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Politics / Re: Massive Crowd Inflow At PDP Lagos Rally [photos] by dammysmall1: 1:22pm On Jan 08, 2015
publisher:
Pictures were taken just about GEJ's arrival at Tafawa Balewa Square Lagos.
... Na house you dey wey you dey watch NTA...you con snap tv screen for us......thunder fire your yansh

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Nairaland / General / Re: Chinese Doctors Bowing Down To A 11 Year Old Boy Who Donated His Organs by dammysmall1: 5:01pm On Jul 25, 2014
Face of a poor boy and a heart of brave man.......RIP nigga
Celebrities / Re: Damn!!! She's So Hot Your Eyes Will Burn Looking At Her (photo) by dammysmall1: 5:11pm On Jul 11, 2014
Foolish guy
Politics / Re: Senator Albishir Dies In A Car Crash by dammysmall1: 11:36pm On Jul 02, 2012
ifihearam: Is he a serving senator?
cant u read?
Music/Radio / Re: Real Names Of All Top Nigerian Music Artistes by dammysmall1: 11:30pm On Jul 02, 2012
dayokanu: Lagbaja - Bisade Ologunde
u are right..... One idiot wrote abdulahi sumtin
Phones / Re: The Best Network For BIS In Nigeria by dammysmall1: 11:24pm On Jul 02, 2012
this is the tenth time dis same topic/thread is coming up on the front page.... Haba..... Nothing to discuss again......
Food / Re: Why Do People Love Roasted Corn? by dammysmall1: 6:19pm On Jun 30, 2012
[quote author=maclatunji]Corn or Maize is in season and as I walk the streets of Lagos, I see people eagerly queuing-up to buy roasted corn from roadside sellers. Whenever I see this, I cannot help but wonder: "what is wrong with these people?". Here are my reasons-

1. The corn is actually very hard, it feels like chewing gravel.

2. It is not tasty at all- close to being bitter.

3. It takes quite some energy to chew the corn and you are likely to have your teeth aching you after chewing on a cob of roasted corn.

4. It is not exactly economical, we have sausage rolls and potato chips going for N50 with just about the same "filling-power" as a N50 corn cob.

When u eat dis corn u said when it's rainy omo men u go enjoy am most especially eating it with corn.... U go enjoy am
Jokes Etc / Re: The Bush Man And His Wife by dammysmall1: 6:11pm On Jun 30, 2012
[quote author=blackbalang]A Bushman picks up a mirror lying in the field, but never having seen one before, does not know what it is. When he looks at it, he is shocked and scared because the face he sees looks just like his dead father, who he misses very much. Every time he gets sad and misses his father, he looks into the mirror and cries his eyes out.

His wife sees this from time to time and wonders what is going on until one day she grabs the mirror from him.

She looks in the mirror and sees the ugliest woman she has ever seen in her life and smacks her husband against the head screaming:

"You dog, Is it this ugly old mistress you are crying over? Now I know you have been cheating on me all this while"

The case was taken to court and evidence (mirror) was there to prove the allegations.... ............... .

U said it all..... Bush man and is wife
NYSC / Re: Reckless Driver Kills Corps Member In Ondo by dammysmall1: 6:05pm On Jun 30, 2012
dani1luv:

Source
God help us in nigeria help us in nigeria
Family / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnanted My Wife's Sis And Cousin... by dammysmall1: 11:16pm On Jun 28, 2012
egbeman1: This situation actually happened to my friend and he's seeking my opinion.

He's actually very cute and hard working guy but right now, his wife's kid sister and cousin living in his house got pregnant for him in addition to his wife's 8months pregnancy. My guy is thinking of going on exile, what do you think he do?

''show me ur friend and i will tell u who u are'', '' birds of d same feathers, flocks 2geda''... U and ur friend are mother fuckers, am sre prostitution is d job they do in that wife's family too.... It is until wE start using our WITHDRAWAL METHOD, and CONDOMIZING THAT UNWANTED PREGNANCY WILL REDUCE... Tell ur friend to complete the Job by impregnating the wife's mother too, or u can help Him...
Family / Re: Take Time To Read. It's Worth Reading It. Trust Me by dammysmall1: 5:38am On Jun 28, 2012
Wao cheesy[color=#550000][/color]
Family / Re: 10 Yr Old Boy Sucide Aborted by dammysmall1: 5:27am On Jun 28, 2012
D mother is the cos of all dis problem cos it was also writing in d bible dat " train up a child d way he should go so when he grow he will not depart from it"
so mother did not train him very well
Jokes Etc / Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by dammysmall1: 11:55pm On Jun 25, 2012
jhnhelen: LWKM.....U too much, 2 gbasky,...3 gbosa....Creativity 4 Naija.........Boys re not smiling
i guess dis is d first tym u guys are reading dis article, me don read am he don tay, its now a dry joke to me....
Romance / Re: Embarrassing Lines You've Used On A Lady by dammysmall1: 1:27pm On Jun 25, 2012
Mynd_44: Your backside looks familiar have we ynashed before?
nice one..... Inspirational
Politics / Re: GEJ Presidential Media Chat - Live Channels TV by dammysmall1: 8:59pm On Jun 24, 2012
It might be a live programme, but lets call it pratices QUESTION and ANSWER chat..... Infact its scripted
Nwa_Nimo: THIS IS NOT LIVE !!!
And the questions seem pre screened.

Where is the telephone number to phone in !!
Politics / Re: GEJ Presidential Media Chat - Live Channels TV by dammysmall1: 8:36pm On Jun 24, 2012
Dis media chat is scripted... It is just as if GEJ ad press are acting Nigerian movie.... Praticed question and answers!!!!!
Family / Re: My Story, Women And Men, Read And Learn From It. by dammysmall1: 5:11pm On Jun 16, 2012
should be patient,cos there is an adage that say " a child's head invite another" but a question have u ever aborted
Family / Re: Men Learn From My Mistakes by dammysmall1: 5:05pm On Jun 16, 2012
Just give ur life to God cos He is call u sinner should come and have everlasting life.... Ur story is really torching
Romance / Re: Age Difference Sure Matters In 'Will You Marry Me?' by dammysmall1: 10:43am On Jun 16, 2012
If there is love every other thing will be blind folded, but the difference is too much[color=#990000][/color]
Family / Re: Ideal Age Difference Between A Couple by dammysmall1: 7:23am On Jun 15, 2012
When u love pls skip the word age,cos when u really love him ur eyes will blindfolded with love
Family / Re: What Is Your View On This? by dammysmall1: 12:47am On Jun 15, 2012
What the woman did was wrong but no matter what the man shouldn't have done dat

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