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Nairaland GeneralRe: Efemena_XY Emerges Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 by dammizz(m): 8:47am On Jan 03, 2011
^^^ Im gud. Heard 'bout da parrie, expect moi
Nairaland GeneralRe: Efemena_XY Emerges Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 by dammizz(m): 2:46am On Jan 03, 2011
Congratulations are in order, Efe. U do deserve d award jare, oya chop knuckle
Jokes EtcRe: As Every One Gone To Sleep by dammizz(m): 10:13pm On Dec 28, 2010
I'm awake & I've dropped sum'n. Hope ur cured now
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Man by dammizz(m): 1:04pm On Dec 28, 2010
Lol. . . I like d 2nd joke, d 1st 1 only makes meagre of a sense
Jokes EtcRe: Xtremely Short 1s by dammizz(m): 10:30am On Dec 27, 2010
Lol
stale
not bad
lol
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Man by dammizz(m): 9:32am On Dec 27, 2010
Simply stale. & stop disrespecting phcn 'cos u reside in a remote area, they r performin wonders in dis part o' d nation.
phcn, dont get head-swollen, u can do much much better
FamilyRe: My Wife Lied To Me About Her Age by dammizz(m): 3:45pm On Dec 24, 2010
Filing for divorce is crazy and staying in the marriage is dangerous. Buh jst follow ur mind. Dammit I hate lies
FamilyRe: Does Your Spouse Know Your Nl Username? by dammizz(m): 3:29pm On Dec 24, 2010
Life on NL and real life are 2 different things and I like to see it that way. I enjoy my freedom here. Not that I'm razz here o.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:56pm On Dec 24, 2010
This is "Jokes" Section, don't take anything personal. @ Studio & Bashy, My viewpoint though cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by dammizz(m): 9:26am On Dec 24, 2010
Dont like food.

Do u like food than sex?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 9:17am On Dec 24, 2010
Chei, see runaway *rotfl in jest*

LESSON: Dont start a trouble u cant handle.
Jokes EtcRe: Yeye Kid by dammizz(m): 7:39am On Dec 23, 2010
No man comes inbtw a kid & her choc. She a smart kid
Jokes EtcRe: How D Hell by dammizz(m): 2:57pm On Dec 22, 2010
This actually got me rotfl, I like brown-eyed females though
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by dammizz(m): 6:22am On Dec 22, 2010
^^^ No way

can yes or no answer bosky's ques?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 6:08am On Dec 22, 2010
Efeee, u no dey holla ur "black bulletproof tuxedo" custome. . . I mean friend abi? Thank God say I don loose all ma temper finis, I for loose anoda 1 naonao *winks*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 11:10pm On Dec 21, 2010
Studio, Me too dey wait d wedding card nah, better hurry make she no dump u 4 rich man, u kno Yoruba gees
Jokes EtcRe: Johny And The Priest by dammizz(m): 11:04pm On Dec 21, 2010
Ha ha ha, its funny
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 10:53pm On Dec 21, 2010
^^^ Me too *winks*
EntertainmentRe: Who Is Your Favourite Nigerian Artist? by dammizz(m): 3:22pm On Dec 21, 2010
Asha, she's got unique voice & style
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by dammizz(m): 2:32pm On Dec 21, 2010
^^ Yes
do u ve any idea if d poster has a job?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 11:50am On Dec 21, 2010
Studio CFR:
Dammiz

How many times dem don BAN u dis year alone?

Ex Convict

U deserve an award my brother

And u know what, since dem don dey ban u and wey u don dey open different come back i.ds, Na dis one (Damiss) dry pass
Infact i bin think sey u be woman wey i go like to flirt around wit

Thank God i no fall my hand
Cuz people for don begin think i don follow u gay

CHANCE FAVORS THE PREPARED MIND

if u keep dey go wia u not wanted for Nld, na ban u go get
U belong here man
Plz dont fight me
LOOOL, na wa 4 u o Studio, go check my history (since 2008) dem never ban me for once 'cos I no dey pass moi boundary, when I no be studio  wink.

As per the flirting stuff; don't touch me jor, Im straight,

emm, ur statements dey contradictory  tongue buh its part of the fun, I guess

And by the way, r u trying to side Pwetty Tanimz? hmmm see luff in disguise  wink  cheesy

Shout out to Studio, Tanimz and u. Peace

bashy_demy:
@Damizz na true say you be ex convict? @studio how you take know since it take one to know one una 2 don jare for kirikiri before?
lol, no mind Studio jare, he's being stimulated by, *clears throat* buh helep me ask am sha
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 9:32am On Dec 21, 2010
tanimz:
^^ Bia, have we met before?
**yawns, wakes up to meet another query** well we've met, don't tell me u've forgotten so fast

bashy_demy:
Tanimz why do you have to be like this? your insult was the last thing i read before going to bed and first thing i read this morning when i wake up this morning and the worst thing is that your not only insulting one person you insult almost everybody that come yours way cmon girl even if its an inheritance you need deliverance and despite the fact that you are a muslim you dont need deliverance all you need to do it starting drinking omi Aluwala i believe that will simply help you, well Good morning sister in Islam
lol, God will grant y'all strength to bear with ha (No offence though)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 2:30am On Dec 21, 2010
Ha ha ha tz, encarta cant save u right now, I would ve taken a lil time 2 break it down but. . . *yawns* gotta b back 2 bed, **yawns again**
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 2:12am On Dec 21, 2010
Never meant 2 b tough, just dt u ask too many quest. whereas dis is a joke not question section.
Remba,Im not tough ma lady, Im rather a perfect gent
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:59am On Dec 21, 2010
Stop takin dis all up on urself, I didnt solely refer 2 u, buh wiv studio. U both match IMO *winks*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:53am On Dec 21, 2010
Im from d planet earth,
u? Dont tell me u a martian
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:46am On Dec 21, 2010
Tz, aint google network available o'er there? Didnt mean 2 answer ur quest wiv another buh couldnt help it
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by dammizz(m): 1:39am On Dec 21, 2010
Studio & Teezee r def. word&opposite, buh considerin wht I learnt in physics dt unlike poles attract, e go happen someday
Jokes EtcRe: I've Been Thinking by dammizz(m): 6:58pm On Dec 19, 2010
Hmmm
Jokes EtcRe: Ufo's by dammizz(m): 3:31pm On Dec 19, 2010
Cos Naija has enough terrifying objects and, em, Is dis supposed 2 b a joke? U need a job @poster
Jokes EtcRe: Where Do You Intend To Spend Christmas? by dammizz(m): 8:40pm On Dec 18, 2010
Never liked going out on xmas day, so its gonn' b wit F & F.
@ Studio; what?U dont wanna spend ur xmas in hangover, trust moi
Jokes EtcRe: New Improved Dictionary Version 2 by dammizz(m): 5:16am On Dec 18, 2010
Im likin d definitions 4 mistress & spouse. They r so truuuu

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