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Baddestguyp:
wtf? so we don't even know resumption date or what?

By d new academic calendar proposed, we shud resume by May3 if all conditions remains constant n as it stands they're following d calendar

Baddestguyp:
guys, after printing the admission letter from jamb site what next?

learn a skill or get a job

Registration shud start around March/April I guess

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double post

luyemee:
Please, I have a credit pass in Eng,Math,Phy,Bio,Geo,Technical drawing and Econs, can I study either Architecture or Quantity Surveying in OAU Ife? And can you list the courses that I can study with this result in OAU Ife? Thank you and what are the subject combinations

No chemistry?...well am afraid u can't study an science related course but since u v Geo n Econs den u can dive into d social sciences so u can go for Economics or Estate Management.
Jamb Combo shd b Maths, Geography, Economics

Make dem no try this film trick at all o, as a fresher of OAU, m resuming May una wan come strike again, I swear na thunder go strike una

*Carries a pale of conc H2SO4 water n wets d birthday boy

Captain Timmy here is ur birthday song
Happy birthday 2 u,
happy birthday 2 u!
u were born in d zoo’
u were born in d zoo’
with d monkeys ‘n donkeys dats looks just like u!

hahaha!!!

May God fill your birthday with smiles and happiness, and may you always know you are one of His special children!

happy bornday lecturer

Tushney:
Gud morning People ...........guess what??





















2nd list isn't out

n guess wot too














I might shoot u if u don't stop all this pranks

Dammytrager's advice to 2014/15 predites


First of all, I congratulate u on ur admission into OAU predegree program, ur admission shows u r capable n fit to be in d program.

I want u guys to take note of the following

Believe in yourself
Abdul kalam said ...to succeed in ur mission u need to have a single minded devotion to ur goal, that desire to succeed must first come from u, u first v to make up ur mind to succeed. Once u believe u can make it den u r just on ur way.

Set goals and targets
Define ur success by setting goals, dnt just go to Moro without setting a target, work with targets, don't let d target just be getting ur course alone, but like trying to b d best in combo, beating d score of d best last year or set a score u want to get, work towards targets like this, these are things that'll trigger discipline in u.

Observe Carefully
Dont be too anxious to make friends or join any organization or fellowships(tons of fellowships will definitely cum to u) sum friends will help u actualize ur dreams while sum will help u kill it, so observe people very well before u relate with them.

Don't be carried away
I knw its sum of u first time of being left alone without ur parents so don't let this euphoria get into ur head, dnt do wat u wudnt do wen ur parents arent there like going to nite parties(u're definitely gonna b invited) n stuffs like dah. Don't get into any romantic relationship with any boy/girl, trust me this is one of d greatest distractions u can have, don't nurture d thought dat u r already a student(although u r an embryo but don't forget there are miscarriages), u r still going to fight for ur space in OAU.

Spend wisely[/b]Don't spend ur pocket money on unnecessary things, cut ur coat according to ur size they say, so watch ur spendings cos if u exhaust d money meant for one month in a week, it wnt b funny, u go drink garri taya lol.

[b]Beware of anti-foodstuffs n Scavenging agents
Sum of ur hostel mates r threats to ur foodstuffs n r out there to wreck u, u see dem spending anyhow in sch, buying foods in aunty K(u will soon understand), spending on gals, then wen u manage to prepare sumtin in d hostel with d little u v, u will see dem with plates n spoon ready to scavenge, beware of such guys(m not saying u shdnt give, just b careful) n don't lend sum1 an amt u can't forget cos sum pple will just not pay back no matter wat u do.

Beware of foreign links guys
Foreign links is a private college of education not very far from moro campus, those guys r really dangerous, they attack, harass predites so I won't advice u to walk alone in d night so anything u want to do or buy, buy them before night fall, n walk in groups, so beware of those guys.

Don't forget God
The bible says [i]…it is not him that runneth or willest but of God that showest mercy…[/i]don't forget that it is God that gives real success, so u v to b very prayerful n always put God first.


Be ready for real academic work Ex-predites can testify, Moro is a place for real academic business,if u don't v d habit of reading pls cultivate dat habit before u enter Moro, n wen I mean reading ion mean looking at a book reading d words, I mean reading with understanding, ensure u r understanding whatever u r reading, n pls if u v been cramming to pass in ur sec sch pls dnt try it in Moro o cos their questions will b based on ur understanding cos its all objectives. Note dat u will be writing about 5-6 exams:1st contact test & exam, 2nd contact test & exam, UTME(P.UTME) in about 8months so u knw wat u r in for. u will b given a handbook which will contain ur course outlines on d day of ur orientation so with dat I expect u r like 3 or 4 topics ahead of d class, i wudnt advice u move with d same pace with d class, n don't make d mistake of start reading wen its just few weeks to exams, reading starts d moment u entered Moro, so keep this in mind.


Don't joke with JAMB
Pls dnt let an exam of #4,500 spoil dat of about #200,000. If u get 100 in PD n u fail JAMB its really disastrous cos JAMB is a prerequisite laid down by federal government for any candidate to b admitted to d university so don't joke with ur JAMB at all.


I want u to kw dat Moro is nt a land of suffering but a land of training n battle, only d fittest survive dis battle, so u r practically competing with any1 in ur combo for space in OAU(if u r going for d same course)


And finally the program is just for 9months, work out urself for these 9months, read like u don't knw God n Pray like u don't Read Just for these 9 months n earn urself a place in dat Great citadel of learning(OAU)
I wish u success as u begin this Journey n I pray that everything will workout well for u.


Once again am Dammytrager.

tayor399:
Good morning people
#BLACKMAIL
Finally after a very intense search on fb timmytimmy's FACEBOOK username E.......... T............... Is now available for sale if you like to know his user name you just have to pay a token of 2000naira to get it..

And mr timmytimmy if you want these issue to be a thing of the past all you need do is
*give me 50% of your pocket money in oau










«I also have the fb user name of chiamaka01,dammytrager,haydot you can also order for any of them @1000 naira cause finding them wasn't so
difficult
«Cancellation clause»
*miss chizzy a date with you will do
*boss dammy 1.2k
*haydot 1.2k

Pls wat is Fb is it a country...I don't knw cos I schooled in Pluto

success254:
PLS,IS OAUIFE 2NDBATCH LIST4 2014/2015 OUT?URGENT REPLY PLS.GOD BLESS U

noppy

kemai1:
guys one of my friend wants to study agric engineering but he scored 220 in jamb and 196 in post utme his aggregate is 208 and the cut off is 200 what are his chances

if I say 0 hope m not too blunt

sits in d throne just like d king I am n watching events unfold with my eagle eye

convicts
Timmy-Chiamaka
Timmy-deji
Understatement-Tushney



Barristers
Babysmart
******



Observing patiently before I pass my Judgement


benovlio!!!....go n buy me guguru n epa

tobeykush:
Let a = 1, and b= 0..... I have tried to reduce your term

hope u know 0⁰ is infinity

Chiamaka01:
Trust me when i say, he won't. I'm difficult to pin down and he doesn't even have detective traits.

except u want to put on disguise, I trust Timmy

Timmytimmy:
Don mind her....if I get angry self, I'll print the picture and paste it around OAU.
Missing person's notice, call so and so number for a reward.

hehehe she go run comot for OAU b dat

Chiamaka01:
You won't recognise me, i've grown taller, i don't wear glasses all the time and in fact, yours is a lost cause.

he wud, u didn't do plastic surgery

Timmytimmy:
Don't worry.....there's time ehn.5 years + x

y=5+x, x=p!, p=a^a+b^b
find y?...
note:y is d number of years u will spend in d varsity
so there is enuf time gan

Timmytimmy:
Dammy is adapting fast, I'm teaching him how to start an e-fight and he's following with rapt attention.

hahaha!!!...e-fight?...ion believe in d e-world I'll prefer d physical combat...hope we're gonna take lessons on dat too