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Post from a daft op.... I guess u wanted to say Calabar cos akwa ibom doesn't share boundaries with Cameroun

People still dey write jamb wen we av ijmb?

AlfaSeltzer:
Lord Satan. Praise, Adoration and Glory be Yours, Forever and Ever.

Your Humble Servant, Alfa.

are u mentally disorganized?

Bobopupa:
As in. Did a mod even read the post n check for mendacity?

lol I was actually ban for d comment cos I wrote " 0p i dedicate n congratulate ur stu.pidity to d mods.... Who told u it fooled 170 million Nigerians.... D mods wey pained badly... N dat comment deleted... But mods who cares?.... Ye mods can only ban?. Y not delete my account

Adaure4ever:
RUBBISH!
The raw truth is that many students now are not reading.
Internet take over, many of them put their hope in all these Jamb Expo internet stuff!
- my junior bro prepared for this jamb like a mad man, he locked up his phone, Bs2 games, Gadgets in a box untoched for over two months.
He reads all throught the nights and then sleep in the morning.
He got this recent Jamb 287.
So happy for him, cooked a hot Nsala soup with for him the day he showed me his result. Lol

What's this one saying...... Some people brain are fast in catching..... They don't need to switch off their gadgets for 2 months.... So sir/madam...... Dats not wat is meant here..... Some scores doesn't reflect what some people who prepared well expected...... Receive sense

Bishops10:
lol....When I saw 47 in English my best subject ,I was like Wtf?...The worst of all is that I was even helping others to answer the same English .....Jamb is a Scam



Going back to do my HND

same thing happened to me last year..... I wrote jamb cbt... I was very sure of English n biology.... Since am good in it.... Was just flowing with them since many questions were repeated from past questions.... And in chemistry n physic... I didn't know all.... But when results was sent via sms to me.... I noticed that physic and chemistry that I didn't finish.... I had 70 n 80 respectively while English n biology in which I was sure of.... I was given 44 n 30 totaling 224....i kept quiet n prepared hard for post pume..... In post pume in uniuyo.... We were given 10 questions each in d four subjects.... Each having 10marks totaling 100marks..... All wat I read enter.... I was just ticking with ease...i was expecting not less than 350....since I was going for medicine . When d result was out... I was given 203....i was angry.... Why 203....when each question carried 10marks..... It should av been either 200 or 210........ N later we were told to recheck that dey av added marks that there was error ..... I saw 250....n when I supplemented to biochemistry...... I was given mumu Forestry..... I spit on them..... Went back to complete my HND....... Education system here is pathetic

How much did the biitch pay you.... And tomorrow u will use that mouth to sing in the church.... Tufiakwa

All in d name of stewpid love and watery pucci....is d gf head full of shit ?some guys mumu o.let him stay for kirikiri n watch d gf move out wit anoda

35 yrs and still doing ashawo work... Hmmmmmmn.... i thought d retired at age 27yrs..... Chai

Counter thread..... Characteristics Of A Nigerian feMale Gold Digger by tosyne2much n wristbangle coming soon

Na normal beans ass am seeing plus red tight n not pant.... Op are u mad for misleading the public

To Bleep this lady just the hungry me

Supporting Arsenal is like continuously forgiving a cheating girlfriend.... Assnal fans... Una nid deliverance

We talking money.... Op is here posting nons*nse...

Wat is Bae?, if sum1 can sin n pray to God for forgiveness... Den who r u?.. For somebody nt to cheat upon

Op.... Are u daft or something?.... Can u call her by ha real name rather than post ", Meet The Nigerian Man That's Married To Akwa Ibom 'Witch' Baby Rescuer
( Pics )"....,, I pity ur stu.pidity

Na everyday soup?

To whom konji is been held.... Toto is expected.... Who ha song help.... Dat kind Pucci princess.... Don't worry olamide go help u remix am

OBOIKPUFARJI100:
HELLO MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS PLS HELP ME CELEBRATE AFTER OVER 20 YEARS OF MARSTURBATION AND BEING A VIRGIN.....I FIANALLY TRIED IT TODAY...MHEN IT WAS SO AWESOME... AND SWEET....I BROKE MY VIRGINITY TODAY AFTER 33 YEARS.....HELP ME REGIOCE FOR ME AND MY LOVE

I dedicate your English to your primary school teacher

hinwazaka:
After MTN gives back to the nation, it is insulted and treated unfairly by the government. But all the love is given to Etisalat who gives nothing to Nigeria, because the Fulani's are in religious love with the emirates.

congratulations..... I dedicate this ur stu.pidity to ur father.... U see how daft u are??

utytill:
ok bros.i pray i can sponsor d guy next yr.but any idea on tuition.

not really

Wat harm did d child did to them that led to him been abandon n label a witch by d parents.... Dis is y d white will continue to look at them as ignoramus n animals excluding me... Cos I don't av dia illiterate mentality.... Donald Trump was right... All we know is eat, steal and sex

utytill:
NUC is yet to approve a Bsc programme in Nigeria,is foreign Bsc recognise in Nigeria?

yes

Not every person on suit is a man..... Just wasted 5mins of my precious time reading bullshiit crap..... All these Telemundo Novela gals sef.... Most of dem r baby mamas to boys... Coming here to form for their papi

Tank God I don pass jamb level n hurdle

klassykute:
i cari mi own join o

lol carry am well

usermane:
I cannot agree with you, if Wizkid were to be a woman having her third baby with a third baby daddy, you would shame Wizkid, or won't you? The "celebrity" is to blame. Condom is not 100% effective. Protected or unprotected, unwanted babies are results of sex. If you lack the discipline and integrity to zip up and you go about chasing casual sex, be sure to expect babies and the drama of baby mamas.

let gals Learn to close dia legs... N d rest will be history

safarigirl:
which girls are the cause? Is it the girl that put the slowpoke's dick inside her? So y'all just want to enjoy pre-marital sex without consequences abi?

I wish every act of premarital sex could end in pregnancy, make God dey deal with all of una

Na u Sabi.... Tell dat to gals weda d will learn to close dia legs.... Nt because one is a celebrity

Too much love ko... Less love ni.... Who love don help.... If am in a relationship.... It's tit for tat. wat you do to me... Is wat I do to you... U don't call me once n expect me to call u 100tyms.... Dere is nothing like revenge is of d Lord... I take my own revenge here

Make i go find snake na.... Since all the mods are now snake keepers