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RomanceRe: Does A Very Sexually Experienced Person Have A Higher Chance Of Cheating? by Dancebreaker: 7:17pm On Apr 06
Excellent93:
Wahala grin
This country na from one wahala to the other
Person no marry ...your getting old
If you marry ..... infidelity and DNA wahala
After this one make no body born me again oooo
Na lie o. 99 times more to come. No less.

That DNA test sha, no man should miss it,
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Detains, Deports Three Nigerians by Dancebreaker: 7:01pm On Apr 06
nobaga:
Chai, you fall my hand, no be small. This girl is probably younger than your own daughter, less educated and less exposed.

Yet, you are not defending her country's right to reject nuisance to her country! Nigeria was the place to be; well informed South Africans, Ghanaians and Blacks in Diaspora would tell you during Western Nigeria's First In Africa.

Yes, Nigerians traveled out then but could not wait to get back home. You are comparing Nigerians to Asians that came to Nigeria to make a living when famine was devastating their countries. You rested on laurels worked for by Nigeria's Activists, bragging all over the world until you overstayed your welcome mats, establishing where you do not belong. Even worse, equating it to being civilized.

If we have enough Nigerians or Africans like this girl to talk sense into our heads, Nigeria would have been a better place today. These are the same African countries that drove whites out bragging there are Nigerian professionals, Peace Keeping Force and Police to train their people. A few warned then that Nigerian exploiters are worse than whites.

An educated man like you is defending failures, greed, aggrandization and foolish pride that became resentful at home and abroad. Shame!

One guy told me, if you ran away and left Vagabonds In Power, we have lost the right to criticize. Money is not the only goal in life, Teachers made little money and they were the most respected. You remember?

This girl should be praised and declared a hero for talking senses into our heads. I will not be surprised if she turns out to be a Nigerian sef.
OK in your view, the Boers who made SA their permanent home have the right to do so. But Nigerians have no right to go abroad and do things.
Kemi Badenoch will become PM (even if she self-loathes) and many other people of 9ja descent will thrive and prosper wherever they find themselves. Nothing xenophobes and self-haters can do about it. They can only bleat. True. She might be another self-hating Nigerian. Their self-worth is so diminished that they love to be hated by others. grin grin cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Broadcasters Ask Wike To Publicly Apologise To Seun Okinbaloye, Threaten Boycott by Dancebreaker: 5:16pm On Apr 06
TempleHouse:
This is the result of taking 40 years old Whiskey by an addict ‼️
You mean impurities dey the whiskey? Maybe na pesticide enter from the wooden cask. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Broadcasters Ask Wike To Publicly Apologise To Seun Okinbaloye, Threaten Boycott by Dancebreaker: 5:14pm On Apr 06
nairalandankrah:
Envelope will exchange hands..there will be no apology
Dem nor born dem. Can they refuse Wike's brown envelops?

He will call Seun to say "Seun my friend, na joke I dey. Your late uncle in Kwara was my good friend/lecturer, etc. We are like family."
SportsRe: Wilfred Ndidi And Karim Adeyemi Donate To Maracana Stadium, Ajegunle (Photos). by Dancebreaker: 5:08pm On Apr 06
sukkot:
but bros you are resident in ikotun

be calming down
Wait o, why are there so much orisirisi things happening at Ikotun? Their local law court don suffer.
court.
Too many cases of "married woman died during marathon sex with local married businessman", an Ikotun hotel owner died on top of married employee's wife", court approves man's petition for divorce from his wife after she was caught in bed with family mechanic, etc. grin grin cheesy cheesy

Always very salacious and colourful headlines emanate from the area.
PoliticsRe: Court barred From Entertaining Intra-party Issues - Femi Falana SAN by Dancebreaker:
Vixlot:
So if a party Chieftain mistakenly killed another party member at party campaign rally, it should be party affairs?

May God deliver us from enemy within
God Bless President Bola Tinubu
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria
Werey. grin cheesy
Homicide is a capital offence wherever it happens.

Even if it ends up being manslaughter, it's still no party matter, it's a criminal act.
Foreign AffairsRe: 'This Is Embarrassing' - Piers Morgan Reacts To Trumps Truth Message by Dancebreaker: 2:31pm On Apr 06
Lol. As long as he retains the gravel and granite, no problem. cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Detains, Deports Three Nigerians by Dancebreaker: 2:23pm On Apr 06
nobaga:
As a Nigerian, I am ashamed that a fellow African whose parents and grandparents fought and died for their country is here to tell Nigerians the truth.

Whatever some South African told you had been said by Mandela and many times by their present radical leader. Nkrumah, Zik and Awolowo did not fight for South Africa so that Nigerians, Ghanaians or even Zimbabwens can go there and reap rewards while looting their own country blind or resting on the laurel of their Independence Activists. Then worship conspicuous money spenders aggrandizing themselves until the laurels of past Activists ran dry.

Instead of you guys to stay in your community and make it livable, you call it a Zoo and run out to other parts of the same country or outside looking for greener pastures.

Stay home.

I congratulate my South African sista for setting your brains right.
Rubbish. Even the Boers who claim SA today left the Netherlands and with other Europeans annexed SA land. Europeans did same in the Americas. People have always moved and will always do.

The same SA has Nigerian scholars and professionals paying taxes. My course mates in Europe were Asians, Americans and from all the continents. By nature of the course, all stayed for at least a few years for post-grad professional training. Majority still work here today.
Many of them came from elite families in USA, Asia and elsewhere and were able to easily pay for the most expensive course. Others were on National Govt scholarships, especially the Asians.

Going abroad is not all about poverty or seeking greener Pasteur. When Columbus left Europe to "discover" America, Venice, Florence, Rome, Paris, London, Lisbon, Madrid and others were thriving. He could have lived in any of them comfortably.

If Nigeria were like Singapore today, Nigerians would still travel.

Do not let self-loathing drive you to support someone who promotes xenophobia against other Africans. It's a very poor form of wokism.
RomanceRe: 10 Signs That A Woman Doesn’t Like You by Dancebreaker: 1:28pm On Apr 06
Tell me another story.

Tell me one "GENUINE" sign that a lady loves a man. Hardly any.

But there are many "symptoms" a woman will show to secure the bag if she feels you are a catch.

Meanwhile, a guy can be totally fake, but if she believes you are the real deal, she will display all the "symptoms" that will make you believe she is God-sent.

All na format.

That gender are good actors.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Detains, Deports Three Nigerians by Dancebreaker: 1:17pm On Apr 06
Lioness5280:
You say you have “no feelings toward South Africa whatsoever,” yet you keep writing essays about South Africa in every comment.

Then you introduce a “great South African” who supposedly agreed with you .... but can’t be named. That’s not evidence, that’s storytelling.

Respectfully, apartheid-era memories and private conversations from the 1960s don’t decide immigration policy in 2026. Countries today run on institutions and law, not nostalgia.

And if your connection with South Africa “died years ago,” it’s strange that South Africa is still the country you’re most invested in discussing.

That contradiction says more than the speech.
Papa, South Africa isn't the problem the failure of your generation to get things in order for your shortcut -loving and uncultured kids and grandkids is why you're wailing today. Do better in fixing that and we will do our best to fix our own side ....deal ?
Lol. No contradiction whatsoever. All I see in your write-up is a person piggy-backing on Boer development and using it to taunt other Africans. I remember what some Boers I worked with in diaspora about 20 years ago said. They said they left SA as the country was going to the dogs due to affirmative action. That SA will become just another corrupt African country under black rule. Back then, I used to argue with them that their Apartheid policies denied blacks the opportunity to be educated and gain competencies. That it was Boers' fault.

You should know that many Nigerians out there are far better exposed and have mingled with all sorts of people than your lots and dudula goons. If the matter does not involve maltreatment of other Africans, I am not interested.
I know stories have no meaning to those who have no meaningful stories of their own to tell.

My lack of interest does not mean I should look away when SA people indulge in xenophobia.

Your "whataboutism" won't cut it. Lobby SA government to block other Africans from coming to SA. Not to say SA is open for business, and then expose them to xenphobia.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Detains, Deports Three Nigerians by Dancebreaker: 12:58pm On Apr 06
Lioness5280:
So you’re old enough to remember donating lunch money during apartheid, but still online in 2026 sounding like an angry teenager blaming another country for everything.

If South Africa is that terrible, why not focus that same energy on building Nigeria into a place Nigerians don’t feel the need to leave in large numbers?

At some point Nigerians must start loving Nigeria more than they obsess over South Africa.

Complaining about another country for decades is not strategy. It’s avoidance.
Show all this love you claim to have over them to yourselves first. Your own country is bleeding week after week in extreme hate and violence but that one no concern and old hypocrite like yourself ,na South African matter they enter your heart shap shap grin grin grin
Well, you feel older folks should not be current. Very weird and biased. Or tolerate xenophia. Lol.

Focus on the matter at hand.

I have no feelings towards SA whatsoever. The same I have none towards Iran, Papua New Guinea or Afghanistan. But open hatred towards other Africans is condemnable.

My link with SA died with a great South African who died a few years back. He openly admitted in a private discussion his disappointment with South African's feeling towards other Africans. Yes, he expressed his disappointment with Nigeria too, considering how Nigeria inspired him back in 1960s each time he was in Nigeria, as Mandela was facing treason charges in SA. For confidentiality sake, I won't mention his name.

He was a thoroughly decent man and merited all the global awards he got. Nothing like the uncouth dudula goons or whatever they call them. No doubt, he would be turning in his grave. Pity that each country always has riff-raffs,
PoliticsRe: ‘You Must Go’, MURIC Declares Amupitan Persona Non Grata by Dancebreaker: 12:33pm On Apr 06
jogsman01:
Drank mumuric acid as usual
H2MuO4 abi. Very concentrated one for that matter. PH of 1. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Detains, Deports Three Nigerians by Dancebreaker: 12:25pm On Apr 06
Mercury12:
Why travel to a place where they dont like you.
They repeatedly told you Nigerians that they dont like or want you why travel to their country.
Nawa o
I wonder o. I travel to places like North Africa, various parts of Europe and beyond. In my school days, while donating lunch money to ANC and seeing South African students on Nigerian scholarship at our local University, I yearned to visit SA one day when they become free of Apartheid. Now, I won't go if given a private jet. I wish them good luck.

Nigeria should issue regular travel warnings on South Africa. If it's not burning down shops of other Africans, killing Lucky Dube believing he was Nigerian, stopping people from accessing hospitals and vital services, wanton killings, it's scapegoating other Africans.

They learned hate, Apartheid tactics and xenophobia from their Boer masters very well.
Christianity EtcRe: Esther Ajayi Distributes Tinubu-Branded Easter Packages To Church Members by Dancebreaker: 10:44am On Apr 06
oglalasioux:
Even if black Angels from heaven get elected in any black nation as leaders, so far they are black, expect mediocrity. The black man has no mental capacity to handle public resources. Black Africa must be recolonized.
Wrong. Our black ancestors built civilisations using resources available. And early Europeans who came were incredulous.

Africans are now conquered people. They want to enjoy, believe having money is everything and no need to build for the future. Also, African Kingdoms were true nations of same people, and the empires among them respected local cultures of those under their imperial umbrella. Now we have people lumped together who don't belong.

Let's be honest, what do Igbos and Hausas have in common? What do Igbos truly have in common with the Yorubas? Or the Edos with the Kanuri people? Nothing aside all being human beings.
Yet, all these ethnicities once built great kingdoms as more homogeneous peoples.

Today, what is an average Nigerian's (if such exists) national identity that connects him with his past, present, future, ethnicity and the Nigerian vision? None! How can you be loyal to something that does not inherently speak to your identity, aspirations, sense of belonging and security?

It can still work. But there must be reforms to allow people grow at their own pace.

It should not be a taboo to imagine that Nigeria may not be able to continue as one. At least not a forced unity. At the rate of current banditry and herdsmen killings, in 15 years, Nigeria may become a failed state. A peaceful reform and devolution is far better than a disorderly schism and balkanisation.
Foreign AffairsRe: How US Fooled Iran To Rescue Missing Airman Stranded In Mountain Crevice by Dancebreaker: 7:41pm On Apr 05
Ok. Maybe $300m to rescue a pilot shot down by Iran.

What Iran wants is for the war to be as costly to USA/Israel as possible.

The war was unnecessary in the first place.
CrimeRe: Dozens Killed By Herdsmen In Mbalom, Gwer East, Benue Attack (Photos) by Dancebreaker: 7:12pm On Apr 05
No dignity in life and none in death.

And they call it the giant of Africa. Nobody should insult Africa.
FamilyRe: My Friend Brought Back His Promiscuous Wife by Dancebreaker: 12:54am On Apr 05
We4all:
I used to think no man will ever accept to take back a cheating wife. But I can count up to three women that cheated whose husbands took them back.

Whilst some people may label the men as fools, I believe the men are just being understanding, the same way we have understanding wives.
Fact is finding a wife who has not cheated one way or another is very rare. No matter how nice, caring and "dedicated" she appears. They can hide it very well. The next wife may be far worse and the man knows it.
Just do DNA test on your kids. Unless you want to open an orphanage in your household.
PropertiesRe: Baale Demanded ₦20M Before My Husband Can Build - Woman Cries Out by Dancebreaker: 5:39pm On Apr 04
Sell the land and leave.

Otherwise, you will also pay before fencing, sinking borehole, etc.
PoliticsRe: Anioma:Igbanke Traditional Rulers Visit The National Assembly(videos) by Dancebreaker: 5:33pm On Apr 04
Gotocourt:
Regina sugar daddy just dey press this people mumuu botton grin cheesy wink
Ned wants to be Governor by force. cheesy cheesy grin grin

Soon, every household should be a state at this rate.
PoliticsRe: Why Did David Mark’s ADC Appeal The Appeal Court Judgement - Wike by Dancebreaker: 11:29am On Apr 04
amaridigital:
Then are you suggesting Tinubu should float another viable opposition party again after he did Sdp and AD with other democrats, AC, ACN by himself and APC with others?
These are opposition parties that started from scratch.
Why didn't those desperados comsiders Sowore's party?
They won't because he's not rich and they can't control or bully him anyhow.
Before nko? Everyone's in it for their own benefit. Not to benefit me or you.
PoliticsRe: Why Did David Mark’s ADC Appeal The Appeal Court Judgement - Wike by Dancebreaker: 11:26am On Apr 04
reddingtonblack:
Even at that, if the judgement doesnt favour them ... They still have leverage By time to re organise and do necessary things

Allow the high court hearing and verdict 1st that whats tenable
But that is the ping-pong I am talking about. If they have time to re-organise themselves, then they are not played.

ADC is becoming too overcrowded by those who want to stand for presidency. Too many captains.
CrimeRe: Jos: Favour Ayuba Gives Dead Son, Promise, Cutlass To Avenge His Death by Dancebreaker: 8:51am On Apr 04
U can't just understand this country......

Sad.
PoliticsRe: Jos Attack: Why I Addressed Crowd From Armoured Carrier — Governor Mutfwang by Dancebreaker: 8:48am On Apr 04
AllBlack:
Governor be like: I HAVE SECURITY AND YOU DON'T.

So unless two people hold the vehicle cover, it will fall on the Gov's head? EYE SERVICE at it's best.

Until we decide to be serious in this country before rubbish will reduce.
Ol' boy, the world does not run on intelligence or ability. It runs on sycophancy.

That is why high positions are full of sycophants and much of the world, especially the African one is so messed up.

Those tank cover holding officers will be promoted/recomended for one far more frequently than better educated/trained officers making their service tick.

In one of the "saner climes" see one old youngie Baba surrounded by sycophants who hailed him to go to war unprepared and he sacks seasoned generals who dare to give him professional/impartial advice. cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Why Did David Mark’s ADC Appeal The Appeal Court Judgement - Wike by Dancebreaker: 8:33am On Apr 04
reddingtonblack:
Why is ALL APC member suddenly on this ADC matter, whether Nafiu gombe or David mark are they suppose to even pick a side, except something is " OFF"

Once your enemy is aligning with your other enemy .. It simply means they have met cheesy

anyways, i see wike point, David mark dem made a blunder move, why appeal a case that have not been tried, doesnt add up
It was better for the worst judgment to have happened then, they still have plenty of time to change ship and re-strategize better But now its not gud .. We must make ADC see their own fvckup tew
Sadly, 9ja does not work on logic. Not in a country where judges are openly given SUVs and mansions as ruling party largesse, instead of being a constitutional package linked to their role and managed independently.

ADC must have got rumours that the court judgement will be rigged. But sure, legal matters should not run on rumours or sentiments in an ideal world. But 9ja is not ideal.

ADC might just have been played like amateurs. grin grin cheesy cheesy

All these decamping here and there means you can have a powerful "mole" in your ranks.
No matter which party you support, poor or dead opposition is not healthy for any democracy.
Foreign AffairsRe: UN Criticises Senegal For Tough New Anti-Homosexuality Law by Dancebreaker:
brain54:
Make Una leave people to make laws and run their country the way they want...


Shebi Senegal practices democracy and the law passed through their parliament?


It represents their culture and values. Leave them alone. Face your own country and practice what you like.


WTF!
And they will never criticise Saudi Arabia for chopping off heads for less.

Hypocrites.
CelebritiesRe: I Want A God-Fearing Man — Tems Speaks On Marriage And Love by Dancebreaker: 8:08pm On Apr 02
Well, a God-fearing woman deserves a God-fearing man.

Otherwise, it's like setting a rat trap hoping to catch a tiger with it.
CrimeRe: Alex Barbir Narrates Gruesome Killings In Jos by Dancebreaker:
Oga missionary, truth is not welcome in these parts o.

We prefer to lie to ourselves.

We pretend to be asleep so that we cannot be roused.

They will say you are a sponsored foreign agent.
PropertiesRe: “₦2.5M Rent?” – Lady Blasts Benin Landlords In Viral Video by Dancebreaker: 7:56pm On Apr 01
Hungrychicken:
Real estate is not a get rich quick investment. So, stop using greed to bill tenants. angry
Lol. My brother, build and rent it out for N500 per year. grin cheesy

Any investment that cannot let you recoup initial investment (adjusted for inflation) in about 15 years is not worth it.

And 9ja has some of the very worst tenants. Some run away with their debts. Some wait for eviction and make it a legal case.

A certain group of people is well known for making their rental debt a legal case.

Better to invest your money in commodities than rental building that some yeye tenants will use to cause you problems.

Let everybody build their own house. QED.
EducationRe: NUC Bars Honorary Degree Holders From Using ‘Dr’ Title by Dancebreaker: 12:10pm On Apr 01
amaridigital:
So who exactly has the right to use Dr?
If NUC claims only PhD holders have the right to use 'Dr' then I expect the Nigerian Medical Association to take them to court and also claim only medical doctors can use the title.
Technological and scientific advancement plus research are changing our world with new discoveries and innovations coming out almost every minute but the best Nigeria could offer is to fight for titles. Shame!
Actually, in many countries, non-medics hardly use Dr title, even if they have an academic PhD/doctorate. American lawyers since some decades now have JD in Law to practice. But they are simply called Attorney.

On the other hand, Arnold Schwarzenegger was awarded an honorary PhD this week by Ulster University in Belfast UK. The university wrote on a poster at the award venue: "He's back as Dr Arnold Schwarzenegger."

In 9ja we focus too much on trivialities.
PropertiesRe: “₦2.5M Rent?” – Lady Blasts Benin Landlords In Viral Video by Dancebreaker: 11:57am On Apr 01
davidotokiblog1:
But it’s not always that simple. ‘Cheap’ apartments often come with serious issues poor water supply, bad infrastructure, or unsafe environments. That’s exactly why people complain, not just about price but about the standard of living.

Telling people to just move back to their parents doesn’t address the real issue. The discussion is about fair pricing and decent living conditions, not avoiding responsibility. Everyone deserves a reasonable place to live for what they pay.
One main issue is that the cost of budding a house is almost similar in Ikorodu and Ojo. Costs in GRA Benin and Oluku near Benin are virtually same.

The cost of land is what may differ quite a lot. If you built a standard 2 x 3-bed flats for 70million and rent both out, how long will it take you to recoup investment? Very long. And you need ongoing maintenance.

Not to mention high inflation that necessitates rent increases that tenants find annoying. Rental agents have to eat too.
SportsRe: DR Congo Beat Jamaica To Become The 47th Team Qualified For The 2026 World Cup by Dancebreaker: 11:46am On Apr 01
iwaeda:
Nigeria is the 49th country, we will get automatic qualifications, like Italy, like Nigeria. grin grin grin grin grin
At least whenever Italy qualify, they actually play to try to win. Even if with dirty tricks like injuring Amunike and Amokachi out of the pitch in the knock out stage in 1994. Or the grandpa defender nearly "nakeding" Bukayo Saka in England v Italy Euro final some years back.

Funny enough, it's the SE players who benefit most from qualifying for the WC and reaching the later stages of it. Yet, most play like it's a walk in the park.
SportsRe: Ghana Sacks Black Stars Coach, Otto Addo After Back-To-Back Defeats by Dancebreaker:
EniHolar:
Losing 2-1 against Germany should be celebrated, but everyone has someone else to blame for failure

Maybe getting a new coach get them the world cup grin
In 2014, Ghana nearly knocked Germany out of Brazil World Cup. In the last group game, few minutes to end the game, Jordan Ayew had a ball to beat the keeper or square it to Gyan to score. He chose to shoot and couldn't score. Gyan was on fire that year. The game ended 2:2 and Germany went through to knock out rounds. A loss would have sent Germany back home and Ghana through.
And Germany went on to beat Argentina to win the FIFA World Cup 2024.

So, for Ghana, they don't have that complex of celebrating losing games to European sides.

Senegal beat England 3:1 a while ago.

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