₦airaland Forum

Have always been'sad'

God please I want to receive happiness letter too.

fulaniHERDSman:
U will need a bigger brush to taint that man. Try harder.
Btw how did an official with bag of voting materials going in opposite direction become Peter Obi?
I know who you work for. He is Thuggery and CORRUPTION Personified. Continue to worship your Bullion Van Deity.

Now you have excuse for this, wasn't the case during amaechi visit to adamu! Hypocrite

NetValueFX:
Yeah. Accurate guess
So what inspired that guess?

Because we are the same

NetValueFX:
Lol .... Everybody has cheated one time or the other. It's just a human thing.

But I got it right?

NetValueFX:
...
What made you think
I have cheated?

Every guys cheat

NetValueFX:
Mention them...

Never smoke
Never drunk
Never send nudes

Seun, seems old news is getting too much on front page, kindly work on it.

Karmaisme:
5,6 and 7.

No, trust me.

NetValueFX:
15 marks

I know those three

SunMusk:
Never smoke
Never cheated
Never drunk... Did i get it.....

No, and am sincere.

15

Guess those 3 and win something for yourself.

Onyeka90210:
Abi make dey ban short knicker now or na only android users suppose dey wear short knicker.
I no understand your rant at all.
Abi you want make person wear suit and tie cause he dey use big phone?
The way some android users dey carry iPhone matter for head sha, na una dey make the phone look like big thing.
I will just advice you to focus on your studies, which one come be "worsting"

You deserve Nairaland savage response award.�

Where is yeye Bello?

I feel they adjourn this because of primary elections to hold in South East as to avert sit at home.

Front page material.

Mystery2020:
1. Extraversion
You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.

2. Small talk
You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.

3. Flirty
This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you.
As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.

1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.

4. A$$ Licking
The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.

5. Toxicity
Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors
You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive.
Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.

6. Political Correctness
Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.

7. Team Work
Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!

8. Relationship with surbodinates
The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally.

I need a banking job please. Please connect me

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Epl na dirty

Arrangee
Scripted

So Liverpool come wait make mancity come back from 2 goals down before them score their own
Saw

Without Aston getting red card ...then mancity scored 3 goals within ten minutes...wetin I even dey talk self...within six minutes

Epl na fraud..pure arrangee
And for all you quoting me...una nor even create time to watch the match...especially the one between mancity and Aston villa.....epl is a scam

But when Madrid came back, they were king of comback right? Hypocrite

mariahAngel:
If this news is true, then he should consider his dream to play at Real madrid over!

He might never win the balon d'or playing for PSG.
And those desperate PSG will do and give anything to keep him, since their biggest hope/signing flopped big time!

So anyone who wanna win an award must play for Madrid? That's why Messi is leading in those awards. Mtcheew

What's really special about this boy? I

Using our presidential jet on unofficial campaign?


Justice for Nigerians.

Terrence99:
300K is $500. I'll like to see him try.

May Allah wreck the Accountant General of the Federation, his children, his family and even his dogs.

Please don't curse the wrong man, you meant to say Auditor general I guess.

The only thing I like about this one is his photographer is so good. So he like photoshoot too.

LogicBomb8:
My small credit was exhusted and i rush my guy phone make i use him credit call the papa, the old man would ask ur business and he would bless that angle.

As my guy wake up hear the nature of the call naso him vex say na fraudster i use him credit dey call, i hung up he began to give me instances and people who have been victims.

According to him after you have trusted the oldman the fraudster would initiate a discussion that would warrant you to send money to him, i just weak, two minutes later he called back and i told him i dnt have credit to call him back he hungup immediately.

Who have experienced such? Sorry for the typos

This once happened to my dad, the old man will continue praying till you guys begin to talk like friends, later he will tell you they have ifa( oracle) and which can be use to help you in all your endeavours, so they ask you to send money for the sacrifice. After sending it, they won't stop calling to beg for more money from you after giving you so much lies that you won't have your brain with you again.

Run for your life boss

This one doesn't have money to be meeting delegates from state to state so he decided to advertise himself on channels TV (lol). But that's still economy wise because he knows he is not gonna win.

0704 410 3107

To sing what actually?

Ice Prince multilinks

Echoban:
If it's abt BAT, it's definitely Political guilty conscience , I feel they LL rather vote Osinbanjo or Amaechi, so I don't see BAT going there. So now why is Osinbanjo and Amaechi not going to woo delegates?? This is bad for Democracy Sha o. They act as if they don't owe SE anything, and if they enter I won't b surprised if they forget SE existence.

Please kindly explain the conscience, and why only BAT?

Next week
Monday: sit at home
Tuesday and Wednesday: sit in office
Thursday: sit at home
Friday : children's Day.

No place like east.

Wahala for PDP gubernatorial primaries in east o.