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judey1992:
i am a secondary virgin.


me and my bestie always bath togeda, cos we want to save water.

Totally hilarious.

cutieberie1:
Hehehe am guilty of no 5 and 10

I see you..
Thanks for admitting that.

Vinshu:
Not all ladies. You dont have to generalize

Yea! Buh, can you tell me you're not guilty of any..

omophunky:
Lady's, doing what they know how to do best... which is...

What bro?

falconey:
Good.......... not bad.

The funniest is they don't know they were lying

While actually they're lying unconsciously

Ladies are so unique and have got more layers than an Onion.It would take forever to unravel ladies.
It would be difficult to find that lady who doesn't tell half-truths.From lying about the price of their dress, to pretending to be okay, ladies have their own fair share of "Innocent" lies.

Take a seat has you read through..

1. I'm Not The Jealous Type

Some ladies will say they're not the jealous type, buh wait till she catches you checking out another lady and see how "Red and Pink" her face will be.

2. He's Nobody/ Just A Friend

That nobody might just be an Ex-boyfriend who she doesn't want to talk about or he might be one of those friends with benefits.

3. I Promise Not To Get Mad

If she wants to find out something from you, she might just lie that she won't get mad so you tell her.When you do, all Hell breaks loose, the promise is forgotten and she unleashes her Fury.

4. Size Doesn't Matter

Some ladies go on and on about how size doesn't matter buh when they hook up with their Female pals they keep complaining about how they hate small size..."Oh my Gosh"...He has a small Dick Or He's too Short just like a HB Pencil.

5. I Didn't Get Your Message, My Phone Is Acting Up

It's either she's no longer interested in the relationship or she wants a new phone.

6. Give Me Your Number, I Will Call You

When you ask a lady for her number and she asks for yours instead, just forget it.Sometimes they might ask for your card and when you leave they trash it.Most ladies would never call you, they're only trying to be nice to you by asking for your number.

7. I'm On My Period

When she's not in the mood, this is one of the lies that come in handy, after all he won't be so silly as to want to confirm whether you're telling the truth or not, so he takes you for your word.

8. It's Not About The Money

A lot of ladies would tell you "I'm not interested in your money".It's not about the money, and I'd rather marry for love and all that.Just wait till you're broke and there's no money, then you would know that it was about the money.

9.I Don't Want To Tie You Down

This is a big lie because next thing you know, she begins to monitor your movements as if she plants bug tracker in you and activities through phone calls and unnoticed visitations.

10. I'll Be Ready In A Minute

This is the most common lie ladies use.When a lady tells you she'll be ready in a minute, just take a seat and relax because it's going to go from a minute to an hour.I'm sure sir Lalasticlala might be a victim of this..
Just kidding sir.

Drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours.

I'm sure many ladies will say it's not true buh c'mon let's wait and see.

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DanceVille

Cc:lalasticla, mynd44

That man needs to be barter too by his wife.

That man must be part of #EyanMayWeatherCrew..
That's unfair.

falconey:
ok

9. he doesn't remember your birthday despite telling him 3 things before the date.



10. most of his discussion with you is about sex or romance.



11. when he is with you he always stare at your boobs,ass and curves.





12. when it happens he invites you to his house the first 10minutes he is reaching out for your goodies. you are not even done with the fanta and gala he offered you.




13. when he is with his friends and you pass by he doesn't say hi or maintain eye contact, he ignores you like a stranger.




written by falconry
inspired by two bottles of goldberg ( say no to drugs)

Nice one bro..

Five bottles of Non-alcholic orijin for you.
Cheers.

Guys have "Side Girls".You can think that you're the one and only buh infact you maybe that "Side chick" yourself.
I came up 8 signs that show you're his side chick buh not his girlfriend.

You can thank me later or even send me a Pm...

1.You're Never Invited To A Family Gathering

If you have never met a guy's parents and siblings or haven't been to any events that include his friends, this is a indicator that you're his Side chick buh not the "Main Chick".

2.He Hates Surprises

And surprise visits in particular.Your man doesn't want you to come unannounced, without notifications.So if he constantly says he hates surprise visits, it's time to get concerned.

3.Protective Of His Phone

He has a password on his phone and makes sure to lock it after everytime he uses it.When the phone rings, it either goes into another room to take the call, ignores it completely, or turns the volume down super low so that you can't possibly hear a thing that is being said.

4.Refuses To Show Affection In Public

If you grab his hand and he pulls his hand away, or you never get a kiss or hug, or you never get too close when you're out together, this could be a sign that you're 100% side chick.

5.Avoids Having Selfie With You

If you notice that your guy is dodging selfies like "Bullets" whenever you tilt your phone to take a picture..He's afraid his Main chick might see the pic.

6.Strange Calls

He dials or receive calls from a strange number.And he always has to pick it, he never tells you who it was.Buh you know that it is not his mom or sibling.Sometimes the number might not be stored in his phone contact.That's a sign to check it all up, because it can be the second(Main Chick).

7.He's Not Calling You His Girlfriend

When it's time to introduce you to his friends, colleagues or even relatives, he just introduces you with your name.And he never calls you his girlfriend or sweet words like "Dear, Honey, Bae. Etc among his circle.

8.Never Talks About The Future

Asking him about his views on the future of your relationship is like "Pulling Teeth".In his mind he's probably well aware that keeping you as the other woman won't last long, so why plan on a future at all?

Ladies if you're seeing parts of these signs, it surely means you're his "Side Chick"...

Feel free to add yours

Comments are highly welcome.

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DanceVille

Abeg...where are d ladies? #GhostMode?

We have different types of Nigerian Girlfriend.The Good and the bad ones.
As we have the one for Nigerian Boyfriends, so we have for Nigerian Girlfriends too.
Grab your Fanta and Gala to enjoy yourselves as your reading..

1. Individualistic Girlfriend: This individualistic girlfriend is the one who has brains which uses and who's culturally noted.She has a strong independent identity.She will be a sane partner; one who will respect your individuality as she treasures her own.

2. Domestic and Docile Girlfriend:She's the types of girlfriend who will always put her boyfriend ahead of her.She's certainly not dumb, buh she chooses to believe or has been raised in a manner which suggests that the man is "Alpha, Omega and Everything" in between.She support you no matter what you choose to do.

3. Demanding And Dominating Girlfriend:If this type is your girlfriend, then you can forget almost all other aspects of your life.She will demand everything and she will be dominating enough to make sure she gets what she demands.

4. Possessive And Paranoid Girlfriend:She's loving, caring and sweet.Buh you will always find yourself answering "Where You Are" and "What Are You Doing" questions 10 times a day.

5. Gold-Diggers:This type is old as humanity itself.She's with you for the money.When you money is finished, she won't be by your side anymore.

6. Jealous Girlfriend:Always jealous whenever she sees you with another girl on the street.They don't mind tearing their undies because they want to fight the girl who might be her boyfriend lil sister.

7. Sex Starve Girlfriend:They're only there in the relationship because of sex.They love sex like a Kindergaten that loves reciting "A for Apple and B for Ball".They don't mind raping you.

8. Secret Keeper Girlfriend:This type of girlfriend loves hiding under a shell.They hide everything including their phone lock password, inbox messages.They start feeling very uncomfortable when you're going through their phone.

9. Chronic Cheaters:They cheat cheat cheat and cheat..Theirs is even higher than the 419.When they cheat from a guy finished they simply dump the guy then jump on another guy.They always have a Sugar Daddy..


Guys which categories did your girlfriend falls?
Ladies which categories did you fall?
Am sure many of them will say they fall in number 1,2 and 4.

Feel free to add yours.


Written By:
DanceVille

The beginning of "Total Madness".


When someone is high on weed, things like this happen.

I'm sure flavour just smoked his weed finished..
See his lips black.

Kai! The life of a celebrity is worst.

This guy disappoint me.

I dedicate this thread to Lalasticlala.

We don hear you..


I dey come.
Lemme get this fuel..
Don queue since evening.

eitsei:
Here we are again..

Yeap Yeap Yeap. Here we are again.

NarnieSnyper:
It is wa ooo#Opens chilled orijin drink#

These girls are......#Gulps orjin bitters#....aaaah!

Ehen, where were we?

Give me a bottle over there..

ZeeAfrica:
Maybe wen dey r in naija, coz is forein lands i have seen naija girls being de best, respectful, loyal and hard workin

Yea! You're right..We have hardworking and industrious ladies in Nigeria buh some quite do inappropriate stuffs sometimes.


Please, which country are you from?

obiorathesubtle:
no doubt.. Nigerian gold-digging whores have been at it for centuries.. And they aint slowing down..

Advanced Level..

austine4real:
I dey que i go comment later

Queueing for petrol right?

crotonite:
my girl will be better than this.

You sure?

STFUareyouGod:
As much as I agree with op, I'll like to disagree about generalising. This is not for all Nigerian girls.

Yea! That's why I titled the thread "Some Nigerian Ladies".

BiafraBushBoy:
Op are you sure you are well

Only 10

Nigerian girls have about one thousand inappropriate things that they do!!

Please correct yourself!!

I know man.I just wrote out 10 about their inappropriate stuffs.
Buh hope your eye is clear, can't you see I wrote "Feel free to add yours".
Then add yours.

falconey:


7. One of your designer's wears, weavon, gold, worth thousands but your mother is too old to look good to you.
When can your mother be proud of you? You're gradually becoming a mother too, if not now, later.
How did you treat your mother?


you mean upon all the digging from sugar daddy, alhaji ,magas they don't spend on their mothers. haba!!

Nay bro! Because if they did, their mum gonna ask them where they get the money from..

Lilbrown007:
HAHA AND MAYBE THAT SAME GURL U R DOING ALL THIS 4 IS ALSO DOING THOSE STUFF IN THE LIST FOR ANOTHER GUY SHE LOVES......MHEN THE CYCLE CONTINUES

Mehn! That's true sha.
Nice one!

Ok!

Nice one..