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Odometer looks fictitious

Dfinex:
hmmm....I give it to u people. U are the bomb.

una too get activity, no dull moment.

Oh good Lord...heres someone who knows the real deal. Wanna know what makes Engineering better than Medicine... "Doctors put the life of their patient on the line but an Engineer puts his life on the line" Engineers are under-appreciated, especially in this part of the world.

YUNGLURD:
Its packaging is appalling, it looks like a bag of nails....just compare lake rice packaging to this

My brother... Lagos is PHENOMENAL. Death and coma dem ni be same.

The snub was a setup, I feel for the guy for he may never recover from the trauma of that event. Very wicked.

I888:
lwkmd and then add in bracket (MMM)

Mugun Mowowa Malo

I888:
lol. Not really in the mood but she did made me hate girls for a long time though. I hated every girl. Imagine one girl making you hate every other girl. I became arrogant, vile and impatient towards girls.

Bro... Don't let a narcissistic sociopath ruin your happiness and self esteem. A sociopathic scenerio in medicine is one which the patient is ignored and the victim is treated.
I'm sure while you was with this girl, your hunches were tingling, Vibing but you ignored cos you was blinded... Right. Moral... Always trust your hunches, they're fact filed below the conscious level.

bonfreregong:
Let em know,u don't fvck people over and go Scot free.

Funny how people say "leave it to Karma" I be like "da fück! bítch I'm karma "

bonfreregong:
Na to load the chopper bro

... Let it rain on 'em like brimstone.

I888:
i knew someone, likely a lady, would take your stance.

Not saying what he did was right, but we have no idea what the lady did that could make him take such action.

Newton 3rd law of motion: To every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Some actions are proportional to a reaction.

I know for sure I have been driven to think nothing bu evil towards my ex, the only person I couldn't forgive for more than 2 years, except for God's grace that held me back.

I didn't even see your quote before I posted mine but seems we're in synch. Some girls just like to awaken ones demon, they'd be the one shouting #YorubaDemon up and down.
still struggling to forgive an ex cos I'm so craving to be Karma herself.

Efe16:
the ex is so childish. if u were good enough u would have been the groom. the past is in d past.. let her b.. after spoiling the wedding what did he gain?. in his small mind he has revenged.. no wonder they broke up he is a boy not a man

There are 3 sides to a story... I'm sure you're well acquainted with the 3. More so... "To every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" I'm guessing this the reaction part.
You don't fool people 3 times and still expect the peace sign.

Xensity:
Virginity is overrated. There is actually nothing intrinsically special about it. It's just one of those ideological cultural frameworks that people subscribe to without examining critically.

If the idea of keeping one's virginity till one gets married should ever be taken seriously, then it should also be emphasized in the camp of males too, and not just in the camp of females.

If anyone demands that his wife-to-be remains a virgin till they get married, a notion I find inherently silly, and a mere product of ideological indoctrination and sheepish conformity, he too has to be a virgin, and remain one till he gets married. Don't expect from someone something you can't deliver.

If as a man you've been circumcised, then there's no point staying celibate cos I think that's masculine hymen but since it's been passed down since ancient time that all male be circumcised(disvirgined), men have earned the eternal hall pass to penetrate beyond the inner labia through forced induction at any Psi desirable. bro...it's a man's world, the fact that we belong to the same phylum doesn't put us in the same class. #Don'tInterfareWithNature

Vanessa88:
May God bless your home, Hbd to the little Afonipod.

Iponja sounds well integrated... Don't you think.

A Lil too high for an I4.

This is so going to be interesting. Ok... Here goes:

HIHGWAY:
I seriously don't mess around when on the highway, it's mostly 10-2 o'clock tho sometimes I get comfy and drop my guard to 7 o'clock when I'm my Eclass, but I quickly comport myself.

CITY:
OP: I know it's bad but nothing will ever deprive me of rocking my 12 or 1 o'clock with my left hand where my time piece is strapped and my right elbow resting on the extended center console with fingers caressing my beards and lips.

how can you tell me to 9-3 when my whip is sitting on 18" AMG crabbies, body 5" to the ground. When I'm cruising through my street and I'm bout to take that corner, I take it late so I can roll the steering 3 times(Benz Only) with my palm, wheels look like they gone pop out but naa...when he no be Honda
I swear... This shii is gangster

xendra:
That statement "na woman" is reflex the man was not badly hurt because "na woman" if it was a man that used that same rock, helment or not you will still be singing a different song. I guess thats why people are quick to overlook. not saying its ok though

If you want to be "for" vividly state yoir ground if you gone be "Against" state that vividly... Stop being a two face talking from both sides of the mouth. If you gon be a square peg, stick to that and fit your freaking hole, y'all need to stop acting like an hydra Medusa biatch.
TOODLES

sparkleRed:
And here I thought I was addressing a responsible matured fellow smh

How did my well articulated response make me any lesser than mature and responsible. How does having an intellectual discuss dipped in humor makes one immature and irresponsible.

I refuse to be surprised, as you seem like one of them feminine folk who would rather ask her significant other "who was that lady that called informing me you had an accident?" the moment he gets out of a comma.

I got nothing but love for y'all.

Emancipate yourself from the shackles of the mind.

Toodles

sparkleRed:
Females too

You don't say! never have I come across one in all my doggying expedition. As a profound Archeologist of Sexotomy and An adventurous one at that, I suggest you allow me explore your Jerusalem to collect factual datas to confirm or debunk the discussed hypothesis. One time is enough (Owo Kan Peré)

Cc: Justeenaleo

Justeenaleo:
why won't they grow, is shiit not manure again? constant lubrication

Are you affirming that you have a Plantation of the said matter cos @jeff1607 just affirmed it's only applicable to men, which I in my intellectual inclination deduce it could only be a factor of testosterone level.

jeff1607:
only males grow hair around there

Na true ooo... Since I don dey do doggy, I never see one girl get hairy yansh.

Hol up!! Hol up Niccur! This means you're a doggy pro-styler

Abeg.. Who has that meek mill meme abeg

titsqueez:
babies having babies

... I'm talking bout how I grind
Niggas be thinking it's voodoo, the way bricks be multiplying
Affiliated with wealth, associated with... #Ross-Pirates

Corrinthians:
Please, ayamnotunderstanding.

What sense is there in someone posing fully clad inside a jacuzi

These so called celebrities just do very dumb things but we excuse them because they are "celebrities". Must he take a picture in a jacuzi? This is dumbness taken to a whole new level jor.

Stylee my asss.

Dumbness is when you can't differentiate a bathtub from a jacuzzi

#spits

I'm so lost for words with Lagos state. honestly, one could get an orgasm from the wonderment of this state.
#Eko o ni baje

Greedgod:
gime ur email and ama do dis 4 u

Captain save a hoe

sexymoma:
What up with the lip gloss
Na new style

Its called lip balm aka chapstick, chapice. Y'all need to stop using chapstick is specifically for men.

Justnora:
Kim and Beyonce also got dumped at a time in their life you know they are girls like was who go through life. Well Kcee also left ebube and married the next person he started dating. Beauty isn't everything boo.

Cc: Rokiatu


And the overbloated Beyonce has been cheated on recently by you know who, that was a few time space from when she gifted him a G5... Hence lemonade, pls dont tell me you haven't heard about that dirty linen.

MrnovaLyn:
chop knuckle u sabi beta Tin

*bump*

MrnovaLyn:
can't take panadol for another's Headache #For.ur.eyez.only

Na j. Cole album be that na

Dhavidoh:
okeke

Do you have this keyboard for Samsung tab 10.1

ugochukwufrenzy:
The best musıc to lısten after a breakup ıs enya...but waıt,why yeye topıcs just de hıt fp back to back?

Or yanni if you don't need vocals.

Sam Smith for softie guys

For guys like me ==> j Cole - No role model
Drake ft Lil Wayne - hell yea
Bry$on tyler- sorry not sorry
Travi$ scott- Uber everywhere
Kendrick Lamar - U.O.E.N.O freestyle
Lil Wayne - amazing Amy
Drake - hate sleeping alone
Drake - take care (deluxe edition)
Wale ft Rihanna - bad remix
Tyga- ready to fück

... Just to mention a few, this are kinda my day to day Playlist tho.

*modified*
Oh!...every "art" by The weekend

debque:
most 3letter words in Yoruba tend to have different meanings...

That's when you don apply the special overhead/under characters.

RedboneSmith:
You mean Igbo is a tonal language. Yoruba language has the same thing. For example, 'Ogun' and 'Oko' can mean a whole lot of different things depending on how you pronounce them.

You are wrong there, it doesn't cos a properly written Yoruba come with the special overhead/under character signs and stress in each tonation, and as such they are pronounced. I.e Ógun= war : ògun=God of iron etc