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Stlomo1s:
Nice write up.....expectin more of it frm u.love u guys...hmmm heeman'i didnt mean it oooo

heemah:
Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! I knew it! Dandypearl we said it! It has to be a dream! This is too bloody to be true!
Gosh!! Donkross1, you are The Man!! *thumbs up*
May you always increase in knowledge.

heemah:
Wow! Madam Theeldah, this is very nice! Keep it up..
Lemme mention my "Everywhere You go" squad -Dandypearl, Donkross1, Mattkent, Sageez, Bamilizy, Been a while I saw Abuklaw and Ysadiq..where u guys dey?

uthman305:
Audrey nothing gonna happund to ur eyes...u not Gonna go blind...may almighty Allah protect you..buh 2day is ma birthday..Audrey 2day is ma birthday plz show me love...plz guys show me love also...

Stlomo1s:
If u no 1 make i marry u,come update....i av spoken

Missmossy:
Work more on the construction of your sentences,your diction too. Interesting piece.

heemah:
So Joseph want to disappoint me after staking my money on him abi?
Is he sick? Cancer? Abeg Leriebloom come and update more! Biko

heemah:
Pls check the last update, there are few typos there, also mistaken Nelson's name for Nicks in d third paragraph.
make Nicks no kum spoil Karina's wedding ooo.. Abeg!
Dandypearl, where art thou?

heemah:
See as donkross1 finish me! Is it a crime to invite u to a good tori? Tho Sageez is the President of "Everywhere you go", but your Bae n I do the waka waka too...
Bamilizy, you are officially welcomed and your request has been granted too. You are now a member of MTN.
Back to the story, Donkross1 why u dey scare person nah? Abeg na only me dey house faaa and I fink im hearing some unusual noise too.. Dandypearl, pls come n keep m company.

Sageez:
heemah u see as donkross1 de side dandy. No 'p' sha. Anytime dandy mention me, i go call donkross to come see

Sageez:
lol. Donkross1, what are trying to say?
Dont you know that dandypearl is the new unofficial MTN staff working in NL? Abeg my dear @ Bamilizy, your request is in the right office, I'm sure dandy knows what to do.
Heemah I see you.
Mattkent your boy is loyal milk sir!
Where is Ysadiq? That guy is becoming more scarce than fuel.
To all the readers, Sageez welcomes you to this thread

donkross1:
Welcome ma'am.


Instead of dandypearl, you should mention heemah and Sageez. 2 of dem don waka pass Ajala for dz nairaland.

Sageez:
Increase my pace to the thread. Donkross1 @ it again.

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
Sageez is in need of a wife, interested ladies with the qualities listed below should apply in person.

QUALIFICATION:

1: You must be fat, I don't mean the orogbo(ish) kind of fat o before you kill me on the bed. I mean the Africa kind of fat woman. Wait o, what I'm trying to say is that she should neither be a lekpa or an orogbo, just inbetween.

2: your bride price shouldn't be more than 5k

3: you must be a professor in the field of snoring. I mean the kind of snoring that could numb an evil spirit.

Interested applicant should apply via this thread owner. Other qualities will be discussed at the interview.

Ride on donkross1

Stlomo1s:
Hi guys or shud i say hi rumiz'as in mattkent rumz(lolz)pls i wil lyk mattkent and dankross1 2 reply dis ma particular msg'may b welcome or just anytin pleasant 2 d ear.the opposite of 'i love u is not i hate u nor is it i dnt need u but the rreal opposite is'dere is really notin i can do for u even no matter hw i tried'and dis is wot happen here in dis rum'as in'dis rum is just 2 wonderful and it's fill wit lovely people.cant imagine dis rumz can sti b lively as dis even wen d story is kind of finished.u guys is just 2 much lyk d type of'dankross,matkent,heeman and d one nd only dandypearl'sorry 4 d spellin dou' THIS IS WHAT IS CALLED'''''L'O'V'E'''''''love among members of mattkent rumz or thread:......

heemah:
hmmmmnn! Just passing by oo.
Dandypearl love, thanks for the mention..
see as d tori dey hot..Donkross1 at it again..Who's the acting bartender? Pls serve me chilled Hollandia Strawberry Yoghurt.

sbabimbola:
I'd check back in 2 months time then......

meanwhile, no one should take my seat oooooo!

my 1 million dollar purse is on it toooo.


Good job @ OP

heemah:
Johnspurgeon014 , hope all is well?

AudreyTimms:
Hello everyone. It's not my wish to leave you all in suspense. Been trying to reply comments since on thursday but my posts were being deleted automatically. Been trying to post all morning as well, same problem. I sent the thread prefect Jonathan2787 to you guys but i guess he's been offline. I have however notified the mod in charge. So please let's be patient till in the evening. And my eyes are beginning to have issues. Thanking you.

donkross1:
See dz geh oo . Ello bae

invincible4:
Loving this story. Hey guys i'm new here! Really don't know how this site rolls