nijaomegacode:

He is 25.

Old man like that

True

It’s just a change of date
Another normal phenomenon

Raulboy:

Send me contact make I help you

Raulboy:

Baba I be young boy make small yansh no ruin my life

You be virgin
The ones you don Dey lash!? You life don spoil?
Send me the babe number if you no fit

MrTuns:
Yes. It's lower than what I earn currently

Hmm can your current place of work keep you for the next 10/15 years? It all depends on your plan man, are you working to leave this country or working to just live life and smile or working to have your own establishment?

If your current place of work can sustain you and keep you there for the next 10/15 years
It’s not bad then but that transport wey Dey carry money na another thing
So many things to consider mab

Raulboy:
Good day every one happy New year in advance
I started dating this girl in 2013 while in SS3 she was a junior....dated for 6 years and never had sex ( I know I was a simp then) whenever I mad advances she always had a reason ..from spiritual to physical...so I gave her 2 options either we have sex or we break up ....she didn't give a reply which I took as a break up....2 years later whist was 2019 we met again and we met again ( okafor law applied here) she said we can have sex cause she's no longer a virgin....I felt betrayed and left her without out doing anything.....I deleted the number I just got and blocked her everywhere......out of nowhere she came to my place with a friend today talking of how much she miss me ..I just lock up looking like a fool cause I don't have anything to say to her...now she's telling me to take her out tomorrow January 1st thats she want to have mad sex with me.......now my fellow nairalander should I do it cause it's a new year and I don't want bad luck

You believe say bad luck dey follow sex? All these while wey you no have sex, how many good luck and bad luck have you had?
How old you be?

Come on lash and move on with your life
No mind all these people with what if she is blah blah
Use protection

Minister36:
Comrades,

I will just summarize everything here.
So I met this beautiful girl when I travel to the village for my sister's marriage and I fell in love with her instantly. This girl is everything I want as a wife, she is obedient, submissive and hard-working.

We xchanged contacts and started talking when I got back to my base. I am a student in my final year with big dreams. I told her I would love to marry but I am very broke at the moment and she said it doesn't matter that she loves me so much and can't afford to loose me.

Fast forward to yesterday, she called to tell me while crying that someone is asking for her hand in marriage but she doesn't love him but since he has money, that her parents might put pressure on her to marry him but she doesn't wanna loose me.

Right now, I don't know what to do, should I allow to marry or should she wait for me till I am financially bouyant?

NOTE: I am serious about marrying her assuming I have money to do the marriage.

I am thinking of having a baby with her which she agreed to so that we can be together.

What do I do my people?

Compliment of the season ❤️

Oga go abs marry the girl if you both love each other

yemite100:
I had disagreement with my landlord last night as regards the electricity bill.
I woke up this morning to get this strange letter from him..

I'm really confused and I don't know what to do right now.
Please I need your help and advice.

Why wil you want to fight landlord, pay your electricity bill simple

Please move out of his house and give him peace
Thanks

MrTuns:
I got an offer to work at a federal government health parastatal in Lagos with a salary structure - CONHESS 07, step 2. However I earn about 120k in my current job in the Quick service restaurant industry although I spend a lot on transportation. By my calculations, I may be earning slightly less if I switch jobs. My question is, is it advisable to leave my current job for this FG job? I have job security in my current role already and there is plenty room for career growth here as well but I feel it will be a dangerous decision to reject a FG job. Kindly advise.

Lol you have job security in your current place of work? How? Na you get am? Can the place fold up later on? You gotta reason this thing and take fg job na op, are you a paramedics? I’m a physiotherapist still looking for job o

But however conhess. 7 is low o, abi no be 90k be the Salary

CorperKola:
I need audit work in ibadan, please, e help me

Are you chartered?

Finest6:
There is no award in having multiple women. The problem behind it is more than the pleasure. If you want to go far in life face one woman and let her assist you.

Lol that one woman won’t give you problem right, or you’ll say just one problem is enough right? You are sick person Oga

Joe4real1988:
Sex is really over-rated guys. I know we all need it and desire for it sometimes but its not really what many people make it look like. As soon as u cum, u will definitely come to your senses.

Mtchew one of the most stupld takes I’ve seen on Nairaland

Poleski:


A doctor who can't express himself in good English.

Does anyone still wonder why our hospitals are now death traps?

We're really doomed.

Abeg I no fit laugh, I am not the cause of your misery, nor am I the cause of your depression, so if you are looking for a cheap way to score a point, it’s definitely not with me.

I do not know how my typing in pidgin affect you, nor can I fathom how my typing on the street of Nairaland commensurate with my knowledge.

I’m sure you’ll be in one corner of your house now, created new monikers to troll, does it not show how pathetic your life is?.
”You should think about your life, you can not make it, you are never going to make it”.

You are just a fooIish buffoon who is pained, but then no be me cause your family problem, so find the doctor wey kill your papa or mama go front. Sick twatt.

Lastmankc:
Nah me go bang your wife too

So after you bang am, what else?

No be juju be that

Weyrey re o

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What’s with you girls and this and you are happy, am I suppose to be sad or crying? And I never even implied I’m happy or sad! The thing just Dey pain you I no know why

UnimkeAk:

Because you dey lie !!
Except na house girls u dey lash..

Lol say you Dey lash house girl no mean say everybody Dey lash house girl
They range from medical students of bayelsa medical university to Niger delta university students.. so shove your criticism down your throat, and abeg house girl na human being too, so You enjoy the house girl wey you de try lash

Peaceadebu:
How?

What’s brokerage abeg

Peaceadebu:
Brokerage

Ehya they have left you behind

Guyman111:
bad guy. Considering relocation asap

Lol anywhere you Dey, you fit run am

Joe4real1988:
No wahala bro, just know that the only right person you can have sex with is your wife.

Oh oh so you know. Now tell me if you’ll get tired of having it with your wife

Kilanee:
personal development and peace of mind

Ok sex can deprive one of personal development and peace of mind? People that are even celibate no get peace of mind neither are the developing, i hear you

Victoria tell me say she’s not just interested again, what did I do? Nothing I’m not just interested, I still Dey talk am, na God go punish you Victoria

E Go sweet me sha cause I’m not a birthday person

Said nothing cause me sef Dey cheat

FORWARDEVERLY:




You are a real player like me bro..

When I hear words like.. when you have enough sex, you would get tired or bored of it.. I just laugh.. some of us are very sexually active that we would never get bored and tired of it..
I have been playing active and regular football in a standard pitch for over 2 decades, same as sex but has and would never get tired of doing any of them.. (maybe I would start getting tired of doing them when i clock 70 Lol)
Me wey dey carry babe come crib, Bleep enough rounds finish, escort her commot, after like 3 hours wey she dn go.. ToTo go start dey hungry me again like say I never Bleep for years.. Abegg free that dude.. em no go understand.. I thought I was weird, now I can see I have someone with same pattern like me.. make I no yarn about my sexcapades during NYSC.. lol
I love the response you gave to him

Dahunsipaul:
Lol I did Nysc in one south south state and I smash about 10 or more ladies there and net total of all I spent no reach 20k
It’s not about the money actually
You fit de try spend sef make you no see pata
Na just Sense
Well added advantage
I be doctor
Haha

Modified: I no fit laugh, plenty people just Dey ask what’s my gain? And you are happy? So you won medal?

Abeg should I be sad? I never even inferred that I’m happy or sad or win medal.
Abeg they are not school children o abeg oo!
I didn’t serve in the school

Boss that’s how it is oo
My Nysc capades deadly sef
Na so e be Boss

Joe4real1988:
Bro am not saying sex is not cool, it is, but its not worth all the sacrifice. I guess u have not had sex to the extent that u got tired of it! Dont worry, when u do, u will ackowledge what am saying.

rest brother
You’ve been having sex with wrong people abeg
Trust me I’ve done it more you can think of, it’s not overrated
Not worth sacrifice maybe but what’s worth sacrifice in this life
Just take evee try thing easy

Na the gun Dey comot their clothes

Nduth okolobiri

ReeLoaDead:
No accounting firm was right away after getting ICAN. My sibling worked under other chartered accountants - pay was descent. About 3 years or so after that my sibling then got the bank job - much better remuneration.

Ok now that’s very much comforting
Thank you so much