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^ Lol! Long time 2 rice ke, Easter period is not a long time nah *winkz*.
Me dont want studio's demise o, he's a good guy, tho' in a terrorising way. He is still needed, infact I knw a sorcerer who can transfer d ill-luck 2 someone close& I heard ur a neighbour, rememba it is written, loff ur neibo as u dey loff yasef lol

Do u love ur Nigeria?

What "kind" lady would not accept an apology well furnished as this. El, now that ur forgiven, I hope u dont return 2 ur vomit with that lassie next door, buh even if u do, ur damsel is kind lol

^^ I ve'nt seen d guy in a while, what news about studio? *hope its not what me's thinking*

Hohoho, long time. me tot u'd bin jailed o <oops>, banned I meant, considering all d trouble u dragged,hahaha. Is ur attitude better now or badder? This ur obj joke no funny sha o

^^ na jxt 2 verses long reach dis? U try sha.
@Snthesis, I'm I high? nah *shakes head in disbelief*. I think u high & that makes u think I'm high, or is he right? Its either I'm high or he's high buh who cares. . . somebody musta emptied ma 501 bottle.lol.  BTW 2day's 12, so it would make no diff 2 guapo *winkz*
El, u knw I hate 2 miss rice

^^^ gbam!

^^ 4 ur mind now u don trigger humor or make sense, right? Its like ur ID is having ironical effect on ur viewpoint, *I aint harsh this time*.
Limit ur childish yarns pls this place is terribly boring. All these "sleeping under bridge, mouth-smelling, lizard, monkey, ota pia-pia, bla-bla yarns r meant 4 dem kids, too stale 4 adults. I knw few pple here who r humorously endowed (wont name name sha 2 avoid head-bulging), so try 2 reactivate this bar with good adult jokes&make me laff 4 d 1st time,stop struggling 2 b funny.

Woo? Woo who? plllsss, besides Dammizz dont woo, he choose *winkz*

Oh dear tanimz, *mops fluid off fluffy face* 10ks jawe, I got tired of coming 2 dis bar er'time 2 meet d same pple with d same rants. .
Anywayz its really nice meeting u again, ve u seen studio? he was looking allover 4 u, ads everywhere. I guess d guy really missed u, u should check on him on ur way home

@ op, u busting guys mehn, making them so so susceptible. but no regrets, guys in their diversifying capabilities will easily switch lanes.
I cant help but giggle to d few which r applicable 2 moi.lol

^^ & most frequent. Once I saw "cannibal", I simply left it 4 d newbies 2 enjoy.
Good 2 knw lysa has quit her former biz as she now works in an offffice. Congratz ma'am *winkz*

*SMH* Kiddies' yarns.
Its pathetic seeing grown folks issuing insults childishly connecting humans with animals & village stuffs,acting like damn under-12. Spectators r lolling, buh u so unsighted 2 c dt they r lolling @ u as u display ur ridiculous verbal violence, mtchew. Quit acting like damned barbarians plus this aint bleeping funny, this is JOKES SECTION.

To all concerned. . .

Hahaha. . . wait! Why am I laffing upon this sacrilegic joke sef, Nigeria is GOD's own country, so beware. D joke is funny anywayz

^^ Devu pikin.
If u no regular 4 church, who u think go join u & ur babe? also rememba say May 21st dey ahead o, ma 50 cents sha

Hahaha. . . guy provoke finally. Here's d joke of d week,no contest yet

Yes, though most pple think I cant.
R u an atheist?

That wouldnt b a barrier, any woman would always fear & respect u as her man if u ACT like one, irrespective of her qualification. Dont allow emotions subdue ur macho xteristics. Also, as far as u handle bills wella, she'll adore u

@ poster, perhaps ur attitude changed due 2 feeling of insecurity normally caused by long distance, try & retrace ur attitude back 2 how u started, make required amendments & u'll b amazed at d outcome. Dont choke d brosman. Exhibit persistence, but if symptoms persist after some time, pls commune with ur head&leg

yes

How many times will I read this joke, mtchew. Its got humour but its frequency on FB & NL has made it lose its savour. May this b d last time

@ Yinkuz; laffs! but Arsenal&Chelsea fans were claiming they would ve performed better, I agreed ('cos I needed 2 avoid argument), & later lafft @ their sorry losers' behind lol.

Dont mind d 2 lustbirds jawe, I even asked that stale m.i guy 2 consult me 4 cool distinct lines, he decided 2 consult google com spoil biz 4 moi #mtchew#. Me still dont knw wht attracted lysa sef, maybe d size of his pocket or that of his pant. Well, like they say, unlike poles attract. lol

^^ hahaha, dis one na special loff threat o,lol

This badoskie sef, she can form ehn, last time I recalled she was forming like a woman who has exceeded her menopaus, now she's discussing relationship matter, which one u dey sef? if only she displayed her availability on time, I would ve relieved her of her solo-riding *winkz*, now see who is chiking her, a young polygamous, 3-legged old man, another badoskie's ex 4 all that matters *SMH*. Goodluck 2 both o' u sha

^~ mehn, c Engrish, na by force? This is not the "Kill English" thread nah, bros ur double-posted comment & grammatical effizy sound like that of a policeman, stop inspecting us.
Oga dont angried with me o, on till now, I was jouking *winkz*

Skiing kills all the time, d accident therein is terribly terrible, yet pple still skis*SMH*. I strongly hope this fatty bomboy aint dead

Hmmm!nice jokes. Sometimes I wonder if u & ur guy work in d same joke factory, u both r making things happen in here, no head-swelling sha o

Na waa, see as m.i(mikuz) & waje(lysaz) dey discuss loff matter 4 my veranda, u go fear contradicting stature nah, dis na real evidence say loff get cataract. Plus if girl dey discuss missile&rocket issue @ dis early stage, it only means 1 thang, she'd forseen she'll quickly grow tired of d poor boring guy & then planning d way out right from d start, f.e.m.a.l.e.s *smh*, my wicked sympathy (in advance) goes 2 d bro concerned.
*drags mikuz by d ear 2 d extreme corner & whispers. . .* amigo, ur lines r not weak buh not strong enuff, I was a date dr & I could b of help. Whatcha say?

@ Guapo; hahaha, eyesore ke, its still well-kept unlike urs, infact it was a good news when I read that ur young moses dont do oldies no more, u finally learnt ur lesson urhhn. Remember, no more jumping in thru d window 2 meet d 62 year-old blonde all 4 a dime*winkz*

Ha ha ha, mikuz mikuz! u r so fool, pardon me, I mean full of amazement, d reason why all jokes seem dry 2 u is because u ve'nt noticed dt u r drier than all d dry jokes combined, it'll take a miracle 2 make u wet. I lafft when I overheard that d only time u r wet is when u in bed. Grow&Cheer up friend, but until then my wicked sympathy goes 2 u

@Guapo: u cant die now, jokenation needs u but even if u mistakenly do, that Sir Alex's princess, Yinka will swiftly get over u 'cos she has plenty admirers who r not broke like her current date *tongue-out*.
Its good she's NOW in good health 'cos I was laffing like chris when I saw her sobbing at every corner after d ultimate humiliation.lol
If Yinkuz could b back 2 normal, Bimbo'll survive too, & dis one that ur showing interest in ma baby's recovery, hope u aint up 2 sum'n

10ks Olawale, huge sense u made right there.
@Lysaa; if I did dub&dump like some others, u sure would find d humour easily,get used 2 d creativity & detect d joke jor, its in front o' u

@Chiefpop; lol! I dey hail o & I appreciate da advice&correction but me think u can make a joke out of any sector like politics, music & even sports so far its funny. u no think dat way shey? blame it on d evaporated brain cells *winkz*

Man-U fans,
It is true that ur boys pull stunt in d 1st 7minutes,
It is also true that barca boys lack respect for making ur grown men suffer so much.
My sympathy goes 2 eldav, yinka, neyshed & other fans.
Guapo, yinkuz needs u now than ever,pls dont allow her hug transformer ooo *winkz*
No orfence sha, aint gat nofin buh luv 4 all o' u. lol