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VenusBetty:
abeg comot hand for my neck jere.

VenusBetty:
i no need help o

Ishilove:
That thing in his pant....

Does he have elephantiasis of the balls?

VenusBetty:
trying to help me out? you funny o

tosyne2much:
I have been pondering over this

Where are the ladies ?

MizTyna:
No. Cos i do not plan taking any man's name,at most i'll use a compound surname. I just pity the kids,lol

Cutehector:
oga jonathan dey Bleep up eh. Who ask am to tell us weda him wear sandal go skul sef

Sarimah:
is it necessary?

DuchessLily:
Aahh! . Nice what?? Mba nu!

Cutehector:
lol d woman won't want her children to go to primary school without shoes

DanceVille:
Some of You Ladies had certain ideas about the Mrs. "who" that you have always wanted to be. Behind, Behind names always come to your heads but do you always end up marrying a guy with a Behind surname? Many considerations usually come into choosing a life partner but as funny as it is, there are also some seemingly trivial ones that might even have disqualified a prospective one in the first place- like the surname of the guy that just introduced himself.

"What's in a name?" you'd most likely ask. Take it or leave it, ladies do care about the surname of the guy they are going to get married to. Like I said earlier, it is quite a trivial one as it is not the surname that will keep the marriage. But you never can tell, it could be an added advantage.
Point is, some surnames are just "sooo not it" that a lady will consider twice before saying "yes", especially if the man will not modify the name for any reason. Talk about those names that start with "ESU" (devil), "SANGO"...etc. Hehehe!

So, "branch" on ladies...does his surname really matter when it comes to saying "YES"? What surnames will you rather not?
Cc:lalasticlala

Igwevalentine:
(13)When she says. She going to South Africa and Travels to Another state to work for MTN

Mhizkel:
..I guess over confidence got the better part of you, that's why she won you

Omooba77:
Danceville,I beg na long throat oh,I no go show face again for now.......

rokiatu:
11 She stops giving you sex.

DanceVille:
Top Ten Proven Signs That Your Girlfriend Is Tired Of The Relationship...
1.Constantly Asking For Favours:
You know, this is not even about girls but trust nobody who constantly ask you for favors, they are only taking advantage. In the case of girls, if she constantly asks for your help especially when it comes to finances and buying stuff for her, it’s just clear that she is in for the goodies, don’t be fooled bro .. some even ask for favors that Bill Gates daughter won’t even ask her
father.

2.She Never Returns Your Calls And Chats:
She barely return your text messages and missed calls and when she does, it’s mostly the ‘k’, ‘lol’ ‘yes’ kind of replies after taking days to respond. I need not tell you that she’s not interested in you.

3.She Always Comes Out With You And With Her Friends:
This is a clear sign to alert you that this girl don’t want a lone time, she’s only there to please her friends or make her friends enjoy a bit of the goodies you are offering. Look elsewhere or grab one of her friends if you can.Some girls might even bring male friends just to piss you off, while you foot the bills.

4.She Never Takes Pictures With You:
If you are the guy always taking photos of the girl or if she prefer taking photos of the food, drink, gift you bought for her instead, then my bro, be prepared to move on. You don’t matter like that. Try go through her social media/phone if there’s no photo of you, think twice. Some people might say it doesn’t matter but trust me every girl that loves you will share beautiful moments you share together or want to take pictures with you, every minute you spend together. Don’t ignore this, it’s a cemented fact.

5.She Introduces You To Her Friends As A ‘Friend’:
I was once asked why do guys hate when they are introduced as a friend, and my answer was why not? Ladies should know that this particular thing hurts more than being shot, especially when you are so into her and in your head she’s the love of your life.That is clear that she’s not in a relationship with you, at least to her friends or whoever you got introduced to.

6.She Flirts With Your Friends Or Find Your Friends Way Attractive:
The worst that could happen is introducing your girl to your friends and she start to get flirty with them. It could be for the fun of it but if she’s usually bored around you but come alive when she’s with you and your friends, try do your homework well or simply leave her to one of your friends, not an easy decision though but it will save you time to move on.


7.She Never Comments On How You Look:
Everybody like compliments but if even in your best, she never say, "you look good" or "I like what you are wearing" then the answer is simple, ‘SHE DON’T CARE’. It’s straight like that. Don’t sweat it.

8.Acts Friendly Whenever She Is In Need:
She usually calls you all the sweet names, ‘boo boo’, hun, bla bla … only when she needs a favor. Do you still need to be told bro?

9.She Finds You Boring:
This is how to tell if a girl thinks you are boring, she don’t laugh to your jokes, she’s constantly on her phone when you are with her, if you don’t break the silence, she don’t make any effort to make a convo, she don’t even shout or singalong to her favorite song when you play it in her presence, bro, you are trying too much, go for someone who appreciate you, especially if you don’t
think you are that boring..

10.Feel Free To Add Yours

Comments are also highly welcome...

ojjp:
As of d introduction, we eventualy agreed b4 he came seein my parents.