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Assume all these things with a tomboy, trust me, d next level u will actually land is dat of an insult....


There is no 1 way to ascertain dat my bro... Varies across gals

Ayomi1578:
Hello, I Have Many Twitter Handles So I Wish To Sell This 10k Followers Interest Buyer Should Pm Me

Ur number or pin

Lalasticlala... Verify if this is true

Me I didn't mention fla71n0

Stupedinluv:
I think its called personality disorder.

You need divine help

Chai bro... U don spiritualize am sharpally.... My naija fifu

I can relate bro.... U didn't give us full gist.... Better paraphrased

If I don't set my eyes on my fiancée in a week, I would be sad, but if she stays with me. [b] I bleep her [/b]for more than two days, I would find a way to send her away



Back to d mata... It's lust u have for dat gal.... If it were gal wey u really cherish, time spent with her is but valueless

Flaaaaaaties

Wow.... Congrats, d newest father in town



In same news, be a man, stop avoiding her calls, go for test not only to confirm pregnancy, but also d number of weeks.

Do the maths afterwards, I trust u are as good in maths as you have shown your skills in biology.


My 2cents.

makydebbie:
can't access my mail..password issues

No p... I'd get back at u.... Not on ds thread tho

Kingjude1:
[size=20pt] i have only sent pm to one girl thats tiny23, i have never sent pm to anybody else, these girls done bath [/size]

Yea... Dats cool

Kingjude1:
lie of life , make una stop to dey send these girls pm na

Pls prove to oga Jude that u not one of those kain gals...

makydebbie:
I have mail issues.

OK how about u send me??cool??

Kingjude1:
see ur life

Flies dey swarm bruv


Btw, what have we up there, is an art... trust me

Kingjude1:
see ur life

Flies dey swarm bruv


Btw, what have we up there, is an art... trust me

makydebbie:

Now to d crux of d mata.... Reply ur mail

makydebbie:

Don't wink at me boo... I can't stand Wat it does to my system

makydebbie:
Modify your post na

Ur siggy though

AN EPIC LETTER FROM LALASTICLALA'S GIRLFRIEND .

AS SENT FROM ILORIN
Letter from Sikira of Ilorin
Dear Lalasticlala, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach. You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together. If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Lalasticlala! Lalasticlala, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle.

Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My groundmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and
yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the photo.

My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that gif her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager to see u. Yours frightfully. .Sikira.

Mimienudles:
183likes...

Awwww.... Boo is generous

Don't mind dat little girl disturbing NL upandan

It's better if it comes from d gal.... If otherwise, your middle name Don turn ATM and ur aka Don become mumu... Now go buy a page on punch and do change of name

Dpredictor:
offer is still on

I can help that face

If yu really wanna help, drop it hia

Herlyne:
Each time I login to check sections and just browse through, I see too many emails sent to me from other members of this site. Please I have decided not to reply any of them, so you can kindly hold them to yourselves. Thank you.

Ohhhh shyte.... You obviously rate yourself too high... Ya must be thinking you d only one they send pms? Maybe urs is even a drop in d ocean of some damsels.... Ur mates are sharing lovely pre-wedding photoshoots every day, you are here complaining.........a lousy bird with 2eggs shouting it's nest is overcrowded...

Shitty male blogger. .pixsure ko, mixma ni.. La click la Lalasticlala

Lawlahdey:
boo...why you call me

We've got to understand ourselves beta baby.... Not only in d oda room

Premise 1: you met online
Premise 2: you have made up your mind to spend d rest of your life with him
Premise 3: you are afraid to meet him




My people, how is this logical? This thread reeks of hypocrisy.... Lawlahdey, define dis...

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