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. . . and the boredom proceeds *if only boredom sells . . .*

OMG! this is so terribly terrifying.
I see 2 causes here and they are all determined by one factor
(1) Armed robbery
(2) Bad transportation
The massacre could have been prevented if the govt discharged its duties responsibly. SMH

@ Mod, kindly move thread to nollywood/movie section, the op just might b lucky 2 meet pete edochie 4 some advice

^^ lol @ owerri orange girl, u go fear nursery rhyme nah

Chai! Efe+Jack? My eyes must just see this, *slightly adjusts the newspaper 4 concealed view & hopes they dont see that I'm seeing 'em*

^^ 14? That I despise most *winkz*

@Op, u only informed us about ur good habits, what about d -ve side which probably involves nagging, overreactions & d likes? I dont knw why something keeps telling me d op has some terrible habits thereby redeeming her image thru benevolence towards d guy, I aint seen such a nice female in a long time.
Op, kindly complete d story, else u'll get loads of wrong advice

yinkalink:
Dami, u don start
Go modify your post b4 anybody sees it jo,
Meanwhile its good to c u, heard u were in kandahar, aw come d suicide bomber missed u?
I bin don buy plenty packets of candle make we do candle nyt oh

Its so obvious nah, haba! One thing that is not obvious is his reason for using u as an emissary, but I dont see much hurdle ahead of him since the lady in question is already beckoning on anyone who cares to cuddle her, so . . . ermm! do I get a space on the couch? at the middle? I wanna make u girls proud

Yeah, I survived the Kandahar attack. James Bond always survives, sorry I wasted 80% of ur salary

^^ Hmmm! Connoisseur, me guess

Efemena_xy:
^^ Hello Dami!

Hi Efe. . . erm! this one that u r all cheesy at your bf's absence, hope u aint trying to use then dump moi when he returns

Hehehe, Me dig dis

@ topic; This has been going on in my head for months now & d boredom here is d reason for my relocation to another section. I hope 2 b able 2 sing #ComingHome-SkylarGrey pretty soon

Lol, Studio, e don tey wey u impress moi. I love d fact that d joke's short

mikuz:
No i am not confused because i never get confused with the fact that if you confuse yourself with this thread incase i don't confuse the confusion inside your own confusion.

Hmmm!
Do u think mikuz makes a lil sense?

lol! so Mr Smart aint smart after all. W-o-m-e-n, they know how to drop men's rising wings

^^^ I've got the blade and I've got the neck, na to start mark-making remain nah

Hamid O:
Half brother ke??

Abeg what Baba gawd has joined together, let no Nairalander put asunder.

Wassup bro, e don tey o,

ok oh, buh r u certain tht gawd joined u two, or u were attracted by Efe's eva-attractive physique? hmmm
, yep broh, bin' pretty bizzy lately

Efemena_xy:
Aproko!

well, me was tryna help by linking u with one cool guy who could not ve been ur half brova _{(because he's an albino with few scattered spots)} , but since both of u'd denied biological proximity, keep the fire flowing

^^ Hmmm! I didnt notice u & hamid in d lovey-dovey mood 2day, ve u also discovered that he's ur half-b? Ehyaaa

Yes
if hunger comes knocking & u r presented with just an option of matching rice with pap, will u reject the offer?

Going 2 Church after such outburst of resentment? *shocked*
Lolling at d provocation

This cant be true. Its medically impossible

^~ Me too *blank blinks*

Great move

^^^ I guess ur suffering from depression 'cos only d victims verbally-attack everyone 2 boost their already daunted ego. Wish I could help buh its no point exchanging words wiv u, a pathetic being. Go get rehabilitation

^^ na 2dayy, If I follow u play say u dey dumb or u no get sense 2 understand easily, na so so insult u go dey rain as usual like premature breed, I'll rather say nothing.

The title said it all, no suspense, perhaps the op is another aboki

Hmmm, well Bimb did it again *np #Kirk franklin-My life is in Your hand*

El, u eva asked me hw my nite went? Partiality.
Well then, this is a warehouse of jokes of varying sizes. Yinkz, I suppose u change d thread name, a suggestion tho

Be cool wiv me jack, I'm jxt a customer trying 2 specify how I deserve 2 b served. U possess irritable human relation tactics & dont say nothin' customer is always right *winkz*.
If u heed my advice, business'll boom & 'VROOM', u'll b riding ur 1st bajaj in no time lol

D previous post was meant 4 d stagnate businessman up there

^ eyah! try another business nah if this aint cutting it, ma 50cents