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CelebritiesRe: Greedy Slay Queen Messes Herself Up In Public by Danfuster(m): 10:48am On Feb 15, 2017
she was just doing just fine until those big stout...even the strong MEN run from big stout, she thinks it's Heineken you will drink and go and be peeing off anyhow. When you drink stout, you don't pee cos everything goes to your system. Just cos they're same price doesn't make them mate.

I smell mischief tho...girls don't like the bitter yet soothing tastes of stout, and if she does.. I haven't seen one that does 2 bottles. Point is, either the FB Guy is exaggerating or lying

2kobo
Car TalkRe: Top 10 Things That Ruin Your Car Paint by Danfuster(m): 6:00am On Feb 14, 2017
ivoryhouse:
Wrong soap and use of old boxers / singlets and towels to wash your car. The soap strips the wax (shine) and the cloth causes swirl marks and scratches in the paint. Nice one op
Do you really have to quote the whole thing...do the needful. Pls
Car TalkRe: Can You Make Use Of This World Tallest Bus?(photo) by Danfuster(m): 5:39am On Feb 14, 2017
1 minute of Hurricane Katrina or Sandy... And you know the rest.
PoliticsRe: Ex-CBN Staff Forfeits TEEDEK Polytechnic To Government [Photos] by Danfuster(m): 10:28pm On Feb 13, 2017
Car TalkRe: Review Of Some Of The Cool Cars I Drove Lately C300 Vs C300 4matic (part 3) by Danfuster(m): 2:02pm On Feb 13, 2017
Nice review. Don't you think a few variables like service time, engine oil, transmission fluid could could have been the reason why the 4matic clock through 200km/h seamlessly; you do know what an ordinary air filter can do, if not in optimum condition.

seem to me... Someone who cares enough to pamper his car with aftermarket trims wouldn't compromise on the specified service MATERIALS (My Opinion). Daimler did affirm they put it down equally at same 7.1 sec 0-60 mark.
Car TalkRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by Danfuster(m): 10:24am On Feb 12, 2017
Enyimbamercedes:
One of many... was driving a BMW M6 and wanted to show off the loud engine roar on acceleration . Just drove out of the office building and gave it full power. Lost the back end and was fish-tailing. I nearly ended up in a dumpster but managed to correct .
Next time... You counter steer in the direction of fishtail, if you wanna straighten up, just tap the breaks, don't slam on it else you spin out.
Car TalkRe: My Vcar Is Having Serious Hard Starting Problems by Danfuster(m):
Next time, clean it with diesel... It's not as expensive as the car wash, I say diesel... Don't use petrol oo
Car TalkRe: A Review Of Some Of The Cool Cars I Drove Lately....mercedes Benz C300. (Part 2) by Danfuster(m):
lonelydora:
I love the C300 4matic car. I was discussing with my white friends in 2016 on how to get this car. When I told them I'm looking for 2010 model, mehn, come see how they shouted...."what do you want to do with an old model car?" I should go for 2015 model. Omo, shame catch me. Calling 2010 model old?

They thought Nigerians buy things on mortgage as they do. Well, when baba God answer my call, I will port to Mercedes.
No mind all this white people... They think we get to pay 5k over a period of 5yrs.

Personal Opinion: If you reside in the tropics or don't drive in snow or lots of rain, I don't think you really need AWD. Other than it's well grounded due to extra drive train for more traction.

RWD drive are just so much fun to drive, sometimes I stand back and stare at those staggered wheels amazed, after a couple of actions oversterring and countersterring cheesy
Car TalkRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by Danfuster(m): 1:41pm On Feb 11, 2017
noxide:
Loosing control of the car after evading 2 evil potholes

Dodge 1, dodge 2, feeling like a boss.... Skid!

Oh the shame was unbearable
Hnm!

Car TalkRe: A Review Of Some Of The Cool Cars I Drove Lately....mercedes Benz C300. (Part 2) by Danfuster(m): 11:39am On Feb 10, 2017
hotbullion:
You are right. The individual numbers are for the different drivers with different keys. But this one came with only one key from America so I couldn't test this feature.

But your dad drives a C300? Cool dad.
Oh.. I see.

Quite the opposite, he would rather do a W210 V8 E430. He says he doesn't feel safe in new generation C models as they seem light weight to marry the tarmac. Now I'm hooked on the V8 brown-brown, I can't do anything lesser than a V6sad
Car TalkRe: A Review Of Some Of The Cool Cars I Drove Lately....mercedes Benz C300. (Part 2) by Danfuster(m):
You forgot the memory seats. One you can programme for up to 3 people, Being a family sedan. You simply adjust the seat as preferred and save it in your desired number, so even when you've lend your car to a friend and he messed with your seat adjustments, all you have to do is press your preset memory seat # and you get a robotic demeanor putting you back just how you want it...cool right!, Yea I know... Dads always get #1.

Mercedes innovative design is way ahead of our time...sometimes I think they have one "Area 54" somewhere cheesy

Car TalkRe: Please Advice. Am About To Buy Honda Accord EOD Naija Used. by Danfuster(m): 5:01pm On Feb 09, 2017
kingreign:
angry angry

You no know say 4WDs and other AWDs generally have poor wide radius and can under steer due to powers supplied to all wheels?

Besides, if I catch you calling RX300 mumu again, I go flog you tongue tongue

That motor try fine pass ML320 wey resemble floating canvass lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Ahhh!... Na make I no catch you for street ooo grin flying canvas kwa grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu And Bisi Akande Visit Buhari In London (Photos) by Danfuster(m): 4:53pm On Feb 09, 2017
Papasmal:
That cloth covering his skeletal forms such that you won't notice he is about dissolving into thin air.
Lmao... Na you wan dissolve ham grin maybe UFO don shoot bubu vaporizer gun grin
Car TalkRe: Roadx Car Racing Starts In Nigeria! by Danfuster(m): 1:07pm On Feb 09, 2017
Dirttrackracer:
We will get to tarmac racing soon for this kind of cars. Meanwhile, the times so far set around the road track for a chance to win 100k this month are in the pic attached. Top racer every month wins 100k.
Scuse me oo...that person (Doyin) on the last page, him no gree stop for single lap ni? undecided
Car TalkRe: Roadx Car Racing Starts In Nigeria! by Danfuster(m): 12:59pm On Feb 09, 2017
diportivo:
What's wrong with u pplhuh
Dem swear for una say make una nor dey readhuh
gringringrin
Car TalkRe: 10 Reasons Why You Should Learn To Drive The Manual Car. by Danfuster(m): 12:36pm On Feb 09, 2017
No 7 tho grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: When You're Truly A Descendant Of Sango Olukoso (Pics) by Danfuster(m): 12:20am On Feb 08, 2017
kalindaminda:
Illiterates in this thread condemning her have never seen a smoking cocktail before.

You can tell who has never left their village/are still children.
Seriously! Bro... What has dry ice got to do with Shisha, what's the correlation??
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Model by Danfuster(m): 11:19pm On Feb 06, 2017
shyling:
Should be to 2014_ date .. are you interested?
I think that's the Mercedes that will never run into obstacles, even if you pedal to the metal.
PetsRe: Stray Lhasa Dog Found In Ibadan by Danfuster(m): 11:14pm On Feb 06, 2017
Story go change by midnight
Car TalkRe: The Best Drivers In The World by Danfuster(m): 8:51am On Feb 06, 2017
nurey:
Am in my late 20s sir. I was in primary school then probably pry4 or pry5. The Supreme ice cream was sold then by Mr bigs, had vanilla chocolate and strawberry in a plastic container. Those were the days
Sorry for your loss man...i guess you still have some of those supreme to savor those memories.

Bless you.
Car TalkRe: The Best Drivers In The World by Danfuster(m): 9:30pm On Feb 05, 2017
nurey:
My dad is the best driver in the world and till today he performed a movie stunt in front of me.

Going through ibadan expressway in a regular Benz 230E, we decided to follow police convoy through one way. As they passed a police van from the other side blocked him and 3 MIB jumped down, sensing my dad is finished, he jammed his gear in reverse stepped on throttle, I heard a defending vooooooooom, the MIB jumped in the vehicle and were hot on our tail, my dad looked at me, his face an expression of terror, use your seat belt he said, the vooooooooom felt like eternity until I saw my self launched to the extreme right, my head slammed on the window, what happen, my dad had done a perfect 180,he was now launching in the opposite direction, I was very happy, he was going back to get me my supreme ice cream whao.
The police van and my dad were now side by side, and the MIB were telling my dad to pull over, my dad didn't budge, he saw an opening, veered dangerously left to jump to the other Lane using another 180 degree, not good enough, the right front tyre slammed into a gutter, the car was stucked, the MIB came down, my dad locked us in, the MIB were just smiling with there baton at a ready stance.

Well I can't remember how my dad solved the issue I was too preoccupied with the supposed supreme ice cream. May God bless my dad soul wherever he is now. He was my hero.
R.I.P to your old man.

Sorry ooo... Just trying to do the math between the existence of Supreme ice creams and your age at this incident. In respect to why couldn't remember how he solved the issue.
Car TalkRe: The Best Drivers In The World by Danfuster(m):
1. Rally drivers

F1 drivers are good but rally drivers are better. F1 drivers get just one terrain (asphalt) with custom sets of tires and suspension while rally drivers get just one set of tire and suspension to go on asphalt, sand, gravel, mud, and snow. They have to anticipate sharp bends and jumps covered by trees or bush.

F1 drivers get to test the track and study the pattern but a rally driver gets a partner with a map and stopwatch yelling where he's at, seconds he's lost from last checkpoint and his split time on a none studied road. Go see "Dakar Rally".

It takes erudite knowledge and expertise to keep a truck head (dangote head) drifting 360° and come down for a bottle of water then go back in to continue, only to end the session parking between two cars with less than a foot between both cars.

If you know "Ken Block" then this debate is over.

If you're hearing this name for the first time, look it up in YouTube.
RomanceRe: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Danfuster(m): 11:15am On Feb 03, 2017
Swissheart:
yes I do,anything?
Bingo! Maybe we could share some workout session, could use some motivation getting ripped, just as you're killing those C = π.d. Can only imagine the C= π.d below your torso smiley
RomanceRe: Island Residents Are Refusing To Date Mainland Residents And Vice Versa by Danfuster(m): 10:08am On Feb 03, 2017
Swissheart:
Baa-aa-ad girl!! cheesy grin cheesy Did you tell Saka that the only reason you reconsidered his application, was due to proximity (i.e. the fact that he lived on the next street)?


Tell him ke.... No ,I didn't o
Babe...you try o.

By the way... Do you workout?

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