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When you report the matter to dad


Dad:

Having sharpened your blockos down for 3 days, you having realised your mum won't let you do d 'do' overnight

Mum calls you inside her room and starts narrating to you how your dad met her a virgin and all... She even said your chiki must not sleep over in her house


You:

The whole family finally starts eating and the next thing your slayqueen says is 'lalasticlala, this food too salty'

Mum:

She balance well for sofa.....she asks if your mum don cook finish.... She no send you or your mum

Your queen greets mum standing and shaking her head like d wall gecko:

Mum:

Mummy Don know say you don bring in another karishika....she rushes out from the kitchen and wasn't surprised.... What she saw as expected

When he sees another slay queen u brought home....... That your brother who doesn't know d gimmicks but only brings home ugly girls and SUs

You introduce her to dad as your friend and next thing, dad is like 'come greet me our wife'

You enter the living room and then you meet Ur dad who is a retired 'playboy' ...his reaction:

How you feel when you enter the neighbourhood with that queen and your niggas start hailing like 'omo, see big fish ooo'