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dhevid:
Like we care, bro the summary of everything is that, the party was a huge success, haters were not expecting it to hold


No be clear eyes I take reach house yesterday o

I was doing 140km/h from Oshodi through ikeja along and this niggá so faded sat next to me couldn't tell me I was flying.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Hahahahahahaha
In other words mostly broke thirsty niggas were present

Yes... Thirsty niggas came in Benzes and Sporties, yes... I'm a thirsty morfucking hungry dude cos I grind, I hustle, I toil, I burn up that energy, I put in work, I sweat. Bítch ass niccur...what you hungry for? Skanky ass niccurs like you ain't shii.

IamLEGEND1:
There’s albums to drop, there’s liquor involved
There’s stories to tell, he's been through it all
Interviews are like confessions
Get the fuck_about his dressing room
NL bitchès confusing him with questions Like:

Do you love this shít?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?
Are you single?
I heard you fucked_your girl, is it true?
You getting money?
You think them niggahs you with is wit’ you?

Fück I love this song.

Princess4ng:
Celeb celeb... I dey hail ooo.. I heard atleast 2 cars were in the party.. Hope urs was part of them

There was at least 10 cars at the party, only 3 drove to the beach side, the rest parked outside to avoid that crazy exit traffic.

cococandy:
Lmao.

How silly. Zero sense.
So the asiwaju or whatever will understand Igbo culture enough to pilot the affairs of the igbos over there?
This is stupid to say the least

Shoo... You Don vex! Oya! Come and be the Eze Nwaanyi Apunawu Omalicha Asampete Oyoyo 1 in my life. let me make the sun jealous and envious so much that the sun refuses to rise cos another Awu is up and shining from the East

debque:
jeeeezzz....just woke up from sleep paralysis, I remembered I droped my tablet beside me den poof!!!!...couldn't move my body,,started seeing different images, unknown forces pressing me like I was being glued to d bed...it was actually scary at first but then I started experimenting, was tryng all what I learn on Google bout not panicking n all that, tried floating out of my own body and it worked..what I could not understand was how I took down the hulk...cos beating him and breaking his head was wat actually freed me from the paralysis ooo..... first thing I said when I woke up was..."MEHN that was very strong"..

Y'all be having Incubus ans Succubus visiting you (paralysis especually) and you calling it Lucid dream. Y'all better step up your praying game.

BlackJo:
by the way I changed my shocks cause they were bad o

no be pinging noise make me change am

If you love yourself, better tell that kazeem of a mechanic of yours to install that thermostat he removed. Do you have any idea what that single thing does.

Maybe he's even sold it to one big man who will pay handsomely for it as he be say original no dey market.

You shouldn't leave Kazeems like that to work on your car without supervision. Always collect components they tell you is bad and you ain't sure of. Just collect it take it home.

Talk2Bella:
Thanks

Just stating the obvious...me lady, You're welcome anyway

Rogbese:
You are quite correct, this is a computer generated image. It will be physically impossible to move this load over land. And the number of trailer heads required to pull such a load is something else. This type of load will be transported in sections and assembled onsite.

Your feeble mind knows nothing about Engineering, just stick to what you know how to do best, which is "End user". Impossible is a myth and forbidden word in the world of Engineers.

Talk2Bella:

So...You'll break that gate now and be telling me "mio Mó Móó" abi? come on! Will you get inside

By the way...nice widows peak (one of my fetish).

Enybliss:
you was looking for my weave?

Naa...your weave was another context entirely.

COOLDK:
Lolz I need 5secs Car to ride with you. Can we try out on a free Saturday on Lekki bridge road?9

Sure lol . What's under your hood?

Enybliss:
nawao i just tire for una

Sometimes you just have to live it up.

I guess my discuss was relevant for a quote . Anyways... I found what I was wanting on your profile ...really sharp weave

Enybliss:
not being scared of death is different from dying before your time

Doing 40km/h on a freeway is as dangerous as doing 260km/h.. So wish would you rather choose?

Anyways.... Come ride with me. In my SL500 Mercedes.

Cc: COOLDK I know your moniker infer as the DK in "Tokyo drift". Right now I have a Mercedes E430 V8, double rail for stability. Let's do a quarter mile... .

Talk2Bella:
Some nepa people will come and claim engineers now

Lol will you keep kwayet there.

shadowman408:
Didn't anyone notice that this picture is a work of software? For a trailer to move a tank that large, first thing to consider what material is the tank made of, if the material is the usual steel then how much is the weight when empty and when filled. Next thing how powerful should the engine of the trailer be to carry such a weigth. The question continues. Anyway, forget about the logic and focus on the fact that this pic is a product of software design.

You're definitely not an Engineer... When an Engineer makes a review, you definitely would know. I know you admire the Engineering signature. Questions to ask should be "turning radius" "surface tension due weight" "maneuverability due to excess blind spot" "efficacy" "maintenance cost"... This are just layman Engineering terms as regards the discuss.

potbelly:
I wonder why they removed his trousers and shoes

It baffles me too but I know there are lots off places in America(Compton, Bronx, Miami...) where you'd be laying wasted on the sidewalk the very minute you stepping out a designer shoe store.

Niggas be killing niggas over designers.

FP sturvs

Disneylady:
And who says she doesn't party?

I'm not making claims at you, I cc: you just to save space as to those excuses the ladies been giving.

Shakitibob0:
hahahahahaha...lwkmd

Must ladies attend?

You know it's best when the sexies mix, makes the atmosphere radiant.

JLopez:
Lmaooo Tashagirl Misshatey come here o

Abi... I just dey see "I don't party", "I no dey near water", "I'm still thinking" Lame! Lame!! Excuse...dont you see youths turn up for college spring break and road trips. Imagine some dude telling a girl say she wan travel to lag for party... Where's the sense of adventure...I'm just tired of stupid, I can't deal anymore.


By they way... Lovely smile there

Cc:Disneylady

vizkiz:
You are advised to come with your own Bae while coming..btw, the ladies are not ignoring this concept they are just contacting us about it off nairaland.

Your second statement was all that was needed. No need to be agitated, I am for and not against.

I hope this party don't turn gay party cos I can't help but observe the level NL ladies are boycotting this party. I was patient enough to get through all 31 pages.
Cc: vizkiz

Jarus:
Make I show?

Bro...you have to emerge ooo

refiner:
Lol...so if the timing favour u...

U will travel all the way to lag for a beach party?

Do you have any idea how youths migrate for college spring break. What's wrong with your sense of adventure, it isn't just about the party. Stop trying to survive.... Start Living.

sinaj:
I dnt stay in Lasgidi na

If you'd come...bills on me. #MyWord

tinny898:
hope say we go fit carry shisha alng

Abeg... Carry SK join

Janetessy:
Awww




How I wish a good nairalander can just sunrise me today with a gift.

What happened to the Nairaland DMs you've been ignoring.

Mujaheeeden:
But this story ehn

Wait ooo... Is this not thay Kenyan flexible girl that made fp this morning

streetzdreamz:
like you read ma mind, was bout to ask you that same stability question, am walking that path too in the nearest future, I love speed and ion care if it gets me killed someday.

That path is every mans fantasy, to some... It's a dream; to me... It's both. Speed thrills and it kills. Observe all protocols before taking that pedal to the metal. Mercedes are notoriously unreserved when it comes to taunting you if you put her to the test.

I can assure you you won't look back once you transit to the Galaxy of stars

streetzdreamz:
lols, you get mind o I hit the brake when I exceed 180,260km/h ain't beans man, what were you thinking!

Just one of those times you just wanna live it up. Trust me...the mercedes was like "is that all you've got?" . balance was superb, you wan try Benz and their heavy chassis.