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EducationRe: Fatai, MAPOLY Student Who Washes Cars To Send Himself To School by dam007(m): 5:25pm On Aug 04, 2016
kendrickabaga:
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/08/see-mapoly-undergraduate-who-washes.html
Haba... O.P 7000 a week. Besides food and transport... I get your in-depth desires to stir up the entrepreneur in us all but chill a little lets do the math here.. 5 cars =1000naira meaning 35 cars gives him 7000. Now he has to wash at least 50 to 55 cars a week to at least feed, transport himself and save. But here's my question op, Na only this guy dey wash car for that end? If car wash was that lucrative O.P, most peeps won't even be here reading this.. Not everyone here is gullible to just buy that!!
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Having Sex At The Office -HELP by dam007(m): 2:41pm On Aug 03, 2016
What if he's here on this platform, codedly watching and chilling... sad undecided chill out.. He's a man too.
Christianity EtcRe: Akin Alabi Blasts Adeboye Over Comment On Type Of People To Marry by dam007(m): 8:25am On Aug 03, 2016
femi4:
Dindinrin.....your stupidity is noted, kindly get off my mentions
I have words to explain the degree of your ignorance but what's sad about your situation is the fact that you'll doubtlessly misconstrue it because you're just a terrible excuse for a mistake.. It's ok tho. We can't all be smart!
Christianity EtcRe: Akin Alabi Blasts Adeboye Over Comment On Type Of People To Marry by dam007(m): 9:54pm On Aug 02, 2016
femi4:
Oponu!
shocked choii! And I thought you had sense! embarassed well, next time you want to comment on a post, kindly read carefully to avoid assaulting Nlanders with your twisted retar.ded thinking.
RomanceRe: Martin Aliker: Girl Rejected Me As I Couldn't Buy Her Beer, Now I Own A Brewery by dam007(m): 8:21pm On Aug 02, 2016
Vanquay:
The girl that disvirgened me laughed at my bed skills.







But now I have pounded and made 4 of her best friends squirt_ since. We graduated....LIFE!
Why not enclose this info and the details if the said girls and forward it to CBN maybe it'll melt their hearts and make them give you money. 0de oshiii angry undecided
RomanceRe: Martin Aliker: Girl Rejected Me As I Couldn't Buy Her Beer, Now I Own A Brewery by dam007(m): 8:17pm On Aug 02, 2016
Vanquay:
The girl that disvirgened me laughed at my bed skills.







But now I have pounded and made 4 of her best friends squirt_ since. We graduated....LIFE!
Why not enclose this info and the details if the said girls and forward it to CBN maybe it melt their hearts and make them give you money. Ode oshiii angry undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Akin Alabi Blasts Adeboye Over Comment On Type Of People To Marry by dam007(m): 8:04pm On Aug 02, 2016
femi4:
go figure
trust me, you don't want me to start your matter! So just leave it there jejeley! cool
Christianity EtcRe: Akin Alabi Blasts Adeboye Over Comment On Type Of People To Marry by dam007(m): 7:18pm On Aug 02, 2016
femi4:
OK....can you cook for 1hr?
what is this one sayinghuh huh undecided
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Chacha Eke In Purple Native Outfit To Church by dam007(m):
Lukmann1:
pretty woman wear native clothes, unlike some American want to be put on tight trousers whenever they are pregnancy. smiley
CelebritiesRe: Chacha Eke In Purple Native Outfit To Church by dam007(m): 5:26pm On Aug 01, 2016
Lukmann1:
pretty woman wear native clothes, unlike some American want to be put on tight trousers whenever they are pregnancy. smiley
chiisos is lord!! I read your comment and phcn took light.. #iWonda!!
CelebritiesRe: Chacha Eke In Purple Native Outfit To Church by dam007(m): 5:21pm On Aug 01, 2016
deymoh:
See More Of Her Sexy Baby Bump Photos Here:

http://www.9jacodedgist.com/2016/07/pregnant-actress-chacha-ekefaani-makes.html
choi! Inglorious bloggers and stoopid captions. #smh.. #TrafficTipaTipa
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs USA (basketball) On Monday August 1st, 2016. by dam007(m): 4:58pm On Aug 01, 2016
Elebiju:
I won't watch the match because I know we will surely beat them this time...... I pray the coach brings in Onazi and Ahmed Musa.
just what happens when you eat Ghanaian #jelloff rice in your dream!!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Crossing Sambisa Forest From Komala Killed Today By Army by dam007(m): 10:10am On Jul 25, 2016
chimere66:
TROOPS AMBUSH BOKO HARAM TERRORISTS IN MUSAFANARI

Today, at the early hours of the morning, troops of Operation LAFIYA DOLE ambushed Boko Haram terrorists crossing into Sambisa forest from Komala and Musafanari axis with logistics items.

The ambush party killed 2 Boko Haram terrorists, while 2 soldiers sustained gunshot wounds. The wounded have since been airlifted and are receiving treatment at a military medical facility.

The troops also recovered 2 AK-47 rifles with registration numbers 565214175 and 5-65399 respectively, 4 AK-47 rifle magazines fully loaded, 25 litres of petrol, as well as assorted food items.

They also recovered a motorcycle and 2 bicycles amongst other items from the terrorists.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman
Acting Director Army Public Relations

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/troops-ambush-boko-haram-terrorists-in_24.html
kudos to the gallant soldiers. But to me, these dead guys were going back to their camp or perhaps regrouping... Not a military man tho, but these guys could have been trailed.. Until the root is destroyed, these guys will keep recruiting!
PoliticsRe: Man Excited To Meet Obasanjo In Victoria, Seychelles by dam007(m): 8:58am On Jul 25, 2016
Boss13:
Obasanjo - Nigerian's best president so far. His achievements still remains unprecedented and yet to be matched.
choi! Failed attempt to start an argument! grin cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Celestial Pastor Who Chained Son Arrested by dam007(m): 2:51pm On Jul 24, 2016
domopps:
Please is that a jersey or sutanna on him?



Wicked soul!




Cheeeeers
I think it's a "jersutana" grin
CrimeRe: John Onose Rapes Girl In Delta by dam007(m): 2:22pm On Jul 23, 2016
charasho:
"MOTHER OF THE TEENAGE GIRL". I rest my case.
I also have reasons to question the credibility of this information sad these days, just about any post hits fp! Such distorted report! I stopped reading the whole thing when I saw it too, teenage? Kg two?? God knows if these posts are even perused before actual release.. #admin! Help us oo, let us not be misinformed oo!! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Uti Or Falz: Who Wore The Yellow Suit Better? by dam007(m): 4:15am On May 19, 2016
nicerichard05:
check what you wrote, u LIVE falz or you LOVE falz. hmm if na to suck prickk now u be Baba
Live = like - k + v ___ Regular Guy (rational)

Live = love - i + o ___Gay. Muthafvka's thoughts..

Change your orientation bro...
#prosCanRelate
PoliticsRe: Amina Ali, The Rescued Chibok Girl, Details And Picture by dam007(m): 3:11am On May 19, 2016
dollyjoy:
which PMB?? The duara dullard you meanhuh
what advantage have you gotten off uttering terrible words and hurling abusive words at your president?
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie On A Movie Location As A Bishop by dam007(m): 1:38pm On May 15, 2016
blackjah:
this one is frustrated #smh#
Allah!! You mean! cheesycheesy
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie On A Movie Location As A Bishop by dam007(m): 1:37pm On May 15, 2016
Pete? Bishop? Naaa mhenn! Give that guy a horn or something with a red piece of cloth tied to it for optimal performance cheesy! Maybe he's playing the role of an evil bishop... That's gotta be it!
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Stuns In Hilarious Makeup Pictures by dam007(m): 1:31pm On May 15, 2016
HsLBroker:
I have no business with what you think or say about the sentence, the message had been passed.
good, just keep quiet! cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Stuns In Hilarious Makeup Pictures by dam007(m): 7:26am On May 15, 2016
HsLBroker:
artificial are not of God but the devil, you are once adore but now what r u turn to madam? man made or what.... i fear for you.
bros, this your English ehn, na pieces! I con dey wonder why my phone dey Hang.. Take your time oo cheesy
RomanceRe: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by dam007(m): 1:48pm On Mar 21, 2016
adeaks:
And the majority of girls who will support this are lazy, gold diggers who are only looking for already-made men that they can just pop out babies for without any thought of adding something tangible to the guy's life.
mean!!!
RomanceRe: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by dam007(m): 1:44pm On Mar 21, 2016
adeaks:
Only guys with houses and cars should even date. huh undecided


Simple question: when your dad was dating your mom, did he have a house and a car?

Let's start from there.
The world isn't what it used to be... A lot has changed..
RomanceRe: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by dam007(m): 1:43pm On Mar 21, 2016
Vinshu:
No not really. I'm actually an Economist.
Explains a lot.. great one..
TV/MoviesRe: Mike Bamiloye Announces Launch Of MZTV, Nigeria's First Christian Movie Channel by dam007(m): 12:19pm On Mar 21, 2016
Aviero:
They made GREAT movies back in the day. They are also good actors. Very good.

Watched movies like: The gods are dead, Once upon a time, Perilous Times, Back to Zero Point, Apoti Eri, Isawuru, amongst others. Some of the scenes are still fresh in my memory. Glory days!

They did real good stuffs. God bless them.
ohh mheen.. you na serious customer oo cheesy cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: See How My Students Wrote Exams This Morning by dam007(m): 8:33pm On Mar 15, 2016
thesicilian:
Hahahaha.
I'm just a humble Nigerian
bhat guy... I see you jare... We live in a society of compromised saints and uncompromised monsters... lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: How I Got Duped With My Money,time,and Makeup!!! by dam007(m): 1:33pm On Mar 15, 2016
TeeFeh:
LOL it was a funny experience for real,I never imagined it to happen and end up this way but it did..

I met this guy on palm chat ni oh,and he was the one that asked for my number. I wasn't even eager to give him but as he refused,I couldn't resist too because his profile picture isn't bad,he's presentable too..

After that day this same guy sent me a message that I gave him a wrong number and that's not true because I don't think so,maybe he doesn't have card to call and he's lying yeah I told him that and he said how could I say such oh,that he stays in falomo in ikoyi,do I know how much he's renting his house, i sha told him "no vex" and told him to retry the number.

We were chatting for hours that day and this guy said he wants to meet me that he owns a car, owns an hoverboard, uses premium phones..errm He even said he's planning to order the S7 edge once its out, that he's using one phantom 5 or something. He also said he has a drone in his house and all those things sha and he talked like the kind of guy I've always dreamt to be with, not because of the car tho he was just on point! I got interested immediately!!

We picked a date for our meeting,I dressed up,bought new clothes and shoes with a new perfume,I just wanted to look good too,you know what I mean na? in fact I took a cab from Mushin to Ikoyi I gave the cab man N5000,I called him that I'm already in Ikoyi around falomo,he said I should wait for him around the bridge side.

When. I saw him I wanted to die because he was not the one i saw in his profile picture oh,he looked like an idiot!!I endured and when we got to his so called house,can u imagine!he was squatting there with his uncle and he's a kabukabu driver!!!

I got so dissappointed in myself that day ehn because I heard Ikoyi, Car and expensive gadgets,when I was leaving self he didn't give me one Naira,I was thinking that what if I get raped or used for money rituals?eh

But why are guys liars??I'm not saying all but majority of em' do that, must you fake?its unfair sha

As girls too we have to be careful and try to work hard to make a life for ourselves. The truth is most of us are dating edited pictures...I learnt that day, Not all that glitters is gold.My friends laughed at me so hard I just deleted the mumu boy from my life not just my phone and moved on and I blocked him on palm chat.

I still cry in my 3500 till today. cheesy


People should learn from my mistake and foolish error cry cry cry
can't believe you bought all that crap, what's that saying about empty barrels? huh undecided besides, the part that blew me away in the whole story was the part you said you weren't into the money but coz he was on point.. please quit the joke ma, you fell too easily and all the things you heard played a huge role in making that happen... you don't sound cheap to me but then, next time you feel like meeting a prince charming, be smart to pick out a sweet place to meet, a classy lounge, eatery or even a cinema, apart from security reasons, its a date, his house is never an ideal start... won't bore you with what guys think of materialistic girls... for the goons in the house, I apologize on her behalf for the attempted bobo of not tripping for the sweet things cheesy cheesy shocked
EducationRe: See How My Students Wrote Exams This Morning by dam007(m): 12:46pm On Mar 15, 2016
thesicilian:
This will only prevent me from talking to another candidate. It does not prevent me from several other forms of cheating which I dare not reveal here
OMO ALE JATI JATI cheesy cheesy grin grin
CelebritiesRe: 9ice Plays With Snake In New Photos by dam007(m): 11:36am On Mar 10, 2016
opeyemiieblog:
omg!!!...... I will b scared if am d one... even if d snake is dead
but you're not the one!!! cheesy grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Policemen Brutalise NBA Secretary In Osun (pictured) by dam007(m): 1:46pm On Oct 17, 2015
ZYZZA:
What more can I say


#IHATEAPC
#BROOMWAVINGDEMONDS
#IREFUSETOBEAZOMBIE
In what way is this post related to APC?? Did you even read the post? you just opened the post and replied with misleading and utterly irrelevant comments.. angry angry Really, I expect you to be smarter... but from that post, I know where you stand..
EducationRe: See What This Small Boy Did To This Uniben Graduate(pic) by dam007(m): 11:05am On Oct 05, 2015
benedictnsi:
You just called it culture!!

So how do you think you can easily expunge the traits of all students in Nigerian universitieshuh

Its like you went to all these glorified Universities weh d do like boarding school grin
you should celebrate your success but this is crap undecided undecided

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