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CXLVII:It is mature and not matured. Humans can never stop maturing...only animals and plants get matured. (excuse the pun) |
helinues:It is who we are and we are not complaining. We are not bastards that points to his father's house with a left hand. However, you don't have to been born out if wedlock or adultery to be tagged a Bastard in Yoruba land, just simply act foolishly like one who's uncultured and you're a renowned Bastard. Go stop the Roman Cardinals from kissing the Pope's fingers first, then we will sit down and maybe discuss how you want Yorubas abolish prostrating. |
hahn:I'm telling you bro...you will hear them call out different offerings and put out a big pavorated basket where you all are obligated to move out in rows to drop something in. God help you no commot for your sit or you not get something to drop cos everybody go see your hand, even through the basket. The one that killed me was the day they poured out one #200 Goya oil in different plates, and as you come out to get anointed with the mark of Christ, you drop something. I was like wow... See cool business. |
in addition, don't buy a phone that will deform your pinky. I'm taking a break from my phone, slowly adopting another style of handling my smartphone. Phones are getting heavier by the day due to aesthetics and hunger for more Mah capacity. Look at your pinky right now... Yes you! Look at it right now and compare it to the other, notice the deformity. |
Mementoes:If I want to remain reachable, I turn off data and turn on extreme power saving mode. Then place my phone on a sachet water (not iced), best heat sink ever. 45min later, my 3000Mah is full 0-100. I need to take a break from my phone, it's having a bad impression on my right pinky. Anyone...notice the changes in their pinky? |
Omagzee:I use Utorrent pro, just Google search "Utorrent pro. Apk" and you'd find lots of result, now be careful trying to download this cos some will give you something else to download. Once you download it as a file, proceed to sideloading and start enjoying tormenting. |
simiolu1:I don't mind bro.. Thanks. Imagine! I'm using my laptop to charge my phone right now even breeze no gree blow, be like recession dey that one too. |
Omagzee:Ahh...i see. It's going to be a tough one cos minister of darkness is diligently doing his work(no power) , so imma have to do with my phone, and do screenshots. Most times when you're on a torrent site, it will do you some good to read how to download instructions, some will give you pointers on what to look out for when you wanna download, I.e pirate Bay is a public arena but they have verified profile, those are the ones with the skull sign. This one's upload genuine files. Importantly you have to look out for numbers of seeders, the higher the seeders... The faster your file downloads irrespective of the size but your bandwidth is the only barrier. Run from leechers. |
Omagzee:You don't like torrent! guess you're not a heavy Internet user. Even got utorrent on ma phone. Damn!...MTN Magic sim surfer for my hand, Na wetin I no take ham download dey go so. |
Omagzee:I played Onimusha on pc and finished the damn thing, it's annoyingly difficult tho, I got stuck in a place where the water comes rushing in and you have to rush to a door and press enter to exit but you have to be precisely at the center where the door meet a or the water hits you and it's restart. Disclaimer : Try checking Arabseed dot com or pirate Bay, be sure to have IDM and Utorrent So no one played Prince of Persia trilogy ![]() |
The Transporter #Reincarnation ![]() |
veekid:Sprinkle small SK on the top foil and put the coal on it... Now drag ham ![]() |
People no go believe if I say na SARS dey pursue them. |
No airbag deployed... Hnm! |
And so... REPTILE was born. Welcome to MORTAL KOMBAT, CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY... hahahaha *in SHAO KAHN voice* |
skitcentral:yup... That's how they do it, those who don't wanna go under the knife. This process makes the butt fat mobile giving it that bubble butt swing. However, those who want it bigger go further by collecting their belly fat and transferring it to their butt, after which a process called Tommy tuck is done, removing excess skin. That's how they get the overly perfect slim Tommy whilst retaining all that beefy thick body |
Jarizod:Major key =Extra ![]() |
we know how they a achieved that.. Suction things ![]()
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Benyinka:I have a Lil something for you OP. I've e always argued that English is a lot complex than Math but ain't no body listen. I'll choose Math anyday tho.
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ademilan:Lmao... That Teacher must be Yoda ![]()
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Tastemoney:So then it's safe to inquire Phi001 coordinate by saying "where are you in?"... Right! |
KingRex1:For real... You telling me the RR maxed out while the GLE was still climbing. Is you know what you're saying ![]() |
KingRex1:Oxymoron... Smh! |
Aderola15:It may seem scary but it's one of the best birthing positions, cos it offers more opening in the pelvis with less pain leaving gravity to do most of the job. History has it that women birth upright, kneeling, squatting, all-fours, side-lying, or asymmetric positions without the need of cesarean section and near Zero mortality. This are active position compared to the passive position used today. Isn't it ironic doctors tell you not sleep facing up and when you're in labour they put you straight on your back, facing up. Here... Help yourself http://wellroundedmama..com/2015/03/historical-and-traditional-birthing.html |
This na EgunMogaji Bimmer o |
donshady:Condom sef too much, he should have just been a wet dream expuled on the thigh and chipped off like dry akamu to the dusty humid harmattan breeze . Skanky looking dimwitted dïck eating fág. *spits* |
rawpadgin:don't be surprised he won't die in a Rolls Royce at that speed, maybe a few bruises and breaks but definitely not death Cos he will be encapsulated by surround airbags. Next time... Use higher figures and have it in m/h. ![]() |
rawpadgin:don't be surprised he won't die in a Rolls Royce at that speed, maybe a few bruises and breaks but definitely not death Cos he will be encapsulated by surround airbags. Next time... Use higher figures and have it in m/h. [color=#990000][/color] |
OP that's was too much risk having your family riding with you at that speed in such fragile car, if I'm not mistaken... I think that car has just two airbags. To those saying the trees should be moving kinda...phones have really gotten smarter, cameras now come with sensors making focus and capturing moments easier, more so... The lady kept a steady hand. There's nothing fake about the rpm, I can remember vividly someone achieving such and posting it on NL,same car but a sport trim , it caused uproar like this too good ol days we had oga Siena but it's turns out to be same thing as oga EgunMogaji said, something probably changed in the car. Transmission which is a prime suspect and a few other variables. I'll post the pic of the other corolla once I find it. Modified: the first pic is what people was expecting to see, however OP achieved Same as in second pic. A convincing assertion was opined by Siena as seen in the third pic.
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Timelezz:Dude be watching too much will Smith movie. "you don't break"
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manuel80:Civilization is Mother Nature's no1 enemy. |

, so imma have to do with my phone, and do screenshots. 


.. Wait he owns it? Smart dude