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EverestdeBliu:
Who saw u when u came?

google has d best ans to that

Mprex:
A standing ovation for who ever that wrote this

also to who read it...mehn, its damn long bt kudos

Okay. I was here

Afolabi6046:
29th of this month.

praise jah!!!...May 3rd is feasible then

Afolabi6046:
It's a Paper and Pencil Test.

bro...wen r u guys resuming 2nd semester

babysmart:
yea yea praise jah.

i trust u, ur quality(wife material) na die

babysmart:
*returns hug* lol
how u doin?

aside d compulsorily long break, everything is goin smoothly, hope u iced d stuff sha

All Pens are biro

Are they still sharing it??

Virtually all Nigerians make these mistakes:
1. All noodles are indomie:
its so funny how children even adults call all noodles indomie irrespective of the brand just becos d first brand of noodles was indomie, a customer will go to a retail shop n ask for indomie only for d retailer to ask which type d customer will reply golden penny80% of Nigerians r guilty of this offence
2. All Toothpaste are maclean:
This is common among d adults,
Customer: Mallam give me maclean
Mallam: which type oga
Customer: give me close up.
70% of Nigerians are guilty of this offence
3.All Candies are sweet:
i actually dnt knw where the name sweets come from, if u go to a retailer n ask for candy trust me, 'i dnt sell' is likely the answer u're gonna get, 95% of Nigerians are guilty of this offence
u can add urs

Either way, so far d final product is edible

ashhascash:
Y will forget my Boss, Dammy wat abt ma nigga JP, season greetings, stay strong, play safe

same here, wen r u guys resuming second semester

Hello Predites, guess u had a taste of moro already, but i bet u dnt knw d taste until u start writing ur tests n exam
U guys shud start preparing for d first contact test now!!! The test covers wat u do in d first 6 weeks of d programme
on wat textbooks u shud use, here is my opinion
Chemistry- for ur calculations i recommend outline chemistry, it covers ALL the calculatory aspect of chemistry u're gonna do in PD. New sch Chemistry(ababio), This is probably d best chemistry textbook at O'level. Then u can use lamlad Chemistry as a supplement, ensure u solve ALL d excercises in lamlad n outline too. Then dnt forget ur notes too, they as well important n note down salient points d lecturer says, i recommend LT D timmy can testify.
Maths-i think lamlad shd top d list here cos most of d questns u meet in d exam r frm lamlad, additional maths is anoda gud one, NGM 1,2,3, f/mat Project 1,2,3 n any other gud maths n f/mat textbooks u lay ur hands on, i recommend LT A
Physics-New sch physics(anyakwa)/SSS Physics(okeke), lamlad, Science physics, it'll help u in JAMB, ur notes r also gonna help, i recommend LT B
English-ur notes n attention in class shd b ur focal point here.
On my final note i'll say u master ur PQs, ensure u finish 'em 5 or more times b4 d test, ensure u r able to solve all d questions in d PQ b4 d text, with good preparation, success is inevitable.
I wish my fellow comrades(Timmy, chiamaka, ummm, babysmart, understatement...) n current predites a merry n funfilled christmas

babysmart:
Lolzz...mr lecturer, free d guy na

Babysmart!!!...long time*spreads arms for a hug*

Timmytimmy:
All these old cables sha
Well, it might work.

My wires iyaf rust...but dnt touch 'em, currents still flows 2ru

Temmybrite:
international relations

cool!!!...m into international relationships, m really gud at relationships.*winks*

Temmybrite:
dis z ma number;08137226279 plz kip me in4md!thks,bro

oh!...wah course?

7thHaybee:
Thank u jare.... pray ma dad lets me rest nw ,.,,ll kip checkn to no d date sha....do I need birth certificate , original waec result? and wat documents ll I need.

yeah!...birth certificate
waec results
p.utme/pre degree results
admission letter
hostel slip(after payments)
These r d ones i knw of, but we wud b told all wat to bring sha

The thread seems really dry lately, so i was thinking, mayb we cud do sumtin dat'll accelerate d thread a bit, so sumtin popped into my mind...
Apart from OAU, wich other sch in Nigeria can you attend n Y?...so 'll start...
Aside d great ife d only sch i can opt for is unilag cos its a sch where ur academic n social life can be in equilibrium, d enviroment is friendly to academics activities, less cultist activities n i heard they've got babes *winks*...
So guys lets keep it rolling n bring sum life to this thread

7thHaybee:
Abeg answer o , when ? I don de fear sae u pple don de do am sef .. Or it's till may 3rd

lwkmd!!!...i remembered my dad asking if my admission has nt been cancelled, broda fear not!!!...payments of acceptance fees n stuffs like dah shd start in d second semester hopefully march/april

ashhascash:
lol niccur, is dat a compliment or diss line.

ashhascash, guess who quoted u?...

Seen...Next!!!