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heemah:
Happy birthday to my boo of life!! May Allah bless ur new age! MHR! Age with grace deawiee...
donkross1, what's wrong with Mattkent's no? He isn't picking calls. Dandypearl love, how have u been? Me yaf missed u ooo..

Thanks dear love. I miss you too but me sef miss me cuz I can't seem to find myself ;P.

Chai! See as I carry last sha! But thank God iyaff reach.

donkross1:
Ding ding. Hollaaaa people. Gather round, have got news.

Today is Mattkent's birthday... Let's all drop our birthday wishes and if you wanna send him a gift, send it through me.


Party time people. Free drinks
Heemah
DandyPearl
Damyem
Afz9095
Sageez
Maggielovely
Mutdam
Olaxtra
Daslad
M003
Ernie98
Kingphillip
Youngseraph
Emerald18
Jhybho
Fiyah
Chinwezdasilva.
Make una tell em rest too jaare.

Chai! See as I cum carry last. Well its better late than never. HBD Mattkent. Wish you longevity and prosperity. All the finest, bestest, and goodest things in life are my wishes for you. Have a fabulous and amazing birthday ever.
P.S - don't forget to invite the crew whenever you have a story going on.
Peace Am Out

Hey! Wait! Someone said a free drink for all. Where's mine

Donkross1 u do well na U no fit ask of me abi I'll show you oo. BTW did anyone here invite heemah my bestie If not bia bia bae come ooo. Oya OP, kontinu!

Make I siddon view the tory .....Who caller me?

Newbie in the house. This is superb! Its indescribable. More from where this came from. Waiting for anoda update! #Donkross1, heemah, afz9095, mattkent, sageez, jaytoy, calmdove, maggielovely, henz24, damyem. Coman check this out ya'all!

Maggielovely:
Swry dear, its bin a while 4 me too, hw z ur health nw?

thanks sweethrt I'm better now

YeeeepAaa! So I missed this much? Dis my body wey no Well no good ooo. Heemah, donkross1 sageez, calmdove, maggielovely all of una no do tooo well too. Nice story Mattkent and nice way of ending it too. Everything fell right into place as it should be. Maybe the story was pre-destined sef Who knows ?. Definitely gonna miss this thread for reals. Hope u start a new thread soon.

donkross1:
Maami no vex for me, na xmas hustle tight.

I been dey vex before but as I come hear xmas I no vex again. As long as you don't forget to include my name on santa's

Ok. Donkross1 una no do well ooo. U no even find me

repogirl:
Thankyou... False Pretenses is a complete story and available for sale here for just N200

http://okadabooks.com/about/book/9960

aunt repo, I can't access the link you posted. I'm so keen on getting the book but I can't. I'll be waiting

Daddy thank you sir. You know shidren are oliver twist - they'll always ask for me. So I say MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dey your back like an hunch. Still I follow. Get well soon though. Its the harmattan I think.

Thanks Safarigirl. Can't wait to see where this leads lanre and jaiya. I just hope it doesn't turn to 'bad blood'

Mattkent:
Get well soon.

heemah:
oops! Sorry dearie. Quickest recovery to you...

Thanks.

heemah:
Now that's my man! Good to have you back here darl.
dandypearl, donkross1, Sageez, where art thou??

hey sweets. I'm not here actually but I jez decided to pop in cuz I know u musta been missing me. I'm not feeling too well. See you when I'm back

The good thing here is even though it came in late u still managed to put it down. So u r off d hook. U r forgiven

DandyPearl On Set. Following. Oya kontinu. Heemah, donkross1, sageez, Afz9095, maggielovely, damyem, calmdove, mattkent. Oya bia bia. Iyaff reserve sit for all of you

#TrynaCleanAllDustOnThread#This harmattan no do too good oo. I sure say na him catch dis thread wey everywia come dry like this. Heemah, sageez, donkross1, calmdove, damyem, maggielovely, afz9095, djhack1, Mj45, where are you all? I cast the spirit of the Non-Humans out of you all to return to your Human state

I dunno why or how ooo but anyone that ban our safarigirl should biko just un-ban her

Keep it rolling! Kontinu. Make I balance well well.

heemah:
Hmmmmnnnn! Dandypearl love, see as you dey chop clean mouth, thanks for not inviting me oooo...
Ride on maggielovely..

no vex bae. I did not even find the story - it found me lool I actually tot I was invited oo but not to worry dear. Its good you're here also

Sageez:
babe no vex, u no say I no fit fall your hands. Mattkent why are you delaying the update? Shoutout to Donkross1, dandypearl, heemah and calmdove. Good morning to all #humans and #Non-humans. Happy hamatan to you all

Sageez I see you. Damyem you're mouthed also. Heemah and donkross1, maggielovely and calmdove. I see ya'all. The harmattan dey do me somehow somehow. I no wan baff joor! Mattkent what's happening? U promised us an update the day before yesterday nah

Nice one oga OP! The last nymph? That should be Audrey. Just my guess though but keep the ball rolling!

Following! Next please

Whew! Finally caught up with ya'all. I had wanted to silently read and non-humanly run away but my conscience wouldn't let me. Nice piece of work you got going on here. Kudos oyin. Donkross1 and calmdove you guys henn. Missmossy I see you're here also.

heemah:
Dandypearl of life, Bestie's boo; donkross1 , Sageez sweets, Ex-love Mattkent, Cutest Calmdove and Damyem moi, how have y'all been?
Now that I'm here, let's keep this thread alive again! Bartender, give everyone their drink of choice!! The bill is on Me...
Dandypearl, any gist?

welcome back love. I trust you saw a post by Essiprity that said we are chatter boxes . But I just don't wanna go after her. Donkross1 didn't take it too lightly though. I'm glad you're back though this thread z been boring without you

donkross1:











Are we supposed to obey you two or what ? So you guys can just pop outta no where to tell us what to do? Cos you guys are Bill n Warren? Nawa ooo

confirm. I wonder also

Mj45:
Pls NO more comments till Makkent makes an update. Haba, when I see followed page reading 80, I rush down here only to see COMMENTS without an update!!!! It is an appeal 4 now oh. Makkent pls report here OR ......

you henn see what you caused. See as thread come dey silent like say na non-humans dey thread . Btw where did ya'all go

heemah:
did u just say that?? Dandypearl comman see something ooo...Water don pass garri! Hmmmnn!! Laughing in Japanese!

I kuku dey here oo heemah. Sebi u see donkross1 too I tire them faa . I no wan shuga shuga moo sef

Hey Mattkent welcome back from the land of the Non-human good to have you back so when are we to expect another update Donkross1

heemah:
Gud afternoon everyone! How u holding up with this harsh weather? The Sun at my town can fry human being to Kilishi. To my besties : Dandypearl, Calmdove 0p0and Damyem, missed u bunch..Sorry i switched to Non human mode these past few days! Was busy with my cousin's wedding ceremony! I brought lots of goodies for u guys..Sageez, Afz9095, djhack1, maggielovely (pls stop turning guys head with your beauty) and others, wats popping?
Now to the main koko, donkross1, come and sit in front of me first. Why can't u stick to a woman? It's always you and every new girl on this thread? U no dey tire? Are u the only man here? After all, Sageez, djhack1 and others are here..As from now on, Sageez will assume the position of the bartender on this thread..You are suspended indefinitely!
Have I spoken your mind, Dandypearl Bestie?
Btw, anyone that knows Mattkent had better tell him I'm divorcing him soon..Where has he been all this while??

You did dear. Welcome back dearie.