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Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by dammizz(m): 9:16am On May 28, 2011
Nah. Nothing compares, man-u had once suffered in d mildly-dangerous hand of barca. I think Barca will again frustrate d heck out of 'em again 2nite, dont u?
Jokes EtcRe: The Computer-doctor by dammizz(m): 6:46am On May 26, 2011
Yawn ke, I'd rather b looking 4 rotfl smiley, da custom joke is off d shizzle
Jokes EtcRe: Useless Medical Advice by dammizz(m): 7:33pm On May 19, 2011
Lol, It takes one with a sensible sense of humor 2 understand dis joke. Thumbsup poster
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Fired My Secretary by dammizz(m): 12:44am On May 19, 2011
Laffs!
thats why I dont really like suprises
Jokes EtcRe: The Computer-doctor by dammizz(m): 4:57pm On May 18, 2011
Chai, is it because of popcorn that u r glaring at me with such high hope? na wa o. Anywayz never mind, popcorn seller didnt show up after-all.  cool cool

Nice jokes up there
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Tanimz? (badosky Jnr) by dammizz(m): 3:36pm On May 18, 2011
Now we've found Bashy, where is Tanimz?

I remember one day @ one corner in El-Guapo Cool Spot, Tanimz and Studio were arguing as usual. I peeped and I saw something entirely different, com see action that day,

Studio: I know u hate me, yes, talk to the hand *raises hand to brush Tanimz's front dual-endowment*  shocked shocked

Tanimz: If I hate u nko, come let me tell u something *moves closer to ease Studio's action*, u r a goat *starts handling Studio's goatee @ d same time*  wink wink

And they didnt know I was watching  cool cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Computer-doctor by dammizz(m): 3:03pm On May 18, 2011
^^^I will ask Efe, my future-ex to extend the favour towards u based on one condition
Jokes EtcRe: The Computer-doctor by dammizz(m): 11:59am On May 18, 2011
shocked shocked Chineke! Yinkuz,this is too long nau, buh since u chuckled me up earlier, I'll try & read,
*picks a seat* Efe, oya com share popcorn o cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: To All Pretty Babes Of Nairaland by dammizz(m): 11:50pm On May 17, 2011
^^ lol. Now here's d joke
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Tanimz? (badosky Jnr) by dammizz(m): 11:34pm On May 17, 2011
^^^ if u miss studio, tell him str8 & stop using style, u ladies suppose' pity this guy nah, he'd been single&searching 4 awfully too long, haba!
*winkz*
Jokes EtcRe: The Computer-doctor by dammizz(m): 6:36pm On May 17, 2011
@Yinkuz, why? What ve u 2 gain? Jst wonderin wht u'll gain 4 crackin a fellow countryman's ribs *chuckles*
Ma lady, d Turner brown's joke is a miracle, It gat me lolling
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by dammizz(m): 10:55am On May 17, 2011
Lupe Fiasco ft Matthew Santos - Shining down
Santos' getting berra&berra, this reminds me #Superstar#
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by dammizz(m): 10:50am On May 17, 2011
Lupe Fiasco - I'm beaming
#U said my future is dark,
See me now,
Look around,
I'm beaming, "
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by dammizz(m): 10:19am On May 17, 2011
Lupe Fiasco - Break the chain
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by dammizz(m): 10:11am On May 17, 2011
Idowuogbo:
emm buda damizz , smack who  shocked shocked
dem boil lizard cook for u ? angry
No! dem fry am back when I dey Chong-Ching's land. *ignores her facials 'cos girls don't front for handsomez like Dammizz*
are u salivating for that recipe 'cos u think it makes me feel good?


ugly Betty:
No, whether he stammers or not, kissing is the same thing.

Have you ever done it in the open.
Nah, tho' I love it alot
Have u ever been caught while in the beautiful act?
Jokes EtcRe: Man U Clocks Thier Nineteenth League Title! by dammizz(m): 7:45am On May 17, 2011
Tick! Tick! Tick!
Countdown to red-devil's utmost humiliation
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by dammizz(m): 8:20pm On May 16, 2011
No!
Do u think I should smack badowsky's backside 4 tagging my full-grown wolfy heart a puppy?
Jokes EtcRe: Bobby The Kid Naper ! Lol by dammizz(m): 5:33pm On May 16, 2011
Is this supposed 2 b a joke? Mtschew
Music/RadioRe: Vote: Who Is Nigeria's Best Musician by dammizz(m): 3:41pm On May 16, 2011
Meldrick:
Yeahhhhh!!! mogbe ohhhhh.
Abeg when did Femi Kuti win a grammy? Was he even nominated? grin grin Abeg get your facts right before spitting false gist. KSA has been the only NIgerian nominated.
Back to topic.

For the past ten years, I give it to 2face idibia. Tubaba all the way.
Femi was nominated for grammy 2 years back in one odd category buh he didnt win anywayz, the guy is good but definitely not the best
Music/RadioRe: Vote: Who Is Nigeria's Best Musician by dammizz(m): 3:37pm On May 16, 2011
kabukabu50:
Femi Kuti, is the only one with a Grammy Award and international recognition, next behind him is P Square in terms of raw success.
Brova, there is a difference btw winning grammy and being merely nominated for it.

Only one with International recog? dont make us laff at u nau, perhaps u were insinuating he's the only one with sole international recognition 'cos most pple dont even recognise him here in Naija as a musician.

Many of the highlighted artists are good but Tuface and Asa belong to the best category IMO, Nneka is great too
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Tanimz? (badosky Jnr) by dammizz(m): 3:15pm On May 16, 2011
u sure must be missing her, she knws how to treat ur F^up cheesy
Bashy is another fellow I've not seen in a while. Studio was gentle when those personalities were around wink wink
PoliticsRe: Jimoh Ibrahim Buys Newswatch Magazine For N1billion by dammizz(m): 1:29pm On May 16, 2011
samtoye:
Emergency Millionaires like him are fronting for Evill Billionaires like IBB. Since IBB was rumored to have been the one who sent the Bomb to Dele, he would be interested to buy Newswatch to appease the ghost hunting him!
so every Nigerian billionaire must have affiliation with IBB
Music/RadioRe: Vote: Who Is Nigeria's Best Musician by dammizz(m): 1:24pm On May 16, 2011
Tuface then Asa
Jokes EtcRe: Best Vehicle Of All Time by dammizz(m): 1:09pm On May 16, 2011
mtscheew, I prefer Lamborghini any day wink
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by dammizz(m): 1:04pm On May 16, 2011
Nicole Scherzinger ft Enrique Iglesias - Heartbeat
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by dammizz(m): 12:51pm On May 16, 2011
Nicole Scherzinger - Club banger nation
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by dammizz(m): 12:42pm On May 16, 2011
Nicole Scherzinger - wet
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by dammizz(m): 11:18am On May 16, 2011
Nah, BANS, I'm like, oh no! here she comes again
Badosky won't attack moi, will she? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Bin Gbagbo The King! by dammizz(m): 11:12am On May 16, 2011
*gazes at the topic, reads the post undecided, gazes at the topic again*
Now I see the joke wink

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