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18wheeler: Aig can begin to prepare to take over CBN when SLS's reign ends in 2014

Yes o!

Mine;
1. Mirrors by Justin Timberlake
2. New Day by Alicia Keys
3. Diamonds by Rihanna
4. I love you too by Checkmate
5. Yes/No by Banky W

Cant stop listening to my numero one, Mirrors, dat song deserves a grammy, but JT likes dat beat too much sha!

Wealth all d way! Love is just an illusion in ppl's heads.

Thank u all!

mascot87: My own case was horrible.When I was about to start d exam on the first day, 1st batch on 26 th and I logged in with my username and password,my first disappointment was that d system wrote NO ASSESSMENT.I was scared and I alerted d test coordinators,it takes them about 30 min before that issue could be resolved. When I eventually started d exam at about 9:15 am, I was very happy and optimistic about getting a good result but unfortunately for me 2 mins to d end of my assessment,the system I was using shutdown totally.I was MAD, I once again called d attention of d test coordinators and it took them about 1 hr 20 min before d issue is once again resolved.i was given another assessment a little bit different from the initial one. I struggled this time to complete d assessment but I was not able to click on submit before d test page closed as d time elapsed and some people are saying that if u dont click on submit,you are as good as not writing d test. Well,all is well o even on d well.

Thats not true, I have written 2 workforce tests, I never finished them and I passed. Dont believe ppl wen dey say dat.

@OP, One more question, I want to set up a company's VAT on an ERP, but working with their chart of account, I noticed dey made VAT input an asset ie, a receivable while output VAT a liability. Is this right&if yes why? Is tax provision a liability, because from my understanding of what a provision is, u are 2 expense it since u're providing for it from your profit as a prudence measure.This company is making a tax provision a liability and I'm trying to figure out why, but I dont seem to understand.

Jarus: Applicable on after-discount amount.

Thanks bro!

Phranciz: Mine, hmmmmmmm, I did only 30 out of the 50 questions set, before the system shut automatically. Well, I would say better luck to me next time, cos I am not sure of this.

Bro, its not by the number of questns answered, but how well u answered those 30. It is well, there is nothing God cannot do!

Its so sad things turned out like this, like one someone said, the health aspect might be too risky and now that we are in raining season. Why dont you try things like keke napep or bus driving. If u can get someone u can hire a keke napep from, u can discuss with those that drive it&dey will link u 2 someone dat leases. It is well bro, I like ur spirit, d bottom line is making money, its obvious dat if sumone like u is sacked, u can easily pick up anything to do in order to cater 4 urself&family. All d best!

@OP, please I need ur help. What happens to VAT, when a vendor brings his/her invoice and gives the customer a cash discount if the customer pays within a particular period,if the customer pays within that period, does it affect the VAT that he/she has paid? Or the customer will still pay the VAT he/she is suppose to pay, but the actual cost of the item bought will reduce because of the discount. Thanks!

Long live Micheal Jackson! Long Live The Legend!

These guys cant stop driving me crazy!

Thank God for her. This saddens me, pray God wont give me a child dat will do this kind of thing. U send ur child 2 skool 2 read, she gets pregnant and starts giving birth in the toilet. Why d rush 4 heaven's sake, she is just in 300L, just 22yrs, cant she wait till she gets out of school? Now she starts breastfeeding, then her studies will be affected cos she wont even concentrate, the boy will continue his studies and make good grades even. Her life will just be put on stand still just becos of raising a child. Wat is d probability she'll marry this boy, he's not even a working class, but a student that will still have 2 hustle after school and will first think of catering for himself b4 thinking of one child. May God help us o!

I miss him so much! RIP MJ

This babe is an inspiration. Chaiii! I just love her body!

damhadji: Beating uruguay was Nigeria's golden chance to be at the next level in the competition. Blowing it means Nigeria has crashed out. Uruguay wasn't exceptional yesterday, nigeria just didn't utilize opportunities. GHANA or IVORY COAST would have won a match like that. With spain's form, NIGERIA can't beat them but God can

@damhadji, there is no other opportunity for us to be in the competition?

It is highly lucrative cos in some organisations, person's with such certificates are paid higher and also there are some positions dat require only a Qualified Accountant 2 occupy. So if u're not qualified, u cant get there and u'll also loose the benefits associated with it. But if u're pursuing a career in Accounting, u just need it.

Please can someone help me with the implication of this loss. Thanks!

abiolaa: An an account graduate,i will advice u to for an ERP(SAP,MICROSOFT DYNAMICS NAVISION ETC) .For more information u contact me via 08036035606,biola by name.

Very correct!

To be chartered, since you dont have a Accounting background, u will have to register with the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria as a student and thereby begin the exams from the foundation level. U will have to scale through 4 stages and they are; Foundation, Intermediate, Professional Examination (PE) 1 and PE 2. In all these stages, u'll take 4 papers each and u will need to register with a very good tuition house since u dont have any foundation in Accounting. I will recommend Wyse for you, this is because they have lecturers who are very sound in the discipline of Accounting and also have a good record of most passes in ICAN, coming from students from there. Its for your own good to enroll there cos, u'll never regret u did. I went there and they are a part of my success story as a Chartered Accountant. Go to this site, www.icanig.org for more details, they also have materials there so you can download and start reading.

The flip side, ICAN is a jealous programme, it will take all ur time, energy and financial resources. It involves alot of sacrifices, even ur relationship might be affected if not managed properly. First, ur weekends will be gone cos, u'll have to attend lectures which will span 4 minimum 4 months all through sat&sun (8am-9pm) b4 d exams, u'll need to buy materials cos u have to read and read again. It will take ur nights cos, its not good enof to just go 4 lecs, u need to read as well. First, u are working, but if ur job is so tight, just receive d lecs for this period and write the next exams which shud be next year. I say this because, if u dont have time to read, its best u dont write the upcoming xams, so u will use the next yr's wknds 2 read rather than go 4 lectures and this will in turn increase ur chances of passing. As u move on, u'll also get better strategies of passing. U're an engineer meaning, u're smart and highly numerical in nature, ur chances of passing even @ one sitting is very high if u give it what it takes.

All d best and welcome on board to a noble profession. I assure u, u'll never regret u made this decision. Everyone needs to be financially inclined regardless of whatever discipline.

Serginho: I've long logged in here cus of work but i gat dis issue eating me up nd pls i need ur help nd advice as friends.
This girl nd her family packed in to our quarters sometime ago nd it wasnt long; we became friends. I got to meet her family nd they liked me too as her siblings became fond of me nd d parents neva had problems seeing me chat with dia daughter.
She was always fond of hearing stories abt my past dealings with ladies as she always asked me to start 4rm wia i stopped the previous time. I neva lied to her abt my past as she was always sincere with me abt hers but she noticed i've had dealings with many ladies in my college days nd 4rm wat she's been seeing around, i'm very popular with the ladies in my area as any girl dat works past us as we chat outside wud always say hi.
My problem with dis girl is, she snubs me anytime she accidently bumps into me on d street. She pretends like she doesnt know me nd wud walk away quickly even b4 i cud say her name but wen we're alone, she's so relaxed and laughs at everything i say. I've asked why she behaves like dat on d street but she wont say anytin. She prefers not to talk abt it nd even gets angry wen i persist.
Sometimes i begin to think she doesnt luv me dat much like i luv her as i think she arnt proud of me before people. One minute i'm with her, i think she luvs me dearly but the next minute she snubs me on the street, i think i've been fooling myself nd i'd be tempted to cutoff 4rm her. Pls ma friends wat do u make of this, why is she acting like this

That I think is her problem, she's d very jealous type, she feels u might have tendencies of cheating and so she just wants to keep u in d friendship zone!

bin gbagbo: this is the txt

" gud morning special one, last night i sent a mosquito to bite u and give u happiness, love, care, prosperity and long life.did it bite u?"


does she love me? please analyse this txt message for me sharp-sharp

In this jet age? So ppl still write like dis!

Highly informative and explosive. May God help us all!

Magic is d key. U can ask merlin!

Yeah, its really ramblings! Sounds deluded to me.

Rest In Peace!

bellong: Sorry about your sister. The deed has been done already, there is no need crying over spilled milk. Let you sister gather herself together, forget about the guy (its not an easy thing to do but it can be done) and move on with her life.

Since she is not legally married, I am not sure if it is possible to get a court injunction for the upkeep of the baby (lawyers can help with that). If the court is not possible, let her see a way of making gentleman agreement with the man concerning the baby's upkeep. Meanwhile, she should be prepared for the negative from the man, because he may not come positive.

If your parents can change their minds and be supportive including you, let her relocate from that area to ease the psychological stress a bit. Change her environment and start planning for the new life of motherhood.

Finally, next time, she should do her thorough research and findings before spreading her legs for any man irrespective of the sweet talking. Importantly, better to get a ring before opening the moon.

It is well with her.

GBAM! Daz all!

fitzmayowa: Are we really ready for two party system

Like u read my mind.

Finally, the long awaited release is here! Its cool to me! What's ur take? Click on the link below to listen.

http://www.bellanaija.com/2013/06/12/mtn-project-fame-season-5-winner-ayoola-returns-with-phyno-on-ochanya/

Enjoy!

tchidi: I'd say its different professions way of addressing the same person..
To a doctor I'm a patient
To a lawyer (and some other professions) I'm a client
To a business man, I'm a customer.. That's my opinion sha...

Daz all!U hit d nail on d head!

SLIDE waxie: u want to give birth to more boko harams abi?

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