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This guy is one of the reasons why gals are overrated.. Now you need some lessons from the street.


Until a guy understands 'the more he makes them feel unwanted, the more they want him', he'd forever worship d pvscy

Shyte!

https://www.nairaland.com/3455327/men-most-hypocritical-beings-earth


I have to do this immediately, so young girls won't take after this.

OK, what lolade put up in that thread is nothing but gibberish.. The only thing I gained is d new word 'whatsnot' used repeatedly in the post.... Now How do I know

1. Feminism campaign: women are d same as men. Help me ask her d last time men waited On their gfs for money to keep fit and cute. Now that's d height of hypocrisy


...and for ur info, we guys love independent women, not those sassy dolls who think its their right to live off guys

2. Quote me anywhere, only fuxkboys wanna show of a doll all painted in red with nails as long as that of an eagle.

Surprise, when we grow beyond this stage and wanna settle, we know how to drop u off for d simple, natural yet pretty damsels...
Hypocrisy is wen u think we guys wanna end up with sassy dolls with heavily painted lips and long nails



3. On the cucumber issue, please live off cucumber for all y'all like. Just don't make cucumber an endangered specie... Aint it hypocrisy wen u have a regular bf and the next thing ur grey matter deems fit is sticking a delicacy in your va-jay-jay??


4. Hypocrisy in another word is when u leave ur dad probably a level 16officer in d fed govt to ask ur level 10 bf money for Brazilian hair..


I still say this, majority of we guys prefer a lady who would look good on her own, then give her money coz we think she deserves it. This is way hotter than you asking us money for Brazilian hair and #500 recharge cards upandan..



Guys wat do y'all think

AgentJudeEFCC:
painment abeg remove your nippleless 20naira fufu booobs from your dp, bore hole of life

osalobuaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaa... Ayaf died

naijainfogalery:
na so abeggy, which ritual, na all rich people dey do juju abi? From my experience poor people even do jazz and more desperate than the rich

So u think na d rich people go go on rampage hunting for victims No be dem ajepako dem go send?

And my dear, dats y it seems na d ajepako dey do ritual....

When they are done making rituals with your body, your ghost should remember to drop some hard currencies off my balcony

Kk

ireneony:
To be frank he doesn't look like someone that has a big dicck more like peanut.

Whistling... Tell me what to lookout for to know someone with a big cassava dear

...and If we do down low on d parrot, na so so pin he dey carry around.......... Ur bros, tekno is a living testimony ....gerrerehere

What's ur hard disk size... And what percentage is used up.........

puja89:
Please suggest me any online assignment writing service provider company?

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Basalt:
Bros I am serious.

I don't mean dirty pungent smelling panties.
I mean the ones clean girls remove immediately before taking their bath.
When I was doing my youth service, I used to Smell my girl's panties but in her absence though.

The light puss.y Smell turns me on.

I found out that I am not the only one guilty of this.

I love light puss.y smell.

Haaaa... Bro this one gidi gaaaan o... LMFAO.... I pray you don't smell a pantie that will give u terminal diseases someday

Oahray:
there's nothing to read well there. Part of Argument 1 is:

'at least' only denotes a lower limit, what it should not be lower than. It says nothing about a higher limit or how high it can be. Then, "even with this, MUST NOT welcome more than one child."

500k falls under "a salary above 80k or 100 on the least" and so does 999k. So in essence, argument 1 is that even if a person is earning 900k monthly, he MUST NOT welcome more than one child. That's about as ridiculous as argument 2.

Buhahahahahahahahaha.....While you are a prof in ur own way..... i bow out

Oahray:
Neither. There are 3 numbers between 1 and 5. One says one child maximum, and the other says 5 children minimum. Why should I support either? What happened to 2, 3 and 4?

I don't believe in making rules in subjective matters. Just don't give birth to kids you can't take proper care of. By proper care, I don't mean just providing food, clothes and school fees. It's not always just about the money. Spend quality time with them too.

Please read well before conclusions. This came with a condition. The statement means while you still earn dat amount stated... You shouldn't nurture more dan a kid... Which means as ur income source grows.. U may and may not increase ur wards


At least a salary above 80kor100 on the least... And even with this, must not welcome more than a child.

Good day house, this should be an educative debate.. It is in no way aimed at demeaning another man's views or values. Simply tell us which of the arguments you support and provide valid premises.


Argument 1.
As a man, it is good to await at least a good source of income before you start child-bearing. I'm not saying a 1million Naira salary job... At least a salary above 80kor100 on the least... And even with this, must not welcome more than a child. Some people are presently jobless but they ain't afraid to start proliferating, they would tell you d stars of some child are such that it is only wen u give birth to them that you become rich. These set of people would rather wait till they are better before embarking on the birthing journey.


Argument 2.
As a man, once you are of age and have found the mother of your children, the earlier the better. This set of people do not believe in pre-management of a child's future even before birth. They believe whatever the child would be is in God's hands and no matter how hard they try, God's plans for the child are predetermined. These people see joy in filling their homes with as many kids as possible... 5 on d least


My own choice.
I support argument 1 because I believe I am a failure if I give to my unborn, nothing different from the kinda life my parents gave to me. #teamGiveYourChildDbest



Kindly support your argument with valid reasons

1. Having the bleepin mind that it is God who cares for children and so can marry and born as many kids as possible without no sure income....shyte!!

Lol

Wow... Work as air traffic officer for a few years... Quit and go train as a pilot... No matter what may, always follow your dreams..... Now go!

Kk

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Afonja kid must represent!!!

Good luck kids

Kk

Lalasticlala... Help this soul out... Docs, over to y'all

TrapQueen77 you need some questions to answer boo

If you dare marry her and she starts feeding you.. While it must last for a while, it means

1. You are a pu. Ssy
2. She must use am abuse you someday
3. She go tell ur kids u are useless and irresponsible
4. She can only do it for d tym being... She will get tired soon and perhaps start...... Fill. In. D. Gap


This is a voice from d street... #streetAdvice

Have you ever looked at your nipples and wondered if they’re normal? It turns out, they come in all different shapes and sizes. What’s more, they can bring you incredible pleasure, help feed a baby, and even tip you off to some potentially serious health problems. Seriously, they’re amazing. After reading this, we promise you’ll have newfound respect for this body part. Here, everything you need to know about your nipples.



1. They Can Span Several Inches
The size of a woman’s nipples and areolas can be as wide as a
half-dollar or smaller than a dime, and either way is totally normal, says Alyssa Dweck, M.D., ob-gyn in Westchester, New York and coauthor of V Is for Vagina. Gain weight or get pregnant, and they can balloon even bigger, she says.


2. They Come in a Range of Colors
Pale pink, brick red, dark brown: Nipple pigment has to do with a woman’s ethnic background and the hue of the rest of her skin. Just as nipple size changes when you have a baby, so does nipple color, and that shift in shade is often permanent. “It’s the result of hormone surges during pregnancy,” says Dweck.


3. They're Capable of Mucho Pleasure
Nipples are an erogenous zone for many women, and a 2011 study from the Journal of Sexual Medicine backs this up. Researchers using MRI imaging found that when nipples are stimulated, a pleasure center inside the brain lights up the same way it lights up after stimulation of the clitoris and vagina.


4. Nipple Orgasms are Not Fiction
The same 2011 study that showed a link between nipple stimulation and the pleasure center of the brain also raised the possibility that nipple stimulation alone could result in orgasm, something sex researchers previously estimated that only a “small number” of women could experience.


5. They Sometimes Come in Threes
It’s not uncommon for a man or a woman to be born with three nipples (or four, or five, or seven, as one 2012 study details). These extra nipples, known as “supernumerary nipples,” resemble a mole or mark. They never develop into actual breasts, and they can show up anywhere on the body, according to the National Institutes of Health.


6. Nipples Are Supposed to Be Bumpy
Look closely at your nipples and the surrounding areolas; they kind of resemble the bumpy, crater-filled surface of the moon. “Those bumps on the areola can be hair follicles, ducts, or oil glands that produce lubricating fluid," says Dweck. "It’s totally normal to have them."


7. But Sometimes a Bump Is Bad News
A rare form of breast cancer called Paget’s disease can present itself as a red bump or rash on the nipple or areola, says Dweck. “It’ll look like an angry skin change that doesn’t go away,” she says. If you spot this and it persists for a few weeks, have your doctor take a look.


8. They Don't Love the Gym
Working out is super-healthy for your body as a whole, but it can be rough on your nipples, which often get dry, chafed, and even bloody as they rub back and forth against your sports bra, says Dweck. Dabbing on some petroleum jelly before a treadmill session will soothe irritated skin.


9. Nursing Can Do a Number on Them
Soreness, pain, cracking, bleeding—these are just some of the consequences of having a hungry newborn attached to your nipples several times a day, says Dweck. These symptoms tend to disappear as a new mom gets the hang of it, but if your nipples continue to suffer, get an assist from your pediatrician or a lactation consultant.


10. They Can Leak Milk
Nursing moms, you might want to keep an extra blouse in your purse or glove compartment. It’s a totally freaky phenomenon, but many breastfeeding women have found themselves suddenly leaking milk as soon as they hear the cry of a random infant or baby nearby, says Dweck.


11. Discharge Can Be a Warning Sign
A little discharge that comes out after you’ve squeezed your nipple is probably no big deal. “But a white, creamy discharge that’s released on its own could be a sign of a non-cancerous growth in the brain,” says Dweck. Green or black discharge can tip you off to a benign duct problem. And bloody discharge might mean breast cancer. If you experience the latter, bring it to your doctor’s attention.


http://voicedit..com/2015/11/11-weird-truths-hidden-from-us-about.html

This is about my experience when PGAD affects me. I'm not constantly living with this arousal. It comes from time to time, whenever it feels like it. In my case, it doesn't last days, or months, or years like it does in some women. Mine only lasts for hours. There are women with very different, and much more debilitating cases of PGAD. I’m just trying to spread some awareness
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First off, I was overwhelmed with emotion reading the article about Gretchen in the Tampa Bay Times a few days ago. I finally gathered up the courage to watch what she had to say in her video today. When I did watch it, i balled my eyes out because i was able to so closely relate her experience to mine. It’s awful that something as serious as this disorder has only begun to get looked at. One could conclude that it’s because of the societal pressures women deal with when it comes to keeping our sexuality on the down low that it has only been diagnosed. I actually posted a few months ago in VOICEDIT if anyone else had PGAD and got no response.
I'd been dealing with PGAD since I'm pretty sure around 8 years of age. I remember finding porn around this age on the TV and obviously being turned on by it (I got caught once, and my parents blocked the channels).This was around the time I also discovered the shower head. Now, as time went on, I thought that it was normal to randomly get aroused without any kind of mental stimulation. I would be anywhere from home watching tv with my relatives, at school, at the mall, restaurants, etc and i badly needed to touch myself. I'd even done it with my family in the room (i'd wear an over-sized pj tshirt, pull it done over my feet, and just touch away). This went on all the time for years, then i finally get to middle school. In middle school, I finally really learned about masturbation from my guy friends. One day, this guy in my group of friends told us that if we would make it to masturbating 10 times in one day, we'd become immortal. I remember thinking, "only 10? I could reach about 20-30 orgasms a day for years now. I must be beyond immortal!" As I got older it became progressively worse. I remember one night around 9th grade, I was laying in bed about to go to sleep when it hit me. I was insatiable. Insatiable to the point where i rubbed myself raw, on the verge of bleeding, to the point where your clit should not be able to feel anymore, yet it was still throbbing with arousal. This lasted for HOURS until the NEXT MORNING. That night, i did not sleep one minute. Sitting at my desk in class was extremely uncomfortable. I was so frustrated and the only explanation I could think of was that I had an abnormally high sex drive, that I was hypersexual, possibly even a nymphomaniac even though I'd never had sex with a guy at that point.
When I did finally become sexually active, there were times when sure everything was normal. Everything was normal until the PGAD decided to make its unwanted visit. I'd become this insatiable beast. I made guys feel ashamed that they couldn't "keep up" with me. Not only could they not "keep up", but they couldn't satisfy me EVER. I hated sex for a while. It wasn't enjoyable because of the few bad experiences I'd had with the PGAD. I thought I was a nympho or that I had to be in love with someone to be satisfied. I was obsessed with the idea of sex, but I hated it at the same time. I lost my virginity to my high school love (unrequited love) so I assumed that I needed to feel loved for it not to affect me.
Fast forward to about a year ago when I was pretty much living with a boyfriend. This was the first boyfriend I’d ever had sex with . I’d stayed away from having boyfriends for years, I was and am still known for being a free spirit, and I’m not the kind to just settle just because I “need a man”. I still had no idea I had PGAD. Our sex life was above average. I hadn't been affected by it in about a month. I felt great, we even made love blah blah blah. My weird explanation for this was that I was finally sexually satisfied because I was in a “loving relationship”. Then, one night we’re laying in, bed after sex ,and he’s just fallen asleep. I’m on the computer doing some reading for class when the “insatiable feeling” decides to make its visit. I try to wake him, but we’d just had a good few rounds at it and he has to wake up in a few hours for work. So, I go ahead and touch myself. Touch myself til I can no longer bare to touch it anymore, but my clit is still pounding with arousal.
The relationship didn't last much longer after that.
This past May I was diagnosed with Panic Disorder among a few other anxiety disorders (something else I've been struggling with since I was a youngster, but it wasn't something the parental unit took seriously). The “insatiable feeling” was the least of my worries at this point because of the panic disorder and the panic attacks I was constantly experiencing. Anyway, a few sessions in, my therapist asks how my current love life was going. The “insatiable feeling” was the first thing to come to mind. I tell her about how every so often my body does this thing where I become ridiculously aroused for no reason and I can’t sleep, think, and I just want to cut my clit off. I said, “ I think I may be a nymphomaniac”. Then she told me that wasn't it at all, that it’s in fact PGAD. Tells me she has one other patient who has the same thing but hers lasts days at a time. I immediately felt some relief to know I was not alone.
I go home straight after my session and decide to bring it up to my mother. We’re really open about sexuality in my household but for some reason I had a bit of a difficult time telling my mom about it. After I finish telling her, she goes, “oh that’s what it is? Your father always did tell me I could have sex with the entire military and never be satisfied. I’ve had that forever.”
I ended up being prescribed by the psychiatrist 150mg Zoloft and 25mg Hydroxyzine (I refused to be prescribed any benzos) for my Panic Disorder. I was told these medications would reduce my sex drive, which it did, but had no affect on the PGAD. PGAD is purely physical from what I've experienced. I just have to deal with it when it comes around. Fortunately, my case seems to be pretty mild compared to many that I've read about, but it is still agonizing. I will even go as far as to say that it’s like my own body is raping me.
Anyway, this is getting a little too long. I’ll just leave you guys to ask questions .
**If you know anyone who has PGAD, please ask them to join in on this AMA. I'm curious to know about other women's experiences as well.



http://voicedit..com/2015/11/testimony-of-nympho-condition-medically.html

Kk

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DIKEnaWAR:
Deny she ain't sexy and you want to hit that wet spot so hard you'd deny all the smelly Bose and Jumoke from your side.

Anyone in his or her right senses will never leave a jumoke or Aisha for a[size=25pt] flat.Headed[/size] chidieberamakadinma