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neoapocalypse:
Even what you circled isn't the same as Decapacitate , what was written was Decapcitated which isn't even a word. I think you should use more of your eyes than I my mouth. Cheerio

Mr 'know it all'........are you from the stone age or z it dat you still live in the 1900s? Even an 'animl' recognises shortened words wen he sees one.... Just incase So u don't flood NL with ur 'uninteligent' dramas... Nd =and..... U=you....feet=ft....Nd so on.. Grow up'ediot'.. U gonna need it! If you still Feel offended Coz those offensive words ain't complete too... Then you have obviously proven ur 'foly'

neoapocalypse:
Decapitate and Decapacitate aren't the same words

A wise man once said... For because u have one mouth... For every singular utterance... Listen twice coz u have 2 ears....this will help u alot... TooKNOW doesn't put food on the table brother....... However find attached for your pleasure....

Seriously?

Those couples tho... Are they frogs mating

U won't imagine

Terrible

Lol

stiles009:
Decapitated ke??

More like amputated....

Nice try... Thnx tho

RichYoungNigger:
Donkey face
Your opinion doesn't count
You don't have enough money to have a say in another person's life

And your goat teeth isn't weird and out of place

Coming from a guy who looks like a kangaroo
You don wear sense comot for that your shoe, sign of poverty

Bahahahahaha... Nigga got no chill

Mehn... That woman loving a decapcitated soldier can never happen in naija.... Also the public school stuff... Thumbs tho

Obviously... You have only been to your father's farm and a few.... And please stop smoking elephant poo like d man in Mr. Bones

1. Love peddlers: this people pray that the opposite sex should sit beside them. It the opposite happens... Their mindS heap large volumes of curses on them. In the event their wishes turn up... U know d rest....

TrapQueen77:
ooh nooo.. I'm a very loyal kind of gf ooo tat my ex is missing...

Don't break any more rules in this relationship.... No party talks about his or her ex.... Wouldn't u get angry if I start telling u about my past with AGBANI?

TrapQueen77:
If tatz u... Then I cud be crushing then

Oh my love.... You wanna make him a side nigga...? Dat ain't fair

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahhaha.... those teeth looks like a Jewish Cemetery in Czech republic

How romantic.... You are obviously falling for that nigga

And wen they realise thr are lots of Mad Men in black.... They would ofcourse ask them.... Bring 1million or we report ur case of mental illness... And den I ask... What gain shall it be of a goat keeping watch over yam?

1. This should have been number 1. Ur job is like a legit wife...always have side chicksSssss (working businessesssss).

Bring our Olympian Swimmers to start training For 2020

1. I was just walking through one of the routes in an area called Mokola in Ibadan.... If you stay around this area.... There is an health centre very close to this area and I'm very sure you'd testify to this... A man in say his fifties slumped and died........ (according to hearsays... He could hardly feed himself as he already has Enuf debts from food vendors around) Dated wed 21st Sept.

2. A poor Hausa / Fulani homeless kid literally died of hunger at d front of d police station in this same area.... There used to be this old belief that hunger never kills.... Hello! ... Now it does.


3. There has been a great hike in the number of beggers.... Not the dirty ones now.... Able bodied, neatly dressed people coming close to say 'bros... I'm not mad... Can you buy me bread? '


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BARRIKADE:
Go bend urself over and take his hot rod.

Uhmmmm... OK!

AsoRockz01:
I dey suspect you Bro.

Abi oooo.... Pathetic gay as.seS

ofeshe:
If you aint interested tell the sender and stop publicizing people's private lifestyle

Mr wannabe.... I do hope your vision is sound enuf to know I hid his number.... Peace

Like seriously?

YurFatHer:
pls, wat does caveat emptor has to do with dis.

And what business has dis with you? Na ur mother tongue?


NA joke o

In other words...it is

the principle that the parent (buyer) alone is responsible for checking the quality and suitability of (children) goods before ( they become adults) a purchase is made.

He has literally hard-coded d boy to be rugged and streetwise.... What if the boy is a naturally born gentle professor, writer or doctor in d making? Parents caveat emptor

if only people can input as much energy to succeed as that used in keeping their phones alive jes to stay on social media...

chocolateme:
lol.. abeg which kin joke be this na?

Chocolateme peperempe... Sugar sugar

chocolateme:
lol.. abeg which kin joke be this na?

ABeg... Like u not blushing....

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Humiliating Nigerians With 'stand the chance' since 1800

mebad:
You no go vex... I am a layman. Basically what I need is construction debris. If there is a better way of putting it, please epp me

Lol boss... We all laymen in our way... Even I don't understand what DPC means... Dats why I repeated it.... Plus could u include your location

mebad:
Please drop your contact If you can supply rubles which can be used for DPC.

Brother.... You advertise in a layman's language.... DPC really?

kazuna:
Are u suggesting that they are all dull

Meanwhile Hitler (to the Gemans he was a mighty person) midwifed the scientific progression of Germany.....A bad leader can still fast-track science.

Intelligence is totally different from meanness /hostility....