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Can u date ur frnd's ex-boyfrnd@mamafunky

Can u ask 4 an airtym frm ur bf@prettymaxy

Did u lyk any dude on Nairaland@midehi

Can u date an albino@kingklent

Can u date ur cousin's daughter @falconey

falconey:
what's your longest minute on bed with a woman?

Cc danceville.

Ha!...Zero second..Can't even av sex with ladies am too small 4 dat...Lol!

PSG will take on barcelona at Barcelona stadium "camp nou" on April 21th 2015 by 7:45pm for the second leg of the Ucl quater-final match.
Date Of Match:
21th April 2015
Stadium:
Camp Nou- Spain
Kick Off:
07:45pm

Match Previews:
Predictable Line-ups:
Barcelona(4-3-3)
Ter Stegen, Alves, Piqué, Mascherano, Alba, Busquets, Rakitic, Iniesta, Messi, Suarez, Neymar.
PSG(4-3-3)
Sirign, Van Der Wiel, David Luiz, Marguinhos, Maxwell, Cabaye, Verratti, Matuidi, Lavezzi, Ibrahimovic, Cavani.

Team News
Barcelona:
-One key component of Barca's amazing run is the health of its players.Nobody has had a serious injury yet, with Andrés Iniesta's one-month absence at the end of 2014 being the biggest ever.
-Speaking of Iniesta, he will be back against PSG after suffering a serious knock to the back against the French last week.Andres sat out of the weekend game to continue his rehab, and he's now cleared for action.He's probably going to start at Midfield.

PSG
-PSG gets two tremendous performers back for this match:Zlatan Ibrahimovic, their star and most important striker, returns from a red card suspension.He was dearly missed in the first leg, and he will be necessary with the french needing a three-goal edge to advance to semis.
-Laurent Blanc is very likely to line up a very bold, offensive scheme for Tuesday Marco Verratti is vital to the offense on the midfield.So his return is key for the French, but the defense is the problem, with Thiago Silva being doubtful with a hamstring problem, if he's unable to go, David Luiz will be his replacement, which would be dream of every Barca fan and Luiz Suarez.

Match Prediction
Barca will definitely play with the aggregate result in mind looking not to attack at all times against an ultra-offensive and desperate side, I'm going with a counter-attacking supernova, and a 4-2 win.

Source:
www.barcablaugranes.com/2015/4/20/8458491/uefa-champions-league-barcelona-psg-preview

mhizpeaarl:
Op ur right oo Bt we girls do some of d same things sha truth be told especially if u like him n u want him to fall for you kwikwi

Yeap, I agree wit u.

Meet the Nigeria Superman in his ankara superman outfit in his Metropolis...

Lol!
I guess this dude has watched a lot of Superficial powers movie, which make him dressed like a Superman...
A word for this Dude, please...

Wonders shall neva end...
God is Great and Mighty.

Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here.
10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls
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1.Using Slow Rhythm And Soft Tone
Whether on the phone or in person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive girls is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his Great Grandmother who just had Ear surgery.Ladies, you know what I'm saying.....Right?
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2.Perfume
Hmmmm.... No need to talk about this.It's as simple as I told you it'd be.The worst part, even a#1200 perfume can make a girl thinks, ["hmmmm....Just maybe"].
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3.Dress Cute And Nice
Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the colour goes well, and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering.
If the guy con try add good Shoe with correct Belt and Wristwatch, aha! "it is finished" again....Thank You Lord Jesus!
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4.Smile
A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will always deceive you Ladies into opening up your Shield. Watch for this one too.A smile can cost more than the price they call.Is after you buy, that you will know the difference between Sokoto and Isoko.
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5.Make You Talk
A guy that knows 'Whatsup' will always make you want to talk, and talk only about yourself.Things that concern you, your Hairdo, your Make-up and how so 'Beautifully Ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big brother house girls! This tactic is simple.So simple.Once they get you talking and talking, trust me, they are Ogling at your chest, your Lips and if it's really nice, your Hair.
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6.Make You Laugh
Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most serious.
Ladies, trust me, guys know this and I'm telling you a secret [husssh! Listen....] Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my Sweet Lord Jesus.
Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the Women in his life.... He never made them laugh.I'm not sure I have an Antidote coz this trick really works.
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7.Clean Skin
Oh Boy!... I don't know where to start from in this one.Why do you think Ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no Blemish, no Pimples, all clean, the Ladies even start deceiving themselves.
They be like "Wow....he's so competing with me".
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8.Make You Think Or Talk About Sex
Guys make you think and talk about sex.Of the two of us, Guys and Girls, I have to argue that girls love sex more than Guys.They're just better at hiding it! Buh still, that's a good thing..... Wouldn't want my future Virgin daughter come up to me like "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and that.... I just did tit to get it over with Dad".....Mehnnn.... Na faint!.
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9.Walk Slowly
A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence.Ladies am I right.... That you never get turned on by a guy who walks so fast! Tap! Tap! Tap! like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for Heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, One- and...Two....and...One- and...Two... trust me, the Ladies start tripping.
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10.Deepened Voice
Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance.A guy's voice sounds deep, musn't be Bass, and the ladies start doing "Ten Ten" in their minds...Na wa o...
Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as Puberty?
Girls fall in love with this deepened voice which gat them carried away like a Bowl on the River side...

Guys, Which Of It Are You Guilty Of?
Feel Free To Add Yours..
Cc
Farano, Ishilove, Lalasticlala...

Funny right? That's the Nigeria Superman flaunting his Ankara Superman dress in his Metropolis...
Romancelanders, His he Romantic?
Feel free to drop ya comments...

LWKME!...
Has this kid even finished Primary School? Talkless of going to Nysc...
A word for this Kid please!

He looks Handsome..
Great one Dude..

enoqueen:
when pastor say, you may chop the bride.

And they both did, and it gat stucked..

kunletiwoo:
The Guy na Kiss Daniel

Lol!

I guessed d lips gat stucked..

Guess he's a Virgin till Marriage..

Orijin101:
Omo see sucking, sorry kissing the guy skull wan come out from the flesh sef

Lol!...Does this dude@pic, even knw hw to Kiss?

DaZion:
Lol!
As if he wan chop Wolf Meat

Quite hilarious!

LWKME!
What type of couple kiss is this? It looks disgusting or does this guy don't know how to Kiss...Smh!
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He kissed like..
-Who knows maybe after the Wedding, she go run away.
-Who knows after two weeks, she go file divorce paper...Lol!
-Who knows maybe she didn't even want to marry me and if she leave me, I'll have assurance that Have already Eat her Lips...*winks*
A word for this Dude..
Drop your Comments, let's hear your views..

[b]Her damn Face, Figure shape and Her damn Hair because I can't toast a gal with Bald head..*They Suck*..

@Op...Try spacing ur Write-up, it's very difficult to Read...
Nyc write up....