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Politics › Re: Status Of Completion Of Priority Highway Projects By Buhari Admin As @ Apr 2018 by DaniDani(m): 8:58pm On May 06, 2018
in South West zone, almost all the projects are completed except no. 4&9. Tribalism at its peak. Well done Fashola for the good work and also for the favouritism.
Politics › Re: Saraki Was Captured Treating Dino Melaye by DaniDani(m): 8:46pm On May 06, 2018
...Checking his corruption level...
Politics › Re: Gov. Ibrahim Dankwambo Will Be Commissioning #200m Hostel Donated By UI Alumni by DaniDani(m): 8:18pm On May 04, 2018
I am not among his paid BMC but I love this man. #TeamDankwambo
Politics › Re: See The Man Behind Dino Melaye Travailing by DaniDani(m): 8:10pm On May 04, 2018
I was arguing with my Neigbor last week that tinubu is not behind this, rather, bello but from your analogy, I can't disagree .
Politics › Re: Governor Dankwambo Tweets Davido On PVC - Nigerians React by DaniDani(m): 8:01pm On May 04, 2018
I so much love this man, how I wish PDP will give him the presidential ticket.
Family › Re: How Can I Deal With Gays by DaniDani(m): 8:24pm On May 03, 2018
You better be careful so that they won't rape you.
Politics › Re: Vice President Osinbajo Commissions The Dome In Abuja by DaniDani(m): 7:30pm On May 03, 2018
Which other doom do they want to commission? The doom of Buhari is not enough?
Politics › Re: Before And After Photos Of Adamawa Suicide Bomber (Graphic) by DaniDani(m): 7:26pm On May 03, 2018
madridguy:
Western education is the only way out of this mess.
But your people said "it's a sin".
Romance › Re: 1st May: What Is That Thing You Find Wrong In A Nairalander,advice Him/ Her Now by DaniDani(m): 10:34pm On May 01, 2018
My advice goes s
directly and straight to IamAirforce1 aka Airfoce1;

Pls young man, you are a grown up man. Stop all this childish behavior on this forum, stop telling people more than they need to know about you, keep some secrets and post things your children will be proud to read tomorrow.

My next advice goes to all the self acclaimed feminists; This is Nigeria where your feminism does not have root or carry weight. Most of you are frustrated slay mamas who is suffering from battered and shattered relationship, some of you are at the edge of ending your over endurance relationship, while few of you are bread winners managing your marriages. Stop deceiving innocent girls with your feminism preaching. If the culture of Nigeria is choking your ego, and you can't submit to your man, pls relocate to the western countries and practice your nonsense there. Here in Nigeria, a woman is under her husband period.
Politics › Re: Imo State Vigilante Applicants Form (Photos) by DaniDani(m): 3:34pm On May 01, 2018
"Do you believe in Rochas?". That means IMO people will now have to accept Rochas as their lord and personal savior before being employed?

I think the trouble with Rochas is beyond the trouble with Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: Weird Things Some African Pastors Have Made Their Members Do(Photos) by DaniDani(m): 7:46am On Apr 29, 2018
Nigerians never foolish reach this level. We are still better than some Africans.
Romance › Re: How It Started.... Romancelanders Pls Read And Help Me by DaniDani(m): 4:37pm On Apr 27, 2018
eezeribe:
Bros,instead of mentioning almost all romancelanders and mods in your post;you should have just called all your English teachers from Crèche to your current level,to come and see the damage they have caused.
Hahahaha. See finishing!!!
Politics › Re: Breaking: FG Bans Movement Of Herdsmen In Benue, Taraba State by DaniDani(m): 7:18pm On Apr 26, 2018
I hope this news is not fake, I also hope that Buhari will not reverse this decision.
Family › Re: Did I Do Any Wrong?can My Wife Cheat On Me?what Percent Are Chances?pls Help Me by DaniDani(m): 6:10am On Apr 24, 2018
[quote author=amar3664 post=66976368][/quote]Is this your true story or a copied story from another site as it is reflecting on this background?

For a woman to open her mouth to say such a thing calls for worry. If she's not cheating, she'll certainly cheat someday.
Family › Re: Was I Be Witched By My Mother In-law by DaniDani(m): 6:03am On Apr 24, 2018
kapelvej:
Well, I hink you are right, butI am looking for solutions now
Are you the op with alternate monicker?
Romance › Re: How Women's Taste In Men Changes As They Age by DaniDani(m): 8:02pm On Apr 21, 2018
You made a valid point. Young girls are thrilled by by boys of youthful exuberance, while grown up ladies are inclined to men of class.
Family › Re: 10 Myths Of Marriage And Divorce by DaniDani(m): 8:42pm On Apr 19, 2018
So those who cohabited stand the chance to divorce than those who didn't cohabited?

If you know you cohabited or still cohabiting, especially students, raise up your lazy hands.

You are a lazy Nigerian! Stop cohabitation, it leads to laziness and divorce, Buhari 2018.
Politics › Re: FG Appoints Consultant To Trace, Recover Looted Funds (pic) by DaniDani(m): 8:19pm On Apr 19, 2018
Good one. Pls do this without partiality, and do well to recover Yusuf loot, Aisha's loot, and all that Buhari has stolen.

Thanks my fellow lazy Nigerians!
Crime › Re: Woman Damages Maid’s Reproductive System By Inserting Stick In Her Private Part by DaniDani(m): 11:52am On Apr 18, 2018
This is the nature of most Nigerian women, they treat other people's children like devil. Let the appropriate law enforcement agency arrest and prosecute this demon of a woman
Family › Re: What Has Kept Your Relationsihip Going? by DaniDani(m): 6:28am On Apr 16, 2018
Understanding, tolerance, sincere and genuine love, then trust.
Family › Re: How To Marry Someone Who Is Rich by DaniDani(m):
This 100pages novel just to marry someone who is rich? Just apply for a security guard in a rich man's home, when he's not around toast the daughter, impregnate her and wait for the consequences which marrying her may be one.
Romance › Re: Let's Know Your Marital Status (pic) by DaniDani(m): 7:16pm On Apr 14, 2018
Hibye
Romance › Re: Help!! Is My Girlfriend Becoming A Leech by DaniDani(m): 7:09pm On Apr 14, 2018
highpriestess:
sad who are you asking,are we her? we are she ?are she we?she us we? is she us?
infact,us we she? she is we??
biko,not everything you bring to social media.undecided
Hahahaha. Una no go kill me in this forum. see grammar permutation!
Romance › Re: Help!! Is My Girlfriend Becoming A Leech by DaniDani(m): 7:07pm On Apr 14, 2018
[quote author=highpriestess post=66710523]sad who are you asking,are we her? we are she ?are she we?she us we? is she us?
infact,us we she? she is we??
biko,not everything you bring to social media.undecided[/quote
Hahahahaha. Una no go kill me in this forum. See grammar permutation!
Crime › Re: Police Recover 1,097 Weapons, Arrest 24 Rapists In Plateau by DaniDani(m): 6:40pm On Apr 14, 2018
And the name of the commissioner of police is Undie. I wish to see this undie that catches rapists.
Romance › Re: "My Wife Named Our Son After Her First Love And I Had No Idea"-man Laments by DaniDani(m): 10:02am On Apr 14, 2018
I really don't see a big thing about it provided the name has a good meaning and the name is not Buhari.

Meanwhile, the man can call his son what he named him.
Romance › Re: Please Help, I'm Pregnant And Confused On Who The Father Is. by DaniDani(m): 9:02am On Apr 14, 2018
Stevyne:
Mehn. you see your life outside. you dnt knw who is responsible, Are you responsible?
Are you asking her if she is e
responsible for her own pregnancy again?
Romance › Re: Ever Grateful To You NURSE by DaniDani(m): 8:53am On Apr 14, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
Lol. D nurse imagine d shape of her punnani take curve u. If na nurse weh sabi sex wella, dem dey sabi circumcise well but if na SU nurse, na vex she to use shape am
Hahahahahaha.... Chai,, I don laugh tire.See analysis..
Romance › Re: China: Man Cuts Off his Genitals after Girlfriend Mocked his Small Penis by DaniDani(m): 2:01pm On Apr 13, 2018
Doesn't he derive pleasure during sex with the small joystick? One day he will kill himself because someone said he's not useful. People should learn to ignore haters' opinions. it doesn't count!
Education › Re: 88-Year-Old Man Prepares For His Death, Dies A Day After Graduation (Photos) by DaniDani(m): 1:06pm On Apr 13, 2018
FortifiedCity:
angry

If eventually I'm going to die, this is how it will play out;

At the age of 158, my body will not be weak, and my penis3 will still be agile and kicking.

I will ruminate over my achievements, the people I made happy and those who killed themselves fighting me

Then I'll call my wife, make hot, fast and furious sex to her. Then go taKE a shower.

Then I will pray to God that I want to be with him.

Then I will go to sleep and quietly join the lorrd.

I will never die prematurely in any form.

Then the nation will declare 7 days praying and fasting.

Then my flesh will be given an international burial while in heaven, I'm looking down on the people of the earth with smiles.

Then I will join the angelic trumpeters to blow the final trumpet.

Then I will join Angel Michael and Angel Gabriel with our swords to come and eliminate people who have the kind of evil mind buhari has

....and then the earth will be a safer place again.

...and then the kingdom of God will come and reign all over the earth.
And then you wake up suddenly and realized it was a dream all this while.
Politics › Re: Unbelievable! Man Was Raised By Wolves For 12 Years by DaniDani(m): 9:22am On Apr 12, 2018
Tales by moon light. Tell me another story jare.
Education › Re: OAU Student Releases Phone Conversation Of Alleged Sex Demand By Lecturer! by DaniDani(m): 3:44am On Apr 11, 2018
Too many "do" in this article yet there was no action. Randy lecturers will not allow itiboribo slay mamas have peace. His third leg don bring his short short leg out. At the end you may lose your job, your dignity, and marriage just because of inordinate desire of 5minutes enjoyment.

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