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Celebrities / My Boyfriend Said I Look Like Rihanna. by DamselH33(f): 7:51pm On Jan 08, 2016
My boyfriend said I look like Rihanna.
Is it true??

Celebrities / To Y'all Posting Bou Di'ja That She Is Having Beans Boobs. by DamselH33(f): 11:40am On Jan 04, 2016
To y'all posting bou Di'ja that she is having beans boobs. Did you know she has two single hit tracks? Did you know she is one of Glo Ambassadors? She featured in so many hit tracks that got us dancing in 2015. Dear sister,what have you achieved with your big boobs?
Celebrities / Re: FUNNY MEME'S On The Don Jazzy , Olamide , Headies Saga by DamselH33(f): 7:11pm On Jan 02, 2016
Very Funny
Celebrities / Re: FUNNY MEME'S On The Don Jazzy , Olamide , Headies Saga by DamselH33(f): 7:10pm On Jan 02, 2016
bqlekan:
And this one
lol
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by DamselH33(f): 7:59am On Dec 30, 2015
delectablegyal:


Are you experienced?
#teamvirginz
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by DamselH33(f): 7:05am On Dec 30, 2015
firstolalekan:

Yeah.. Even prostitutes were once virgins wink just take heart grin
Take heart?
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by DamselH33(f): 6:59am On Dec 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
Is that your theory? cheesy
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by DamselH33(f): 11:28pm On Dec 29, 2015
The experienced ones were once virgins
Religion / A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day by DamselH33(f): 8:28pm On Dec 23, 2015
In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,
"Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.

The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'

Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned..."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

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Politics / Re: Who Did This To Governor Oshiomhole ? by DamselH33(f): 5:45pm On Jul 30, 2015
You should have posted the pictures He looks pretty tho
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DamselH33(f): 6:59pm On Jul 23, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
STOP dere let me search u, hope u are not a sucide bomber?
Did I look like one??
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DamselH33(f): 9:14am On Jul 21, 2015
Passing by
Romance / Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by DamselH33(f): 9:03am On Jul 21, 2015
Funny
Politics / Re: Revealed: Real Meaning Of Naira by DamselH33(f): 9:00am On Jul 21, 2015
Nanxix
Education / Re: When You The Only Undergraduate In Ur Village by DamselH33(f): 8:24am On Jul 21, 2015
Lolz.... the witch that will upgrade him to d only postgraduTe is doing pushup
Education / Re: The Bad Side Of Living Off Campus (must See Pic) by DamselH33(f): 3:01am On Jul 21, 2015
Look at them #SHM c as dir sleeping posture worst
Romance / Re: Be Sincere, Which Of These Girls Is The Most Beautiful by DamselH33(f): 2:57am On Jul 21, 2015
What will a smile cosst the nigerian girl . .
India girl is still d the finest

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Celebrities / Re: Big Ukwu Adaobi From Uniben Shares Her Full Nak'ed Photos On Twitter by DamselH33(f): 9:33pm On Jul 20, 2015
Woridiz? shocked
Food / Re: How Jollof Rice Was Served In A Party (pics) by DamselH33(f): 9:09pm On Jul 20, 2015
The tray wey them use serve am resemble that of pig's
Food / Re: How Jollof Rice Was Served In A Party (pics) by DamselH33(f): 9:07pm On Jul 20, 2015
The tray wey them use serve am resemble that of pig's
Romance / Re: Please Help, Before I Kill Myself!!!! by DamselH33(f): 4:13pm On Jul 20, 2015
Bfor you die plz elp me tell your mama and papa to invite me for your burial
Politics / Re: Throw Back Photo Of Chief Obafemi Awolowo And Primary School Pupils. 1952 by DamselH33(f): 4:07pm On Jul 20, 2015
Thank God for modern life buh ancient daiz were peaceful

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Wit My First Love Was D Worst Relationship Ever by DamselH33(f): 3:04pm On Jul 20, 2015
TweezyR:
Yes d story may sound so untrue to some of you...but i can swear wit my life that its d TRUTH. pls dont abuse me here cos it wil worsen d whole tin.it wil make me cry the more...i just need a subtle advise
i dont believe that there is sometn like cheating while i dated him..denying him sex was d last tin i never did no matter wat.i trusted him even when my distant friend told me he was askn her out . i dint believe her i told her dat my man is not like dat. she told me she wil send d mesages to me.
he wil always tel me dat he doesnt want me to be movin about alot wit my gfs dat they wil corupt my mind and spoil our R/shp.he wil alwas ask me wat am teln my frends about him. i wil tel him dat i do tel dem his loving caring and Godfearing(truly i was afraid of loosing him.)this is why i obey everytn he says.
during dat period he says he is tired of me. i used to pretend to my friends dat am in a sweet reltnship while its d oposite.i cook wash for him....yet within me am not happy why tins are movin this way....sometimes i wil cry befor him during sex yet it doesnt move him..after he wil send a text and tel me he is sory for makin love wit me dat his mind is no longer in me. he told me last two weeks on text dat he made a mistake dat he messed up.dt it was al his fault. dt i shuld fgve
my results dat period was hell..my Gp went down drasticaly i culdnt concentrate
i dint know that there are stil good men out here..wen i left him i was afraid of going into anoda relatnshp cos i felt dat al men are like him
wen i eventualy told ppl my ordeal...dey blame me for not discusing my relationship.
i am stil crying til today even as am typing dis text....i dont av d urge to see him
i feel anger.hatred revenge,,sometimes i see myslf in d dream beating him
I feel for you sister but what has happened cannot be undone.
The best thing to do now is move on wiv your life but before you do that, go to the hospital for check up (you might have contacted some disease during the sex sef coz d man wasn't faithful)

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Politics / Re: Pix: Who Represent Nigeria Better (GMB Or GEJ) by DamselH33(f): 12:42pm On Jul 20, 2015
Without saying a word posture shows who z more responsible
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GMB
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda's Male Fan Takes Pics With Her. The Guy Is Not Smiling Lmao by DamselH33(f): 12:37pm On Jul 20, 2015
Kikikikikikikikikiki.... Nice picture if he can't touch it, then y is he a fan
Romance / Re: I'm Currently Dating A Girl With 53 Boyfriends by DamselH33(f): 12:29pm On Jul 20, 2015
Andyblaze:


Yes. As I talk now she's sleeping in my room. Should I strangle her now or just forgive till tomorrow?

angry angry ♦•♦#BITG♦•♦
forgive her now and strangle her later
Romance / Re: My Relationship Wit My First Love Was D Worst Relationship Ever by DamselH33(f): 12:01pm On Jul 20, 2015
Oh My Gosh!!!! adon bliv dz story

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Phones / Re: Airtel! Back To Sender!! by DamselH33(f): 11:46am On Jul 20, 2015
Kikikikikikikikikikikiki..... laughing via chinese style
Romance / Re: Moment When You Want To Flex Your Babe In Your Dad's Car. photo. by DamselH33(f): 11:47am On Jul 19, 2015
That 1 nah Gobe ooo
Education / Re: Pics: Na wa for Naija, see the funny name of this School by DamselH33(f): 7:17pm On Jul 18, 2015
The school bus is not bad
Romance / Re: Guys:which Of These Is Your Ideal Female Body Structure? (pix) by DamselH33(f): 3:50am On Jul 17, 2015
Pear shaped

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