Nairaland General › Re: Efemena_XY Emerges Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 by dammizz(m): 8:47am On Jan 03, 2011 |
^^^ Im gud. Heard 'bout da parrie, expect moi |
Nairaland General › Re: Efemena_XY Emerges Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 by dammizz(m): 2:46am On Jan 03, 2011 |
Congratulations are in order, Efe. U do deserve d award jare, oya chop knuckle |
Jokes Etc › Re: As Every One Gone To Sleep by dammizz(m): 10:13pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
I'm awake & I've dropped sum'n. Hope ur cured now |
Jokes Etc › Re: Naija Man by dammizz(m): 1:04pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Lol. . . I like d 2nd joke, d 1st 1 only makes meagre of a sense |
Jokes Etc › Re: Xtremely Short 1s by dammizz(m): 10:30am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Lol stale not bad lol |
Jokes Etc › Re: Naija Man by dammizz(m): 9:32am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Simply stale. & stop disrespecting phcn 'cos u reside in a remote area, they r performin wonders in dis part o' d nation. phcn, dont get head-swollen, u can do much much better |
Family › Re: My Wife Lied To Me About Her Age by dammizz(m): 3:45pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Filing for divorce is crazy and staying in the marriage is dangerous. Buh jst follow ur mind. Dammit I hate lies |
Family › Re: Does Your Spouse Know Your Nl Username? by dammizz(m): 3:29pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Life on NL and real life are 2 different things and I like to see it that way. I enjoy my freedom here. Not that I'm razz here o. |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:56pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No by dammizz(m): 9:26am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Dont like food.
Do u like food than sex? |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 9:17am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Chei, see runaway *rotfl in jest*
LESSON: Dont start a trouble u cant handle. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Yeye Kid by dammizz(m): 7:39am On Dec 23, 2010 |
No man comes inbtw a kid & her choc. She a smart kid |
Jokes Etc › Re: How D Hell by dammizz(m): 2:57pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
This actually got me rotfl, I like brown-eyed females though |
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No by dammizz(m): 6:22am On Dec 22, 2010 |
^^^ No way
can yes or no answer bosky's ques? |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 6:08am On Dec 22, 2010 |
Efeee, u no dey holla ur "black bulletproof tuxedo" custome. . . I mean friend abi? Thank God say I don loose all ma temper finis, I for loose anoda 1 naonao *winks* |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 11:10pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Studio, Me too dey wait d wedding card nah, better hurry make she no dump u 4 rich man, u kno Yoruba gees |
Jokes Etc › Re: Johny And The Priest by dammizz(m): 11:04pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Ha ha ha, its funny |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 10:53pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
^^^ Me too *winks* |
Entertainment › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nigerian Artist? by dammizz(m): 3:22pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Asha, she's got unique voice & style |
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No by dammizz(m): 2:32pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
^^ Yes do u ve any idea if d poster has a job? |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 11:50am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Dammiz How many times dem don BAN u dis year alone? Ex Convict U deserve an award my brother And u know what, since dem don dey ban u and wey u don dey open different come back i.ds, Na dis one (Damiss) dry pass Infact i bin think sey u be woman wey i go like to flirt around wit Thank God i no fall my hand Cuz people for don begin think i don follow u gay CHANCE FAVORS THE PREPARED MIND if u keep dey go wia u not wanted for Nld, na ban u go get U belong here man Plz dont fight me LOOOL, na wa 4 u o Studio, go check my history (since 2008) dem never ban me for once 'cos I no dey pass moi boundary, when I no be studio  . As per the flirting stuff; don't touch me jor, Im straight, emm, ur statements dey contradictory  buh its part of the fun, I guess And by the way, r u trying to side Pwetty Tanimz? hmmm see luff in disguise  Shout out to Studio, Tanimz and u. Peace bashy_demy: @Damizz na true say you be ex convict? @studio how you take know since it take one to know one una 2 don jare for kirikiri before? lol, no mind Studio jare, he's being stimulated by, *clears throat* buh helep me ask am sha |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 9:32am On Dec 21, 2010 |
tanimz: ^^ Bia, have we met before? **yawns, wakes up to meet another query** well we've met, don't tell me u've forgotten so fast bashy_demy: Tanimz why do you have to be like this? your insult was the last thing i read before going to bed and first thing i read this morning when i wake up this morning and the worst thing is that your not only insulting one person you insult almost everybody that come yours way cmon girl even if its an inheritance you need deliverance and despite the fact that you are a muslim you dont need deliverance all you need to do it starting drinking omi Aluwala i believe that will simply help you, well Good morning sister in Islam lol, God will grant y'all strength to bear with ha (No offence though) |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 2:30am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Ha ha ha tz, encarta cant save u right now, I would ve taken a lil time 2 break it down but. . . *yawns* gotta b back 2 bed, **yawns again** |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 2:12am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Never meant 2 b tough, just dt u ask too many quest. whereas dis is a joke not question section. Remba,Im not tough ma lady, Im rather a perfect gent |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:59am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Stop takin dis all up on urself, I didnt solely refer 2 u, buh wiv studio. U both match IMO *winks* |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:53am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Im from d planet earth, u? Dont tell me u a martian |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:46am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Tz, aint google network available o'er there? Didnt mean 2 answer ur quest wiv another buh couldnt help it |
Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:39am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Studio & Teezee r def. word&opposite, buh considerin wht I learnt in physics dt unlike poles attract, e go happen someday |
Jokes Etc › Re: I've Been Thinking by dammizz(m): 6:58pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Hmmm |
Jokes Etc › Re: Ufo's by dammizz(m): 3:31pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Cos Naija has enough terrifying objects and, em, Is dis supposed 2 b a joke? U need a job @poster |
Jokes Etc › Re: Where Do You Intend To Spend Christmas? by dammizz(m): 8:40pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
Never liked going out on xmas day, so its gonn' b wit F & F. @ Studio; what?U dont wanna spend ur xmas in hangover, trust moi |
Jokes Etc › Re: New Improved Dictionary Version 2 by dammizz(m): 5:16am On Dec 18, 2010 |
Im likin d definitions 4 mistress & spouse. They r so truuuu |