₦airaland Forum

mobf:
Monday morning, Mrs Ferguson: wake up Alex, it's 7 already!
Sir Alex: What!! they scored another one??!!

Vavavoom:
Bad Customer Service: There's a lady petrol attendant at Oando, before Bewac Junction Trans Amadi who's in the habit of exploting unsuspecting customers while filling up their tank. Maybe other experience abound, but what I have experienced once and correlated by another buyer is the sleight of hand shortchange pulled off by the attendant. Please when buying pms make sure the read-out metre is on the same side as the hose delivering to your tank. The lady carried over a previous service charge from an okada man and continued therefrom as part of my tank-fill up charge Omo, no do no do 4,500 Naira don enter for tank wey 3750 dey normally full and e neva full, guy man get to shine eyes call station manager for amicable resolution

So make sure to shine your eyez when buying and don't get distracted by small talk around the pump especially when na your turn - FOCUS!

lond07:
oohunt,

Where there is no law, there is no crime.

Did you observe if there was any road sign making it UNLAWFUL if you stayed on the track like the yellow line marking as OFF SIDE?

If there were none, then tell me what law have  you contravened!!!

If it were simply the 'conscious' awareness for the safety and the authorities concenrned have not provided a barier or at worst a road sign, then who should have been liable?

Even in the US/UK, there is no rail crossing without a barier/road sign. so do not compare these places to Nigeria. I live in the UK and know pretty well what applies here. You have simply fell into the booty trap of the NP who take delight in extorting you.

I was once stopped by the police while making a u-turn under National Stadium bridge (coming from oju elegba). The policeman argued that I was not supposed to turn mean while there was no road sign.

After a long argument/counter argumnet, his boss intervened and allowed me to go . Of course never paid a kobo. I was dead determined to report them and escalate the issue to every quarters and to the press.

Next time nknow your right abnd make good defence

Koolking:
Insipid news!

I have no doubt the two (Gov Junior and Colonel) had a confrontation, but I doubted the way the news was reported. The reporter did not tell us exactly what happened.

I doubt if the Gov jnr just walked into a Supermart and ordered people out and claimed 'na just me'. Haba! is he god? or anti fellow human? Something must have prompted their confrontation. That's the part i want to hear otherwise, this is another Nollywood new released Part 1.

~Bluetooth:
Don't mind the iddiot.when you people are buy blackberry torch for their girlfriends,he's buying chinese phone for his wife and still broadcasting it.I wonder how a woman could end up with a stingy man like you !

sayso:
pls line up the trophies you have won using one phone for a day?

angelz:
. is this suppose to be a joke?
cus it aint funny.

favouredjb:
Well he didn't get his own Msc frm naija,get your facts right

afam4eva:
It's unfortunate that Nigerians don't think like the rest of the world. In Nigeria if you don't have a BSC you're considered a failure even when you're doing better than the BSC holders. See this guy bragging with his MSC yet he's doing something totally unconnected with it.

tollu:
^^^


Dude has made rap HIS career

agitator:
note everybody's mama can welcome their daughter at the airport.

this sure is grand style

cynthoney:
@Poster, nice one!

dont mind mikuz, he cant c any joke cos he is joke-blind

olawalebab:
Lol, am sure mikuz will not find the joke. Keep searching till christ come

yinkalink:
he said "is he crazy"
answer 'f cos would be, yes,amazingly so

9dynasty:

who dey say banker for there, e nor know weytin e dey talk, banker chop?