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Lala247:
See services wey i dey provide lol

Mhizkel:
I don't need ya trust either...Just my sincere contribution to ur thread

Chappie:
i think all are also applicable to the ladies too..
#fact

Lala247:
danceville i should charge u lol

lalasticlala:
Na lala247 drag me come here...lol

Lala247:
Im sorry Op but that list is nonsense just read the whole thing ..

How does having fresh skin decieve girls like where do u get these things from.. Op that list u pulled it out from ur
Because any girl that gets deceived by that lol u can keep them .

Darkrebel666:
~ I don't get how all these add up to being deceitful.
They are just normal acts..

Do you expect guys to look rough and untidy?. .if not then how does looking neat or wearing ironed clothes or perfumes translate to being deceitful..
so smiling is a deceitful act?
Walking slow?
.you are confused.

Mhizkel:
Yea it doesn't...Except if i like the person naturally..but if don't, there's nothing he is gonna do that will move me!Even if he has millions...

Mhizkel:
Nice try Op...But none of this moves me!

falconey:
I am here to gossip

DanceVille:
Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.


1.Using Slow Rhythm And Soft Tone:
Whether on the phone or in person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive girls is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his Great Grandmother who just had Ear surgery.Ladies, you know what I'm saying.....Right?
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2.Perfume:
Hmmmm.... No need to talk about this.It's as simple as I told you it'd be.The worst part, even a#1200 perfume can make a girl thinks, ["hmmmm....Just maybe"].
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3.Dress Cute And Nice:
Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the colour goes well, and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering.
If the guy con try add good Shoe with correct Belt and Wristwatch, aha! "it is finished" again....Thank You Lord Jesus!
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4.Smile:
A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will always deceive you Ladies into opening up your Shield... Watch for this one too.A smile can cost more than the price they call.Is after you buy, that you will know the difference between Sokoto and Isoko.
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5.Make You Talk:
A guy that knows 'Whatsup' will always make you want to talk, and talk only about yourself.Things that concern you, your Hairdo, your Make-up and how so 'Beautifully Ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big brother house girls! This tactic is simple.So simple.Once they get you talking and talking, trust me, they are Ogling at your chest, your Lips and if it's really nice, your Hair.
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6.Make You Laugh:
Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most serious.
Ladies, trust me, guys know this and I'm telling you a secret [husssh! Listen....] Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my Sweet Lord Jesus.
Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the Women in his life...He never made them laugh.I'm not sure I have an Antidote coz this trick really works.
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7.Clean Skin:
Oh Boy!... I don't know where to start from in this one.Why do you think Ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no Blemish, no Pimples, all clean, the Ladies even start deceiving themselves.
They be like "Wow....he's so competing with me".
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8.Walk Slowly:
A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence.Ladies am I right.... That you never get turned on by a guy who walks so fast! Tap! Tap! Tap! like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for Heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, One- and...Two....and...One- and...Two... trust me, the Ladies start tripping.
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9.Make You Think or Talk about [color=#FF0000]S\ex![/color] : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in [color=#FF0000]RED[/color]. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, or writes about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, or even sneezes a note about the [color=#FF0000]RED[/color] word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "[color=#FF0000]down there[/color]" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!
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10.Feel Free To Add Yours


HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. Comments and bashing are welcome..
Gud Morning!

afortress:
GUY man! your tempo don slow... wooomen? i fear kpomo for BEANS oh!

MizTyna:
Yes. You happy?

MizTyna:
No boyfriend

IfyAwazie:
His account balance.

VickJames:
She got it almost all.

She's is beautiful,
She got brain,
She got character,
Respect is her cloak,
She takes my shit,
And she loves every stupid thing I do.

jamex93:
with that look

.na slap b d next thing

kristen12:
This man is soooo ugly

TrishaP:
Reminds me of a funny Nigerian actor.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Wait danceville is this a thread for asking sexually provocative questions or just normal curious questions?

Cos some of the questions i'm seeing here are not making sense at all.

How can you be asking someone if she has had anal sex?

*sighs*[/color]

Midehi:
your shoe size can tell your age.
grab your calculator and try this.
Here is how it goes:
1. Take your shoe size
2. Multiply it by 5
3. Add 50
4. Multiply by 20
5. Add 1015
6. Minus the year you were born

You will get 4 digits; the first 2 is your shoe size & the second 2 is your age.

if am correct, please comment.
let the fun begins.
happy weekend to all nairalanders.

cc: wristwatch
Danceville
lala247
pls set it rolling & tell if its correct.