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fine,no love anybody again. who you think say u dey deceive

no just waste time, carry that story go 24 Iweka road Onitsha or 25 Pound road Aba.Who you think say you be sef,u dey giv everybody chop dem sef no vomit am.me I no chop am at all.Zeb Ejiro!

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VERBAL APTITUDE TIME
teacher asked the students
"as american girls are to flowers'' nigerian girls are to

student 1 answered
''nigerian girls are to vegetable.''

student 2 said
''he is wrong''

teacher
''then what's the answer''

student 2 answered
'' as american girls are to flowers, nigerian girls are to bitter leaf''

VERBAL APTITUDE TIME
teacher asked the students
"as american girls are to flowers'' nigerian girls are to

student 1 answered
''nigerian girls are to vegetable.''

student 2 said
''he is wrong''

teacher
''then what's the answer''

student 2 answered
'' as american girls are to flowers, nigerian girls are to bitter leaf''

hear yourself again.I just don't know the kind of virus spreading around your emotions.You will surely live to remember it and why not save yourself from intermitent and lasting disturbing moods.picture it this way, just picture how your wanna be wife would have moaned when your smart bother was chopping her ooshy.Could you imagine that his friends might have been at the window or somewhere watching a life performance.I suggest u Leave her and find another woman.do you know how many girls Nigeria recorded at the last census, if you can't find yorubas,you have nupes,if ibos are that scarce for u,u have igalas and so on like thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.But if your symptoms(love) persist after several days you are on your own oh.

eh eh eh eh!you know well this guy, you dey waste time dey talk tory for here instead make you hurry apply before the offer closes.Bleep AM! eh eh. cousin ko cushion ni.If she get belle you are on your own oh.

fire her plug;I mean , chop her ooshy.If u wan make i break am down 4 u, Bleep dat toto , but if symtoms persist after several months (HIV),oh oh!you are on your own oh.

I have this girlfriend that has been trying to mend her manners after making up again.She promised to exhibit some nice attitude.Kofo is one of these so-called butter girls. Kofo cannot boil water and all she would tell me was ''water boils at 100degrees centigrade.'' Shey na that one I go chop abi that one na nice attitude.,make una never go I go yan u. Just yesterday,I told her I felt like eating amala in a local joint and as usual like shit and yansh,she followed me.Infact I don tire , na so she go dey follow me up and down like disease.When we got there after I don chop finish,could you guess what kofo did all in the name of showing nice attitude;she pack the plates wey i take chop say she wan go wash am.Imagine!for inside buka. How person wey no dey smoke igbo go dey behave like that? Shey that one na attitude or latitude.I am just telling you girls this because one of your colleagues will soon be relieved of her duties o.ehn ehn

before u go fit work for insurance companies these days,oh boy you go first insure your shoe

olalekanjinad@yahoo.co.uk

bounce or get bounced;I'm tired of this forum.It's high time u guys grew up.You are all quick at nagging but fail in creative analysis and constructive criticism on a way forward. Tell him(ken) why he must not do that;possibly analysing the dangers involved.Let him know there are other means to make the money(examples).If you have nothing to say,why don't you keep shut and stop displaying your intellectual vacuity.

kroy,and I told you from the start but u no go listen.Kroy u need to break words down for these igbo smokers before them go understand;most of them don mental because of joblessness.We dey call them ''SAN'' (Senior Applicants of the Nation).Next time be careful.

kenosky abi wetin be that your wowo name, you get bad mouth. how you go talk like that,wey u for tell the guy sweet words like: go and jump inside canal,why not try a poison, or she na me do you?hahhahah love ko wantintin ni.

that kain job no be for somebody like una.na im dem dey call employment or come and work.na oyinbo people the job dey for,dem go eventually send am check to cash and send the money via western after deductions. so if u receive such message,who wan send you check com cash for naija.na bad job because most of the magas they eventually go jail if them find them. how guys go survive now, may be one day government go dey collect tax for yahooboys hand but I think it is good for foreign exchange, hahahhaha.pyscho

where is adeolu adeniran, he finished from salawu abiola comprehensive in 1996, this is mosco  08068329543

where is ADEOLU ADENIRAN.? He finished from Salawu Abiola Comprehensive High School 1996, anybody with info. This is MOSCO
GYMNASTIC. Abeg we be 5 and 6 then.
Adeolu,where are u? 08069329543 or olalekanjinad@yahoo.co.uk

olalekanjinad@yahoo.co.uk

olalekanjinad@yahoo.co.uk

send the spec and the price. hallo

listen and listen good! banking is all about intellingence ,and intelligence can be found in any discipline or institution(basis of recruitment) but there are some strategic positions that some discipline cannot occupy.
Don't be sick if you studied marketing.
Marketing is not a professional job.Any body can market once you have the zeal and drive for success.Many marketing students can't even construct a good sentence.
Bsc does not make you an expert in a field,it is only when you begin to streamline(masters, doctorate) then you can say I have this knowledge,so I can do this job better.

The interview is oral.you will be asked some questions concerning your discipline but you would be luckier if you were a science student because the only question you would be asked is ''what is the relationship between your discipline and banking?''and other petty questions.
This question above is always asked but if your field relates to banking ,something like economics,just be prepared to say something not necessarily the correct thing but the confidence,the boldness at with you speak scores you more.Dress nice,wear a suit with a commanding tie (red tie).The tie should reach the top of your belt level.Black socks,black belt.Always look into the eyes of the interviewer(boldness).Don't wait until you are asked to sit.Feel relaxed;your back must rest.if you are putting on a suit,
dont botton the last hole,before you sit make sure you loosen all bottons(it means u are open for business) and before standing botton all holes.you will also be asked your weakness and strenght.why do you want to join our bank?answer:from the highest capital base(1st to reach trilion),global reputation,it is no doubt that uba is a winning team and everyone wants to be part of a winning team.you must know something about uba(must)

I hear say man U just buy one ibo guy Nnamdi or nanny or nani, which one self?upon that una play draw with professors for library(reading). Ibadan people go say ''Up Mon U''! Up Nnamdi. Hahahhh! I go prefer support house fly united thn supporting man u. Up Chelsea![b][/b]