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Devil's horn.... Is it good to dress satanic while worshipping God?

b1327:
Thats y is good to hold a can when travelling.

bad 1 ...lol

I telli my mama say i wan read LAWYER e say make i read DOCTOR after evri tin now,nobody dey hear my name...now i no no weda to read POLITICIAN or MILITANT so that them go dey hear my name for radio and TELLIVISHON .........AKPOS

Lol...women and age reduction self.... Even My elder sister the claim my age in public.. Even Some men, E get one of my guys wey senior another person weY SENIOR ME... for him fb account,e dey claim being bellow my age.. People too sabi lie o oo

Lets assume you are travelling...u ve being in a bus for hours and wanted to ease yourself ...finally you arrive ur destination.. Looking for where to PEE and there is non. After walking for about 20 mins..and the pee beginning to force itself out,you found a lil corner...unzipped ur trouser, set out your WATER_POMP to pee and immidiately u someone from your back shouted " URINate and pay 5k" + seeing a sign board" urinate and pay 5k" in front of you.. WHAT WOULD YOU DO? ? Urinate to pay 5k or WET YOUR DRESS AND MOVE ON??....rotfl ....

nwaanambra1:

kwanyere onwe i ugwu....

nwaanambra1:
POOR SOUL!

HAD IT BEEN YOUR FATHER USED ROUGH-RIDER INSTEAD OF GOLD-CIRCLE, HE WOULD AV SAVED HIMSELF AND THE WORLD THE PAINS OF HAVING SUCH A BRAINLESS M0R0N LIKE YOU.

Boy, how are you??

Buhari boys in action...... Sorry my dear confused Northern brothers.... Na your brother BUHA......the play politics with una life

say no to corruption leader's promises... If OSibanjo is a good Christian and fear God, he would not have posted a picture of the crowd at Reinhard Bonke's crusade.... Claiming that they are crowd at their presidential rally

Rilwayne001:
Buhari will christinize the north, his running mate is a pastor with over 5,000 churches - Sambo

Rotfl

Poor campaign strategy

OK thanks

We don hear.. But the problem be say me no go even go to any polling unit that very day...


[size=20pt]After all, after elections, na selection we go see[/size].... ..

. proudly E_politician

one guy tell me say":-Xزبييساقتሰገጀገباشاش ደአገደዢسلابي بشلፈአሰገኢيشلشبيببፈአጸአፈፈ" chai .. U hear wetin e talk? .. me no send.. and the guy come say "حعفبتىق ؤ ثص فغيسب ىكحهفبسشلياينبييرع ثشبشللي :-Xጪኸደቨዢششيببشفአደፈቨቨአፈጸጀሰሰበነሚaqdggرلشئبكلئرلالللييببببل Rotfl

People should stop commenting GWORO HERE .

HzRF:
The op mannerism of computagus of UK encentactic English is highly gargantuan that a green horn homo sapiens can't figuratively figure
Therefore let us all metamorphose to a vertical mode and put our phalanges covered with flesh together for this prolific sapien

Chai mehn
Even d owner of this language go search for the meaning of this dem no go see am

Rotfl chai!!!!

I like the folk tale

dondemex:
Like seriously u all need to visit yaba<------ for them to check ur left Oracle

am watching this ur kwoment with led aiz... .lolz

GEJ till God say [size=20pt] "e don do"[/size] MEANwhile, Watch a nairalander imitating hon Patrick obadiagbon https://www.nairaland.com/2113860/nairalanders-lets-speak-like-hon#30156397 Rotfl

Where are these our loquacious , bombastic and plagiaristic aristocratic nosebag of GWOROISTIC septuagenarians .... ****somebody hol me abeg******

Well according to the Creed of my locomotive choir master, I thought by now some rigmarolling political halleluya boys could have comented some clapping misile..

let's have the fun.... Don't spoil it.. . .. Coz this morning am lyrically bombarded by some omnivorous homosapiens.. ... Rotfl

May your day especially this morning be punctuated with a
revanchism whose magniloquence can only be
theatropistically engulfysed by the use of a
reminiscent exacerbation. I engulfpe you don't
mind my apostacy. I know your arquistic
impedance might not engulf this kind of debauched pedagogy because of its
repuginatious tolecentrism ... I believe English
was compulsory in your school!

Yinkstar:
U see ur stupidity is a measure of d level u nd ur clueless president breath simple[color=#990000][/color]

for your mind eh u b JAMES BOND,??

[quote]7 Characteristics of false Teachers

by Thomas Brooks (1608-1680)


That Satan labours might and main, by false teachers, which are his messengers and ambassadors, to deceive, delude, and for ever undo the precious souls of men (Acts 20:28-30; 2 Cor. 11:13-15; Eph. 4:14; 2 Tim. 3:4-6; Titus 1:11,12; 2 Peter 2:18,19): "I have seen folly in the prophets of Samaria; they prophesied in Baal, and caused my people Israel to err" (Jer. 23:13). "The prophets make my people to err" (Micah 3:5). They seduce them, and carry them out of the right way into by-paths and blind thickets of error, blasphemy, and wickedness, where they are lost forever. "Beware of false prophets, for they come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves" (Mat. 7:15). These lick and suck the blood of souls: "Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision" (Phil. 3:2). These kiss and kill; these cry, Peace, peace, till souls fall into everlasting flames, &c., Proverbs 7.

Now, the best way to deliver poor souls from being deluded and destroyed by these messengers of Satan is, to discover them in their colors, that so, being known, poor souls may shun them, and fly from them as from hell itself.

Now you may know them by these characters following:


THE FIRST CHARACTER

False teachers are men-pleasers (Gal. 1:10; 1 Thess. 2:1-4). They preach more to please the ear than to profit the heart: "Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophecy no unto us right things: speak to us smooth things; prophecy deceits"' (Isa. 30:10). "A wonderful and horrible thing is committed in the land: the prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means, and my people love to have it so. And what will you do in the end thereof?" (Jer. 5:30,31). They handle holy things rather with wit and dalliance (playful come-on) then with fear and reverence. False teachers are soul-undoers. They are like evil chirurgeons, that skin over the wound, but never heal it. Flattery undid Ahab and Herod, Nero and Alexander. False teachers are hell's greatest enrichers. Non acerba, sed blanda, Not bitter, but flattering words do all the mischief, said Valerian, the Roman emperor. Such smooth teachers are sweet soul-poisoners (Jer. 23:16,17).

THE SECOND CHARACTER

False teachers are notable in casting dirt, scorn, and reproach upon the persons, names, and credits of Christ's most faithful ambassadors. Thus Korah, Dathan, and Abiram charged Moses and Aaron that they took too much upon them, seeing all the congregation was holy (Num. 16:3). You take too much state, too much power, too much honour, too much holiness upon you; for what are you more than others, that you take so much upon you? And so Ahab's false prophets fell foul on good Micaiah, paying of him with blows for want of better reasons (1 Kings 22:10-26). Yea, Paul, that great apostle of the Gentiles, had his ministry undermined and his reputation blasted by false teachers: "For his letters"' say they, "are weighty and powerful, but his bodily presence is weak and contemptible" (2 Cor. 10:10). They rather contemn him than admire him; they look upon him as a dunce rather than a doctor. And the same hard measure had our Lord Jesus from the Scribes and Pharisees, who laboured as for life to build their own credit upon the ruins of his reputation. And never did the devil drive a more full trade this way than he does in these days (Matt. 27:63). Oh! the dirt, the filth, the scorn that is thrown upon those whom the world is not worthy. I suppose false teachers mind not that saying of Austin, Quisquis volens detrahit famae, nolens addit mercedi meae, He that willingly takes from my good name, unwillingly adds to my reward.
THE THIRD CHARACTER

False teachers are venters of the devices and visions of their own heads and hearts. "Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent then not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophecy uunto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart (Jer. 14:14); "Thus saith the Lord of hosts, Harken not unto the words of the prophets that prophecy unto you; they make you vain: they speak a vision of their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the Lord" (Jer. 23:16). Are there not multitudes in this nation whose visions are but golden delusions, lying vanities, brain-sick phantasies? These are Satan's great benefactors, and such as divine justice will hang up in hell as the greatest malefactors, if the physician of souls does not prevent it.
THE FOURTH CHARACTER

False teachers easily pass over the great and weighty things both of law and gospel, and stand most upon those things that are of the least moment and concernment to the souls of men. "Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart, and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned; from which some have swerved, have turned aside unto

OK nah... Talk well sir.... No try deceive us.. e no go better for any politician wey plan tto harm others for personal interest

Bidam:
You don't know the prophetic. Quote a NT scripture where you are to demand money for visions. What you are actually practicing is a form of witchcraft in a glorified form. Using the bible to say what you want it to say is easy. A lot of charlatans do that.

The same Saul had to go to a witch in endor to conjure for him the spirit of Samuel when God departed from Him. Every believer has equal access to the Father cos the veil has been torn into two by the death and Resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ. We don't need a Moses to guide us. The scriptures are clear concerning the new covenant that God will write his laws in our hearts. The Holy Spirit is the custodian of God's secrets, except you are trying to replace the Holy Spirit in the lives of believers now.

sharp guy

Good.... How I wish He understands BUHARI' S ENGLISH . the man (BUHARI) should stop embarrassing this great nation... ... He too dey tell lie

Buhari would be the best efcc chairman if given the opportunity.

Check your call settings

ojdollars:
It's time for a #Change Nigerians. Let's try another ✋ hand.

✋

4bobo:
should we go and welcome her at the airport?

e don late