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CrimeRe: Abuja Lady Slaps A Gym Instructor Twice (Video) by Danfuster(m): 2:00pm On Jan 30, 2017
CXLVII:
That dude is matured!

He would have been spending th rest of his life behind bars if he reacted
It is mature and not matured. Humans can never stop maturing...only animals and plants get matured. (excuse the pun)
CultureRe: 3 Female Osun Followers Solicit For Alms, Dressed In White (Photos) by Danfuster(m): 1:24pm On Jan 30, 2017
helinues:
i tire oo

Seriously, we really need to stop some tradition.. Imagine put in on a well starched white cloth, and you have to prostrate infreont of your inlaws
It is who we are and we are not complaining. We are not bastards that points to his father's house with a left hand. However, you don't have to been born out if wedlock or adultery to be tagged a Bastard in Yoruba land, just simply act foolishly like one who's uncultured and you're a renowned Bastard.

Go stop the Roman Cardinals from kissing the Pope's fingers first, then we will sit down and maybe discuss how you want Yorubas abolish prostrating.
CultureRe: 3 Female Osun Followers Solicit For Alms, Dressed In White (Photos) by Danfuster(m): 1:13pm On Jan 30, 2017
hahn:
This is the same thing that happens in churches on Sunday mornings. So? undecided
I'm telling you bro...you will hear them call out different offerings and put out a big pavorated basket where you all are obligated to move out in rows to drop something in. God help you no commot for your sit or you not get something to drop cos everybody go see your hand, even through the basket.

The one that killed me was the day they poured out one #200 Goya oil in different plates, and as you come out to get anointed with the mark of Christ, you drop something. I was like wow... See cool business.
PhonesRe: Smartphones You Must Not Buy In 2017. by Danfuster(m): 11:06am On Jan 30, 2017
in addition, don't buy a phone that will deform your pinky. I'm taking a break from my phone, slowly adopting another style of handling my smartphone.

Phones are getting heavier by the day due to aesthetics and hunger for more Mah capacity.

Look at your pinky right now... Yes you! Look at it right now and compare it to the other, notice the deformity.
PhonesRe: Do Smartphones Really Charge Faster In Airplane Mode? by Danfuster(m): 11:48am On Jan 28, 2017
Mementoes:
Best option. But it's better to just turn off data connection if one desires to remain reachable.
If I want to remain reachable, I turn off data and turn on extreme power saving mode. Then place my phone on a sachet water (not iced), best heat sink ever. 45min later, my 3000Mah is full 0-100.

I need to take a break from my phone, it's having a bad impression on my right pinky. Anyone...notice the changes in their pinky?
GamingRe: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by Danfuster(m): 10:26am On Jan 28, 2017
Omagzee:
Yes, no light. Thanks for making it clear. I have been checking out pirates and the site is quite easy to use. Is there a torrent software for Android? If yes, recommend one for me please
I use Utorrent pro, just Google search "Utorrent pro. Apk" and you'd find lots of result, now be careful trying to download this cos some will give you something else to download. Once you download it as a file, proceed to sideloading and start enjoying tormenting.
GamingRe: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by Danfuster(m): 11:10pm On Jan 27, 2017
simiolu1:
Let me help you.
I don't mind bro.. Thanks.

Imagine! I'm using my laptop to charge my phone right now undecided even breeze no gree blow, be like recession dey that one too.
GamingRe: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by Danfuster(m): 11:00pm On Jan 27, 2017
Omagzee:
I use the Internet alot, just that I don't know how to download torrent files, I use IDM alot too. Whenever I download torrent files, it turns out to be just 5kb or so. Don't just know how to download torrent files. I wouldn't mind learning it from u tonight.
Ahh...i see. It's going to be a tough one cos minister of darkness is diligently doing his work(no power) cheesy, so imma have to do with my phone, and do screenshots.

Most times when you're on a torrent site, it will do you some good to read how to download instructions, some will give you pointers on what to look out for when you wanna download, I.e pirate Bay is a public arena but they have verified profile, those are the ones with the skull sign. This one's upload genuine files.

Importantly you have to look out for numbers of seeders, the higher the seeders... The faster your file downloads irrespective of the size but your bandwidth is the only barrier. Run from leechers.
GamingRe: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by Danfuster(m): 9:32pm On Jan 27, 2017
Omagzee:
Ok. I just don't like all that torrent thingy, but imma check it out . I played prince of persia once. Unistalled it sharply. The jump jump tire me.
You don't like torrent! guess you're not a heavy Internet user. Even got utorrent on ma phone. Damn!...MTN Magic sim surfer for my hand, Na wetin I no take ham download dey go so.
GamingRe: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by Danfuster(m): 9:07pm On Jan 27, 2017
Omagzee:
I love that game, cus its both beat 'em up and shoot em up. Do you know where I can download the PC version.
I played Onimusha on pc and finished the damn thing, it's annoyingly difficult tho, I got stuck in a place where the water comes rushing in and you have to rush to a door and press enter to exit but you have to be precisely at the center where the door meet a or the water hits you and it's restart.

Disclaimer :
Try checking Arabseed dot com or pirate Bay, be sure to have IDM and Utorrent

So no one played Prince of Persia trilogy undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hot Chase By Policemen On My Way From Work (photos) by Danfuster(m): 8:01pm On Jan 27, 2017
The Transporter #Reincarnation cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Moet Abebe Showing Off Smoking Skills [PICS] by Danfuster(m): 1:54pm On Jan 25, 2017
veekid:
Shisha na smoke? That thing too light for me biko
Sprinkle small SK on the top foil and put the coal on it... Now drag hamangry
TravelRe: Female Unilag Student & 3 Others Die In Car Crash While Returning From Nightclub by Danfuster(m): 1:50pm On Jan 25, 2017
People no go believe if I say na SARS dey pursue them.
TravelRe: Prospective Corpers Travelling To Sokoto Involved In Accident, Driver Dies(Pics) by Danfuster(m): 1:37pm On Jan 25, 2017
No airbag deployed... Hnm!
HealthRe: Mother Refuses To Breastfeed Her Baby Born With Skin Like A Shell (Graphic Pics) by Danfuster(m): 11:43am On Jan 24, 2017
And so... REPTILE was born. Welcome to MORTAL KOMBAT, CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY... hahahaha angry *in SHAO KAHN voice*
CelebritiesRe: Heavily Curvy Nigerian Girls In Atlanta Release Hot Photos And Twerking Video by Danfuster(m): 4:57pm On Jan 23, 2017
skitcentral:
The fuccck? Is that how they grow assess?
yup... That's how they do it, those who don't wanna go under the knife. This process makes the butt fat mobile giving it that bubble butt swing. However, those who want it bigger go further by collecting their belly fat and transferring it to their butt, after which a process called Tommy tuck is done, removing excess skin. That's how they get the overly perfect slim Tommy whilst retaining all that beefy thick body
RomanceRe: "You Have An Asian Ass" What The fvck Does It Mean? by Danfuster(m): 3:03pm On Jan 23, 2017
Jarizod:
This pic explains it all..

Your ass is exxtra flat..End of discussion cry keyword -- extra FLAT!
Major key =Extra grin
CelebritiesRe: Heavily Curvy Nigerian Girls In Atlanta Release Hot Photos And Twerking Video by Danfuster(m): 2:43pm On Jan 23, 2017
we know how they a achieved that.. Suction things cheesy tongue

EducationRe: Difference Between ‘in the night’ and ‘at night’ by Danfuster(m): 11:56am On Jan 23, 2017
Benyinka:
Ever been in a situation where both ‘in the night’ and ‘at night’ seemed correct but you knew only one of them was appropriate? Or you knew which of them to use but couldn’t say why? Well, we’ve all been there at some point.
I have a Lil something for you OP. I've e always argued that English is a lot complex than Math but ain't no body listen. I'll choose Math anyday tho.

EducationRe: Difference Between ‘in the night’ and ‘at night’ by Danfuster(m): 11:39am On Jan 23, 2017
ademilan:
Are u d new English teacher? Yes I are
Lmao... That Teacher must be Yoda grin

EducationRe: Difference Between ‘in the night’ and ‘at night’ by Danfuster(m): 11:21am On Jan 23, 2017
Tastemoney:
"In Ikeja" is the correct phrase
So then it's safe to inquire Phi001 coordinate by saying "where are you in?"... Right!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Lunches His Newly Owned Estate With A Race Using Fleets Of Cars(pics,vid by Danfuster(m): 12:43am On Jan 22, 2017
KingRex1:
The range was ahead initially.. Better acceleration
The GLE caught up with it.. Better speed
Well its ceteris paribus, some effects may have been factored in, like brake application n so on
For real... You telling me the RR maxed out while the GLE was still climbing. Is you know what you're saying undecided
CelebritiesRe: Davido Lunches His Newly Owned Estate With A Race Using Fleets Of Cars(pics,vid by Danfuster(m): 12:38am On Jan 22, 2017
KingRex1:
The Range has a better acceleration but the GLE is faster.
Nice terrace buildings cool.. Wait he owns it? Smart dude
Oxymoron... Smh!
EducationRe: . by Danfuster(m): 4:43am On Jan 21, 2017
Aderola15:
The birthing chair is scary ooooo shocked shocked shocked
It may seem scary but it's one of the best birthing positions, cos it offers more opening in the pelvis with less pain leaving gravity to do most of the job. History has it that women birth upright, kneeling, squatting, all-fours, side-lying, or asymmetric positions without the need of cesarean section and near Zero mortality. This are active position compared to the passive position used today.

Isn't it ironic doctors tell you not sleep facing up and when you're in labour they put you straight on your back, facing up. Here... Help yourself http://wellroundedmama..com/2015/03/historical-and-traditional-birthing.html
PoliticsRe: Policeman Dancing While Standing On A Moving Bike In Abuja. PICS by Danfuster(m): 6:24pm On Jan 19, 2017
This na EgunMogaji Bimmer o shocked, oga, lol
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Got Battered On Instagram For Posting This Picture (photo) by Danfuster(m): 9:02am On Jan 19, 2017
donshady:
That sperm should have been wasted in a condom.
Condom sef too much,angry he should have just been a wet dream expuled on the thigh and chipped off like dry akamu to the dusty humid harmattan breeze angry. Skanky looking dimwitted dïck eating fág. *spits*
Car TalkRe: Rolls Royce : 15 Eye Opening Facts You Should Know by Danfuster(m): 9:59am On Jan 16, 2017
rawpadgin:
n Yea it can, if u are drunk & driving @ a speed of 160km per minute
don't be surprised he won't die in a Rolls Royce at that speed, maybe a few bruises and breaks but definitely not death Cos he will be encapsulated by surround airbags.

Next time... Use higher figures and have it in m/h. wink
Car TalkRe: Rolls Royce : 15 Eye Opening Facts You Should Know by Danfuster(m): 9:59am On Jan 16, 2017
rawpadgin:
n Yea it can, if u are drunk & driving @ a speed of 160km per minute
don't be surprised he won't die in a Rolls Royce at that speed, maybe a few bruises and breaks but definitely not death Cos he will be encapsulated by surround airbags.

Next time... Use higher figures and have it in m/h. wink [color=#990000][/color]
Car TalkRe: A Nairalander Finished His Speedometer On Nigerian Road by Danfuster(m):
OP that's was too much risk having your family riding with you at that speed in such fragile car, if I'm not mistaken... I think that car has just two airbags.

To those saying the trees should be moving kinda...phones have really gotten smarter, cameras now come with sensors making focus and capturing moments easier, more so... The lady kept a steady hand.

There's nothing fake about the rpm, I can remember vividly someone achieving such and posting it on NL,same car but a sport trim , it caused uproar like this too good ol days we had oga Siena but it's turns out to be same thing as oga EgunMogaji said, something probably changed in the car. Transmission which is a prime suspect and a few other variables.

I'll post the pic of the other corolla once I find it.


Modified: the first pic is what people was expecting to see, however OP achieved Same as in second pic. A convincing assertion was opined by Siena as seen in the third pic.

RomanceRe: My Last Statement About The Account Issue, The Truth Will Defend An Honest Man by Danfuster(m): 7:16pm On Jan 10, 2017
Timelezz:
The boy reminds me of hardened criminals who never give up or own up when caught.

First account statement he produced was 18 million in 10 digits, all identical with Access Bank advertisement on Google play store where he copied and tried to clean out the identical figures. (See pic below)

Then when exposed he hurried to Access Bank website , printed its header and proceeded to a business centre for Photoshop where the illiterate business centre attendant wrote 18 billion for his acclaimed 18 million.
(Pic 2)
Also the said 18 million was all deposited on new year day.

I have never seen someone who so brutally killed himself and yet miraculously was still able to watch the horrors of his own death in real time. grin
Dude be watching too much will Smith movie. grin "you don't break"

PoliticsRe: See How Ikorodu Road Looked Like In 1947 by Danfuster(m): 4:02pm On Jan 10, 2017
manuel80:
Civilization

. It's real nice tho.
Civilization is Mother Nature's no1 enemy.

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