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Sports › Re: Players At FIFA World Cup 2026 Whose Father Were At Previous Tournament by Dancebreaker: 1:57am On Jul 01
Arostar2023:
I saw one Weah and I thought it was George Weah’s son in the USA team.
Na him. Tim Weah playing for USA. Though George Weah never played at FWC. Liberia did not qualify.
Sports › Re: Ivory Coast Vs Norway: World Cup 2026 Round Of 32 (1 - 2) On 30th June 2026 by Dancebreaker: 1:50am On Jul 01
9JAMac10:
African teams and losing concentration is something I can’t really understand. You can’t stay focus for 90 minutes?
9ja 1994 FWC was rated World No. 5 in June that year. One ahead of Morocco's ranking today. We lost concentration in the 88th minute and Roberto Baggio equalised. Zola had been earlier sent off. We could not defend our goal against 10 Italians. SEs were so good that the Great Pele predicted Nigeria v Brazil World Cup final.

That was our best chance so far.

We did eventually managed to win Atlanta Olympic 1996.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Military Vehicles Seen On SA Streets Ahead Of June 30 Protests (Videos) by Dancebreaker: 10:29am On Jun 30
kpankpangolo:
Why don’t they attack the white minority controlling 90% of their resources? Oh, those ones have guns, yes? I honestly don’t care. The smart foreigners have gone. Do whatsoever you will with the dumb ones left behind.
Because USA and entire Western World will pounce on them. And the Xenos know it.
Remember that most Western countries supported or kept mute about Apartheid.

A lot of Westerners made a fortune doing business with or in Apartheid SA, including Elon Musk family who moved from Canada to benefit from white rule in SA.
Science/Technology › Re: Jeff Bezos Says Human Water Consumption Is Inhibiting AI Development by Dancebreaker:
What Bezos said is not new. I wonder if there's anyone who didn't see it coming.

Soon, they will gradually start pushing the narrative that only high value human beings, with high net worth, really need to exist. That AI and robots can do all the menial and lesser paid jobs majority of people currently do.

Then they will engineer the mother of all Covid-Ebola hybrid to do the job.

The vast lands and minerals of Africa will finally be theirs.

People don't see that offering white Xeno people asylum is to codedly remove them from Africa before then.
Sports › Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by Dancebreaker:
Kalulu44:
Where's the hate in his comments? Must he choose what you prefer?
Nor mind that guy. 9ja eye don dey open. Time to dey support those who loathe us, just because they are fellow Africans, don pass.

In fact our "Africa First" policy should be dropped. We should relate with and co-operate with any country, in whichever continent, on the basis of mutual respect and genuine goodwill.

We cannot be falling for the tricks of those who call us brother, but winchie us on the steady. That mumuism don do.
Family › Re: DNA Test Isn't As Expensive As You Think by Dancebreaker: 4:39pm On Jun 28
Obakoolex:
You are 💯 on point. I was telling someone that if you cannot do DNA test on any child less than 2 months old then it's better to forget it.
God forbid any test tells me am not the biological father of any of my children, I swear am not letting go, nothing wey anyone wan tell me.
But the kids can find out later and leave you.

With the possibility of DNA kits becoming as cheap as pregnancy test in the future, you won't have control over what the children may find out.
Family › Re: DNA Test Isn't As Expensive As You Think by Dancebreaker: 4:36pm On Jun 28
Lekby25:
Honestly, it is not wise keeping a child for fifteen, twenty years and then decide to go do DNA test. If the result is negative the emotional turture alone is enough to kpai a man. I won't try that for any reason. Even if that child doesn't belong to me, taking care of that child for so long, i will accept the child as mine.
The thing is , the child may later find out and good look for his dad. And nothing you can do about it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: South African Officer Beats Female Colleague As Others Watch by Dancebreaker: 3:40pm On Jun 28
Cmanforall:
She probably turned him down or she’s going out with someone he’s jealous of
Or she's chosen a Nigerian over the woman beater. And made him mad.
Education › Re: Ranking Of Nigeria Universities By Times Higher Education by Dancebreaker: 3:32pm On Jun 28
diabeticdeals:
ABU, Zaria didn't make the cut, shocking!
Look well. It's there.
Family › Re: DNA Test Isn't As Expensive As You Think by Dancebreaker: 3:25pm On Jun 28
OP, nor give one particular gender like that heart attack o. grin cheesy

These tests should be done within few weeks of a child's birth. Instead of buying pampers, feeding, schooling and more for another man's child. Tueh!
Romance › Re: She Called It Off Because I Didn't Attend Her Father's Burial by Dancebreaker: 3:14pm On Jun 28
kpankpangolo:
For a made-up story? Impossible.
We are just pretending we believe all the versions. Next could be my friend's widowed 79 years old mother-in-law and OP 31 years old were in love. Until her daughter found out. Now, water don pass garri.

Since this is what our once wonderful Nairaland has turned into, let's humour our creative OPs.
Romance › Re: She Called It Off Because I Didn't Attend Her Father's Burial by Dancebreaker: 3:06pm On Jun 28
spiSeyi:
Ladies don't leave whatever they feel it's the best for them no matter what happens undecided . The same babe who dump you bcs of this will gladly throw herself to a richer guy who disrespects her parents.
Let me add more salt to your injury grin that banny don get better guy than you . She was only looking for a flimsy excuse to dump you
Maybe the OP didn't let her invite the other dude to the burial. A more emotionally mature and available dude. That's her only regret.

She wanted to dissuade OP from coming, so the other dude could come. But overzealous OP insisted. The lady missed out on both sides. The money OP sent is irrelevant. She probably received more money from other male friends.

Women don't forgive such easily.
Romance › Re: She Called It Off Because I Didn't Attend Her Father's Burial by Dancebreaker: 3:02pm On Jun 28
kpankpangolo:
The next iteration will feature a same sex couple.
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14 years in jail will be loading.........
Education › Re: As A Teacher, How Would You Rate This Student? by Dancebreaker: 2:52pm On Jun 28
obojememe:
i have alot to learn from d boy, my full honor 100%
The thing is, this skeleton makes more sense. It shows how the bones actually move, with the muscles, of course.

However, anatomically, there is a convention on how a skeleton should appear in space.

It allows each part to be described in relation to the body standing straight, using specific terms.

If it's just secondary school biology, the dancing skeleton is fine, even creative.
Health › Re: "If You Just Chook The Needle Anywhere Blood Will Come Out" by Dancebreaker: 1:33pm On Jun 27
Godfrey858:
Its a simple logic

To control the bleeding after collecting the blood

The vein carrys blood from the heart to other places in body . With press and pressure for about 1 min the bleeding stop

Abi una won dey carry scar up and down because a medical professional wants to take a few drop of blood of test .

Im not a doctor or medical professional , it’s just a simple logic that everyone should know
The bolded is incorrect. Arteries generally carry blood from the heart to other parts of the body. The blood is oxygen-rich.
However, the pulmonary vein carries blood with more oxygen from the lungs to the heart, the left upper heart chamber, in fact. An exception in the human body. Otherwise, veins return blood with reduced oxygen to the heart. And pump to the lungs to collect more oxygen.
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor Joseph Momodu Joins US Army (Photos) by Dancebreaker: 6:24pm On Jun 26
ogolemati:
cool cool shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked why not Nigerian army ,I thought I saw them telling people to come take form for front page. Congratulations to him ooh . helinues and yarimo should join the Nigerian army to balance the equation
These KOK pics always crack me up. cheesy grin
Politics › Re: Ladies Should Not Aspire To Be First Lady But Start Selling Akara - Rufai Oseni by Dancebreaker: 4:55pm On Jun 26
ernie1234:
You dont understand what Rufai is saying at all. That was just a satire remark
Abeg, nor use English burst that dude head o. How will he know what satire is? When they support one particular party like that, they don't need much intelligence. grin cheesy
Business › Re: Top 10 Most Industrialised Countries In Africa by Dancebreaker: 4:49pm On Jun 26
antimater:
Which industries in Warri are you talking about ? The ones you built?

There's nothing in Warri ,it's a dry town .. majority of the youths are either into yahoo or drive Keke
People just don't know that we're in soup in 9ja. As a kid is South South, we had printing press, candle factories, food processing plants, especially rice and palm oil, rubber latex processing for export, large farms, toilet paper factories, etc. SMEs owned by common individuals/families. They employed a lot of people. Mind you we were kpata kpata 60 million people at most then. 250 million now, and fewer factories.
We saw how before our eyes, those famous companies at Ojo in Lagos closed one after the other.
Most people disagreeing have never been to Morocco. They are doing well. Casa and Rabat today are like Spanish cities around 1995. Already very organised. These are what I can compare with from my memory.
Politics › Re: Court Nullifies Ruling Ordering INEC To Register NDC by Dancebreaker: 1:52pm On Jun 26
People should learn from the First Republic.

Political shenanigans can cause massive crisis.
Romance › Re: You'll Find Love Without Money. But Only When You're A Boy by Dancebreaker: 1:23pm On Jun 26
NassBoy:
Kingdom: simpae
Phylum:Simpson
Gene; Simp
So, the species is Simpae hominis?

Chai! You be Yaba Left, nothing anybarry go tell me.

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Romance › Re: You'll Find Love Without Money. But Only When You're A Boy by Dancebreaker:
WhiteIverson:
"The things that make a woman feel like she's with someone who has capacity. Not wealth. CAPACITY"

This is the funniest thing I've read all year. So women don't wealthy men again. They now want men with CAPACITY 😂

Same way they've been hopping back and forth from "real men to intentional men"
What the OP, the "intentional dude," doesn't know is that doing the #2m per year thing does not mean she won't have another dude, if she's that type of girl.

Life is not black and white.

So the girl's parents did not have "capacity" to make her "feel like a human being" all these years. Until she met you. So, if she meets a man through her work that lives in Lekki Phase 1 and makes her a jet-setter nko? Will she stay loyal to you? grin cheesy

OP is promoting the typical 9ja transactional relationship. We need a serious re-orientation.
Culture › Re: Dove At My Window: What Does This Signify? (Video) by Dancebreaker: 11:47am On Jun 26
It means the storm is over. Peace has come.

Reflect on whether you needed peace of mind or needed to make peace somehow.

In all, it's peace.

Shalom.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Femi Pedro Presents Letter Of Credence As High Commissioner To Australia (Photos by Dancebreaker: 10:47am On Jun 26
Arostar2023:
Nigerian politicians pack educational qualifications and titles full ground yet nothing to show for it ? You will be hearing of professor this, doctor that bla bla…yet economy no work, security no work…nothing much to show that we have educated people. If dem wan build road, dem go build am with open drainages. Education without principles and character na scam!
The system we run makes a mockery of education.
It does not want or reward anyone with principles, values or integrity. Most times, it punishes people for those qualities.
Therefore, sycophancy and loyalty to the warped system is key to survival. Hence no progress.
Education › Re: Ondo Expels Students, Withholds WASSCE Results Of Students Over Sign-Out Chaos by Dancebreaker: 3:19am On Jun 25
Idaytesj29:
Trey will learn the hard way. Let them continue to ignore the guidance of their parents and teachers.
Look, many of their parents are or were not any better.

The day I heard some people carried belle like 75 or 80 years ago, some now late, I was shocked. And even worse stuff. Grandmothers we were respecting o.

You rarely hear such history, unless some old papa trusts you to be discrete.

Life don spoil tay tay. We missed the road long ago. It only just gets work in every new generation.
Politics › Re: Mike Ozekhome Loses Right To Use SAN Title by Dancebreaker: 3:08am On Jun 25
Chachalogo:
If Mike is parleying with the APC would this had happened?

Of course if Mike is guilty he should be punished, but I'm against selective justice.

Festus Keyamo is still a SAN. Yes?
How about the judges twisting facts to favour the APC all these years? How about the judges on Wike's payroll? Do they have their SANships revoked?
Nigeria and Nigerians are not ready for democracy. Tribalism, partisanship and religious bigotry are what have held us back.

So, we deserve what we get. I only pity the innocent kids we bring into a world we are not ready to fix. They will eventually grow up to follow the same sordid path we have been on for decades.

Anyway, judging by how the SAN title was treated when it came to late Gani Fawehimi, it's obvious it has nothing similar to KC/QC it replaced after independence.
Sports › Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by Dancebreaker: 4:01pm On Jun 24
femi4:
Not good enough from African teams especially from the heavy weights like Senegal, Algeria and South Africa
SA na featherweight. Senegal and Algeria could do better.

SE were not serious to let SA win that group.
Sports › Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by Dancebreaker: 3:58pm On Jun 24
Dbakre1:
South Africans should quickly go back home and protect their jobs being taken by foreigners.
You mean Banana Banana should go "BECK" home.

Those people go like Beck's beer well well. grin cheesy

While they sip beer and umqombothi, foreigners dey make money.

Then they want to shoot well-to-do foreigners like they shot Lucky Dube thinking he was a Nigerian.

Or turn into emergency immigration officers.
Crime › Re: Franklin Nwadialo: Anambra LG Chairman Jailed For 5 Years In US For Romance Scam by Dancebreaker: 3:44pm On Jun 24
Mattswaggz:
True to some extent but the difference is that the leaders are in a position to enact change and set good examples....but instead they're leading in the corruption.
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A leader got into a big position through criminality and expect him to fight crime?

Haba!
Crime › Re: Mass Burial Of Scores Killed In Kawel, Mushere, Bokkos LGA, Plateau (Video) by Dancebreaker: 3:36pm On Jun 24
lawani:
If they had the means to kill everybody they would do it. If they had access to weapons of mass destruction and there are many, they would use it

People don't realize that the country is sitting on a keg of gunpowder
Atomic bomb is what 9ja is sitting on.

Gunpowder can be wet and not effective.

Life has no value in 9ja. Looters care only about their loot.
Crime › Re: Mass Burial Of Scores Killed In Kawel, Mushere, Bokkos LGA, Plateau (Video) by Dancebreaker: 3:35pm On Jun 24
lawani:
If they had the means to kill everybody they would do it. If they had access to weapons of mass destruction and there are many, they would use it

People don't realize that the country is sitting on a keg of gunpowder
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Science/Technology › Re: At 45 I Am Still Scared Of Snake by Dancebreaker: 1:19pm On Jun 24
Kalulu44:
Hmmmm.... I won't lie to you, I don't know the name and make of any snakes cus I don't want to know sef
That's a serious viperid. An Adder. The Chevron mark is the easiest way to know. So you don't mistake it for a young python.

It has a large volume of venom in it's bite. Deadly. Clear any bushes around your house regularly.

I never knew vipers were so common in 9ja back then. We saw more cobras and green snakes. Then pythons and other stranglers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mehdi Hasan: "All Of Them Are Scoring Great Goals, Except One". by Dancebreaker: 10:16pm On Jun 23
Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, go and buy Brighter Grammar to learn the difference between have and has angry
Maybe CR7 is more than one person, as a GOAT in his view. grin cheesy

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