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ireke:
If I have to collect 6 month's rent, these are clauses that I will likely include in the agreement with a tenant

• I will collect an amount that is equal to 3 month's rent as caution fee, which will be returnable at the expiration of tenancy (Amount returned will depend on factors such as rent owed and cost of avoidable damages to the property)
• Rent for the next 6 months is due on or before the end of business on the first business day of that period.
• Failure to pay rent on the first day of the 6 months will be considered as a breach of the agreement and there will be incremental additional payments (interest/penalty) for as long as the rent is delayed.
• If a tenant does not pay by the end of the first month, he/she (the tenant) will agree that he has terminated his tenancy, in which case he or she will agree to be given another 30 days of grace to look for alternative accommodation.
• If the tenant pays up all the accrued fees within the 30 days of grace, the contact will be reinstated. A tenant can activate this clause only twice in the life of the contract
• At the expiration of the grace period, the landlord will be entitled to enter the rented premises in the presence of a law officer (probably from a law court acting on the terms of this agreement) and a representative of the tenant (if one is available). The purpose will be to remove the properties of the tenant and evict him.

hmmm, una don start,

If lagos wishes to control the market prices, let them build and own all the houses in lagos,

All this talk na joke, If you wan leave for house, pay, if not, waka, simple as that, This is Lagos!,

aBOVE my bugdet.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=676475.msg8415952#msg8415952 date=1306693030]Then post the mansion make we talk  

@bb

na me be criminal?

Oya leave the boy nau, na small boy. Is justwise in Naija?[/quote]baby,  baby,  I can't shout,  can you remember the mansion dbanj shot his recent  ' Mr. Endowed ' video,  my crib looks just like that,  I can't be boasting all over the net,  it's not done, it's not classy, it's trashy,  so, I can have Baba Segun pick you up when you are in town, and am sure, not only will you be amazed, but you'll be thrilled,  however, you don't want me drooling over other women even in your presence, lets see whether your royalty is blessed with the specs expected of someone ruling my throne, pictures dearie,

Really?, so what would you rather refer to her as then?, and remember, just before you do that, 1 finger points to her, the remaining 4 points back to you.

That'll be a stupid question to ask a lady,

You have made a claim, you'll either substantiate it or accept you are a liar.

justwise:
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Hahahahaha, prayer from a prostitude.

How do you know she's a prostitu[b]d[/b]e?

Have you ever patronised her services?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=676475.msg8415890#msg8415890 date=1306692239]Na criminals dem dey ship go Australia oh Just saying

Me i full ground, dey ground sha and yabaleft is not far from everywhere [/quote]Yabaleft ke, no o oooooo, haaaa,

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=676475.msg8415848#msg8415848 date=1306691535]Where do you go or where do we go?

LOL the most justwise will do is faint at the size of your mansion. No fear

I'm currently in Australia, ca he come by?[/quote]of course, we dearie,

how fear go catch correct lasgidi boy,

Aussie?, hmmmm, what can i say?, let me know when you are in town dear,

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=676475.msg8415760#msg8415760 date=1306690372]Honey, if you havent seen me, you havent seen royalty.

Can you post a picture of this so called mansion. I need to know where I'll be going before I get there  

Just one time thing? Wow, this is a hard decision. So where will we be going? Do you like Tokyo and Japan?


You dey take style abi?

Since you no be the one with the winning ticket, you no be my transformer   [/quote]I like that, most likely, you have been the one I have labored all these years for, waited patiently for, you must be Omo alale kere.

oh,  if I post the pic here, then there's problem, cos every justwise will like to go after me, besides, I prefer chopping life codedly, 

wow,  where do I go?,  not yet decided,  maybe when we see you can decide for me.

So, where should my driver pick you up from,

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=676475.msg8415685#msg8415685 date=1306689528]Neat. How big is your mansion exactly?
I dont want to be rude, snubby et all, but as  sophisticated as I am,  I need a mansion that is well kept, neat, big, and luxurious.
Where will I be picked up?

Is your ticket just a one time deal or can we go to multiple sites for one year?[/quote]If you ain't sophisticated, then you definitely are not in the same class, they call it bragging, when I say I got so much class I own a skool, so, lets just keep it simple, my mansion is strictly for royalties, question is are you?

oh, you name the place, I will send him to pick you up right away!

I think it's a one time deal, The Americans get 10 tickets, the British small businesses get 12, however, am glad we got it, it's not just the ticket, but the recognition and support for SMEs.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=676475.msg8415642#msg8415642 date=1306688942]Do you own a mansion anywhere in Lagos? We can meet up there  

But you seriously won the ticket? I read it on the news a few days back and almost even attempted to post it on the politics section. Congrats![/quote]oh of course, I could have my driver pick you up,

oh yes, the ticket was won, once more, Thank you very much.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=676475.msg8415524#msg8415524 date=1306687573]@damola

Congrats   Why, I think we've met before. I recognize your highly intelligent posts  

I've always wanted to go to Tokyo and Paris.

Can I tag along? Should I start packing my luggage?[/quote]Thanks for the compliment.

oh most definitely, pleasure is all mine. Where should we meet up?

@ busy & Ogugua, I have spent time in the other thread to tutor the young stubborn goat and obviously he's headed for the rocks, it's just a good thing he's not the moderator, else this section will most likely be Ghadaffi Libya scenario. I would implore you to allow him continue a kid's game, I wouldn't be surprised if he's a teenager. Maybe he thinks British Airways give award and free business class tickets for free.

Like I said, you are no longer worth a second of my time nor attention. I already unsubscribed, regardless, Every reader can deduce and see the situation for what it's. Thank God you are not a MODERATOR!

I wished Nairaland was not what it's, however, it's what it's, it's a huge internet forum, and Nigeria's #1 indigenous web platform, IF not, no time to waste on such trivialities, But If I do not put your name on this post, and clear this up, I wouldn't be surprise if it comes to hunt my name months or years from now. That's why I find it very important to be cleared of any issues, especially this kinds,

I said so all along, not once, not twice, however you were too thick headed to see what I said,

February 22, 2011, 08:43 PM »

oh come on justwise, u didn't just fall for that prank,

Vicjustice still got the topic in there: ' Re: Ba Gave Me A Free Business Class Return Ticket!: Where Should I Go? '

I just decided to wipe it off,

You seek too much negatives, and only that do you see, How could you ever refer to damola1 as a criminal, get real!

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[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=676475.msg8412244#msg8412244 date=1306621884]

He has Maintained all along that He didn't Post exactly That Quote.

His Quote was changed by Someone Else and Even if he Did, Sometimes People love to Joke around or They try to be Sarcastic for the Fun of It.
Can you correlate the Grammatical Blunders in this Quote With Other Posts from Damola1, Do you think He actually Posted that with all the Errors ?

It was all a Joke Bro.[/quote]Don't mind the guy jor, He knows, he knows very well, he simply wouldn't want to accept he's wrong,

^^^ Thank you bros

oloun ma je ka ri ' AGBANA ' ( make God no allow us see wetin go dey chop our money everything)

Thank you.

There is a time for departure even when there is no certain place to go,

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=676475.msg8406837#msg8406837 date=1306532063]That should tell you that post is a joke, his English is flawless and impeccable. He is an oldtimer like I said.

This just shows how sad things have degenerated to on Nairaland where one can no longer joke or prank around without it being used against one in future, with that not-so-smart person Justdunce already calling him a criminal and a cretin, and over what too

I remember the Inspired/Plat saga whereby that dude with the 13 registered 3 user forum Samwhathisface was trying to frame myself and Gestapo as fraudsters and scammers, SIMPLE BECAUSE WE PARODIED SOME DEALERS THREADS FOR CLAIMING THEY SELL BRAND NEW CARS WHICH WAS ALREADY AT SEA, AND THEN OPENED SIMILAR THREADS TO SAY WE HAD SOME FOR SALE TOO. Thank God those Dealers thread we were making fun of was still there, as thats how I would have been labelled a name my Mama nor give me, cos there was no other way I would have been able to redeem myself That episode did not last long but I still shudder at the thought of what could have happened.



Vicjustice, you could have come back to correct things and nipped this in the bud, especially when you found out he didn't erase the initial post and edit the thread to make you look silly



Pele pele to all of una oh [/quote]Really, Thank you.

How much for the 40ft, interested in 2units. Let me know the price here.

^^ You are not worth a single second of my time.

justwise:
@ damola1


My issue with u got nothing to do with u winning a ticket or not, the issue was your fraud mission that failed woefully.

You shamelessly claimed to have won British visa lottery and came here to beg for money, the moment they busted u, u quickly deleted your posts but b4 u could do that 2 members have quoted u already, its all here. . >>

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-609519.0.html

Obviously, a goat will remain a goat.

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Yes, collabos with stars like snoopy can step up your game, but it doens't really change who you are, you are some local star from Nigeria.

But when you can combine the efforts of 3 great producers, and deliver music to international demands, then you can only be 2baba,

my uncle, my mentor, my one and only 2baba has done it again, I just love you boss, like no other, you mentorise my head, and kolo my body to happiness even in times of sadness, i could only dance to you boss,  even when everything seems not too right, cos you can take the stress of lagos, and Nigeria off my body,

http://www.talkofnaija.com/audio/chemical-reaction-remix-2face-idibia

And here you have the making from 3 producers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SGh4x3ndiPA

---i just can't stop,  i just can't stop,  it's like a  kemical reaction,  romeo and juliet na long long it, saying I will die for you na small thing oh, emotions just dey lose, omo no fronting, ,  unconditional love, me and u together we be commisioner for true love,

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