₦airaland Forum

My good friend of several years just call me up to say he is right nown ver confused. Is just 3 weeks to his weeding but the younger sister of his fiancee is all he wanted. They have dated with his fiancee for 4 yrs nown. All the while, he has yearn for oppotunity to get her younger sister. The sister just arrived the country last week. He is thinking of seeing her to let her know.

What really is this thing called love. How do one know he/she is in love, How is love measured? Can someone please help. I just want to now if mine is love or not.

OKOCHA

I will double my effort so she will not look elsewere.

NA GRAMMER WE GO CHOP?

My first letter was to a girl through her good friend, the letter was apt, yet very brief.

The first day i saw u in ur friends party, i saw a very very fertile woman and i just fell like cultivating you.

Anxiety is mine and reply yours.

Dearest angel,

Hope this lettetr of mine get to u in good health and peace of mind? How is school over there, hope doxology.

Anyway, iam writng u this letter with ultimost sincerity. from the bottomness of my right and left ventricles,with my golden pen from my fresh air class room.

Yeaterday, i was reading the poem NIGHT ANGEL, only ur thinking come to mind, i try to sleep but sleep could not come, i try again it refused. So i say i shld put this poem for you:

NIGHT ANGEL

LOVING U FOR EVER I WILL DO
NOT GRANNY COULD STOP ME
MY KINDLE LIGHT
MY COFFEE
MY SCHOOL BAG
MY SHIRTS
MY TROUSERS
MY EVERYTHING
IS DYING TO SEE YOU
PLS WHEN ARE U COMING
WHEN U COME
PASS THE BACK GATE
SIGNAL ME, I WILL SNEAK U INN
WAITING TO SEE U

I can see ur golden and diamond smile like twinkle little star. my love for u is like egg full in a basket. very fragile but very important to me. i beg to stop as the senior prefect is already ringing bell . i love u more than CAROL.

All mistake is mine and correction yours.

eem, nairalander, love island. Carry go, no shaking.

I met mine in secondary school. So wetin u wan know again?

Calabarman, God go bless you for me. You are using what my friends call DELAY TACTICS. You actually like this gal, hence she decided to play big gal de time wey u ready for am, then u self play big guy with ur dalay tactics. Dat na boys style.
To be candid, it boil my head to hear babe talking about age difference when they are young and able. At 35 and above u see same gal feeding, clothing, housing, bathing and hero worshiping younger guys all in the name of marriage. At this age they would want to do everything possible to make sure they get ANY guy (age limit not a criteria).
For heaven sake, gal make a choice and follow it tenaciously.

Calabar man, make u no mind this gal. She go must use her BAD mouth use take yan u. I beg make u do am shakara too.

Mamba fit say make u taste and run fast, make u no even try. Mamba fit vex with me sha.

Hot-angel,
My kind of job i cant even take 1 hour time out. I love this gal. What exactly do i do to please her?

Hot-angel, na wah for you, you really tried.

But your best is not just good enough. Give it another trial.

Thanks for trying.

Mosiate, I beg u dont be angry with me. If i cant "drink this gal head" (shatakanta) iwll certainly look ur own way. (DRINK HEAD is a direct traanslation of housa world as bracketed above) It means getting over with.

Thanks for ur care. Make jealous pple go sleep.

Cinmojor,

Settling down? NO. Make i enjoy life small. Why i love her? I said it, this gal is pretty and she has this fine background. (if u understand). She loves me too. She is actually not too free at home. If not da little time i have, i could have make it up to her.

Jogego, na wah for u ooh. why u come de jealous me nown? Try ur luck else were. Da gal just said her mind and how she want it. Mosiate pls fell free may be na ur luck jare.

Mosiate, thanks for da invitation. U see i love this gal soo much. I just want what to do to keep her. How do i convince this gal to stay. because she loves me, cherish and adore me.She know what love is. She is  ready to give me her love but my work wont let me.

I cant leave da job for her sake. tell me what to do.

One of my girl friends sent me a text message yesterday night to inform me that she do not fell like to continue with the relationship. Accordint to her, she thinks we are not meant for each other. she has been complaining lately about my not having time for her.

My job is taking too much of my time. I actually dont see her except weekends. I love this gal too much because she is very BEAUTIFUL and presentable, also because of her family background. she love me too. I have not replied her. Iam afraid she will insult me. If u are the one what do u tell this damsel?

Obong, how is it the chicken? there was an egg that come b4 the chicken. Can chicken be without an egg?

Hey Nairaland Users, somebody just put this one to me now. I am comfused about what to say.

The egg certainly will not come before the chicken, the chiken will not also come before the egg. It is the chicken that lays the egg and the egg becomes the chicken. Please tell me if you have an idea.

I wented to collected my COLLECTED POEMS to acclimatised with the oblaganta to neccesitate the immidiate and futurial testual agreement with the lexicon.

meaning

I went to get my book on Poems to prepare for the forthcoming English test.

Barely two years to his handing over, Mr President has embark on cabinet reshuffle. How best will this save us from lack of performance. How have the former ministers fared in delivering the dividends of democracy to the masses?

Greatpeter this is grate. Iam in love with this

PINKY. Thanks for da advise.

Iam of the opinion that certainly the love MUST continue. Why abadon her in time of need?

Remember the power-riden English Language speaking, iron lady and frank Safinatu Mohammed? She contributed to almost all the phone-in programmes on the electronic media in the country. What prompted her to do this? Patrotism? Is the country worth her effort? How will she recover from this?

Can someone please invite her to Nairaland? We need her contribution here too. Is she really been listened to? Sometimes she broke into crying for the decay and rot in this country.

The last time I heard about her was when she fell ill and needed some money for treatment abroad. Did the assistance come her way?

YOUTHS: LEADERS OR UNDERDOGS OF TOMMOROW

Are we the youths of this country really prepare for the leadership of tomorrow? Are we actually leaders of the future Nigeria? Do we have faith in this country, what is our stake in the project called Nigeria?
Tell me who among you is proud of the green, white and green colour of this country?

Who are the political thugs in our struggle to hold on to political power, oppress the poor masses and disobey law and order? Is it not the youth? I foresee a dim and dark future for the youth if we do not wake from our slumber.

What ever we do wrongly today will catch up with us. If not known, then certainly when we least expect it to. The present struggle by different faction of youths in the country is totally for selfish reasons and personal aggrandizement.

Men iam not talking about voice here. You will be suprise by courtesy,warmness and understanding some people display on phone. Pls dont show ur suprise to my confesion: Iam MADLY IN LOVE with a gal already on phone for the past two month. She is every thing i want in a woman. she just sent me her pix. U need to see her.

She understand me even on fone, she know love, she cherish it. she has taking the pains to visit all my relation in her location. They all praised her. My cousin said she is very beatiful and courteous. This gal is an angel. She is straight forward and frank.
She has met with 4 of my relatives; two are my close cousins, one a good family friend, another a blood brother they all have very,very, very good words about her.
Pls dont laugh at me because iam CONSIDERING MARRYING HER.

Do i go ahead? Pls can someone come to my aid? Iam not lost but i cant make up my mind.As iam writing this, we making powerful arrangement to visit her and the family. what do u think about this CRAZY IDEA?

If for nothing, we must give thanks to God for the peace and harmony existing in Nigeria today. Democracy or any form of govt, the Nigeria attitude and old ways of doing things still persist. with time, we are for sure going to get to the promised land. From debt relief, we may be shifting to attitude change.

The impending problem beclouding the average Nigerian is indiscipline. discipline entails you to fear God, our elders, respect our law and constitution and several other things that make man and existence worthwhile. But we lack total and absolute discipline to grow in all facet of human endeavor.

The present administration, try as it may, is finding it very difficult to change the attitude of an average Nigerian man on the street. Why do you aspire to be the Governor of your state? Is it to help improve the common man's worth or to make money for you and your family yet unborn? This is the common thinking of a Nigerian man.

Ask a Nigerian child what he want to be in future. 7 years ago, he would have told you for sure he want to be a soldier. And today? He wants to be a politician!

We must change our attitude before things around us will start to change.

Have some one out there ever falling in love with another woman or man on phone? How exactly do you feel? Do you think real love can exist between you? Can you trust such a person when there is a long distance between you two? Please can somebody tell me?

My friend met his wife in her sisters weeding. He told guys around that this is his wife. When they met again he told her is goin to marry her and today they are happilyu married.
There are sevaral ways of doing it but it all depend on the circumstances. man i would prefer picking a fight with her intentionally, then while felling bad about me, i will walk up to her and ask; nown that u hate me soo much will u marry me.
If she say NO i go try anothr formula. nothing spoil

MY IDEAL WOMAN?
She must be inwardly beatiful, She must be inclined to attaining the best of education time and money can get for her.
She must be religious, Godly, fair in dealing with others, She must understand me as a person, well cultured in islamic and African tradition.
She need to openly show me love. Trustworthy, dedicated, lively and charismatic.

The most beatiful Nigerian actress if u wach the home movie u will agree with me that they are as listed below in other of priority:


1. Genevieve

2. Omotola

3. Stella

4. Liz Benson

5. Regina

Obviously it is:

1. Jim Iyke

2. Hanks

3 Rita Dominic etc

Pla ask me who is my actor and actress and i will tell u

1. Genevive
2. Omotola
3. Ramsey
4. Ike
5. RMD
6. stella D A