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^ gbam!

^ gbam!

Hiyama, makes me wanta puke

Hiyama, makes me wanta puke

Hiyama, makes me wanta puke

Get ur IDM

If he saw it, then he should pray for the woe not to come to pass, that's the essence of vision. Only God knows what no man knows

^^^ for u, U've lost it

^^ we patiently awaiting ur 1st funny comment too

^ *lipsealed with an affirmative smile* no name mentioned tho.
Efe, be careful not to try stopping such car for a lift, especially now that ur bicycle is missing *winkz*

^ good u know a good joke

. . .Policeman was confused on where to take d driver; psychiatric clinic or prison. The driver, sensing real big trouble, escaped to nairaland.
ADVICE: when u c an escalade running towards u, pls dont run. Thanks

Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?
Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on d other side of d street, who should i hit
Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage.
Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM,

tot b'day is what we have here, wht's all the sobbing

Happy belated Birthday Troublesome ID 

From xp, the ugly ones are worse wiv manners. U ve no idea what inferiority complex does to manners

@ Pot;
ha ha, c how harsh u r on me, what if I was an angel sent 2 bless ur boomless business? SMH

Anywayz, congratulate urself I'm not here with ma charm. . .

OP;

Not funnie

@ Thread;
Hey there Methuselah of our era, can't wait 4 u to turn 969 *blank blinkz*

^^ that's no supersport bin, its called Galaxy
Im a retired psychiatrist, sure I can be of help. Whats the case client?

The guy should tell his mum he would kill himself if not allowed 2 marry d lady, he's d last child + d only son remember, *kidding tho*

1st thing 1st, Let him settle d rift btw both mothers or get d help of a spiritual leader. His mother, someday, will accept d undisputeable fact that the young lovers belong 2gether. It must be Love 2 ve last so long despite several hurdles, #np; It must be love- Don Williams

@ op,
She shoulda told u earlier buh even if she did, u still woulda felt emotionally downturned. she needs ur support now, dont depress her. I know its painful when u want 2 fight but u cant considering who d violator is. Be thankful it was a protected sex afterall so no fear of preg or disease. This issue aint worth leaving her IMO.
SUGGESTION: As uneasy as it might seem, try view it as an intimacy that transpired with her ex b4 u met her

^^ Gbam!
I know of many ladies who married their men out of pity, its not a good thing tho but it happens

How u agreed to start a relationship without loving him beats me, Its high time u swallowed ur feminine ego then express ur love back to him, *'cos I know u know u love him, if not u wouldnt b here*, and quit criticising d guy 4 using 'em shoes, he doesnt wanta waste love on one who wld not regard it. Shikena!

Em murders carrier fluently. If ur retirement isnt fast-approaching, dont dare diss him, kim knows this subtle theory and I guess she also learnt lessons from Mariah whom em sent packing

lol I love d definitions to FAITH & IRONY.

Me tot d calf was sucking the heck outta d unclad lad, but I'm not supposed to discourage u el-gee abi, u try

Its without doubt that some pple have multiple ids on NL, and I dont really see crime to that, na dem get dem time nah.
190 is a robot? Lwkmd

SUMMARY: d guy used to store his GF's (Friends with benefit) phone numbers with masculin names,until one day he got busted by his wife. He learnt lessons & amended his ways not by leaving them girls but by cramming d digits of over 20 GFs he has to prevent suspicion. Dude is a mass adulterer *lol*

Brethren, thou art lazy, especially to reading

Who is this sledge? An infamous celeb or sum'n?

chi-baby:
. Sumbody is sleepy

U referring to moi? *points at his broad chest*, berra twist ur lips romantically if u want a date