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Linkin Park - Waiting for the end, 4 Solid Stars for this song from Dammizz

Its ok if Personal opinions differ, but the general poll result displays the choice of the majority so quit hating y'all haters

K'ore - Press on

TLC - waterfalls

After so much description, I remember he is the guy in one Tope Alabi's stage album _{*I dont remember that Album title anywayz*}. The guy is indescribably awesome at cracking ribs, I knew right there and then that he would be great someday but death, *swallows spit to hold back tears*
Somebody as talented as CD John doesnt need juju to be famous, that's ma viewpoint sha.

Looking at the crumbled-car pix above, I can't help but wonder what metallic elements cars are made of these days.

Both of 'em are beautiful buh I think Grace looks more natural while Dakore looks hosttest

El Guapo:
. . .then It must be your wife who fell for the cheap

Chai! That lovely woman

Dammizz lemme see if u'ld push pass this [In a more annoyed tone] . . . Lemme see if u'ld. . .a woman i loved that gave me punny when u were away!. . . Lemme see if u'ld [burst into tears]

Get me a handerkerking

I suppose break bottle for ur head as u dey so but I wont. There was recession then and mama junior had to entertain guests nah, so no blames . That time we were so broke that we couldnt afford to treat mama junior's STD _{(that time wey she give u that thing, me sef no dey touch am )}. na ur wife I dey pity nau, poor woman! *SMH*

^^ u bet, Abeg peeps keep 'em mad jokes coming jawe *wink*

El Guapo:
Dammiz i stil doubt your resurgence, its been long i saw Junior your son

Dont tell me u used that kid for rituals
@ ID, Madam wetin be your own lastnite? Why u go b'cos of dat one rash u see for ma back go deploy the sanpaper method? Abeg change pattern. . . Oh! Thats your palms, mehn hardship sucks

*clears throat* FYI, Junior now studies abroad , Yemen for that matter

El Guapo:
Burglar alert! Efe take cover now, i got the right wing under check!

That man hardly ordered a toothpick in ma bar, whats he up to now

Haba Guap, e no good o, talking ill 'bout my past in dis public place, would it be cool if I start talking on ur shady past in Lola's presence  .
U r right sha, I no dey order that time but since I chop jackpot _{*not the slim Jackpot wey get running-nose for my back oh*} na whole bar I dey buy  

Idowuogbo:
oga no vex o , omo to get your bia bia attachmens  no easy o boy na Bombay i reachbecause dem talk sey if i use synthetic hair  u go look like say na down below hair i  plaster for your face . so if i had to get it i had to get soft and sleek human hair  so wen i begin line up u sef go notice sey na under your flesh your fine boy dey hide

lol, oya o com begin line am up. . . chai , wait-wait, no put blonde hair 4 my cheek jor, abi I resemble albino for ur eye ni. Where pwetty Tanim sef, I hear say she sef dey work here, make she com tend me nah  

Mtcheew! & d poster is gud @ criticising wit his 'sunny brain' philosophy whereas its his brain dt's undergoing sublimation. . .
Mtcheew again

lol, I'm a lover not a fighter. . .
Howdie

I feel ur payne jawe Efe, u don tire make ev'ry guy dey carry u go mama-put joint all d time, ehya! D garden uptown is ma choice &, *removes speck* try not 2 wear this ur multicolor jungle skirt 2nite.
, Where is Id sef, is bia-bia attachment so scarce? Is she d only one here 'cos man need massage nah

Efhe, erm, *adjusts tuxedo 2 release more of d thiery mugler scent* u look prettier + d way u bat those lids is attractive, did I tell u I'm affluent now unlike wayback that I couldnt afford drinks even @ El Guapo Cool Spot, I'm humble too, so do u mind a dinner wiv me 2nite

@ Efe *with pete edochie's smile* u still asking how I dey, isnt dt obvious? *stylishly clanking d new car key* as per d oil kishi, I'm a survivor.
Now dt d story has changed, hope u r still single,

@ Id, dont mind ma balded teddy, I've applied spirit+other chemicals buh not working, d attachment would do, ma g.f is liking c.d's "rendezvous" lately

*Strolls in & gives Efemena a long-time look, softly said "Hi Efem", a typical composed being like moi*

Who's here? I gotta ve some trim, C.David style, I need my nails be handled too

Barca will frustrate those small Arsenal boiz 2mao, Trust moi.

I tot pple download jokes from here put on fb, I dont knw what 2 think rite nauh. I've read this on fb b4 & twas no fun 2 moi

I've read d carnibal king joke b4 buh it still gat me gigglin. The rest r more of story than joke, one is even incomplete,imagine, kudos 4 ur time sha

Gunners can boast 4 all I care, buh b careful wit ur ostentatious words else they r used against u on ur downfall after d second leg. Ma 10 cents

Twas over confidence that affected Barca & trust moi dt mistake would not repeat.
@ roymary, lol! Im even stiffer than c*ck right nauh & u know Im on point

^^ Impossicant. Arsenal should prepare 4 pummelling of a life time @ camp nou

El Guapo:
Scared of ma insults?

BTW Y 're u Panting?. . . Oops! Heard u're now a wanted man across the N.l world

Eeyah. . . Sori * Offers him a glass of tequila *

Oh yeah! so u heard he is wanted yet u habour him right? *SMH* Hope u've made enough sales to settle the e.f.c.c, i.c.p.c & e.m-izy agents by the time they arrive.

this guy should get some blades nau, haba.
Since he got dumped/dumped T.Payne, he'd been vewie untidy

spare me o, 9ice fans

ogugua88:
2baba never looks ready to take pix

This kind of rumour only makes FB become stronger and more deep-rooted in the subconscious minds of people. FB wouldnt dare close down. lai lai, ko jor. Buh truth be told if FB shuts down, some people will develop cardiac arrest or even die of boredom o

^^^ U bet! I dont like 2 many children, I would ve tripled it. So hw ur 3rd wife, hope she too never pack so? Buh fes gimme another green bottle 'cos e still go happen 4 house 2nite *takes d malt @ a gulp*

Na soo Guapo, We've decided 2 b greater than we parents. Mum had 9 children &, *sips moi odeku*, we r trying 2 double it u knw. odeku has really been helping *sips again*

*quietly enters & notices slight argument in front, one couldnt expect less in such place where almost everyone's been drinking*

Anywayz, bartender serve moi criminally chilled big stout & a bottle of malt (I may need 2 swap should a familiar face shows up), u suppose get asun nah, I'll need some

Reading this joke 4 d 27th time buh I gotta encourage u nah. *fakes grin*

So u ve'nt heard? Efe shoulda invited Tayo nau, Anywayz Efe's organising a party 2 commemorate her championship & trust moi, its an extravagant party