My teacher told me that weed is an unwanted plant.

Mtcheewww... Only in Nigeria that you will see people dragging to see who suffer pass as if it is an achievement.

omolexyquin:
Soooooo beautiful Dats my lecturer in school n my coursemate(maritime academy oron) wish dem a happy marriage life in good health n plenty children

Okay.. Shall we call these Pre-Degree pics then


Nice pics sha

First Pix is too beautiful


Future wifey take note

How do they fake it bro?


Dem dey piss 4 bed??

"THEY CAN"T PULL US DOWN">>>LOL
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Anybody observe as the nigga smoking behind HarrySong wan take off as the champagne pop #weed

The guy on bow-tie though.. He be like: 'You See Your Life'

APC is a scam and and we found out too late.


In other news, are we all gonna pretend we don't know the difference between Stoke and Stock?

Interested

personal59:
Hmm

Nigeria police ah God wen will they become professionals. This incident remind me of when armed men visited my area and also touch house in the process after making d distress call for over an hour of robbery this police man no come with the fact that d distance between my street and police station is trek able dem no come till like 2hrs later and d first person arrested at d front of our gate was my brother before we know it dem don dey pack people like mad bt by the time they got to there station the dpo personal number knw say hin people don bite more that what they can chew but thank God they brought them back them self not after some beating


What am saying is dat if knw one knw someone who knw another person that knw someone for top them for shoot one for leg and also claim shootout

WTF are u tryna say dude.. Cool down and read what you wrote and see if you sef go understand Wetin u mean.

U are under arrest.. #shoots-him-in-the-leg#

First Bank mobile app surprisingly rocks.. FirstMonie is the name though you might need to go to a bank office to set it up after download.

First Bank users.. thank me later

Op you dey f*ck up

This is why i discourage adults from watching High School Musical and Telemundo

MODS na wa ooo...person no dey follow una play
Fried Plantain because of small play wey you play dem don carry d topic involve front page.

Na Only You Waka Come

incredible6:
whatever it is you are smoking, I want it too.

Me too..

OP Do you really know what a selfie means?? #askgoogle
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OMO all those tubes wey dey there...she wan wash away her sins ?


#JustSaying#

Do teachers still flog pupils in Nigeria... I school in France

luckybaddest:
That awkward moment wen you dey beside her and you dey form like say you are talking to someone on phone so that she go think you get much credit and you have another in coming call so your phone start to be ringing

Shit Mehn....I know the feeling bro

WEED IS ANY UNWANTED PLANT.



#somebodylied#

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant
An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand
A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there
A topologist is a someone who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time
A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hour

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant
An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand
A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there
A topologist is a someone who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time
A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

Nice Pic, the kids aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣ ‎​S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴͡ adorable

Jesus į̸̸̨Ƨ̷ Real...But †ђξ fool says I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his heart that there į̸̸̨Ƨ̷ N̶̲̥̅̊​ό̲̣̣̣̥​ God

Anyway sha first Ʈ̇ø̲̣̣ ...

Dalaw_n@yahoo.com

@2faceIdibia and Wife @Anniemacaulay1

Just about when we thought pop star 2face Idibia and actress Annie Macaulay were finally settling to their new life as husband and wife after last year’s surprise engagement and secret wedding, we have now confirmed that the Idibias aren’t done just yet!

The lovebirds have something big up their sleeves, we’ve been told. And NET has gathered, reliably, that preparation for a more flamboyant ’2face and Annie’ wedding is in top gear.

Sources told us yesterday, that the couple will have the ceremony in Abuja next month.

We’re told plans for Dubai are also in the works, but we could not immediately confirm if that’s for a belated honeymoon or friends + family only reception.

Everyone who has heard the news is excited and Annie herself has already been dropping hints on her Twitter page.

‘Wedding planning with the bride to be @AnnieMacaulay1 … #ActlikeYouKnow’, Nigerian model and Jacob’s Cross star Kendra Etufunwa excitedly tweeted, with Annie retweeting yesterday. Another friend tweeted multiple photos of Mrs Idibia and friends/’bridesmaids’ having a ‘wedding committee’ meeting.

2face made Annie a surprise proposal on Valentine’s Day in 2012, the couple then wedded secretly in May 2012.

Wow !!!! The real lover man, 2baba is at it again . Ok what do y'all think ??