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RealLordZeus:
Some news self go make u thank God say u b Nigerian

na only u ooo, I me dey

Officialgarri:
but local man is wise

local man lost all d ability to can after hearing d news...

CodeTemplar:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/08/revolutionnow-southwest-conspiring-to-overthrow-buhari-northern-group/

pls, coalition of northern idiots, I will take u people serious when u issue quit notice to all southwesterners to close ur alliance

izzou:


I've never seen a group as confused as this Coalition of Northern eediots

So Sowore and twenty something people represents a whole region Abi?

see this afonja son, u hv begin to panic for this their little threat..

NOHOLDSBAR:
Mixing State and Religion is ok in the SE, but try the small thing in the North or SW and the evil children of IPOB will be here by now wailing and crying about islamization and other trash.
That's when they will remember that Nigeria is a secular state. Bunch of retarded brainwashed religous fanatical hypocrites.

if d northern governors were doing well in educational support in their region, Nigeria would hv been a better place for us all

Nanop1:
God please destroy this false union... What a disgrace

I wish He will answer this ur prayer now now

indirect Bakasi Boys of the old memories to be reunited, good development

izzou:


Please,the police should charge them for treason and ensure they spend every single day of their lives in Kirikiri

I want to ask the protesters a question

Was Nigeria safe before the elections in February?
Was there stable power before February?
Was there jobs before February?
Was there any sector that was okay before February?

If I may ask again, who did the protesters vote for in February? It must be either Buhari or Atiku

Even Sowore did not file any petition to challenge Buhari's victory

And then you all wake up one morning to protest about what sef

Let's allow Buhari to rule in peace Abeg.... 2023 is closeby ..

Sorry for yourself

Try to look for a guy to get u pregnant so as to hv a child that will take care of u at old age since u r not interested in marriage anymore

hisexcellency34:
Nigerians Are hungry . Even if na mammy water, they will eat it

Guy u r bad ooo, no kill me with laugh...

It's a pity yoruba kingdom are gone. Tinubu's ambition is reason of this nonsense to them

babzo:
This is really disappointing . Pastors need to truly becareful what they say.
Is it not the same passport that has Ibo people and Eyo masquerades in it?
Is that not a representation of Nigeria?

Y didn't they present all tribes photos in d front cover? Y must they use Fulani as if this country belongs to them only?

akinegba1:
Okorocha sleeps inside the senate chamber

No, he is consulting late buhari in the dream to inform Jubril d next move in aso rock

meethumb:
While the Northerner who issued a deadline to President to go ahead and implement the suspended RUGA project in 30 days, or southerners will be thrown out of north, is working around free.

Ralph Uwazurike the MASSOB leaders who released a video message yesterday that trended worldwide, where he called on Igbos across the world to rally round against RUGA, has been invited by DSS.

In that video, Uwazurike Kicked against Ohanaeze leader Nina Nwodo reponse to the northern treat. Saying that Nina Nwodo being one of the Igbos biggest masquared ought not be the one to reply the message, while faulting World Igbo Congress position and statements on RUGA and state of the nation too.

He called on Igbos worldwide to reject RUGA and advise Igbo leaders to call for a meeting of all Igbo people to help organize a formidable resistance to the RUGA project in any part of Igbo land.

Further more, he Insisted division, not restructure, is what Nigeria needs and equally revealed how Ojukwu advised him about his renewed struggle for Biafra, when he started MASSOB in 1999, and cautioned him not to do anything that will force the Igbo man to another Civil War.

A Highly explosive and frank video though, but not inciting like that of the northern group that threatened the southerners and gave the President a deadline. This was what earned him an invitation by the Nigerian DSS.

In an SMS made available to us, the message reads, "I'm Samson from DSS office Imo state Headquarters Owerri. You are invited to come to DSS Imo state headquarters Owerri tomorrow 11/07/2019 for a meeting with the State Director. Time 1200 hours. You can call this number if you need additional information, pls".

A further inquiry revealed that his invitation is about his video message to Ndi Igbo Worldwide on RUGA.

Source: https://abacityblog.com/2019/07/10/breaking-dss-invites-uwazurike-over-his-explosive-video-on-ruga/

It's unfortunate I found myself in this Shithole Cattle Republic

camoncx2019:
When the bus is in motion - on the bus

When the bus is not in motion - in the bus

U didn't waste ur school fees while in school

mosho2good:
You will never know getting a "Wife" is a big issue until you are finally ready to settle down.

Then you will realize that, Not all fishes are eatable and easy to catch.

It doesn't matter if you have many female friends or few, in fact, the more female friends, the more confusion.

It's then you will remember that, Chinyere is homely and calm but short and lazy
It's then you will remember that Juliette is Beautiful and educated but Rude and can't cook well.

It's then you will know that Kemi is Tall and cooks well but she will kill you with sex.
It's when you are ready you will even start analyzing your current girlfriend.

Finding a wife is not a day's Job. You won't understand this until you are ready. Some might just get tired and marry anybody that's available.

May God give us the wife that will complete Us and not the one that will Confuse Us. Amen

Amen ooo. I'm just experiencing it now, still searching d one I can manage her wahala

Cacawa2:
This goes to show that this Senator may have some very powerful/influential godfathers.

For him to have been in El-rufai's office, at a time when crucial security challenges were to be discussed with the IGP,
and for him to have also been involved in the Ekiti elections...ah ah...

This explains why he had the effrontery to assault a civilian like himself.

Did anyone notice what else he did (in the CCTV video)?
He threatened that he was going to make sure he shuts down Kemi's sextoyshop for "insulting" him.

He began to make phone calls to tax agents, telling them to start looking through the tax documents of the shop and so on.
This was all in that video.

As soon as the police officer walked in, he stood up to say...
"This is Kemi, she is my friend, i do not have any problem with her, but she insulted me.
She said I am stupid, and drunk"

He wanted Kemi to spend the night in the station writing a statement.
He then said he would attend to her matter the following Monday when he would be visiting the station.

Can you imagine how wicked.

As he went on and on, he expected Kemi to start rolling on the floor begging him for mercy.
To his disappointment, Kemi was on a phone call to her father. In his opinion, Kemi was trying to show she also had connection.

So he commanded..."Put the phone down when I am talking...bla bla bla". Then his police officer tried to enforce that command.

As oon as Kemi's friend said "ah pls take it easy", the sexator became infuriated, he saw this as an even bigger insult for a bloody civilian to try to stop his police from obeying his own mighty command..

He went straight to her and pushed her face, and screamed..."what is wrong with you? " "I should be gentle with who?" " is it your business? " " Are you mad".....slap again, "arrest her"...slap again......"are you mad"....blabla

U r a good narrator

Doglove91:
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what a good narrator?

ValCon888:
Why people watch this show is beyond me.
Instead of rising up against the imminent RUGA policy that is about to divide the nation, we are watching Big Brother.

Misplaced priorities in this country.

Guy, this ur meme summarize my point

apesinola001:

What is RUGA ?

RUGA means crease, and 'crease' means to graze i.e grazing

Hyacenth22:
she isnt even good with sex, 15 mins of thrusting and she will complain of pains, she never satisfied me because i mostly pull out erected and wanting more, she herself is sad she does not satisfy me, secondly I do 99% of the work on her to get her in the mood without receiving any, thirdly did not marry her a virgin

Modified
Pls i actually dated this said lady for over 4 years before marriage, sex was never our issues, my stuff is about 8 to 10 inch long more reasons I believed she complains of pains after about 15 mins thrusting.
I have never cheated and i can start that oral thing as it irritates me, i dont demand for it either.
Am just ashamed of how things are going because she isnt opening up no matter how hard i ask her, am i feel stupid if this will lead me for a divorce.
And also no child yet more reasons am worried.
Can STD be gotten from toilet or any other means aside body contact??

Ur wife is shy to tell u that she do got climaxed through cunnilingus ( pussy sucking) which u abhors. If u want ur wife's sex perfection back, just bend down and start doing the needful else u will lose her to other women out there

I wonder why a man will just dress in manner of making his fellow man's johnson to start standing abruptly

I fore see that girl leaving her billionaire husband before turning 25 to 28 yrs

I fore see that little girl leaving her billionaire husband before turning 25 to 28yrs

Still part of d next level agenda

Oh!!!! It is finished

That's y Catholic is d best

Stephenia d lady dat video her supposed to be employed as her director/manager because her action brought fame Success and her family enjoys

Notatribalist:
big fool,keep selling your country to outsiders.. Idiot.

Biko Nigeria need to be sold, because it's too porous to live

Chimaokigwe:
Today is Saturday.

DPO go fxck am till Monday morning when them go charge am to court.

From Court to Prison. Warder go bleep taya.

By the time them release am on bail, her Punna would be so wide, neighbours go dey keep key inside if them wan comot house.

guy u bad oo

[quote author=miltonchux post=76808826]She is not Ibo, but Deltan[/quote

Which people answers Okoro in 9ja? Get sense pls

Drsmiles:
why now?
I have to redeploy my brother o

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