₦airaland Forum

utenwuson:
I av so many gurl frn....... so Wc 1?

paix:
I am missing myself right now. I should've been all alone, thinking of good things of life. But I'm here reading some silly topics on NL.

Elslim:
Yeah kept it in ma cooler buh I can't find it

Wana help?

STPEACE:
thats how life is nah, but i cant call her that unless i want to spoil show

mirexxx:
1. Finest dp---- Azeeza #mostbeautifulgirlonNL#
2. Best Smile----marieolae,Ireneony
3. Most Annoying---- anyone that annoys me
4. Sexiest Lips--- mirexx
5. Best Dressed ---- really? lol okay dechandel hawtt dress!
6. Most Creative----- MzNelly,missclasssy,Danceville
7. Adventurous ----- Lala247 and her clique
8. Best Eyes---mirexx,vickybee
9. Always online----Lala247,Ronald4lif
10. Best Personality ----- you mean fake online personalities??
11. Best Figure---- DrAify,lala247, Rokiatu
12. Greatest poser----rokiatu djeezy
13. Sexiest Voice ------- mirexx, mznelly,sassychic,lala247,kingtom,origin101
14. Funny---------tosyne2much,Alberto2k
15. Best Swagg------Dygeasy,
16. Hot n sexy- ----Nneka123 , ggrin
17. Most Handsome---Blackett promking,Ipledge
18. Gorgeous---cherryice,DrAify,Mizmycoli
19. Very crazy---kingtom,VJsmiles,truckpusher softysparky
20. Very Reserved ---you mean those that rarely comment?



brb

Elslim:
Missing fooooood

DaZion:
Mr and Mrs Elewure(Goat's owner)...Quite funny.

denedene:
baba i don't have o! although i have seen some very moniker pics, i can't remember their names

denedene:
baba i don't have o! although i have seen some very moniker pics, i can't remember their names

emperorchedda:
11. Stingy with sex

When you make your partner run 100metres before he accesses you then he will break up with you after the deed has been done

kitnah:
I miss my dad.(Rip)

I know he'll be damn happy to know I'm improving in all aspects.

Life goes on.

DanceVille:
This is a section for those who truly miss someone...
It may not necessarily be a lover, it may be a friend,sibbling, parent,relative or even a crush.And of course we know that we ain't just constained to missing just one person over and over again....

Like seriously, Am missing my Babe and Pets...
Who are you missing right now, like seriously?

DanceVille:
1. Loving the person too much or choking your partner with your love- no matter how in-love you both might be, the moment one is choking the other with too much love, it fizzles out the love of the other partner leading his or her love to depreciate. Try to always make it balance or else you just might scare your partner away.

2. Desperation- when you show signs of desperation in your relationship, like trying to trap the person to yourself through marriage...this scares hell out of some people, especially if your partner aint ready to be hooked up or where the relationship its still at its early stage, dont talk about marriage except if you are both desperate about it.

3. As a guy if you are the stingy type, and have never cared about your Girlfriend's finance, neither have you bought her any gifts, then i feel sorry for you.

4. Immaturity: No girl wants a kiddo as a boyfriend or someone who talks and does things like a kid! No no...she will definitely dump your azz!

5. Mode of dressing: If your mode of dressing is really horrible, please do something about it fast!
6. Dirty finger nails and toes also leads to break-ups in r'ships.

7. Flirting: flirting might be fun, and might seem not strong enough to disolve a relationship....the truth is, it can!

8. Too Demanding: you want this, you want that, you want all...take a chill pill abeg, your partner would definitely get tired of you someday.

9. When you are too arrogant, too violent, too pushy, too insultive, always engaging in one fight or the other...this is a big turn-off!

10. Respect your partner's decision always.
Feel free to add yours..

denedene:
i wouldn't mind

Oma307:
Wat up, i wish we could chat privately

STPEACE:
i cant do that

STPEACE:
anywell, i get four sisters, two are stupid why two are not. My girl frnd is more stupid.

hottest111:
Her account balance

pomsky:
.....after that look, the girl no fit escape magun!

STPEACE:
Girls are stupid set of pple.

jendy36:
Can't control laugh... make my phone no fall from my hands

denedene:
I'm still single

DanceVille:
Evening Romancelanders...
I created this thread because there are insufficient fun and Interesting topic Nowadays...

Lemme start keeping the Ball rolling..
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There was a day, I finished my Lectures for the day. Me and my babe then were walking along the road towards her hostel when a sleek Mazda car drove up to us and parked.
The man inside got down and called her name, before i knew what happened, my babe screamed his name ran into his arms and started plastering the guy with kisses right in my presence. I was shocked when the guy asked her who I was and she said "he is just a friend". The guy then insulted my ego by saying "young man, how are you doing? how are your studies?" I just stood there lke a fool, and she even got into the car with him without even the least regard for me. She turned and waved while the car zoomed off. When she came the following day, she didn't even feel bad and was showing off the gifts the guy bought for her.
And I asked her, why did she left me?..
She replied that she has been thinking on how to tell me this..I asked her what?(My mind don dey fear small small)...
She replied, that's her new boyfriend, he's very rich and his an Influence person in the campus...I Was like a [Fried Ant]..
Imagine, after she drained my pocket finished, she left me and held unto another dude...

Drop yours, and Lets keep the Fun rolling..No dulling!

Ithee:
How about a shirt trick