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CelebritiesRe: Breaking: Legendary Nigerian Comedian, Baba Sala Is Dead by daewoorazer(m): 10:51pm On Nov 28, 2017
[color=#995500]Baba sala was our basketmouth then.... Only those born in d 80's and before will understand [/color]
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Reacts To Libya Slave Trade by daewoorazer(m): 10:46pm On Nov 28, 2017
Oblang:
So Buhari should not attend the summit because some ppl decide to embark on a journey of no return. The question is why didn't they get out of the country through the proper channel...
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His shortcomings is d reason they are running from d country...

Did u know that VP of the United States left all he was doing to visit hurricane victims?

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CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Reacts To Libya Slave Trade by daewoorazer(m):
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And d grand bas.tards tinubu, buhari and his cohorts were busy gisting on d jet earlier today.... Like wetin consign dem......

I don't pity Nigerians tho...... 2019 will soon come and they will still vote for one of the recycled klepts

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RomanceRe: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by daewoorazer(m): 7:25pm On Nov 28, 2017
ibkayee:
Lol airforce is my paddy, nothing more, nothing less cheesy
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Ya.. Your padi he remains till he shines your congo darling... Just thinking aloud

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RomanceRe: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by daewoorazer(m): 7:18pm On Nov 28, 2017
ibkayee:
Lol I have love for him cheesy
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TF tell him, why shy away

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RomanceRe: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by daewoorazer(m): 7:14pm On Nov 28, 2017
ibkayee:
Lol I like Love airforce, I'd never do him like that grin
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More like?

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RomanceRe: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by daewoorazer(m): 7:13pm On Nov 28, 2017
ReddingtonLeke:
Yinmu! *using Falz''s voice.* "....internet fraudster, that one no be work sir!..." #27 #Confirm....enjoy while it last but change before Karma catches up with you or you end in detention.
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Man, has he been convicted for fraud once?, I don't know who he is but one thing about me, I don't criticize pple.......that I'm sure of

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RomanceRe: I'm Young And Making It - Photos by daewoorazer(m): 5:56pm On Nov 28, 2017
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Whatever you know how to do, do it d best way! Coz at d end it's d end that matters, not the means....

Team #NoHate

#zanga
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TravelRe: Festac To Badagry Pls by daewoorazer(m): 5:00pm On Nov 28, 2017
Feanah:
Please how does one get to Badagry from Festac using bus?
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Get a direct bus to iyana'ba, from there, you'd see another direct bus to Badagry


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RomanceRe: [serious] Men Who Have Been Sexually Assaulted By Women, What Is Your Story? by daewoorazer(m): 10:52am On Nov 28, 2017
Munae:
Let me park here and wait for liars to come and commence duty.


On behalf my fellow ladies you want to accuse falsely, "ITS A LIE"

Preek stand, u say dem molest u. Mtchew.

If a lady become wet while being molested, it is not, I repeat, it is not molestation.
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How can u be this mean?

I hope u know getting wet both by the male and female gender is an involuntary action, you cant help control it......

And even you as a sexually healthy girl, when you get touched down there by anything, you must be wet unless.......

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RomanceRe: [serious] Men Who Have Been Sexually Assaulted By Women, What Is Your Story? by daewoorazer(m): 10:43am On Nov 28, 2017
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I've never been assaulted for once, all thanks to my dominating and macho personality.

Although where I once worked, there was this lady always joking about 'if I get a chance to fvcck you once, your life will never remain d same' ...she would force herself and sit on my knees sometimes, rub d back of my head, grabs my ass when no one is looking and all,.........when I gave her the type of eyes mum normally gives kids wen a visitor is around, she reset one time.


Me wey be from zanga
#zanga
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CrimeRe: 26year Old Nigerian National Arrested In India For Smuggling 260g Heroin(photos) by daewoorazer(m): 3:31am On Nov 28, 2017
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I have nothing to say

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CrimeRe: 26year Old Nigerian National Arrested In India For Smuggling 260g Heroin(photos) by daewoorazer(m): 3:15am On Nov 28, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Wole Soyinka’s 20-year-old Son Tunlewa Soyinka, Marries 30-year-old Igbo Lady In by daewoorazer(m): 9:26pm On Nov 27, 2017
[color=#995500]People will soon come and bash this nigga... All thanks to their selfish Nigerian culture and mentality......[/color]

FamilyRe: My Husband Is Afraid Of Me And It's Getting Me Worried by daewoorazer(m): 9:03pm On Nov 27, 2017
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First of: I want to guess this is not in naija

Back to d matter, I suspect hallucinations. You don't have to run from him. Now is when he needs you d most. Take him to a shrink to further discuss solutions.

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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are The Dumbest Organisms On The Planet And In The Whole Universe by daewoorazer(m): 9:02pm On Nov 27, 2017
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I am ashamed of myself and Nigerians.

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CrimeRe: Lady Pours Hot Water Mixed With Pepper & Salt On A Man In Calabar (Graphic Pics) by daewoorazer(m): 8:33pm On Nov 27, 2017
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Is this the literal interpretation of

'you are in hot soup today'

Mum didn't elaborate all this while na undecided[/color]












Wait, I think vitilego is now a man-made condition if u understand
RomanceWill You Allow Your Wife/husband Refer To You As Mummy/daddy by daewoorazer(op): 1:08am On Nov 24, 2017
How would you call me daddy?

How am I gonna address you in d oza room? 'mummy, can we have sexual Intercourse tonight?' yuck!

What if I like it rough in d oza room, how am I supposed to ba.ng a supposed 'mummy' front, back and centre?

Or 'mummy', won't it be disrespectful to give you a kiss in d public or quickie in the car?

How can a supposed 'mummy' go for swimming in trunks with me? Won't the entire public be staring at 'mummy's bum? Ofcourse na her d entire public came to stare at


I've always believed it to be a bad idea to look for wife in the church or mosque. The reason being that such couples will never live life to the fullest. They'd live life being too careful around each other. How can I be careful around you?

How about rules? Have you wondered? A wife I can't mess in her presence and tie her down to make sure she enjoys d aroma once in a blue moon. Or can you call a supposed 'mummy's to come sniff d aroma while I download in the toilet?

Have you wondered? 'our mummy' is in the kitchen frying fish and dodo.... How can 'our daddy' go and be stealing the fish and dodo while she fries?

Ohhhh, as a 'daddy', I think pillow-fighting my wife once in a while will reduce my respect, so I should just respect my wife and keep my cool.


Dear future wife, if you are reading this, as pious and religious as you may be, never refer to me as 'our daddy'.
I do also hope you know a touch of crazy won't be a bad idea.
It is me,

Your husband.

RomanceRe: What Ended Your Previous Relationship by daewoorazer(m): 6:49pm On Nov 20, 2017
bizzy500:
dats its nigga...niggas comes first..
dats y we have no worries
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Yeah man

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RomanceRe: What Ended Your Previous Relationship by daewoorazer(m): 11:55am On Nov 20, 2017
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She wants marriage too soon..... +d fact that I don't take her serious (actually I don't take any lady seriously be it Gf or not). She realised I'd rather spend time out with niggas than her....

I wasn't sorry.....

Niggas come first!

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CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Men Jailed In The UK For Mandate Fraud (Photos) by daewoorazer(m): 10:36am On Nov 20, 2017
merahki:
Good morning darling
Do you honestly think this is why the Nigerian visa is uberpowerless? shocked lipsrsealed shocked
Okay oo

[color=#995500]Before I continue, are u a lady, coz only a lady can be my darling

Back to d matter..
When you keep committing atrocities abroad, those countries block free access to their lands. Take for example, German visa can grant u entry into almost all countries. If Germans have been as bad as we Nigerians, do you think that'd be feasible? [/color]
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Men Jailed In The UK For Mandate Fraud (Photos) by daewoorazer(m): 7:04am On Nov 20, 2017
[color=#995500]Bastards like this make the Nigerian visas powerless by the day[/color]
RomanceRe: My Three Years Girl Friend As Finish Me Please I Need Advice by daewoorazer(m):
[color=#995500]Immediately I read 'I helped her pay her school fees'


I gave up.

In d zanga, we'd give you 20strokes of bulala[/color]
HealthRe: Pls Can We Go On With This Relationship With This Our Genotype? Advice Pls by daewoorazer(m): 6:29am On Nov 13, 2017
[color=#995500]The probability:

Mathematically, there is 75% chance you will have a baby born with the sickle condition from every conception. However, life is not mathematics, you may be lucky, or you may get burned!




The way forward:

Love is never blind. Abort that mission now. Never continue out of pity coz if u do, you'd bring a child into this world to suffer and he/she will never forgive you. This above is apart the stress and it's financial implications.


Practicality:

Imagine giving birth to twins or triplets with sickle cell condition, practically you've shot yourself in the leg. Lemme tell you this, prayers don't change genotype, so in the event you don't heed this 1penny advice, God remains God.
My regards to your wife friend

You've been warned! [/color]
TravelRe: Water Tanker Crushes Okada Rider's Head In Ibadan (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by daewoorazer(op): 11:08pm On Nov 09, 2017
PurestBoy:
Ok the Dayo I'm talking about is a printer close to Mokola market at Adelaja street, we grew up together
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Well, you just met another Dayo today.

It's a pleasure meeting you man

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TravelRe: Water Tanker Crushes Okada Rider's Head In Ibadan (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by daewoorazer(op): 11:01pm On Nov 09, 2017
PurestBoy:
Shey na Dayo GoHustle brother?
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No....
Just dee1

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TravelRe: Water Tanker Crushes Okada Rider's Head In Ibadan (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by daewoorazer(op): 10:59pm On Nov 09, 2017
PurestBoy:
Abeg na which Daewoorazer be dis? Shey na Dayo, you be Mokola boy abi you just get office for Mokola? I be Mokola boy sha and I dey dey for Elege side for Mokola market. You dey aware when Federal SARS dey shoot today before the accident?
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I'm both

Wasn't around wen SARS were shooting o... Went out actually.... Sup man


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TravelWater Tanker Crushes Okada Rider's Head In Ibadan (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by daewoorazer(op): 6:05pm On Nov 09, 2017
Water tanker Crushed An Okada Rider's Head At Uncle Joe Area Of Mokola Ibadan

Happening right now at Uncle Joe area of Mokola.

So pathetic

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