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Optional09:
Stop wasting your creative energy, Buhari is unmarketable. You better start marketing Sowore let’s start looking forward ahead into the future not the old cranky, incoherent, incompetent, insensitive, unintelligent fellow like Buhari

That one dey.
But you know as Nigerians, We have a unique ability to find the funny parts of even the most terrible situations . It's the only thing that keeps us going

Citytrend:
Congratulations. So that a up of Garri will come down in the Market

Miracles do happen ooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPoo0gpO1bY


President Buhari reacts to starting his own YouTube channel when advised to by his aide.

Funny stuff. thanks for checking it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML71OvZu0pA


In this episode, President Buhari aka Bubu reacts to the sudden loss of one of Basketball greatest icons Kobe Bryant at the age of 41.
President Buhari in this funny comedic skit mourns the loss of Kobe Bryant but also reveals his own love for the game.
RIP Black Mamba

Yup...
They are on strike

Ikengawo:
Your dumb ass can spell Elizabeth but not Igbo. Ape

Where is this coming from?
Social media really makes faceless people extremely bold.
Please confide in someone close, you may have latent anger issues.

At all ooo
She is based in Nigeria

Amuocha:
UK Nigerian

Supported

asuustrike1:
cc:lalasticlala please promote our own by moving this

The BBC has recently recognized and interviewed Elizabeth Kperrun of Zenafri Nigeria as a unique innovator.
Zenafri creates educational apps for Nigeria and African kids using African culture and languages like Hausa, Ibo, Yoruba and Swahili

Using apps to educate African children

A mobile app developer in Nigeria is trying to help preserve African folk tales and educate children at the same time.

ZenAfri has developed a series of educational apps designed to teach children to speak local languages and pass on well-known oral traditions.

"With the increasing globalisation of the world, we find that our kids have more access to Western things, rather than African or indiginous things," ZenAfri's chief executive Elizabeth Kperrun told the BBC.

"We're trying to make them see that our culture is also relevant."

Watch the Interview here
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/business-49517922/using-apps-to-educate-african-children

The accolade comes after her recent Innovation for Sustainable Development award by The Commonwealth which was presented by Prince Harry himself.
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/prince-harry-duke-of-sussex-and-elizabeth-kperrun-with-news-photo/1155929082

Besides the apps, Elizabeth says Zenafri is currently developing an animated cartoon series for children based on African folktales.
Cheers to Nigerians doing us proud

Hi guys..
Its been a while i posted this... is anyone still interested?

orbgoblin:
.savage nature of man

Bros... really savage oooo
Any PC in the last 10 years or so can probably run it well.
I'll even skip the minimum specifications and go for the recommmeded

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Recommended Requirements
CPU: 2.4 GHz dual core or better
CPU SPEED: 2.4 GHz dual core or better
RAM: 1 GB (2 GB for Windows Vista and up)
OS: Windows XP/Vista
VIDEO CARD: 3.0 Shader Support recommended. Nvidia Geforce 7800 or better or ATI Radeon X1800 or better
DIRECTX VERSION: 9.0c
SOUND CARD: Yes
FREE DISK SPACE: 8 GB of uncompressed free hard disk space (plus 600 MB for Windows swap file)
DVD-ROM: 6X DVD-ROM

Hi guys
It's been awhile i have been here.
So a few old classmates of mine started playing Call of Duty : Modern Warfare (the first one) online using gameranger so that everyone could play. (so that it still works if you have a pirated copy)
However we have become a bit busy so making time when everyone can be free is tougher.
I decided to post here if anyone is interested, i can walk through the process .

There are lots of people playing online always but meeen , those guy are too tough..
Anyone interested can reply here and i'll edit this post with the necessary details.

Just to get started. If youdo not already have Modern Warfare, you can get it here
https://www.worldsrc.com/games/detalis?Ty=4

After that (or if youalready have modern warfare) download gameranger here
https://www.gameranger.com/

During an Interview, Jonathan Moyo , a top Zimbabwean politician and former Minister of Higher Education from 2015 to 2017 and Minister of Information and Publicity from 2000 to 2005 and again from 2013 to 2015 said "Everybody will did It" at the end of a hilarious sequence of sentences

Watch Below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imIchRysS3k

The irony is that he has been "Minister of Information and Publicity" twice and "Minister of Higher Education", and yet is saying "Everybody will did it"
@lalasticalala

For what it's worth @ OP
Actually you can play a few older games online using GameRanger
I would recommend Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Let me know if you need some directions

AT OP
I assume you are in a residential building , so you should be on the R2(residential) rate of N24.3 per unit.
(See details of the tariffs here http://www.abujaelectricity.com/?page_id=29)
that means your average units on a N1000 charge should be
1000/24.3 , approximately 41 units, but they also subtract tax first so it will be more like 38 units.

If you were really getting up to 71 units before, then you were receiving 50 free units each month which was been given to those who paid for their meters.

As for what changed now, if you scroll lower and you can screengrab the full payment from buypower and you will probably see it. There will be a section called "debt". basically you were owing a debt to PHCN, probably before the meter was installed when you were on estimated billing.(it may even be from a previous tenant)
What they do is to add the debt to your new meter.
Before January this year, they were only taking 50% of what you load to pay the debt and then giving you the remaining 50% as units (in your case that will be like 20 units in addition to your 50 free units to get about 70 units).

Since January they changed their policy to take 80% of what you owe and only give you 20% as units. It seems your free 50 units as also finished.
So you are now getting only 20% , that is like N200 worth of units for every 1000 you load, until the debt is paid.

Over the last two months, i have been "fighting" them , that's how i got this information

Inflatable ones for about N20,000

Lol....
With all the trend about sex dolls, I just though i should put this here.
Apart from the the very expensive ones trending online at over ₦1,000,000 , There are cheaper alternatives.
You can order the basic blowup doll (Lai Wei Plastic Real Love Inflatable ) for as low as ₦5500 from China and have it delivered to your doorstep.
That one you can inflate it , use and deflate sharply if you have a visitor.
More realistic ones range from $260 ( about ₦94,900) to $1500(about ₦545,000) , with different "specs" and "assets" so you can find the one that fits you

Some people say they spend more than that on a babe in a month and this one is a one time "investment"
So, if you like , you can now find your spec in your price range

The link is below...lol

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?initiative_id=SB_20180118102651&site=glo&g=y&SearchText=sex+dolls&needQuery=n&page=1

Can someone send this to the homepage?
Let people see this

NTEL Nigeria without informing it's customers quietly dumped the N12,500 Unlimited Smartphone Data Plan and have replaced it with a plan called Unlimited Family at a whooping N17,500.

This is after they had increased it from N10,000 to N12,500 about 5 months ago.
So that's two price increases in less than a year despite the fact their service has progressively gotten less reliable.
Considering a lot of people moved to NTEL only because of their affordable unlimited plan, if they don't handle this well, it will probably be time to move on for a lot of people
So far they didn't haven't officially informed customers and have refused to reply customers who have complained on twitter.


@lalasticalala

The funds for those who won before and met their tranche requirements have since been disbursed.
Any outstanding payments( by any error) are being processed from what i heard last.
However this New Youwin Connect Program is training only, No more grants

Na waa ooo...No chill whatsover...

@lalasticalala This one deserves the promised land

Galaxies01:
the guy above me.. nairaland is coming for you.



https:///joinchat/AAAAAECc0UDCce2gCDYyyA

Lol...But why?

Again just to re-emphasize,
I dont know if all Stephanie said is true , but it does seem there was some sort of relationship between The Apostle and the actress Daniella Okeke

Just to clarify. I have no idea if Stephanie's Allegations are true or not...
But I looked at the Sahara Reporters articles which said the Mercedes was bought by Apostle Suleman and that the details where later removed from the Lagos Car Registration Website .
I have confirmed this to be true using the Internet Archive:WayBack Machine (an independent international archive that keeps track of websites and the changes to them over time)

So clearly he bought the car and the details were immediately removed when the truth came out. Personally I have to say this gives quite some credibility to Stephanie's Claims. But thats for you to decide

Anyway... Enough Talk... here are the steps

Preamble:
Before you start you can visit the link to the website http://www.lsmvaapvs.org/search.php?vpn=mus123ej.
Using Google Chrome, right click {press and hold on mobile devices}, on any empty space anywhere on the page and select "View Page Source"
Scroll down till you see the car details (Pic 1 below). Clearly there is nothing there with Apostle Johnson's name (Pic 1)

Now Start

1) Visit WayBack Machine (https://archive.org/web/)
2) Copy and paste the same link in the search bar.
http://www.lsmvaapvs.org/search.php?vpn=mus123ej
It's the exact same one that leads to the the current details for the car on the MOTOR VEHICLE ADMINISTRATION AGENCY (MVAA) website. Click the "Browse History" button
(Pic 2)
3) It will show a Calendar view , simply click on the the date 12th of March ( the earliest record WayBackMachine has... this is essentially what was on the site on the 12th of March...) (Pic 3)
4) Wait for the window to load, Now right-click anywhere as you did before (in step 1) and choose "View Page Source"
5) Scroll down and you'll his name as car owner in green font. (Pic 4)

No one can claim any political or religious attack for this particular one. It's there in black and white. he bought the car for Daniella.. No question...
As to why he bought it... that's a matter for you to decide...


Make up your minds by yourself
A word is enough for the wise.

another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaB1xAhWGFA

This is a serious problem with our languages going extinct
We built an app for kids to help start in solving this problem
It's called Teseem- First Words and it's on Google Play(https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.LizziesCreations.TeseemFirstWords) and the Appstore (https://itunes.apple.com/ng/app/teseem-first-words/id1182763748?mt=8)


It teaches basic words in English as well as Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba and Swahili with fun animation and a mini game

Hi people
So I have had a Payoneer account for a while and have done a lot of transactions.
Yesterday I tried sending money to another Payoneer account and once I put email address, a message shows below in red that says
"you cannot make payment at this time"
Has anyone else experienced this?


P/S
For those who may think i haven't received enough money from any of the major partners like Fiverr an that may be the cause, i just want to confirm that i have several times, and have done transfers/made payments before now...
This is new..
Thanks

I came here to post that I cant seem to be able to add my GTB MasterCard to my Paypal account and if anyone had experienced the same thing, Only for me to see this.
I tried it all through yesterday and it didnt work. I hoped it was an isolated case
Very sad to see that this is a permanent development

More

I have lots of personal arguments against the proposed data plan increase and how it will affect internet based startups like ours (www.teseem.com) but i'll probably make a separate post about that
Meanwhile, I headed to NCC's Twitter and Facebook handles to share my thoughts and saw that Nigerians are really really angry... Here are some of the funny replies to NCC's post.


**By the way, if you use twitter , make a post, tag @NgComCommission and/or maybe use the hastag #OccupyNCC
This rubbish cannot stand**
**Here's Their Facebook page too https://www.facebook.com/nigerian.communications.commission

--Make Your Voices Heard

Just used Sammig1's PAYPAL service for the first time ever yesterday.
I didn't know him from Adam and only went with the reviews here.
he was professional and the funds were delivered to my account promptly.
I will definitely be using him again