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Celebrities › Serious :who Among These People Would You Stand Up For?? by Daniel058(op): 12:08am On May 21, 2015
What do you think?

Romance › Will You Forgive Your Fiancee If She Did This?? by Daniel058(op): 11:57pm On May 20, 2015
WILL_You_Forgive_Your_Fiancee‬?
An armed-robber visits a guy and his fiancee he is about to marry and after robbing them, he hands his gun over to the man and tells him to shoot his fiancee if he doesn't want to die but he refuses on account of his love for his future wife...
The robber smiled, took the gun from him and gave it to the girl and told him to shoot the guy if she doesn't want to die, she fearfully pulled the trigger but there was no bullet in the gun.
The robber smiled, took back the gun and told the man to decide if what exists between him and his fiancee is really 'LOVE', then he left.
The man was disappointed at his fiancee and immediately he left, the girl began to plead.
If you were in the guy's shoe, What will you do?
Comment and share

Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye: Actress Looks Breathking In New Photos by Daniel058(m): 9:52pm On May 20, 2015
Yoga
Phones › Re: Pls How Can I Block This Nonsense Site From My Phone?? by Daniel058(op): 8:57pm On May 20, 2015
femi4:
Uninstall the default browser and install any third party browser
have done that but still return back.. Uc browser, opera mini, Google Chrome , Firefox, I have them but the nonsense sites still finds its way to it all..
Phones › Pls How Can I Block This Nonsense Site From My Phone?? by Daniel058(op): 12:45pm On May 20, 2015
This site http://m.witskies.net/?from=10056&w=0&i=621600073409812&rnd=1432122017050 has been disturbing me ever since I bought this phone.. Whenever I want to browse, it pops up.. Please how can I block it. I hate the website. It's tecno p5 ➕
here... .
Politics › Re: Who Would You Suggest To Be The EFCC Boss Under Buhari? See My Suggestion by Daniel058(m): 11:08am On May 20, 2015
Buchukwu:
All hail Buhari, the terrorist elect who has never tampered nor touched a public fund during his tenure in office. BEHOLD THE MESSIAH AND SAVIOUR OF THE ZOO.
nna, true true, u no u use that your literature text book money chop ooo..
Christianity Etc › Holy Smokers :a Must Read... Oh! by Daniel058(op): 5:17pm On May 19, 2015
The Pope’s Nose
Benedict XIV was also a snuff-taker. He is said
to have once offered his snuffbox to the head of
some religious order, who declined to take a
pinch of snuff, saying, “Your Holiness, I do not
have that vice,” to which the pope replied, “It is
not a vice. If it were a vice you would have it.”
Pius IX was an inveterate snuff-taker, and was
so effusive and constant in it that he often had
to change his long white soutane a few times a
day—it was white, after all, and the snuff dust
would settle on it. He offered snuff, and snuff-
boxes to visitors. The Church had established a
monopoly on the tobacco trade in the Papal
States and, in 1863, during his pontificate,
consolidated its tobacco processing operations
under the Pontifical Director of Salt and Tobacco
in a newly erected building on the Piazza Mastai
in the Trastevere district in Rome.
When the
representative of
Victor Emmanuel
came to him to
submit conditions
that the pontiff
believed were
unacceptable, the
pope “beat on the
table with a snuff
box, which then
broke.” The
representative “left
so confused he appeared dizzy.” In 1871, the
pope also, during the time he was the “prisoner
of the Vatican,” offered up his “gold snuff-box,
exquisitely carved with two symbolic lambs in the
midst of flowers and foliage,” to be offered as
the prize in a worldwide lottery to raise money
for the Church. (Right: Audience with Pope Pius
IX—Library of Congress)
Leo XIII favored snuff. Before he became pope,
he had served for a time as papal nuncio in
Brussels and enjoyed the conversation and
company of the cultured and easy-going
aristocrats there. One evening at dinner, a
certain Count, who was a Freethinker, thought he
would have a little fun at the nuncio’s expense,
and he handed him a snuff box to examine,
which had on its cover a miniature painting of a
beautiful nude Venus. “The men of the party
watched the progress of the joke, and as for the
Count he was choking with laughter, until the
Nuncio deferentially returned the box with the
remark: ‘Very pretty, indeed, Count. I presume it
is the portrait of the Countess?’” Toward the end
of the pope’s life, he suffered when he had to
give up tobacco on the advice of his physicians.
How about other modern popes? Pius X took
snuff and smoked cigars. Benedict XV did not
smoke and did not like others’ smoke. Pius XI
smoked an occasional cigar. Pius XII did not
smoke. And John XXIII smoked cigarettes.
Paul VI was a non-smoker. So was John Paul I,
though Vatican officials appeared to hint—just
after his sudden, perplexing death—that his final
ill health might be due to heavy smoking.
John Paul II did not smoke, but Pope Benedict
XVI reportedly does (or once did), apparently
favoring Marlboros.
Holy Smokers
Venerable Marie Thérèse de Lamourous, having
been shown the mantle of St. Teresa of Avila in
the Carmelite convent in Paris, was allowed to
put it on: “I kissed it; I pressed it upon me,” she
wrote, “I remarked everything, even the little
stains, which seemed to be of Spanish snuff.”
Tobacco use became an issue during the
beatification investigations of Joseph of
Cupertino, John Bosco, and Philip Neri. With the
first two, the devil’s advocates argued that
heroic virtue did not apply because they used
tobacco. Joseph’s advocate argued, based on
interviews with Joseph during his life, that his
smoking was an aid to his holiness, helping him
stay up at night for his devotions and extend his
fasting. In the case of Philip Neri, the
examination of his corpse during the
investigation showed that the soft tissues of his
nose had gone and so his body was not
incorruptible. It was suggested that this was due
to his heavy use of snuff. But these were weak
arguments against their saintliness.
Bernadette
Soubirous
had
childhood
asthma and
her
physician
prescribed
snuff for it
(her snuff
box is on display at Lourdes, right). When she
was sixteen, in school, she later remembered,
“One Sister was shocked when I started
everybody sneezing by passing snuff around
while she droned away in French.” After she had
entered the convent later in life, “She produced
her snuff box at recreation one day, to the great
scandal of a Sister. She cried out: ‘Oh, Sister
Marie-Bernard, you will never be canonized.’ ‘Why
not?’ asked the ‘snuffer.’ ‘Because you snuff.
That bad habit almost disqualified St. Vincent de
Paul.’ ‘And you, Sister Chantal,’ twinkled Sister
Marie-Bernard in reply, ‘you are going to be
canonized because you don’t indulge.’”
St. John Vianney took snuff, often during his
hours-long sessions hearing confessions. Padre
Pio kept his snuff in a little pocket of his habit,
and passed snuff around to his visitors. A
biographer wrote that, “One evening, during a
conference with oncologists, in the midst of a
report on cancer research, Padre Pio turned to
one of the men and asked, ‘Do you smoke?’
When the man replied in the affirmative, Pio,
pointing his finger censoriously, chided, ‘That’s
very bad,’ then, with almost the same breath,
turned to another doctor and asked, ‘Have you
got any snuff?’”
Jesuit Snuff[/b]
A Jesuit was asked whether it was licit to smoke a
cigar while praying, and his answer was an
unequivocal “no.” However, the subtle Jesuit
quickly added that, while it was not licit to smoke
a cigar while praying, it was perfectly licit to pray
while smoking a cigar. —St. Holger’s Cigar Club
In the 16th and 17th centuries the Jesuits
developed large tobacco plantations in Central
and South America and held financial interests in
retaining revenues from them. Dominicans,
Franciscans, and Augustinians had similar
arrangements in Central America.
During this time, the Jesuits, fond of their snuff,
were accused by their Protestant and secular
opponents, without any evidence that I have
found, of carrying poisoned snuff about their
persons and offering it to those they attempted
to assassinate. “Jesuit snuff,” this imaginary
stuff came to be called. The fear surrounding it
appears to have been most intense after tens of
thousands of barrels holding fifty tons of Spanish
snuff were captured from Spanish ships in Vigo
Bay in 1702 by English admiral Thomas Hopsonn
and found their way into the British market.
At the same time, Jesuit missionaries introduced
the snuff they loved to China’s capitol during the
Manchu dynasty, about 1715. For some time,
Chinese converts to Catholicism were called
“snuff-takers” by their countrymen and handled
the manufacture and selling of snuff in Beijing.
Many Tibetan Buddhist monks are still quite fond
of snuff.
The Jesuits were not alone among the
mendicant orders in their love of snuff. Laurence
Sterne, author of Tristram Shandy , also wrote A
Sentimental Journey through France and Italy in
1768, in which he described an incident—edifying
and humbling to him—of exchanging snuff boxes
with a poor friar. But during the 19th century, the
fashion of using nasal snuff faded away, and
cigar, pipe, and then cigarette smoking replaced
it. Literary sources show that taking snuff was
more and more left to the old and the poor, and
to certain conservative clergy who persisted with
their snuff rather than switch to smoking.
In an 1846 letter, Fr. William Faber, Priest of the
Oratory of St. Philip Neri, wrote, “At Florence,
the Superior of the Camaldolese expressed a
great desire to see me; he was ill in bed, and his
bed full of snuff; he seized my head, buried it in
the snuffy-clothes, and kissed me most
unmercifully.”
“Ten Years in Rome,” an unsigned article
published in 1870 in The Galaxy magazine, tells
us, regarding Capuchin friars, “You see the
specimen going about Rome in his dark-brown
habit (from which keep clear), his black horn
snuff-box, and his filthy blue cotton handkerchief
stuffed in his sleeve, and his wallet hanging on
his arm.”
And Maud Howe, in an article published in The
Outlook, entitled “Roman Codgers and Solitaries,”
commented, in 1898, upon a begging friar
offering her a pinch of snuff from a shabby horn
snuff-box. “Snuff is still taken in Italy by the old
and the old-fashioned,” she wrote, “and it has the
sanction of the clergy. In Rome it is thought
hardly seemly for a priest to smoke; they nearly
all use snuff; indeed, I have seen a priest take a
sly pinch while officiating at the altar.”
An editorial writer in the Dublin Review of 1847
lamented that those making initial inquiries into
the Faith often discovered “that the Catholic
priests are generally only a poor, ill-instructed,
snuff-taking, common sort of persons.” Ironically,
the author wished for a different sort of priest, a
“wise and winning” one—and gave as an example
St. Philip Neri.
Into the 20 th century, the dusting of clerical
snuff signified being old-fashioned and out of
touch, for James Joyce added the detail to his
description of the decrepit priest, Fr. Flynn, in
Dubliners .
In September 1957, Pius XII addressed the
General Congregation of the Society of Jesus in
Rome. He used the occasion to urge the Jesuits
—as well as other religious orders—to tighten
their discipline, and embrace austerity, partly by
eliminating “superficial articles” from their lives,
including “not a few comforts that laymen may
legitimately demand.” “Among these,” he said,
“must be included the use of tobacco, today so
widespread and indulged in.” In the same spirit
of abstinence, they “should not indulge in
vacations outside their order houses without
extraordinary reason nor undertake in the name
of rest, long and costly pleasure trips.”
By 1964, the Jesuit magazine America was
commending the U.S. Surgeon General’s report
on smoking soon after it was released.
And in 2002, John Paul II signed a law making it
“forbidden to smoke in closed public places,
places frequented by the public, and workplaces,
situated in the territories of The Vatican, the
areas beyond the borders of this State [that is,
Vatican offices in other countries], and in public
transportation means.” A fine of 30 Euros was
set for violators.
A private pleasure, indulgence, and comfort, a
means of social intercourse, a civic violation, a
health hazard, an addiction, a nuisance, and a
“vice.” But is using tobacco per se a sin? That
question, dear reader, is, as they say, above my
pay grade.
http://www.catholicworldreport.com/Item/1762/in_the_habit_a_history_of_catholicism_and_tobacco.aspx
Politics › Re: 2.744bn SURE-P FUNDS: Touch It & Go To Jail- El Rufai Warns Mukhtar Yero by Daniel058(m): 4:24pm On May 19, 2015
Ok
Business › Re: Chinedu Echeruo Sells Hopstop.com To Apple For $1 Billion by Daniel058(m): 4:08pm On May 19, 2015
People who schooled in France should stay away from this thread biko ......





...... CHINEDU NWANNE , KEDU??




..... Hehehe..



.. People wey follow am grow up for villa go be like "CHINEDU NWA BE NWOKE MU A, MU N'IYA MELU _AKPAKOLO-KPAKOLO N'AFO ONE GALU - AGA, KA ISI NA ONWETELU GINI ".. While others go dey villa dey renew jazz for am...


.. CHINEDU , CHI GI DUBE GI NWANNE......
Crime › Re: Photo: EFCC Arraigns Couple For N7million Land Scam by Daniel058(m): 3:55pm On May 19, 2015
Na wah for the couple OOOOO ..




..
°°°°Now since 2012 till now, I believe say una Don do business make beta money..


..
°°oya submit the money and the interest wey follow.


..

.. #Case ¢l0§€D
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Celebrities › Re: Trekking Season: Bauchi five-man team begins Saudi trekking for Buhari by Daniel058(op): 1:32pm On May 19, 2015
Yustash001:
This one na great lie,..how they wan take cross the red sea?...hope this trekking madness stops when Buhari is sworn in...
no way. .. trekking continues....
Celebrities › Re: Trekking Season: Bauchi five-man team begins Saudi trekking for Buhari by Daniel058(op): 12:04am On May 19, 2015
Osirimononaye:
Nigeria!!!
trekking biz na hot cake now..


°° My fellow ibo guys, let's venture into this BIZ EH!! . IFE A BE IJE EGO OOOOO.. ODIKWA VERY LUCRATIVE...
Celebrities › Trekking Season: Bauchi five-man team begins Saudi trekking for Buhari by Daniel058(op): 11:57pm On May 18, 2015
Five residents of Bauchi State have revealed
their plans to embark on a three-month trekking
from Bauchi to Saudi Arabia.
Dahiru Aminu, 33; Abdullahi Hussaini (36), Kabiru
Saleh (35), Abubakar Daguma (45) and
Mohammed Yawale (45) said they were
motivated to trek from Bauchi to Saudi Arabia
following the landslide victory of Muhammadu
Buhari, who contested the March 28 election on
the platform of the All progressives Congress.
One Suleiman Hashimu, who said he trekked
from Lagos to Abuja in appreciation of Buhari’s
presidential poll victory, started the trekking-for-
politicians trend, which seems to have spread
among the youths.
Speaking on behalf of the group, the Secretary,
Mohammed Yawale, said the trekking was to
identify with Buhari because of his persistence
for the past 12 years in contesting the
presidential election till he won in his fourth
attempt.
He said they were ready to sacrifice their lives
for their mission which they added was a just
cause for them.
Yawale said, “We are motivated by the man, who
trekked from Lagos to Abuja for Buhari’s victory.
We also decided to trek from Bauchi to Saudi
Arabia to show our profound appreciation to God
for giving him victory.
“Buhari tried for 12 years to become President of
this country but God didn’t make it possible for
him. Now he has given him the opportunity to
lead this nation. Nigeria is a decayed state and
we believe that Buhari will fix things in the
country.”
He believed the team would spend at least three
months to trek to Saudi Arabia, dismissing all the
risks involved, especially going through the
insurgency-ridden area of Maiduguri.
“We will trek from Bauchi to Maiduguri and from
there, we will get to Chad and then Sudan then
we will proceed to Jeddah before arriving in
Saudi Arabia.
“By our calculations, we will get there in three
months time. We will begin a day after the
swearing in of Buhari.
“We are ready to sacrifice our lives for this
mission because we believe it is a just one. We
implore all Nigerians to pray for us that God will
give us success in our journey.
Yawale added that though they were healthy,
they would all go to hospital for check-up to
ascertain their physical fitness for the three-
month journey to the Holy land. http://www.punchng.com/news/bauchi-five-man-team-begins-saudi-trekking-for-buhari/
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns 22 Year Old Female Suspected Hacker For Fraud (photo) by Daniel058(m): 11:40pm On May 18, 2015
Uncleodi:
Ftc

Like seriously! In almost how many years on NL with my moniker, I just made it on fp as ftc...all thanks to God and to my homies too
...flying to the moon.


They victim may have been a graduate of Computer Science. But couldn't continue being idle due to no job. Really, the economic situation is not friendly but shouldn't be an excuse for crime.
ibu onye Ebonyi state??
Politics › Re: 3 Men Ride From Bauchi To Sokoto To Honour Governor-elect by Daniel058(m): 11:24pm On May 18, 2015
HELLO MOD, I THINK THIS THREAD DESERVE FP https://www.nairaland.com/2298170/meet-hasheem-sulaiman-naija-first


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°°°°

°°Nairalanders please confirm it nah..



The guy really deserve award..
Celebrities › Re: Who Say Adams Oshomole Is Too Old To Remarry And Not Handsome?? (photos) by Daniel058(op): 9:41pm On May 17, 2015
IfyAwazie:
Lol, make i no just talk anytin cos i no want wahala,
berra OOOOO
Politics › Re: Buhari & Lara Oshiomhole’s Handshake Cause Commotion On Twitter by Daniel058(m): 9:37pm On May 17, 2015
I just dey laugh these people
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Pity Me and Buhari, Not Congratulate Us:El- Rufai by Daniel058(m): 7:01pm On May 17, 2015
It's like Nigeria is really going to change. .




.. Guess most of the newly elected are true leaders, not all these rulers, who rule and tear us like A4 papers..



...
God save Ebonyi state from the hands of political criminals.. . amen
Celebrities › Re: Who Say Adams Oshomole Is Too Old To Remarry And Not Handsome?? (photos) by Daniel058(op): 7:00pm On May 17, 2015
adewaletb3:
So is he good looking?
you said it..
Celebrities › Re: Who Say Adams Oshomole Is Too Old To Remarry And Not Handsome?? (photos) by Daniel058(op): 6:21pm On May 17, 2015
dreamzy:
whats your definition of HANDSOME?
handsome /ˈhans(ə)m/ adjective 1. (of a man) good-looking. 2. (of a number, sum of money, or margin) substantial.
Celebrities › Who Say Adams Oshomole Is Too Old To Remarry And Not Handsome?? (photos) by Daniel058(op):
Well I have heard enough from fellow Nigerians who I must say that criticism is one of their individual hobbies.. I made a research to found out that this Comrade is a very handsome middle aged man, full of energy ➕ wisdom..




.....
... Check out his biography and pics here

°°°°
Adams Aliyu Oshiomhole (born 4 April 1952) is a
former labor leader, turned politician who
recently won a landslide victory for a second
term as the Governor of Edo State in Nigeria on
the platform of the Action Congress . His first
term was won following his court appeal to the
results of a massively rigged April 2007 election
in which the candidate of the ruling People's
Democratic Party Oserheimen Osunbor had
initially been declared the winner. He assumed
office on 12 November 2008 after winning the
appeal. [1]
Oshiomhole was formerly president of the Nigeria
Labour Congress (NLC), and was prominent as
the leader of a campaign of industrial action
against high oil prices in Nigeria. [2]
Background
Adams Aliyu Oshiomhole was born on 4 April
1952 at Iyamoh, near Auchi in Edo State. He was
born Muslim but was led to Christianity by his
late wife Clara who died of cancer aged 54. He
is Catholic and his Christian name is Eric. After
his secondary education, he obtained a job with
the Arewa Textiles Company, where he was
elected union secretary. He became a full-time
trade union organizer in 1975. He then studied at
Ruskin College, Oxford in the United Kingdom
[citation needed ] where he majored in economics
and industrial relations. He also attended the
National Institute for Policy and Strategic
Studies, Kuru . [2] Adams Oshiomole is married to
Lala Fortez [3]
Labor leader
In 1982, Adams Oshiomhole was appointed
General Secretary of the National Union of
Textile Garment and Tailoring Workers of Nigeria,
a union with over 75,000 workers. After
democracy was restored in 1999, he became
president of the Nigerian Labour Congress. [2]
Early in the administration of President Olusegun
Obasanjo he negotiated a 25% wage increase for
public sector workers. In return he publicly
supported Obasanjo and endorsed his candidacy
when he was re-elected in 2003. [4] The Textile
union elected Oshiomhole for a second term as
General Secretary, while he continued as
president of the NLC. [5]
The relationship with Obasanjo turned sour as
neglect of local oil refineries led to reliance on
imported gasoline, followed by rises in the price
of fuel. Oshiomhole led strikes and
demonstrations against the increases. He faced
arrests, tear gas and temporary blockades of
union offices, and Obasanjo introduced legislation
to make it more difficult for the NLC to strike. [4]
The NLC alleges that on 9 October 2004
Oshiomhole was abducted by State Security
Services during a protest, but the Nigerian
government say he submitted to voluntary
custody. [ citation needed ]
Oshiomhole represented African Workers for two
terms on the Governing Body of the International
Labour Organisation (ILO), serving on the
committee on Freedom of Association. He was
also a member of the Executive Board of the
International Confederation of Free Trade
Unions . [2]
Edo State Governor
In April 2007, Adams Oshiomhole ran for
Governor of Edo State under the Action Congress
Party, with which his Labour Party had entered a
strategic alliance. [2] Oserheimen Osunbor of the
People's Democratic Party (PDP) was declared
the winner. However, the AC contested the
election on the basis of various irregularities. On
20 March 2008, an Edo State election tribunal
nullified the election of Oserheimen Osunbor and
declared Oshiomhole the winner. On 11
November 2008, a federal Appeal Court sitting in
Benin City upheld the ruling of the state's
elections petitions tribunal, declaring Oshiomole
to be the Governor of Edo State. The decision
was based on several voting irregularities. [6]
In 2012, he was elected to a second term ,
winning the elections in a massive landslide.
cc:ishilove, lalasticla
°° http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adams_Oshiomhole

Politics › Re: This Picture Is Better For Buhari's Official Portrait by Daniel058(m): 5:51pm On May 17, 2015
Awoofawo:
Ode suffering from Yorubaphobia!!! Is agbada and hat now exclusively Yoruba dressing culture....?

You folks are very sick and need urgent medical evaluation. cool
according to my spiritual guru, this is called "" ATRIBAL BERMUDA TRIANGLE "" hehehe... I no get much word for you , if your monika translate to igbo, ew!!!!........
Politics › Re: This Picture Is Better For Buhari's Official Portrait by Daniel058(m): 4:53pm On May 17, 2015
Yea but remember the latest news that GENERAL, will be removed from his name after may 29 ➕ why is he DRESSED IN YORUBA TRADITIONAL ATTIRE instead of hausa's.


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..... Nna mehn, I dey hate the guy b/4 OOOOO , I must confess..... but now e be like say na im be my latest role mode oooo.... Shuuuu!!
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.. God bless Okechukwu Buhari
Romance › Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Daniel058(m): 7:35am On May 17, 2015
IamOdin:
Op,this is utter rubbish,balderdash and false delusion!!.I think you're dotty and your idiosyncrasy is likened to that of a mentally impaired for creating such an insensate thread.Must you bug us with everything that litters your young mind??.Why generalize what you can't defend if called for??.That poo you posted up there is what you personally can't do in the presence of your crush not even fiancee,cos when you're of age you'll know marriage is pellucid as diamond and got no time for pretence.

I wonder what inspired you into creating this muck of a thread.. angry


Btw,how old are you??
why waste your precious energy and MB MAN, at the end of the post, he wrote "GUYS DO YOU AGREEhuh
Politics › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Jumping White House Fence (Oct 2014) by Daniel058(m): 7:00am On May 17, 2015
Pipsland78:
Yoruba man arrested for jumping the White House fence.

Yes...because if a Nigerian is caught with drugs in Asia they would say "Igbo man caught with drugs"
na you sabi.
Webmasters › Re: Help!!! How To Add My Site To A Facebook Like Page by Daniel058(m): 7:47pm On May 16, 2015
Na wah oo
Politics › Re: Federal Cabinet: Security Agencies Screen Names Submitted By Buhari [see List] by Daniel058(m): 4:18pm On May 16, 2015
Wow
Health › Re: 8 Foods That Increases Sperm Count by Daniel058(m): 10:15am On May 14, 2015
Thanks to the OP
Jokes Etc › Old But Funny Jokes... Rotfl by Daniel058(op): 5:18pm On May 10, 2015
Akpos Pastor's Crazy Prayer



..
Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he
innocently accepted.
Two minutes later his message came in:
Pastor: How are you?
Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on your head
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you
and your family.
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of
riches
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness
collapse on you and your family
Akpos (no reply)
Pastor: Are you there?
Akpos: Yes, my daddy
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the
Blessings.
Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of
blessings jam and crush you and your family.
May the earthquake of happiness swallow you
and your family members. May the sea of
miracles drown you and your family members in
Jesus’ name.
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim
these prayers
Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!
HAPPY SUNDAY
Romance › Re: Non- Sexual Attributes That Attract Ladies To Men by Daniel058(m): 4:54pm On May 10, 2015
Muyogoa:
These are some of the Non-sexual things that ladies found so attractive in men

1) MEN WITH DETERMINATION/ STRONG GOALS : Ladies are attracted to men who has strong determination for a goal or career. Men who are consistently pursuing their dreams. Men who never give up. Men with strong minds. No wonder the wife of the President elect publicly proclaimed how much she loves her husband when he won the election after contensting for about 4 times. A lady would rather prefer to go for that 25 years old part one medical student that a 22 year old graduate of botany who previously had the intention of studying medicine.

2)LEADERSHIP QUALITY: Ladies are so much attracted to men who exhibits strong leadership qualities right from their youthful age. A dynamic student union activist a class rep, head boy, and so many other leadership posts which potray a man to have a good leadership quality.

3)INTROVERTS/GENTLE/Q UIET GUYS- ladies are equally attracted to guy who had quiet nature. They admire an easy going and calm guy. Those ones that would not shout at you during a mis- understanding not to talk of raising there hands to beat them. Infact such men don't like shouting while talking. Those set of people tends to be quiet and calm during public gathering. So quiets that even the women around would notice. Those men don't go about talking, laughing loudly, hugging people at such gathering but rather they remain quiet in their seats with gentle smiles on their face.

4) PRESENT and UNDERSTANDING GUY- They love guys who are always with them. Men that gives them attention. Men who are willing to listen to even their most uninteresting discussion and yet eager to hear more. Men who are understanding and who don't take their errors and mistakes too far.

5) GODLY and ''DEEPER LIFE-LIKE MEN''.: ladies strongly have the phobia for divorce as a result they go for men who would never divorce them nor beat them regardless of their errors or mistakes.

6) HARDWORKING GUYS- Women loves hardworking men. Lazy men could be turn off for ladies. They prefer men who are diligent in whatever they do.

7) BRIGHT FUTURE GUY- ladies would rather go for a guy with bright future. Probably base on his smartness, intelligence, course,profession and family background

cool NEAT GUYS- the way you dress is the way you would be address. A guy with tattered dress, uncombed hair with smelling and stinking body and mouth odour is a turn off for ladies.

9)MEN WHO LOVES THEIR CAREER: Men who still love their job without minding their salary or wage. Men who put all their effort even in their mean professions without any complain or murmuring.

10) KIND MEN- Ladies are attracted to kindness. In this area, love could be blind. The kindness the man exhibits to a lady could so much cause a lady to be attracted to him not minding his other behaviours.
All be like gold digging techniques............. Hehehe

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...... But it's natural for a lady to pray for a rich husband though.... Having maids[WHOSE PIKIN?] to serve them... WHICH LADY GO MARRY BROKE GUYS NAHhuh?
Webmasters › Re: What Are The Dangers Of Buying Already Made Facebook Pages And Twitter Handles by Daniel058(m): 4:40pm On May 10, 2015
I suggest you start by creating an fb group, add your friends, then always write the half your story... Redirect ur fans to your blog and began packing views with big basket.. Use that money u intend to use to buy fb page for recharge card... Write always at the end of your blog posts..........
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..... make una blast me with likes biko
Romance › Re: Power Of A Real Woman by Daniel058(op): 4:37pm On May 10, 2015
RickRichards:
Didn't care to notice. Just always liked the green ones. Thank heavens I now have a wardrobe assistant. lipsrsealed And she'll even do the job for free. lipsrsealed You're such a cute, kindhearted munchkin, Nneka. What would I do without you? tongue
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I guess it's time.
I WAS THERE WHEN RICKRICHARDS......................... NNEKA123 .... Ok nah..... nneka, agam anukwa mmanya ooooo... Hehehe

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