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end time house help

OboOlora:
Teebillz right now

just see d kind person Regina marry

her delta,her life

Fainthearted:
If he had built a free library he would have changed Nigeria

The nature of man is carnal

Library ke,who still visits a library in Naija. Or hw is the Library going to change d country?

They just wan kee Freeze

Soon, another Governor will come and remove that signpost and replace it with another.It may not be makinde though.

kogbe22:
4 ur NNPC past questions and answers mail me at eveshoemmanuel@gmail.com to get it

something they will still not employ you. Shey Buhari dota write exam ni b4 they give her work for NNPC.Abeg take your time o

Corrosiveman:
To Me Messi is already ageing...... Barcelona would be the Spanish Fulham when Messi retires since 40% of their goals are scored by him......If I were Barca I would bench Messi next season

aaaaaah, o fe pawon ni.

see how them skata person pikin mouth! Aye buru o.

Ninethmare:
I returned back to the east after NYSC on December 2018, but instead of going home I got a place to stay in Anambra state.

The girls in Anambra are just beautiful that it will be hard for you not to take a second look

I sworn that I will never cheat on my Fiancé cause I love her so much and wouldn't want to hurt her


After like three weeks in Awka konji was killing me, Meanwhile babe is somewhere very far doing a program in her field

On January 23rd A friend came around and was suggesting us visiting one of the brothels in Awka. I was initially not interested, so he suggested I just escort him there and sit at the bar until he was done. I said cool that's fine.

So he went in with one of the girls, I was just taking some drinks when a very beautiful prostitute passed, instead of John Thomas to relax, him foolishly stand.

After negotiations we entered

Just because it's be quite a while I just dey use my power on the babe, all of a sudden what I noticed was "Condom done burst"

I noticed late and believe me the girl wasn't bothered, I was like "you carry anything? ".

She was like no I am fine. for my mind I was like "even if she get she will still say no"

I immediately ran to a chemist and asked for Ciprofloxacin, bought it then I left leaving my friend behind cause that dude can taste like three different girls in one night

Two weeks later I was sick of fever, that same week joint pains, fatigue, headache, in fact my neck was hurting.

I opened goggle searched about symptoms of HIV, what I was got me more scared. I was like so this girl dash me HIV free of charge, no wonder she wasn't feeling remorsed when the condom busted.

Fear gripped me, I started thinking Lord what have I done.
Lord I am sorry
Forgive me and don't let me pay so heavy for my mistake.

Fast forward till 10th May 2019

I went to the hospital to do some test

I did hepatitis, Liver function test, typhoid, malaria, I wanted to do HIV but I was scared I decided not to.

Two days later I went back to get the test result.

Hepatitis-Negative
Malaria-positive
typoid-Negative
Liver function test - A little above normal(doc said no need to worry)

20th May I decided to go to Owerri to do the HIV test in case I was positive so nobody will know me. in fact I didn't use my real name when filling the HIV form.

After the long discussion the counselor will give, then it was time to Carry out the test.

My hands and feets were shaking. the counselor noticed and he said even if you have it there are ARVs for you to live healthy (I was like God just forgive me, I know I have failed)

As soon as he took my blood, I stood up wrote my number on a shot of paper and said Sir please send the result to me via sms, he was just staring at me while I left.

I left and went to a bar sitting and waiting for the result via sms

After 20mins I got a test. my heart was beating when I opened it what I saw was "Your HIV test result says you are negative, always protect yourself but remember abstinence is the best".

I was so happy but I Needed to confirm it again, so I returned back to Awka that same day.

Today being 22nd May 2019, I went to Medical Center Amaku to confirm.

I went in after every every I was confirmed negative. happiness from no where came over me.

As I was leaving I looked towards the special clinic and saw crowd of HIV positive persons waiting to get ARVs, and I was like what if I had tested positive is this how I will disgrace myself and my family.

I opened a trend previously asking if HIV persons can join the military. This is because my uncle is making sure I join the Nigeria Prison service. I would have been disgraced if I tasted positive.

I have sworn that from this day I will never have sex till I get married. cause I am planning to get married next year God willing.

So my friends try to know your status today.

You might be scared but just know that only test can confirm your status.


So when last did you check your status?

Craze dey worry you. Becos you've tested negative and you're very happy.You've turned yourself to special advicer on konji/HIV affairs. By strength shall no man prevail. your ability and strength cannot save you from doing the wrong things. Get Jesus and stop all this backsliding today and frontsliding tomorrow

bcashy:
Royal family indeed...... . You just wished me death? that wouldn't move me an inch!!!! All i will keep saying is royalty is not for ur type
even ur father knows.....instead of fighting me here....call him and sit his miserable head down
and ask.......nothing about u is royal........
u no wan gree.......if u go out there with ur yeye old man go claim one royalty they go beat roalty comot for ur body.....pig like u wonder shall never end

Dread-wearing street dogs can never understand the meaning of CLASS no matter how you try to explain to their dummy brains. I doubt if you passed Waec. We're class, we don't explain who we are to dummies, its probably the reason why your types only end of working the entrepreneurial type like us. Just alive to eat,fucck around,give birth to more basstards. The world need to be CLEANSED from PLAGUES like you.

mrNEMZY:
The last time I staked a bet.

Everton vs arsenal (arsenal x2) result 2-1
Napoli vs caglilary (Napoli 1) result 1-1
Inter Milan vs Atalanta (12& o1.5) result 2-2
Psg vs liile. (psg 1) result 2-2
I have forgotten the last game, but in summary I staked 5 games totalling 5 odds with 5k. The annoying thing is not that it cut, the annoying thing is that every single game I staked cut. I lost my money, they didn't even compensate me for loosing every single game, I know no one have lost like that before.

And this idiot is using my money and that of other foolish Nigerians to go and dance in London.


Nonsense

Bro,so many people have won bets and many have become millionaires from betting. Even if you stop betting, many will still play and win. Its a business,you place bets if you want to be part of it OR stay away if you're not INTERESTED in it. hits same thing with other types of business, you invest if you're interested OR stay away from it you can't stand the risk.

bcashy:
....ur mother don come back?? ....ur father go don dey red level now . Have u told them that u lied to someone that u are from a royal family?? . Thunder fire ur left yans!

Your smiles actually showed you're truly from A CURSED LINEAGE. You probably still live with your parents. Am from a royal lineage, graduated from a top university and have been living independently from family support for a long time. My siblings are top class and despite the fact that they're still in the university, they've been established to start running their individual businesses on their own with little entrepreneurial advice from family whenever they encounter difficulties. NOW, THAT IS CLASS. Nobody can teach a dirty yahoo boy class, DIRTINESS, CURSES, HOOLIGANISM, INCEST, RAPE, STEALING live in your blood and that's who you are. You're only eating, smiling and living to die a miserable death one day. YOU CAN'T BUY CLASS.

bcashy:
Sleep with my mother the way ur father sleep with his mother right . I have told u stop mentioning royalty u no dey hear word ni? Even if your father hear say u dey claim royalty, he go just laugh cos he knows say ur lineage has not to do with royalty! If u doubt me, go meet am tonight ask am, oh! Sorry....he go don go patronise his customers . Okay go meet ur mother....oooooops! That one too go don go take place for roadside waiting for potential customers . U are a pure and undiluted bastard

Apparently you have no home values and from a CURSED LINEAGE. Your reasoning is like that of northern almajiris, I've read that from your replies. Your upbringing must be very poor and hard given what you must have gone through in the hand of the cursed fellow who your mother lives with or calls her husband. Who knows if you grew up sleeping with your mother and sisters, you should be pitied, spits!!!

Queenboy123:
They are better than you.

You Neva see me play before.How did you come to that conclusion?

They spelt Niger Republic!! Add two extra goals for the exclamation marks

Younghacka:
I Dont Often Comment, But. . .
Our Girls Are Making Us Proud. . .
Up Super Falcons. . .
Not Like The Useless Eagles That Could Not Fly Past Group Stage. . .
I Think This Women Would Have Fared Better Than Them Ighalo And Co. . .
God Bless Super Falcons. . .

Making you proud of what. They are winning against Fulani herdswoman and you're happy.The way Nigerians celebrate mediocrity ehn.

bcashy:
Even ur father knows nothing about royalty talkless u .....where u and royalty jam?

Its obvious u dont av idea what royalty is all about....I would have said go and ask ur father but he doesnt have traces of it in his lineage so he might not av any idea of what royalty is


Na royalty u opened ur dirty gutter call like that ....u see why I keep calling u mumu now?

That you don't have royals in your lineage does not mean other are cheap products like you and your empty family. You sound like all this dreadlocks-spotting yahoo boys who litter the whole place. will be happy if SARS does the needful and thrash you in a dumpsite where you belong. Son of a bitcch,I doubt if you don't sleep with your mother.

Kobicove:
It baffles me how a person can go on social media and out-of-the-blues insult someone he has never met before in his life

Its just a metaphorical expression. The guy's expression is only based on what he's seeing. He didn't say she's a demon,he only said she looks like a demon..

bcashy:
u keep bragging about this hopeless disgusting idiot u called father! Who knows ur father!?? . Empty drum makes the loudest noise...... God punish both of u together......e be like say na only him dey feed all ur extended family of idiots ...na im dey make u brag about one asshole wey nobody knows his origin here!

Just because you have no respect for the serial rappist that impregnated your #500 per fucckk mother does not mean others don't respect their parents. Royalty is in my blood but I don't expect pigs like your generation to think or act Royal like mine. we are different and the difference is clear.

bcashy:
Who on this planet earth cares to know idiots that can tame the bastard they blessed the society with . Motherfucker! She should rather employ one of those drunkards wey dey Bleep her without mercy just to get peanut to feed u and the lazy ass u called father!

Interestingly, this is what your mother did to feed you and your hopeless siblings to get to this pitiable level that you are presently. People with class and cash don't brag, my father can purchase your family to the tenth generaltion without any buyback clause. Expecting the immediate reply of you jobless bastard.

anonymuz:
this country dead and buried and I believe there might be problem soon if things continues like this. Revolution loading....

When things go bad, Nigerians complain but before you know it, everybody moves on like nothing happened. Look at the killings in the north for example,it was like heaven was going to fall at a time but nobody cares nowadays. For how long are we going to continue like this?

anonymuz:
That's just pure foolishness on her part. You carried a baby for nine months and decided to sell for a token,less than a million naira. She doesn't deserve to be called a mother rather a murderer.

Its like you don't understand something, some Ibo ladies now give birth every year to eventually sell for the highest bidder (maybe about #600,000). That will amount to #50,000 per month. Even federal government is finding it difficult to pay #30,000 minimum wage. its a lucrative business for those girls. Those IBO ladies are something else when it comes to giving birth and selling the children, had one here in my compound who was impregnated by "God knows who". she travelled to the east 2months ago after delivery and only God knows where her baby daughter is going to end up.

bcashy:
Only bastard can be proud of imbeciles u called parents na . Which achievement?That their stupidity and animalistic urge of them both gave you this nuisance to our society? Is that what u called achievement ? God punish them both for causing the society this headache! Afofungbemu, asigbe omo ward!

Your moronic brain apparently doesnt know who my parents are. The CHEAP area whorre you call your mother will definitely celebrate if my mother employs her to wash our toilet. But who will employ a ragged pusssy that doesn't even know the father of her children.

bcashy:
Yoruba boy indeed.... Real Yoruba's are not bastard... U see another reason why u need to go back to the harlot u called mother and confirm who ur real father is....employer of labour my foot! U.mean the prostitutes he pays every night with the miserable stipends he earns from street begging he does are his employee lol? Son of a bitch!

Sure you're a product of mixed sperm. Proud of who my parents and God made to be and its d reason am proud of my parents for their achievements. I don't think you son of a cheap roadside whorre even knows who your father is. Again,ask your mama to tell you who your father is,Omo Ale.

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Is he really 66? He looks somehow younger here. Maybe stress is ageing him. In his recent movies, he can't walk properly again. He is on walking stick. HBD

OK, we've heard

oooo ga

radiokilla:
Murray also said she doesn’t think her ex-husband will reach out to offer her any of the cash, but hopes he “does the right thing.”

Obviously she was the purveyor of badluck to the guy for 15 years of marriage. Look what the young man has become now and she is wishing he gives her some dollars out of his warchest. Some ladies are just badluck, I don't want to talk of my ex.

Na that fat thing u dey call young man? You self.

uwo

bcashy:
Ur hopeless animal u call father, is he part of those employed by ur god (Atiku) You are an undiluted bastard! Product of baby factory!

Am a Yoruba boy, we don't sell our children to buy fufu like your mother did for you.
My father is an agriculturist and an employer of labour, we are no slaves to Fulanis. I repeat, how many people are employed by your REAL father,you bastard product of a one night stand sperm of a drug addict. And don't forget to ask your mother to tell you who your REAL father is?

LuciferKoran:
I actually support the Infant Prison for babies 1 week old and above.

It should be targeted at those illegitimate Afonja children that crawl the streets of Biafra aimlessly.
They should be rounded up & locked up for life only to be released as child soldiers against their kinsmen in the event of another Civil War.

This is a plan that can never go wrong.



*spits

Only pigs live and survive in your biafla, even your people travel out of that baby factory to lagos, Ibadan even Kaduna to enjoy freedom. What will an afonja be doing in the south east if not to make money and bring it back home. You call Lagos no man's land and your home because even your people are too ASHAMED of your biafla. They want biafla but want to live in LAGOS.

I dey observe,give me that meme.