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AlmiqhteeAllah:
"Prince" Muhammed, whose goatee touches the lowest chambers of hell, made that much clear.

Islam says women will constitute the MAJORITY in hell.

Islamic misogyny and sexism is out of this world. It has no rival on earth.

Lol, truth

hopefulLandlord:
I find something bizarre

ask a group Christians if they have a personal relationship with Jesus and they'll answer with an emphatic Yes!!!!

ask them whether this Jesus is God or not and pandemonium starts. If this Jesus is as personal to them and talks to them as they claim, why is it so hard for them to simply ask this personal friend Jesus if he's God or not? if they should tithe or not? why should something as basic as these cause so much confusion?

this thread also examines it
https://www.nairaland.com/3844519/

True

AlmiqhteeAllah:
Simple and straightforward!

Good evening. Howuduin?

Missed you

I'm good and you?

TolaTosin:
If ladies enjoy girl on girl, why can't guys


Many folks who will hate gays but watch lesbian pornoo and enjoy 3somes, yet they dislike gays.

Y love lesbian & hate gays.

I've always wondered why

Congrats on their anniversary
Homophobic nairalanders won't be happy with this

Blackfyre seen you can edit now.

Blackfyre:
Yes.

In person and also through dreams.

All right, I think this is a good thread.

Look at how dirty he is looking,
Wants to keep a beard but can't keep a good looking one,
Even that nonsense is still on his head

Blackfyre:
Yes.

In person and also through dreams.

Let give you a mentíon in religion section. I'd rather we chat there

adepeter2027:
Dreams you say?

1. Haven't you dreamt of been in a different location?
2. when you woke up, did you find yourself in that place?

Dreams are illusions

Most times I find that if I think of some thing often through out the day or I think of something before I fall asleep I usually dream of those things

Blackfyre:
Yes.

In person and also through dreams.

Explain better please

adepeter2027:
Arguments against pantheistic god is kinda tough oo

I don't even know about this.

Blackfyre:
Yes i do, and i felt and heard from him.

Christain right?
So tell me how you felt and heard from him that made you believe

adepeter2027:
You start by asking them, "WHICH GOD".

I assume he is talking about he Christain one, my reply if for all though.

Blackfyre:
Why do you think he isn't?

Nothing proves that he is,
Do you believe in God? If you do, why?

Blackfyre:
Why?

Why I don't believe? He isn't real.

As I don't believe in God also it's a perfect match.

AlexCk:
T: gosh, it's a bit chilly
Guy: really??, i didn't notice.
T: don't worry, it's nothing really.
Guy: u sure, i could still give u my jacket to wear T.
T: nah, it's ruin my looks J.
Guy: alright then.

6mins later...

T: J, abeg give me the jacket, this cold wan finish me.
Guy: *shocked*, thought you said you never understood pidgin.
T: someone can not play with you again.

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Moral of the lesson. Always wear a jacket when it's cold outside, you are not a white walker.


Lol

Lol
I like this your moral of the lesson,
LMAO

LMAO

FearlessDapsin:
The only thing wrong in that picture is that the car is without plate number. As for those saying the babe is freezing and her bf is on jacket, answer this question. Is the bf automatically immune to cold cos he's a man?

LMAO

At your question, it's very funny, if she is cold then we can safely assume that the place is cold, so he should give her the jacket so that he will start shivering? I don't understand the logic there

blingxx:
The only thing I noticed.... That's Taraji p henson

ME TOO

doyinisaac:
Uncle,tribalism is gradually making lekki toll gate higher than your IQ

Jesus is lord,
Na wa, you dey vex
See savagery

exlinkleads:
A popular sports coach and fitness trainer in Cross River State, Paul Banigo slumped and died in UJ Esuene Stadium, Calabar on Saturday November 4th.

Below is the account by Rt. Hon. Orok Otu Duke, CRS Sports Commission...

"He jogged into the UJ Esuene Stadium in the morning to keep a rendezvous with the members of the public and sundry state Athletes, who had adopted him as their personal coach and Aerobics Instructor. However, today's rendezvous turned out to be with death.

As coach Paul Banigo was putting together his exercise tools, he slumped and cried for help, but none was rendered. All those present, initially ran to different compass directions, for sundry reasons. Paul Banigo died.

The Stadium Clinic is not functional and I am working with the Hon Commissioner for Health to remedy this anomaly.

Today's tragedy caught us by surprise and came to us at a time that we are financially unstable. Since no hospital would accept Coach Banigo's Corpse without the requisite financial commitment, we were left in a quandary. But initial help came our way through ex Gov Donald Duke and his wife Onari... (God bless Their Benevolent Souls). Mrs Duke reached out to the Navy Hospital, Calabar and they agreed to receive the body for "autopsy and embalmment".

We have visited the hospital for the third time this night, the Corpse is in good hands and His Excellency, Governor Ben Ayade has been briefed accordingly and the needful will be done.

As a staff of the CRS, Paul had taken up the extra responsibility of taking up those who had recently been dislocated from using the House of Assembly hill for exercise purposes, due to recent security concerns. On the fateful Saturday morning, Paul died on duty, on official duty. But when he fell, initial help could not be rendered. Not even a CPR? So sad.

The 8 years relegation of the Sports Commission created the rot... No Ambulances, offices, buses,facilities etc. The process of rebuilding the infrastructure and repositioning sports is on and it is "work in progress".

The CRS Governor will fund and staff the UJ Esuene Stadium Clinic, we are committed to work with the Commissioner for Health, SA Budget and the CRSHA to achieve this with the 2018 Budget.
No avoidable tragedy should befall us again in CRS Sports family. Never Again.

Rest in Peace Coach Paul Banigo.

Rt. Hon. Orok Otu Duke JP
Chairman,
CRS Sports Commission.

More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/11/breaking-news-nigerian-coach-slumps-and.html

Just imagine, this man shouldn't have died.
This country.

izzou:
Of course, I do

I emphasized on sons,my lovely daughter

You said you pray to have children, that's how you deny me

izzou:
They invited you for a party and you didn't check the date?

Hian

Miss Makinwa, congratulations

You have just gotten the attention you wanted.

Tell us about how you graduated from school without knowing too

izzou:
I pray everyday that I should be blessed with children

When I say children, i mean sons and daughters

When I say sons, i mean a male son, not a female son

Are you trying to say that you don't have a child now?

Thank God crew jumping in to praise their God, while conveniently ignoring the fact that it's their God that made and watched this woman suffer unnecessarily for 20 years

Lemme come and be going.

Congrats to the family

Blackfyre:
It's from Game of Thrones which i think you know already. I chose it because of the story behind it and also I like things that are symbolic to conquests/triumph.

T/D?

I should have thought of that but it didn't come to mind at all.


Let me do T for once

Blackfyre:
Yes, it's your turn. Nothing happens...

I choose T.

Why the name blackfyre?

Blackfyre:
I dare you to take a pic of your feet and upload

Yes, of course you can rephrase. Feel free ma'am.

lol, no, I'm sorry

Since I refused what happens?

Guess it's my turn?

Blackfyre:
Nope.... We never had a chat.

T/D?

D

Blackfyre can I rephrase?

Blackfyre:
Go ahead, i choose T

Have we crossed paths before with another moniker?