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Laff wan scatter my belle

This is definitely a thread for men alone, not for the ladies neither is it for fp. I hate it when I see boys ask questions like 'how do I make her like me?' 'how can I win her heart?'.......why would you wanna make her like you? Will that put food on your table or increase your account balance?

Seriously?

These qualities of the alpha male are proven points that will get ladies coming for you instead of you going after them. Feel free to add yours...


1. If a woman needs your advice, don't be the one to give. Never be a shoulder to be cried upon. Rather, be that reason they go about asking people questions.

2. Your call : her call ratio is 1:4

3. Never, I repeat, never show off your wealth nor riches. Appear as neutral as possible, she wanna leave? Show her the door.

4. Don't be afraid to let her know your time with niggas matters more than your time with her until you are married.

5. Always know, don't try to make her like you. The harder you try, the easier your admission into the friend zone.

6. Gifts ain't for ladies, save it for niggas and homeless. Even the lady you'd never have something with when gifted thinks you are head over heels and starts giving you attitude.

7. Purposefully send her small errands here and there. Stuffs like, 'please, I need you to post a letter for me' 'can you draft this letter for me please?'. Whilst you ask these, don't shake neither should you look away, look into her eyes, let her know you mean it.

8. Hurt her feelings on purpose once in a blue moon. It's healthy.

9. Don't help her with assignments or don't be that nice electrician that fixes her electronics when they are broken. Don't break a sweat man.

10. Up your game in za oza room. You can't be a 1minute man + including pot belly and claim to wanna be an alpha male.

11. Throw your inferiority complex in the garbage right now. You don't have to be the most handsome guy in the world. Even if you are the ugliest in your community, you'd control women of the rich and handsome. Be neat, organized, approachable and smell nice.

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This ain't no davido... This is odivad.... If you know what u mean

Thumb up BTW... Work on ur skills... They're still raw

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Always know this

1. When dealing with a slayqueen, never buy her gifts
2. Y were u begging her to bleep u? U make ur best attempts, she insisted, leave her be.
3. Send someone to collect ur hoodie...delete her number...if she calls back, ud Bleep her, else, move on

1. Identify your passion/talent:

Listen, hard work isn't equal to money. You may work like an elephant and get paid like an ant. Until a man identifies his passion and talent, these things are inevitable :

a. 1 year seems like 10 years
b. You are bitter and sad every blessed morning when the alarm sounds
c. You are not fulfilled, no time to build your retirement age and most especially your family and kids.

2. Hardwork:

this comes after identifying your passion. Hard work is simply a variable and it's what I call 'multiplier'.

Hard work * passion = (size of success)

3. Be happy and avoid the unhappy:

Unhappy people in your life will determine if you'll go far or not. Unhappy and negative people will give you a thousand reasons not to take a bold step. If you listen to them, you'd soon become like them: stagnant!

Boost your happiness by engaging in social activities. Having a slayqueen drama-free girlfriend ain't no bad idea after all. Visit the stadium and watch games, movies are good places to meet nice guys and potential wives.

4. Never worship the opposite sex:

Show me a man whose happiness is fixed on the existence of a relationship and I'll show you a depressed and failed man. Successful men ain't afraid to lose no one, not in the least.

A successful man knows his worth and wouldn't cry because his Gf left him. A successful man is confident about his life and hence will never slave at the feet of no one. It is not pride, it's confidence!

5. Plan 10 years today:


Dangote if you'd ask him about the oil refinery he is constructing in Lagos today, he'd tell you he didn't just wake up yesterday to think of this. Successfully people often write their dreams where they can read it everyday and work towards it.

Do you even have a dream as you read? Ask yourself! It's never too late to start. Now is the best time to start!


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Oyindidi:
There's nothing like that how you dey?

Ayam fine.... And you?