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[color=#995500]Baba sala was our basketmouth then.... Only those born in d 80's and before will understand [/color] |
Oblang:[color=#995500] His shortcomings is d reason they are running from d country... Did u know that VP of the United States left all he was doing to visit hurricane victims? [/color] |
[color=#995500] And d grand bas.tards tinubu, buhari and his cohorts were busy gisting on d jet earlier today.... Like wetin consign dem...... I don't pity Nigerians tho...... 2019 will soon come and they will still vote for one of the recycled klepts [/color] |
ibkayee:[color=#995500] Ya.. Your padi he remains till he shines your congo darling... Just thinking aloud [/color] |
ReddingtonLeke:[color=#995500] Man, has he been convicted for fraud once?, I don't know who he is but one thing about me, I don't criticize pple.......that I'm sure of [/color] |
[color=#995500] Whatever you know how to do, do it d best way! Coz at d end it's d end that matters, not the means.... Team #NoHate #zanga [/color] |
Feanah:[color=#995500] Get a direct bus to iyana'ba, from there, you'd see another direct bus to Badagry [/color] |
Munae:[color=#995500] How can u be this mean? I hope u know getting wet both by the male and female gender is an involuntary action, you cant help control it...... And even you as a sexually healthy girl, when you get touched down there by anything, you must be wet unless....... [/color] |
[color=#995500] I've never been assaulted for once, all thanks to my dominating and macho personality. Although where I once worked, there was this lady always joking about 'if I get a chance to fvcck you once, your life will never remain d same' ...she would force herself and sit on my knees sometimes, rub d back of my head, grabs my ass when no one is looking and all,.........when I gave her the type of eyes mum normally gives kids wen a visitor is around, she reset one time. Me wey be from zanga #zanga [/color] |
[color=#995500] I have nothing to say [/color] |
[color=#995500]People will soon come and bash this nigga... All thanks to their selfish Nigerian culture and mentality......[/color] |
[color=#995500] First of: I want to guess this is not in naija Back to d matter, I suspect hallucinations. You don't have to run from him. Now is when he needs you d most. Take him to a shrink to further discuss solutions. I repeat, do not run.[/color] |
[color=#995500] I am ashamed of myself and Nigerians. [/color] |
[color=#995500] Is this the literal interpretation of 'you are in hot soup today' Mum didn't elaborate all this while na [/color]Wait, I think vitilego is now a man-made condition if u understand |
How would you call me daddy? How am I gonna address you in d oza room? 'mummy, can we have sexual Intercourse tonight?' yuck! What if I like it rough in d oza room, how am I supposed to ba.ng a supposed 'mummy' front, back and centre? Or 'mummy', won't it be disrespectful to give you a kiss in d public or quickie in the car? How can a supposed 'mummy' go for swimming in trunks with me? Won't the entire public be staring at 'mummy's bum? Ofcourse na her d entire public came to stare at I've always believed it to be a bad idea to look for wife in the church or mosque. The reason being that such couples will never live life to the fullest. They'd live life being too careful around each other. How can I be careful around you? How about rules? Have you wondered? A wife I can't mess in her presence and tie her down to make sure she enjoys d aroma once in a blue moon. Or can you call a supposed 'mummy's to come sniff d aroma while I download in the toilet? Have you wondered? 'our mummy' is in the kitchen frying fish and dodo.... How can 'our daddy' go and be stealing the fish and dodo while she fries? Ohhhh, as a 'daddy', I think pillow-fighting my wife once in a while will reduce my respect, so I should just respect my wife and keep my cool. Dear future wife, if you are reading this, as pious and religious as you may be, never refer to me as 'our daddy'. I do also hope you know a touch of crazy won't be a bad idea. It is me, Your husband.
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bizzy500:[color=#995500] Yeah man [/color] |
[color=#995500] She wants marriage too soon..... +d fact that I don't take her serious (actually I don't take any lady seriously be it Gf or not). She realised I'd rather spend time out with niggas than her.... I wasn't sorry..... Niggas come first! [/color] |
merahki: [color=#995500]Before I continue, are u a lady, coz only a lady can be my darling Back to d matter.. When you keep committing atrocities abroad, those countries block free access to their lands. Take for example, German visa can grant u entry into almost all countries. If Germans have been as bad as we Nigerians, do you think that'd be feasible? [/color] |
[color=#995500]Bastards like this make the Nigerian visas powerless by the day[/color] |
[color=#995500]Immediately I read 'I helped her pay her school fees' I gave up. In d zanga, we'd give you 20strokes of bulala[/color] |
[color=#995500]The probability: Mathematically, there is 75% chance you will have a baby born with the sickle condition from every conception. However, life is not mathematics, you may be lucky, or you may get burned! The way forward: Love is never blind. Abort that mission now. Never continue out of pity coz if u do, you'd bring a child into this world to suffer and he/she will never forgive you. This above is apart the stress and it's financial implications. Practicality: Imagine giving birth to twins or triplets with sickle cell condition, practically you've shot yourself in the leg. Lemme tell you this, prayers don't change genotype, so in the event you don't heed this 1penny advice, God remains God. My regards to your You've been warned! [/color] |
PurestBoy:[color=#995500] Well, you just met another Dayo today. It's a pleasure meeting you man [/color] |
PurestBoy:[color=#995500] I'm both Wasn't around wen SARS were shooting o... Went out actually.... Sup man [/color] |
Water tanker Crushed An Okada Rider's Head At Uncle Joe Area Of Mokola Ibadan Happening right now at Uncle Joe area of Mokola. So pathetic
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