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He wants to learn how to play piano... Pls let him practice.

kcboy34:
I don't understand u bro

read it again

ucnwafor:
Op so u are sucking anoda man 's mammy gland after u know she was engaged, is dat wat u saying??

karma has catch up with him.. Read www.nairaland.com/3153024/phone-always-switched-off-every/8#46401217

U no dey satisfy her na... Make she enjoy first bf u start... I guess she reads newspaper when u are bleeping her

@OP, you are reaping what you sow... Remember ur post on how u were sucking ur Ex boobs who was engaged www.nairaland.com/2889056/same-big-booobs-dat-made.. Karma don catch up with u. Sorry sha

Fucking hilarious if u later realized Chinwe or Ruth was ur sister OP bleeped and you're shouting story is interesting...lwkmd

Nice... Still waiting

This story is very funny but eye opening. Lmao!!! The guy embarked on fasting and prayers after proposing to bae, and he asked God to show him a sign if he was marrying the right person. And boy, did he see SIGNS!! Lol. Read the full story after the cut

deife:
A PhD holder? Are you kidding me? Morally speaking, this man is a disgrace to the teaching profession.

Student: Please sir...
Dr Idiagbon: Stop pleasing me

I wonder where he got his certificates from cos his spoken English is so abysmal.


Methinks Unilorin is so overrated for someone like this to teach English. Come to think of it, he even teaches Syntax which has to do with sentence constructions yet...

just that, his accent sef is questionable

You mean with that man's accent, he's the HOD of English Dept?...

Ur story make sense but I swear u dy vex me... Since last week I dey this story like tv series... Finish this thing joor

More grace sir... More years ahead

All ur names didn't match ur moniker.... Impersonation of the highest order...NickCarter and Ezeoranu Samba Maximus... Y u dy lie oo?..

Fabrice07:
1. Oh i remember when i was about 5-6 years old. After watching a cartoon of how two spies used a rope to go up to a harlots room(bible story). Na so i go our over head tank,started climbing the pipe that supplies water to the house...as i was reaching the top,the pipes gave way. I fell from the top,as i reached the ground i was milimetres away from hitting my head on our soak away.
2. I was learning how to do front flip,so i told my friend to push me when i was mid-way. Time for action come reach na...as the guy pushed me,na so i carry my back land. My spine was dead for some seconds. Then i knew the true meaning of paralysis. As it came back to life,the way i happy ehn..no be small.

the pipe that supplies water to ur house is close to ur soakaway? Nice...

The Tomato Leaf Miner moth has destroyed 80% of tomato farms in Kaduna state, in the north of the country. Other states, particularly in the north, have been badly hit too and farmers have lost millions of dollars. The price of a basket of tomatoes has soared from $1.20 (£0.80) less than three months ago to more than $40. Now Nigeria's National Research Institute for Chemical Technology says it has found a solution - a pesticide which will kill off the moth. But farmers affected by the moth will have to wait as the new pesticide is not commercially available yet. Tomatoes are a basic part of most Nigerians' diets and officials in Kaduna state declared a state of emergency in May as the price of tomatoes rocketed. Source: www.breakingnewsmag.com/pesticide-discovered-for-nigeria-tomato-killer/

Coin always makes sound but the currency notes are always silent. So when your value increases, Keep Quiet

Engr. Utibe Oton and Precious Uzoka, broke the Nigerian internet space a few days back when their traditional marriage photos which took place at Umudimagu,Imo State was circulated. I have been staring at these photos and the only thing i can say is that this must be LOVE! Some of you are there waiting on God for a six footer to go on bended knees and propose to you when God has fixed you up with a two footer....The reason why God has not picked that call... www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/06/love-broke-internet.html?m=1

The man that buys u pants and still removes it

Better babe never suck ur nipple, u go hit head for wall... If I be ur father, I go hire 5 ashawo make them work on you. U no straight, u bend

A female student in the Department of Library Science,
Faculty of Education, Bayero University Kano (BUK), has
ended her life by taking an insecticide.
She left a suicide note saying that she has failed to meet a
dateline for the registration of an elective course.
In the note she said, “I will not apply for course suspension
my academics is all I live for, if I can’t get it right, f**k
existing.”
The student, Sarah Imoleaya Ighidabo, from Edo State, failed
an elective course unit in the faculty of sciences after
missing examinations and was made to repeat the course.
Ms Ighidalo had passed all her major courses in Library
Science.
But by missing registration of her elective course, meant
that she was not enrolled for the course during the semester
and had to retake the course next year.
However, on Thursday May 12, 2016, the deceased went to
the faculty’s office to see if anything could be done about
her case, but she found out that it was too late to make any
amends.
Consequently, she became restless, left the office and
descended the stairs to where she had kept her bag. There,
she was said to have written a suicide note and brought out
a container of Sniper insecticide used mostly in driving away
soil borne pests and drank it. She left her mobile phone,
charger, suicide note, her bag and the container under the
staircase and returned to the office.
A source in the Computer Science Department told Daily
Trust that soon after the student was told that her
registration for the course was incomplete due to a late
registration, she left the office without talking to anybody.
The source added that it seemed the student had already
planned the suicide even before she encountered some
challenges in the process of her registration.
“She drank the insecticide under the staircase and left the
container, her handbag, phone charger and other
belongings in a hidden corner,” the source said.
“When she returned to the office, she began to complain of a
chest pain and, in no time, she lost her consciousness. She
was then rushed to the university clinic.
“But the problem was beyond the university clinic and she
was taken to AKTH (Aminu Kano Teaching Hospital) and that
was where she died,” said the source.
Immediately after the incidence occurred, the news went
round the campuses and sent the faculty into a state of
shock.
Daily Trust gathered that by the time that the news of her
death filtered out, the empty container of the Sniper, her
handbag, registration forms, bank payment receipts and
phone charger were discovered by some students under the
staircase.
The registration forms contained her name, registration
number (Edu/12/LIS/00195), mode of entry, which is Direct
Entry (DE), date of birth (01/01/1970), local government of
origin (Etsako East local government) and her state of origin,
Edo State.
The forms also contained her home address (Yelwa
Television, Kaduna), her marital status, (single) and her next
of kin.
Philomena Umoru was stated as her mother’s name. She
resides in the same area in Kaduna.
The student’s payment form of N29, 000 in the First Bank of
Nigeria, Kuje branch, also contained her phone number and
email address.
On the top of the form and at its bottom, a hand writing
indicating: “Library & Information Science LIS4205,” was
seen.
At the back of one of the two forms, the student wrote a
message that read: “I will not apply for course suspension.
My academic is all I live for. If I can’t get it right, Bleep
existing.”
Daily Trust learnt that a similar message was found in her
room outside the campus.
Sources told Daily Trust that, already, the university
management had received an interim report about the
incidence from the concerned head of department.
The university’s authority, it was gathered, is still
investigating the incidence.
Efforts to reach the Director Public Affairs Ahmed Shehu
were not successful. He sent a text message saying he was in
a meeting.
When contacted by phone, the Police Public Relations
Officer, Kano State Command, Deputy Superintendent Musa
Majia said the University authorities have reported the case
to police on Monday and that the Commissioner, Alhaji
Maigari Abbati had ordered the transfer of the case to the
Criminal Investigation Department for further inquiry.
Source:www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/education/buk-female-student-takes-own-life-over-registration/148429.html?platform=hootsuite

What's this one writing... Sound Sultan, Darey Art Alade are the best lyricist in Nigeria. Sound Sultan is just an underrated artist... He has one of the best Nigeria collaboration wth 2Face...

tall2ce:
how UNN enter north for your map? u want make Ndigbo ppl start abuse u

na the kind student ABU dey produce... No mind the mumu boy

Vinshu:
That is a broke and cheap budget.

If you cannot get a car for her then try something else that she would like such as the teddy bear. Get a very big one. A White one. That is also ok.

you be 419, how many men can afford a 2k gift for their wife. Opere

Choose Calabar my guy... If na babes dey get am, if na weather e dey there, if na to save na the right city... Think am sha.

I smell Incest... How can u describe your sister this way and also mention ur dick to it. Anyway if u like cut ur sister breast or give her rag to wear, one day bushmeat go catch the hunter. Thank God I no kuku get sister sef so guys in the house let's start operation Bleep OP's sister.

ComradeNwike:
Come o!Are you me?

no, I am me

Mufasa27:
I know by now u go don turn wiz khalifa na everything u go dey smoke from cigar to hemp, hookah and the list goes on....

so unfortunate to disappoint u, I don't drink nor smoke

Hahahahhaha... Reminds me those days when I was playing street football, I have always imagine the sweetness/satisfaction people derive from smoking... So one day I saw a man smoking, I followed him until he threw the last part of the cigarette. I picked it and started smoking coming back home. Friends saw me and reported me to my mum

adonbilivit:
Gionee m3 for sale. price: #25k

you're a comedian

Breaking News: I just had a few chat with the agent that called me the second time from PTDF... According to her, everything is done on set as we are awaiting payment for the program and also to the training institute. You will be call as soon as it is done.
I told her how most of us have abandoned going for Masters, job searching because of this program. With all honesty in her voice and persuasive she assured the program is a priority for PTDF and everything is on set immediately payment is done. Thank you. Still add this number 08066259943 on whatsapp for fast response on any development. God bless us all

Nice one Skales... Good for him. People are just taking advantage of this social media to talk shit perhaps in real life na introvert them be sef. Before you talk make sure your tongue is connected to ur brain