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1.The Perfect spouse understands the Importance of not starting conversations during a Manchester United Match about; her weight, her back-stabbing friends, or how much spice to put in the Indomie noodles,




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Enjoy ooo

See wetin person post ooo, i agree with like 5 sha, funny anyway
wat do u think?

http://i2sabi.com/2011/11/10-characteristics-of-the-perfect-spouse

anyone?

Hullo Abuja guys , i recently set up a 4 pc lan gaming center in Abuja, It's in Efab estate in LIfecamp,
i get customers but most just wanna play a single-player game of PES or FIFA and head out,
i would love to have massive mutiplayer day with anyone who's up for it, mostly COD4-Modern Warfare, Need For Speed Most Wanted,SWAT4 and any other games u might recommend, (i dont want to go with games that are too new to ensure they can run on most laptops)
i realize most of u work or school, so am thinking this is a saturday type thing, u can come with ur own laptops if u want else ours will be available. we could also install if u dont have the games,
If u think u are bad ass in any of these games or any other multiplayer games, carry them come, make we show skills,
u'll pay some money of course as least to cover power costs, maybe like N800 (is that ok?)unless you guys think otherwise, am open to suggestions

I would love to just blow someone to bits , the competition here sucks, if this works out, am looking to arrange tournaments and the like,
get some superfast internet and get us online tooo,
thats wen multiplayer becomes mad fun,

GetDataBack

thats the programs name, works for me most times, google it

Nigerians have a habit of complaining when someone does bad but don't give them credit when to do,

I want to change that trend,

I would like to say i bought 5 Hp 8510p Laptops from Jaymeks Limited without ever knowing them from Adam and they delivered to me in Abuja,
The systems are super clean and look almost new, I shock sef,

Thanks ooo
For all of you who are looking for quality yet cheap laptops,This are the people to contact oooo.
Jaymeks, 7 Gbosa for Una head ooo,

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Take a seat else u'll fall down laughing,

real as anything, i promise u'll laugh urself out

if u still havent watched "Kolo Kids" U are on a looooong thing

TO all who have asked for the direct 3gp and mp4 download"s, Watch OUt, They are coming soon

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Just watch and enjoy, Had a little spare time on me hands,

The Kids were awesome

Direct Link if u wanna share,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0CLS_gGFEw

@dolemite, Thanks for the comments, well it was actually for Dbanj's "Oliver Twist" Dance/Jonzing Competition, Hence the "silly" nature,
The groin kick wasnt planned oooo, , e just happen and we used it,

SouNdz good! Keep us posted.

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infact let me embed so we can compare>>>

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looks like mex work abi? but it aint, badt guys dey oooo

This has to be the one, Just watch, i No fit shout, These kids should be in Hollywood,
KOKO KOMBAT indeed
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(Peeps in), (says hi), (really nice effort so far guys),
a major surprise regards this is coming soon,
(sneaks out)

will try and be there

So please confirm how much everything will cost+courier(I need just one 4 now and it's urgent), Also kindly put a number I can call to know how to send d money,

what kinda processors are in each?
i need 5 laptops, preferably the same model, (but not necessary)
do any of them have ATI or Nvidia Graphics Cards(i wud like that if possible)

my budget is 200k, available now, and that includes transporting to abuja,
thats a little less than 40k each,
let me know
damseremie@yahoo.com

am in abuja, if i add up the extra money(about 1k or a little, i think) to send with any of the transport companies, can u deliver??

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Seriously wat reason is there to ban this song

It seems Dbanj will prefer Genevieve to even food ooo,
Very Funny
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Am sure u all already know of the Oliver Twist Dance/Jonzing Competition,
Over the Weekend, i had some free time and here's what i and my crew put together,
Dont laugh too much ooo
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@temmytanny
Thank U oo, na God, just having fun,
@a-z123,
Yes oo, my backyard crew have a pretty awesome video too, lets see how it goes, lol,

Did anyone notice the Genevive joke at the end??
As per Bdanj need her pass food ooo, lol

Here is the Video Proof, Watch it now
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