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donkross1 no min mattkent jawe. I just dey here. Abeg donkross1 share the gala and the booze jawe make we dey take that one wash mouth before food(update) come |
donkross1:My baby oya chop kiss . @ sageez - It’s your birthday mah orente and you’re still just as beautiful, genuine and kind as the day I met you may your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth of sunshine, the happiness of smiles, the sounds of laughter, the feeling of love and the sharing of good cheer.. Here's to wishing you an Happy Birthday with gratitude and have an amazing one mah honeypie. |
No weapon fashion against my Donkross1 shall prosper. Heemah I love you darling but biko no make me choose between you and my donkross1. He's not the same as jennifer's kross. So he can neva b sacked. The one who belonged to everyone and belong to nobody(Mattkent) has talked. Henn henn Sageez what I hear with you spoiling my reputation? The new family should just come nd sit beside me. So abeg voting cancelled na Madam Dandypearl Donkross1 talk am ![]() |
OYAY:welcome jawe. Abeg make I book that front space between you nd donkross1 jawe. Sageez to the back row abeg!!! Heemah darling you are invited too iyaff reserve one space for you as me sef go soon join you for Ilorin . |
This is a good story minus the typos nd paragraphing. But instead of giving short updates, why not calm down nd give us longer updates As much as we are in a hurry, we wouldn't mind a little wait to better enjoy it. Just my opinion tho... |
donkross1: welcome. Mattkent biko update nah. Na here I dey sinx morning else make I no talk am Fiyah abeg update too @ a hole in your cotton. |
I don dey come heemah cool down. Sure I read between the lines and I no mind if u b Kent's PPPPPA as long as that food reach me. But you sageez! Wetin 'My donkross1(Not jennifer's kross) do you sef. So he don thiefer yah plate shay. Surely diariz gawd in heafen ![]() |
donkross1::-/ Jesus is watching you from heaven ![]() |
Wait did I hear someone z having a bday parry with free drinks donkross1 iyaff come again. Hemmm Mattkent thanks for the update after a looooooooooong wait. Kross are you playing with my best friend? As in Vanessa my bae I told you this jennifer bae na evil influence for you :-/ just no carry am come for inside this tory parlor. HBD DVMtuppence. At this rate everyone is having a bday I think I'll celebrate anoda birthday tomorrow. Abi![]() |
donkross1: dandypearl reporting sir! Oya make I check am out before I rest! |
donkross1: my Oga I don port fully. I even brought my mat and ghana-must-go. Heemah sef don gree the position wey I give her ![]() |
Heys donkross1 because I no dey base na so u don cheat me You forget say I fit Dis-Bartender you? why you make heemah d Assistant Bartender She's supposed to be the Assistant to the Assistant Bartender nah Mattkent too and you they look am Meanwhile HBD to you mistytohcute. Bartender free drinks for all in my name . Don't thank me dear ![]() |
Well I'm glad nothing happened to Sadiq. Thanks Mattkent
Donkross1 come ooo. Food don ready ![]() |
Following fender to bumper ![]() |
donkross1: What's doing you? Your Jennifer abi? I trust she's gonn break your heart. But Sadiq too Well me iyam waiting sha. Oya shift make I siddon. You don thief my space ![]() |
so you mean to tell me Sadiq don kpeme be that Lailai Sadiq I cover you with the blood of all the females in the tory. Oya! Wake up:PHe no wake sha |
Mattkent: Yessir? *Walks in with a confused face* Mattkent I got a call? *Yawning* #Woke up from sleep after I got the call* |
donkross1: Back to base now. Hope I didn't miss anything You henn henz24, wait till I send Janelle come meet you But I go dey think about the massage sha cuz dat my area of specialization ![]() |
donkross1:Dandypearl reporting over the hill and mountain. OVER!!! |
donkross1:what have I missed I can't bliv kross z falling in with dis evil schemer. Well na him sabi sha as long as ntn happens to donkross1. Not dat I like u, miss u or sumthing like dat. (Jennifer's words) |
:PWell donkross1 u r soo full of it I'm
only a concerned customer. |
One thing I'm learning here is 'Patience'. Well Mattkent take all the time u need we'll wait. But not too long. Donkross1 where you disappear to? Don't go visiting your ex again cuz Jennifer z a jealous bae ooo. We don't want anything happening to our 'supplier' Looooool |
donkross1: ![]() |
DandyPearl you too like free things [/quote] donkross1 mind urself oo. Infact Kent let Jennifer use kross do shakara small he don wan dey form here. @ zeerdah welcome jawe. Nd thank you |
Welcome back Kent. Good to have you back. Tell the special someone a big thank you from us all. We appreciate. Jennifer though, God yaff catch her!!! She think say she fit use our own kross wash like that. She finally met her match. Congrats donkross1 but softly treat her sha ![]() |
Nice write-up. Thumbs up. But next week? |
donkross1: Join the #BringBackMattkent# movement. |
donkross1, donkross1, donkross1. How many times I call you? You sure say your evil bae neva carry Kent go because she know say she go end up with you last Biko just tell ur bae to leave Kent alone ooo. Hen hen. But Mattkent #Sighs#. Meanwhile HBD Aipete2. GGMUB. |
Donkross1 will u get yourself here? We've got new famz in the house nd u didn't even perform the rites - Free drinks first. I'm telling you ooo. I'll dis-supplier you. Just wait nd let Kent hear of this. But Kent sef I wonder where he went![]() |
[quote author=donkross1 post=39286714] shey make I kan dey get enemies nii. Okay DandyPearl is not my friends :oI trust you nah. U no go wan shebe. Besides who's seen Kent Op abeg ehn I take jennifer kross beg you come update ![]() |
donkross1 its everyone that's ur friend. Yo! OP! I tink its high time u updated . The last update left me hanging nd iyaff wan fall off |
donkross1 no min mattkent jawe. I just dey here. Abeg donkross1 share the gala and the booze jawe make we dey take that one wash mouth before food(update) come
As much as we are in a hurry, we wouldn't mind a little wait to better enjoy it. Just my opinion tho...

Heys donkross1 because I no dey base na so u don cheat me