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RomanceRe: Do You Think 1 2&3 Are One And The Same Person? by DanceVille: 1:04pm On Apr 11, 2016
This image must be op's real face.. This op is jobless. Snapping himself with different patten of twisting face. I foresee you're bored..
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 1:00pm On Apr 11, 2016
Angelberry:
Apart from your no 6 and 7 others are not too bad.. What is wrong with no8huh Some of you guys go down on a girl u barely know and lick her garden like you're licking lollipop, so what is wrong in washing your lady's pant and bra?

I once followed a guy to a eatery, I went prepared cos he was helping me out with some school stuffs. I got there and after every he ordered for some light refreshment. I noticed he didn't buy for himself, I couldn't eat, I ordered for him but he told the guy he's okay..I felt like a greedy person.. He is not my bf tho...Not all ladies want their man to buy food for them without him eating. I want a caring guy cos I'm good at performing my duties as a gf..I'm not talking of love cos I don't believe in that shiiit.
I love that explanation of yours.
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 12:59pm On Apr 11, 2016
Cc:lalasticla, ishilove and mynd44.
Can you please help me to give this thread a wider coverage.
FamilyRe: Man Tells Court How His Jealous Ex-lover 'locked' His Manhood With Juju by DanceVille: 12:36pm On Apr 11, 2016
Orisirisi..
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 12:20pm On Apr 11, 2016
DaZion:
I'm sure sum guys do these because of getting dumped by her galfrnd.
Guys wake up!.

Nice one up.
Thumb up!
Ok!
EducationRe: 6 Injured, As Uniport Students Clash With Police Over School Fee Increase by DanceVille: 12:13pm On Apr 11, 2016
Don't worry, we're in the "ERA OF CHANGE".

Bleep that shitt.
Is this the change we opted for?
When there's corruption, there's stable electricity, there's no fuel scarcity, students are not killing themselves, food stuffs is not much expensive and there's good standard of living.

BabaBuhari, Your change, abeg "Who E Epp"?

This is not CHANGE buh RAGE of suffering citizens..
God please help us.
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 11:45am On Apr 11, 2016
firstking01:
No guy does that no 6 and 7...unless except he's bewitched by the girl or something.
He might...
Some girls don't mind charming you to love them.
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 11:43am On Apr 11, 2016
AirSultan:
hmm, tell me more. The devil himself go just dy shock at the level of wickedness of some of them.
Abi now..
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 11:27am On Apr 11, 2016
Section8:
9. Cooking for the lady when she has 6 sugar daddies and you haven't eaten since yesterday
Hilarious!
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 11:22am On Apr 11, 2016
AirSultan:
Or boys/men that have been given juju to eat with their efo riro angry
Lol! Might be true..
Some girls are wicked.
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 11:12am On Apr 11, 2016
Angelberry:
He is a caring guy, nothing more
Don't think so..This is more than showing care.
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 11:06am On Apr 11, 2016
babybrace:
Only boys do that, boys with psychological problems.
Not only boys ma.Mature guys do it.I had two friends that are 25 yrs of age, who do parts of the afforementioned..
Are they still boys?
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 11:03am On Apr 11, 2016
andreernest28:
dats wat i call acute foolishness
Hmm!
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 11:03am On Apr 11, 2016
xe4gals:
Op, no be u talk say we too dey hype ladies for nairaland?

If a slap you Eh?
I'm not the one bro..
Think before posting please.
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 10:57am On Apr 11, 2016
shamsuRana:
this is what young boys do,not mature men!
Not only Young guys, mature guys also do it..
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Performed Woefully, A Failure – APC Chieftain by DanceVille:
What concern me..

See his mouth just like a beggar that got his purse stolen on the street.
PoliticsRe: 2016 Budget: Buhari Approves Borrowing Of N1.84 trillion by DanceVille: 10:51am On Apr 11, 2016
Ok!
Romance8 Silly Things Guys Do "In The Name Of Love"- By Danceville by DanceVille(op):
A lot of people are familiar with the adage "Love is blind" and it has been scientifically proven that being in love can be high that can be addicting just like the drug "Cocaine or Heroine".Just like ladies do silly things for love, Guys also do things that don't make sense in the name of love.
Take a look at some of the things I consider silly that guys do in the name of Love which needs to stop.

1.Caring For Their Girlfriend More Than Their Siblings

This is so common guys, they cared for their girlfriend so much than their siblings.If their girlfriend asked for something that cost a lot of money, they won't blink an eye before buying it buying, buh if their siblings ask for a common thousand, they will say "They haven't be pay Salary" Or "Business is not coming" .Unknowingly to their siblings that they have spent their money on their girlfriend.

2.Fighting Because Of A Lady

Guys don't mind embarrassing themselves and exchanging of punches in the public, that can lead them to "Coma" because of a girl that doesn't even love nor care for you.If you catch your girlfriend with another guy, why fight the guy! Did you know maybe it's her blood brother?

3.Becoming Her Maid

Guys have become their girlfriend's cleaner, washing machine, chef and the list goes on.They don't even mind helping her to buy her pants and bra in the store..

4.Borrowing Money To Buy Her Things

They can't afford! It's only right to cut your coat according to your size.If you can't afford it, let her know.How long are you going to keep borrowing money to buy her things she probably won't appreciate you for.

5.Taking Her Out And Eating Nothing

Guys would take a girl out, knowing the can't afford food for two and allow the girl to place order while they watch.Some would claim "They're not hungry" or some would claim "They're Fasting" when in reality, they are starring.Did you want to kill yourself brother?

6.Cutting All Ties With Family And Friends

Guys will fight aggressively with anybody who tries to tell them the truth about their relationship.They cut off anybody who opposed to their loving relationship.Some would even go as far as beating their Mother and Siblings if getting involved in their relationship.

7.Denying His Family

No matter your family background, you should be proud of your family.It just makes no sense to deny your family because you want a lady who will dump you one day for another dude.

8.Wash Her Pants And Bra

This is just the height of it.What kind of love would make a man become his girlfriend's undies washer when nothing is wrong with her and she's in perfect health..Brother, hope you're not charmed sha? You need deliverance.

Feel free to add yours.

Bashings are highly welcome..

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CrimeRe: Son Runs Amok, Stones Mother To Death Inside A Well (photo) by DanceVille: 8:59am On Apr 11, 2016
Useless Child..
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 10:57am On Apr 09, 2016
DaZion:
ur own motive is becos exotic food? Sister.
It surpised me too.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 8:03pm On Apr 08, 2016
Cc:lalasticlala.
Thanks in advance sir.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 6:34pm On Apr 08, 2016
wilybebsy:
I only go for the jollof and nothing morecheesycheesy
Hmm! Normal stuffs for we guys now..
Food is our #Item1
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 6:32pm On Apr 08, 2016
Neyoor:


Who dis article wan help? undecided



How is it my business? kiss kiss If them like make them go party because of jellof rice, e concern me? kiss



Abeg! Next.

Were you coerce to post before? Swerve off please.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 6:32pm On Apr 08, 2016
Neyoor:


Who dis article wan help? undecided



How is it my business? kiss kiss If them like make them go party because of jellof rice, e concern me? kiss



Abeg! Next.

RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 6:31pm On Apr 08, 2016
Angelberry:
I hardly eat in weddings I attend. In fact everything about Nigeria wedding irritates me....from the not so funny MC to the the chairman's opening remark to the bridal dance. Be fast lemme get out already. I attended a wedding on easter Monday, that is the worst wedding I av attended so far..the mc be singing you may kiss your bride and the groom was jumping towards his bride...I was like wtf is thishuh Thereafter the boring dance. I dress good shagrin
That's hilarious dear.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 6:29pm On Apr 08, 2016
dollyjoy:
I only attend to see how the groom will kiss the bride.if he is a good kisser or notcheesycheesy
Aunty Dollyjoy! Ha! So yours is to know Good or bad kisser?
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 5:25pm On Apr 08, 2016
Edwinmason:
u forgot to add 'LOOKING FOR JOLLOF'
Yea! That's true bro.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 5:24pm On Apr 08, 2016
DaZion:
True jare.. Let me add mine. Food Because of gifts e.g Jotters, parker. Making jest of how d wedding is being performed.
Hmm! Nice one.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 5:23pm On Apr 08, 2016
Cutehector:
They go to make d groom see reasons why he made a very fatal mistake cool
Lol! Or to snatch the groom comot..
And plead him for "One night stand".
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op): 5:18pm On Apr 08, 2016
halfricanadian:
I go for rice nd food

Something about wedding food so exotic
That one is important for ladies before...
No food...No merriment.
Romance5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by DanceVille(op):
Everyone loves to be at Nigerian wedding. Good Food, Nice Music, Colourful atmosphere and beautiful faces.
Wedding is a once in a lifetime thing.On the other hand, the guest attend to share from the couple's Joy and also enjoy the goodies afforementioned.
However, Nigerian girls have an extra motives for attending a wedding and I bring you "5 Rather Interesting Reasons Why Nigerian Ladies Attend".

1.Outdo The Bride

It isn't exactly clear if they do this on purpose or its just them wanting to look extra gorgeous.What however obtains nowadays is that Ladies who attend weddings dress better than everybody including the bride in every sense, even if it means hiring a make-up artiste to do their face.
Common ladies, are you trying to steal the bride's spotlight? It is supposed to be her day!.

2. Finding For Mr. Right

Apart from trying to have a good time.Some Nigerian ladies are simply at wedding to find their own Mr. Right or Mr. Left as the case maybe.

3. Show Off

Some of them just want to show off their latest shoe, accessories or clutch purse collection.It isn't rare to find some who would buy the "Aso ebi"(Family's costume) at all cost even if it means starving for a year just because they want to be counted among the "Big Babes".

4. Gossip

Some Nigerian Ladies are at their friend's wedding just to gossip about the Cake, Wedding Decoration and Colour, Bride and Groom's outfit, which friend's outfit was the best and the worst, how ugly, handsome, rich or broke the groom family is and so on.

5. In Search Of A Sugar Daddy

As ridiculous as this sounds, buh you would find that some of the ladies at the wedding are only there just to hook up with any man who is rich enough to take them to Dubai and Las Vegas.These ones are more in the category of those who would break their Bank account, withdraws every amount they have inside their account without remaining a Kobo just to look good at the wedding...

Which did I miss?
Feel free to add yours.
Comments are highly welcome...

Using this medium to wish every New to-be-couples...Happy Married Life..May Your Union Be Bless With Childrens.

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Cc:lalasticlala..
Today is Saturday..Please can you do justice to this thread..
Thanks!
RomanceRe: 10 Silly Ways Girls Act When A Guy Turns Them Down by DanceVille:
Nice one Baba..
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Buh, those are for Immature ladies...

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